PS: The title is like this, in fact, it's really not very watery...... It's too dry. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info can't help it, my writing is not good......

"What do you mean?" After Xiao Yan, who left his sister to take an adventure without saying a word, he didn't wait for the dumbfounded Gu Xun'er to speak, I am not happy here.

"Co-author, why do you think you don't need to get on a ship to get her to Earth?? I'll just teleport her to Earth with a 'whoosh' and I'll be safe?! Why don't you throw her here or send her back to the Soul Clan in the Douqi Continent~?!"

"Lao Lu, listen to me, I didn't mean that. I just want to~"

"And what do you mean?"

"Lao Lu, don't I want to determine an itinerary before getting on the ship, and send Xun'er to Earth first. And then~"

"And a yarn!!"

I didn't wait for Xiao Yan to say this, so I directly interrupted him...... Anyway, I just have such a problem with grabbing words, and I really can't change it. I said before that I would try to 'love' these reincarnators under me, but in reality, sometimes you should be really angry, and you can't suppress the fire, but this is not the time for me to engage in any self-examination, so at this time I choked up and said:

"By the way, Xiao Yanzi, what kind of thinking structure is your brain? Or you don't know that it will take a long time to change history, how will she live on Earth during this time? …… Aren't you bothering me to arrange it? Is this different from her being worn by us? After all, now that the ancient clan has been wiped out, it's very dangerous for you to let a beautiful girl with a fighting spirit of the third stage stay there, okay?! Or do you think that out of sight is pure, and everything is OK when you look at me?? You have few rivals, don't you??? Forget it, let's get on board first!"

"But ......"

Although Xiao Yan still wanted to say at this time, 'I don't believe in you, Lao Lu~! I'll go on an adventure with you myself, what's the matter of dragging my family now. Create a weakness for yourself to cling to? And the most interesting thing is. In any case, this weakness seems to have been caught by me. Naturally, he couldn't send Gu Xun'er back to the Soul Clan, and he could only let me arrange it on Earth. Although I have a lot of complaints about this, it's a big deal to open an identity for Gu Xun'er, and then throw it into the world of halberds. Where is the earth...... But as I said,A beautiful little girl like Gu Xun'er,It's very dangerous everywhere.,This kind of behavior,It's basically expecting to be NTR.,It's no different if you're expecting to be NTR.,Recently, it's become popular to even the protagonist with a heavy cup of various NTRs...... Before, she was protected by the ancient people. The people sent to her are naturally people who can be reassured. The ancient clan is a whole, and it is simply unrealistic to guard and guard and steal or something. He dares to guard and steal, do you want his family in the clan? You say you don't have a family?? How can you be sent to the eldest lady without a family and no weaknesses! No family won't come to the Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill or something! The Great Clan always has various means to limit the non-betrayal of their men. But unlike the Douqi Continent, there are always some people on the earth who don't believe in ghosts and gods, are not afraid of death, and die with their heads between their legs and peony flowers, and they are wonderful warriors in the ghost and hooligan world...... Brain-dead are more dangerous than the idiots on the vindictive continent, and the most terrifying thing is that many of them are still the kind of ruthless rotten people. In the Douqi Continent was NTR, lost his body and heart, but at least he could live a worry-free life for the rest of his life, but he was ...... on Earth So it's really just an act of being out of sight and trying to comfort the heart...... Or is he just afraid, afraid of step by step, and finally Xun'er will follow him and then finally go to take the house, and then the physical body will be trained into an elixir...... Xiao Yan: That's what he's afraid of.

"Brother Xiao Yan, don't embarrass this adult, this is Xun'er's own choice. This time, Xun'er will no longer choose to simply wait, this time Xun'er must be by your side. Let Xun'er and Brother Xiao Yan fight side by side~!"

"Xun'er you~! Why are you so disobedient...... This trip is really dangerous, how can I tell you~~"

Xiao Yan was really anxious, and he couldn't tell Xun'er that even this so-called 'this adult' was not worth believing in existing, and he was used to carrying any danger by himself. At least he thinks that in the environment of the earth, Gu Xun'er of the third stage of Dou Qi is not without the power of self-preservation, in short, it is relatively safe. The two benefits are the most important, and the two disadvantages are balanced and the light is chosen~.

