Chapter 34: A Brave Heart (9)
"Do you have any powerful props?" Wang Yibo licked his lips with a look of impatience, "Wouldn't it be okay to make a big move?" ”
"To be reasonable, this is the reason, I have a Christmas bomb here, and the movement should be very big, but ......" Li Song hesitated for a moment and took out a Santa-shaped ...... from his bag Bomb!?
"Isn't this a balloon?" Luo Hanya looked at Li Song with a confused expression, only to see a thin rope in Li Song's hand, and a Santa Claus balloon was pulled at the end of the rope. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Alas~ See for yourself......" Li Song shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.
[Name: Christmas Bomb]
[Type: Disposable consumables]
【Quality: Excellent】
[Effect: A loud bang will be made after the explosion!] 】
[Notes: The loudest bomb at Christmas!] No one has ever dared to test its power! 】
"Tsk, this thing is indeed a little interesting." Wang Yibo made a live-action version of the funny expression, looking at this Christmas bomb and being amazed.
"This mentally retarded game, there are really a lot of such purely funny props......" The corners of Luo Hanya's mouth twitched, and she complained.
"The question is...... does this thing really match what it describes? Wouldn't it be that the balloon exploded a little louder......" Wang Yibo stared at the strange balloon and circled twice, and his suspicions suddenly appeared, and he directly pointed out the key.
"Here I would like to quote a phrase that Brother Luo said not long ago, 'A dead horse is a live horse doctor.' Li Song had obviously prepared a response in his heart, and squeezed his nose at Luo Hanya.
"Be serious! It's okay to be serious, uncle, going through the script with you is like acting in a sketch......" Luo Hanya looked at the two hip-hop players in front of her, deliberately straightened her face, and acted seriously.
"Oh, boy, you can do it." Li Song turned his head slightly, changed his cool appearance, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Luo Hanya, with a look of appreciation.
"Young man, I'm optimistic about you, the future is yours!" Wang Yibo even suppressed his throat and pretended to look like an old guy with vicissitudes.
"Mad's retarded!" Luo Hanya held her forehead with her right hand and sighed helplessly, feeling that her IQ had been insulted by these two guys......
"Ahem, ahem! Well, well, seriously! Seriously! Come on, come on, let's show your attitude first, the first set of plans for the Christmas bomb plan, let's do it! Li Song saw that the joke was almost over, his face changed, his expression changed, and he had a good face-changing stunt, and in an instant, he turned his hip-hop posture into seriousness and strength! Invincibility!
"Huh? Let's get started. Wang Yibo raised his eyebrows lightly, his eyes were slightly closed, and he was as deep as a scheming strategist. Why don't we rush to the direction of Wax Fortress City first, and blow it up near Wax Fortress, how about shocking the defenders in the city? ”
Looking at the two brothers in front of her who had changed their faces and achieved the pinnacle of their skills, Luo Hanya couldn't help crying and laughing, her expression was very stiff, "No, we must not be as fast as the 56th Division, we have no map, no guide, no jungle experience, and no standard personnel, how can we compare the speed with the world's first jungle division." ”
"Listen to you...... We can only go and get close to the 56th Division as soon as possible, so that the 56th Division thinks it has been exposed, right?" Wang Yibo held his chin and said slowly.
"Yes, we don't have a choice other than that." Luo Hanya's eyes were solemn and she nodded.
"Since there is no choice...... Let's have a good time! Li Song said loudly with a look of expectation on his face.
"So what are we waiting for?" Wang Yibo grinned.
Luo Hanya stretched out a hand, Wang Yibo and Li Song folded their hands one after another, the three of them looked at each other and smiled, paused for about a second, just like athletes before the game, "Come on!" Come on! Come on! ”
"Haha, let's have a good time with the three brothers and the 56th Division!" Wang Yibo laughed loudly.
"Today's play is called Sanying Slaying the Evil Dragon......" Li Song looked relaxed, and did not forget to tease.
"Let's go, let's go, don't fix those imaginary things, we are going to destroy the world's first jungle division in the jungle today! In a word, GTMD little devils! ”
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Although Luo Hanya and the three of them do not have enough experience in jungle combat, they have a good saying-"I have never eaten pork, and I have always seen pigs run." "Who hasn't watched a few movies and TV series about jungle warfare when they're so big......
The three of them didn't care whether it was true or false in the TV series, so they simply pinched a few grasses that didn't seem to be poisonous and wiped them on their faces. He also pulled a few branches and stuck them on top of his head and on his clothes...... In short, after some tossing, three "jungle special forces" who looked a little nondescript, but still decent, were born......
The three of them looked at each other's funny appearances, looked at each other and smiled, and the tacit understanding was not broken, but they were complaining frantically in their hearts......
"We teleported to a place 10 kilometers north of the 56th Division, and the 56th Division is now speeding in a northwest direction, and we have been delayed for a while, so we might as well go west now, we should run into the 56th Division." Luo Hanya said confidently.
Wang Yibo and Li Song naturally had no objections, and the three of them dressed up in green clothes and quickly advanced towards the west.
After walking all the way for about ten minutes, Wang Yibo and Li Song were already slightly out of breath, and the three of them finally discovered the traces of the 56th Division.
Just about seven or eight hundred yards to the northwest of them, a large number of infantry and armored vehicles were moving quickly, and the three of them dived down, quickly made eye contact, and decided to implement plan one.
Li Song took out the 'Christmas bomb' again and easily opened the rope, and the Santa Claus balloon flew lightly, riding the April wind and flying in the direction of the 56th Division.
"One hundred yards, two hundred yards, three hundred yards......" Luo Hanya stared at the balloon, calculating the distance the balloon floated, "It's time." "Just when the balloon floated nearly four hundred yards, that is, the limit distance that Luo Hanya's hand could shoot, Luo Hanya's eyes were sharp, and the gun rang out, and the 'Christmas bomb' exploded......
"Boom-" There was an earth-shattering loud noise, the whole world seemed to be quiet, except for this sound, no sound could be heard, the sound wave seemed to be substantial, and it spread out in a circle, within a radius of one kilometer, countless flying insects fell from the air and the forest, and the leaves fell in pieces, and a large number of indigenous people in the tropical jungle could no longer see the sun the next day......
I don't know how many Japanese soldiers of the 56th Division were permanently deaf in this shocking explosion, and some of them were bleeding and fainting to the ground in the sound waves......