But this time is different, not to mention that Gu Xun'er is not good at doing it, Xiao Yankong, who is so fresh and refined, also has his own plans, such as stopping it from letting so many women around Xiao Yan,...... Just talk about the endless waiting before, what did you get in exchange? In the original work, his subordinates kept reporting that Xiao Yan interacted with this beauty, got together with that girl, and had a personal affair with that bewitching slut. It's not bad here, Xiao Yan and Qinglin's daughters are there. Like I said, it's better to rely on people than on yourself, and it's better to take the initiative at all. Even in Canaan Academy, Xun'er regretted more than once that she had nothing to do to wait for Xiao Yan in such a place, and she waited for two years. In short, it is all kinds of waiting, if it is like the original book, it will be just Xiao Yan's success in the end, but this time what is waiting for is Xiao Yan's death, leaving only a wisp of remnant soul to live in the world. It's really stupid to wait for this meow! And I don't do it, the little princess of the ancient clan who is so fresh and refined is definitely not a superficial woman who has no brains and only knows how to cry, make trouble and hang herself......

In the original work of the robot cat, Nobita changed the ending of marrying his fat tiger sister and finally married Shizuka. What do you think Shizuka would think if she knew about it? Or if Fat Tiger's sister liked Nobita, what would she do if she knew about it??

You can't trip over the same pit, so that's where the situation comes in. However, it is precisely because the contemptible people see through everything that they have to talk about falling in love, breaking up, and then explaining, then falling in love, and then breaking up in Korean dramas in order not to turn the originally short time into a Korean drama that is moving, so-

「…… Well, you're tired of being so tired, right, I can see it. Miss Xun'er, I really want to tell you a story about "Farewell My Concubine" right now......

When I said this, Xiao Yan, who was compared to Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, was suddenly a little sparse, and his experience was indeed the same as Xiang Yu who killed himself in Wujiang, but I actually said these words at this time, such as what I said next-

"A good girl shouldn't embarrass your man."

Xiao Yan frowned, it's easy to understand, at this time, he began to want to start helping Gu Xun'er, who didn't know why, to refute me...... In short, you can't let the two of them talk about it, many times, Qing officials often find you to persuade when it is difficult to judge family affairs, and in the end they come to you, although you are not a person inside and out, but you have also successfully persuaded a pair of dog men and women. If they quarrel more, it means that you have done bad things with good intentions, or you can't make a bowl of water even, in short, don't persuade people not to quarrel in the future. If you succeed, you will be burned, and if you don't, you will escalate the war. And I know it well, but because I really can't delay time and can't help myself, I can only continue to say in a somewhat helpless tone-

「…… Let's put it this way, your cautious man doesn't believe me right now. Strictly speaking, our current relationship of trust has not yet been formally established, and it belongs to mutual hypocrisy. You should be able to see this, too, so he doesn't dare to take you with him now. Then put it next to me and give him a handle that I can control him. …… No problem, it's all men, I can understand that. A beautiful little girl like Miss Xun'er, if I really have any thoughts, I will never let my subordinates cut off their beards, he just needs to watch me, this Miss Xun'er can understand, right? Don't embarrass your man, just listen to him once, and I will arrange you to Earth...... It's my territory, where you can live in peace, the most important thing is that he is reluctant to let you abandon your current body to take away little Xun'er. I am even more reluctant to let your physical body be trained into an elixir. There is no way around it, and my plan to take your souls back to their own homes and find their own mothers is perfect. But perfection represents ruthlessness, in life, everyone has a few weaknesses and a few reluctances. Whoever can be truly ruthless and unintentional, then the plan he came up with is definitely the most perfect. But the most hurtful plan. There is such a thing as the human heart......

Although his reluctance will actually hurt Miss Gu Xun'er's interests, please don't embarrass your man...... Phew!! the overlord of Western Chu who meows. How does a perfect love story always have to happen, some very mentally retarded people do something that they think they can help each other, what I leave you for your good, or something, it's actually useless to lose IQ. Is it true love only if you lose your IQ? Xiao Yanzi, don't say who I really want to catch as a handle, no matter how far away it is, it's useless. Or if I have any thoughts about your family, you can't stop me at all!" I seem to persuade Gu Xun'er not to embarrass Xiao Yan's words, and the way I put my heart into my heart makes Gu Xun'er feel that she is too uninteresting to make trouble again, but my painting style suddenly changed. In the end, he directly caught Gu Xun'er by his side. At the same time, Xiao Yan said on his face that he wanted to be each other's angels? Aren't you from the same country as me?? continued with a confused expression—

"Let's just talk about refining Miss Gu Xun'er's bloodline into an elixir. Give it to a little smoker. Or maybe your children are doing the best thing! …… Saying—"

I didn't make any deviant movements, but pointed my finger up and down like the ancient precepts. After that, I hugged my head directly, and when I saw it clearly, I said that I was holding my own head, and shouted in despair:

"~I can't figure it out! The point is not to train your Xun'er's body into a Dan, she went to take it away, and her body will disappear for a period of time because of the concept of time correction, and she can't leave anything, understand?! Or is it Xiao Yanzi, you and I are here to understand and pretend to be confused? Come with us to take the house of the little Xun'er, this big Xun'er of yours is the real 'life', and staying on the earth is waiting for 'death', understand? Don't you understand the concept of really dying and really living?"

Sometimes people are like this, as long as there are people around him who 'go crazy', he can calm down. I shouted a little nervously at Gu Xun'er and Xiao Yan, who ran back behind Xiao Yan as soon as I let go of my hand:

"Human memories and experiences are the only proof of a person's life. Is the Gu Xun'er who lost these still this Gu Xun'er? If you think she is still innocent in this life...... Didn't let her give up her body now, okay?! She is different from you, an alchemist, and at the same time as giving up her body, I will stuff her into Xiao Xun'er's body as quickly as possible. You're feeding a melting elixir or something, so it's not time for you to do anything like life and death! If you want to die later, won't you live now? On our time journey, there is still a lot of time to travel in the time channel! At least 10 days...... There may also be some errors in timing. It's likely that you've traveled to a time when the two of you weren't pregnant yet, and you'll have to wait a while. This spaceship is also fully equipped, enough for you to get a private space for a cave room. This body has been used, and if it is old, it is worthless. Anyway, it's not a precious body, and the strength is only the third stage of Dou Qi, and even if it is cured, you have to start cultivating again, and it has already passed the golden growth period of cultivation, and it is not certain whether you can become a Dou Zong in the end. Not to mention anything else, you who can use different fire to refine the corpse of the Dou Sect and resurrect people, don't you still know the concept that the body is just a piece of clothing for our souls? If you like it, I'll make one for you for 500 exchange points! You don't have to consume cards! And all kinds of looks, all ages, and even genders can be played with at will. …… Of course, the body made by 500 exchange points is only a little stronger than that of ordinary people.

But a thousand to ten thousand, can we get on the ship now?!"

"Okay...... (Let Lao Lu say it alone, what else can I say...... When you think about it, that's exactly what happened...... It's that I'm thinking too simple...... I'm sorry...... I almost killed you...... I'm really useless~ If I hadn't been scolded by Lao Lu and woken up, I would still ......."

"Don't say anything, Brother Xiao Yan, even if Xun'er gives you this life, Xun'er is willing to do it. What's more, it's just a memory or something......

"Smoked ......"

"Brother Xiao Yan~~"

「……」

Saying...... In front of me, a single dog who works in a different place and has not yet officially confirmed his relationship, he can only say that he is in unrequited love, and the scene that is staged at this time is the legendary me being covered by Qiong Yao...... It is the woman who uses part of her body when the man is not finished...... For example, slapping each other's lips with his tongue or something, of course, at this time, Gu Xun'er, who was born in the Douqi Continent and was a bit of a feudal ancient She girl, covered Xiao Yan's mouth with his hands...... But it's also the kind of very intimate, and I can't wait to stick it on the whole person...... Needless to say, get in the car...... No! I mean, needless to say, we have a posture that I understand. At the end of the day, this kind of ...... This...... How can it be repaired! Isn't it right!! In fact, there is another explanation for this sentence - if you pout your ass, I will know what shit you are pulling~!! A lot of spirits are, do you understand!!

And at this time—

"Lao Lu, I'm sorry...... I shouldn't doubt you......"

"Hehe, no problem! I don't accept your apology, suspicion is right, you don't feel sorry for me at all, and I don't care about these at all, with Xiao Yanzi's experience, it's strange that you are not in a state where there are always Diao people who want to harm me. If you believe me right away, then I have to wonder if you have something wrong with your brain. What's more, the charm of your family Xun'er is too strong, I am a little unconfident, then I will become Xiao Yanzi, your rival in love......" I looked at the hand that grabbed Gu Xun'er before, and said with some shock at this time.

"So Xiao Yanzi, you'd better continue to prevent fire, theft, and seniors. That is, I am definitely the right choice for you. There are a lot of people who are not polite to my friend's wife these years, and I'm not joking with you, because of a lot of things recently, my strength has been stuck in the bottleneck for a long time, plus my career has been frustrated, and I have some mental problems, which are the so-called 'heart demon period', 'menopause', 'modern disease' or something, and I can't stop talking at every turn. However, the so-called gentleman is frank, and the villain is a relative. I can't slap a slap, so please keep a distance between Miss Xun'er and me in the future, so that she can walk around less in front of me in the future, and let Xiao Yanzi come to me if you have something. So that's basically the way it is, and I'm asking again? Are you ready to get on the boat?!!

"Okay......" Xiao Yan nodded at me with a smile at this time.

It can also be said that at this time, he was relieved. The most unbearable thing for a person like him is to be deceived by others, and you say it clearly. There's no one who doesn't like people to praise their women for being beautiful, right?

Shake your head, pathetic male...... I heard that some men who borrow seeds can find men to borrow seeds if they can't do it themselves, but if their women sleep with the borrowed men in private, he will be mad......

…… Anyway, what kind of thoughts have I been thinking about lately~~~~??

Just as I was analyzing how long I could hold on to these malicious and dangerous ideas that always popped up for no reason. …… This is the four stages of the demon period! Sadly, I can only use the power of three stages...... Because once I liberate the fourth order...... Forget it, in short, I'm thinking about it here, or when I'm thinking about it, the dog men and women here are still showing affection and dying quickly...... Sorry, one has already died, but the other is also dying. So what else can't be forgiven? Anyway, you can make trouble for me in the last spaceship!! You see—

"Xun'er, let's go up~."

"Uh-huh......

"Please, both." I subconsciously reached out and invited.

"Xun'er, watch out for the moving stairs (elevator). …… Keep your head down, keep your head down, don't hit the doorframe above."

「…………」…… You're going to be here to get dog food! Don't worry, I have recently pretended to be a space refractive technology, and there is a place on the ship that is enough for you to toss, besides......

I followed closely behind, and at the same time looked at the three-meter-high spaceship door, thinking to myself that unless your family's fighting qi Sandan Xun'er jumped up fiercely, you would not be able to hit the door frame above? What kind of grudge do you have against the door frame of my spaceship, you have to hit it with your head!!

While sighing that he had finally fooled them into the thief ship, he couldn't help but tease Xiao Yan and said-

"Xiao Yanzi, don't be in a hurry to show your concern here, can we have some dry goods and do something practical for others?! lest we, the animals, be anxious about the horses of God......

"Huh??"

"Ah, you're big~ah! I said, big brother! You're my brother!! I'll tell you clearly! Isn't it time for you to fulfill your promise to marry Miss Gu Xun'er? You wouldn't really be such a waste, would you? Or do you want to get on the bus first without buying a ticket??"

"No! Lao Lu~~!"

"I know, I know, what's so embarrassing about that? Do you know that the name is very important? Are you on Earth now? Speaking of rare opportunities, it's better for you to travel and get married!"

"Traveling to get married?" Gu Xun'er, who was talking about marriage, said in a rare doubt.

"Traveling to get married, it's unthinkable, it's getting married while traveling. In fact, in ancient times, a certain uncivilized people prevailed in a kind of 'marriage robbery custom', the husband snatched his beloved wife and did not take it home to worship the church, and there was no rule of worship, but to find an authority to witness it. Generally, this witness is a sacrifice within the clan, or more often find a branch of a temple outside to testify, because it is a marriage robbery, it is natural to carry out a similar 'escape journey', and the woman's parents naturally have to send someone out to symbolically search. It's usually the woman's brother or brother who leads, if not, daddy. Or not, that is, there is a love rival left, not yet, that is impossible! It may be a fake search, a pretense, but it may also be a real search. At that time, I couldn't help but brother and sister, father and goddess horse. Anyway, that's the rule. After the couple has spent a sweet 'secluded life'. Even if it's a real couple...... During this period, the custom of drinking honey-brewed mead every day during the couple's escape journey developed, giving rise to the so-called 'honeymoon' period after marriage. I don't know if I don't know~, you are not only traveling to get married, but also time traveling to get married, it sounds like a romantic scum, doesn't it? Contemptible, help you host a simple ...... Ghost Marriage...... The ceremony should be completely fine...... I'm a pastor, come on! Don't waste everyone's time. There's no time to blush you...... The male should get married, the female should marry, and the lang has the intention of having a concubine, and it will be a waste if he doesn't do it. Or is it okay to waste a second of less work, you don't want how many people to line up to want it!! …… Anyway, Xiao Yanzi, you were also strong-blooded, how did you solve your personal problems when Yao Lao was on you?" I wasn't joking when I said that I had a priesthood, although this qualification belonged to the Husband's Planet, when Ah Zhen was canonized as a Holy Son by the Order, and we guys were all canonized as paladins, and I ended up with a priesthood. Then I had the corresponding qualifications to learn the signature skill of the Great Sage's uniform, "The Redemption of the Redeemer......

"What solves personal problems?" In other words, Xiao Yan may really not be able to keep up with the rhythm of my sudden change of topic, so he followed the last sentence with a question mark on his face. And I'm naturally —

"Play stupid with me, huh?! Don't talk about it...... In front of your fiancée, I'll give you this face."

I pushed my elbow against Xiao Yan's arm, with a tacit posture.

"What the hell?!"

I don't know if it's true, I don't know what I'm talking about? Or are you pretending to be tender with me, not to mention the age of his Xiao Yan's two lives combined, and he still pretends to be a chick with me when he has a daughter? In short, just looking at Xiao Yan's unclear look at this time at this time, I myself gave Xiao Yan a full score for this expression.

But......

Why does your family Xun'er seem to understand, speaking of which, girl, your knowledge seems to be quite wide! Where did you get the information?? It won't be Xiao Yan, how many times a week, you know how long each time is Shenma, right? ? Although Yao Lao usually sleeps in the ring, it's not that he doesn't know anything about the outside world, does he? Is it the kind of ...... when your parents aren't paying attention? Forget it, I now find that I think about it as if it's thinking about it. It's really spring (inner demons) coming......

In other words, this little couple is really a travel marriage. The weddings are all prepared to be held on a spaceship, and it is a particularly forced travel through time to get married. Of course, time travel is fake, but it is enough for the little couple to think it is real. However, travel marriage is indeed travel marriage, even if traveling through time and space is fake, but traveling through the world to get married is real. At least I'm going to take them out of the world of the Soul Emperor now......

Besides, then again, is it that a treacherous and cunning person like me is casually changing the topic, and he is not just cutting through the mess to give things a make. Look at them, you look at me, I peeked at you, Xiao Yan is eighty percent of the people who propose marriage. I don't even have to hook a finger now. In other words, Lao Tzu is really busy, you unmarried men and unmarried women show affection, I look bad, but you are a legal husband and wife to show affection, it will only make me feel envious. It's a subtle feeling anyway......

However, in order not to steer things to strange places, and to avoid further embarrassment, I suddenly made a 'one-click change', or took off my cloak and took out a captain's hat at the same time.

"Welcome to the two of you, I am Captain Lu Yuhang, and I will serve the two guests on this next journey, which is tentatively named the last crazy journey."

Putting on the captain's hat, I also had a rare half-ridiculous face, and then I started professionally to introduce the guests like a private cruise. In short, it's not very professional, it's just a cat and a tiger. But it's enough to fool people. For example, Gu Xun'er, who was from a big family, immediately returned the gift...... Xiao Yan on the other side was completely dumbfounded by my change. In short, because it is really high-tech, even Xiao Yan, a modern traverser, wants to show Grandma Liu's face entering the Grand View Garden, but for various reasons, he can only show one in a reserved manner; This is normal, I'm used to seeing the posture, not to mention Gu Xun'er, who doesn't understand this kind of thing at all.

"First of all, let the contemptible lead the two of you to have a basic tour and introduction to the ship. Please go this way—" I said as I led the way in front.

「…… The ship, named Doom, is 52 meters long and 39 meters wide. Twenty-six meters high. Can be transformed into a small fortress base. The space for people to move around is 25 square meters on each floor. The 10-meter spacecraft operation center is the bow area, the upper part is the 15-meter accommodation area, and the 25-meter space that runs through the two floors, but because of the space folding technology, it actually has 2,500 square meters of leisure, entertainment, living and other areas as one of the original core areas, and many places inside are borrowed from the design of the 10-star hotel. All-computer dummies service. This is a map of the ship's recreational and living areas, and an instruction manual." I took out two magazine-type booklets, Xiao Yan was bombarded with modern street advertisements so he didn't answer it at all, I all thought maliciously, he, a guy who is used to the grandfather's popular science mode, is ready to ask the system AI at any time when the time comes, but Gu Xun'er took it very politely. Then nod in thanks. But I don't mean to see it right away...... Because I'm going on, it's a matter of politeness...... It's still the same sentence, there is no harm if there is no comparison, why is Xiao Yan, a bastard, so hated?! …… I found that I now understand more and more the protagonist of the Soul Clan's Emperor Master, Soul Star Meng Wei, and later played with Xiao Yan more and more crazily...... But the introduction continues. At this time—

"This voyage will last about 10 days, so please bear with me if you are not well received. The center's wish you both a pleasant trip on your next trip. Relax both physically and mentally. …… There's no way, the bigger the spaceship with the shuttle, the more laborious it is, but the entertainment area here has space folding technology, I believe it won't make the two of you bored, but for a while, that is, at the beginning and at the end of the journey, because you have to cross the time crystal wall, so you can't open it now. Carry-on baggage, even if it contains a ring of various space technology, please seal it temporarily. It can be placed in a special sealed locker at the door of the room...... Wait a while to get to the room prepared for the two of you, and the contemptible person is introducing it~"

Although Gu Xun'er is now abolished, it is not that she has no fighting spirit at all, and as a relative of the great elder of the soul clan, she naturally has a precept. And now Xiao Yan is out of stock and light. Even the clothes are formed by soul power. In other words, I still have to continue to introduce Ha~~

"Please, I'll take you two to the guest room for you, and of course, when the entertainment area is opened, many facilities in the entertainment area can also be accommodated. But after all, you have to prepare a standard room, right?" I continued as I led the way.

"This spaceship has two forms, one is the ground base fortress form, and the other is the current spaceship form, which is divided into two layers. We are located in the inner passageway, which is also under the upper accommodation area, and the door in front is the bow wheelhouse. The staircase here is a rest area that connects to the ship's form. Sorry, because of the relationship between the ordinary form of this ship, the design of the rest area is a bit compact, and there are two modes, one is a guest room mode for 1~2 people, and the other is a bunk bed type of 4+4+4+4, four rooms for 12 people collective dormitory mode. Also in the bow, so on top of the wheelhouse...... Now it's guest room mode, and I'll sleep in the captain's room lounge between the ship's galley and entertainment area here."

As I spoke, I took Xiao Yan and Gu Xun'er to the door of the so-called rest area. During this period, Xiao Yan wanted to take advantage of his soul body and wanted to look behind the wall, but he suddenly hit his head. I opened the door to the lounge and continued.

"A full floor-to-ceiling window, a queen bed. It allows guests to sit on their beds and enjoy the scenery in front of the ship...... Although there is nothing to see for a while...... There are cold drinks in the refrigerator and tea leaves in the cabinet. It's not a good tea though...... Here is a small open plan kitchen, toilet and bathroom. It's basically a small apartment in a building, Mr. Xiao should use these things, I won't introduce them one by one here, here is the seal locker, please Miss Gu Xun'er put the storage ring in first,...... Press on the palm of your hand...... Well, it's a fingerprint lock. It is opened by recognizing the palm prints. …… After we enter the time channel, I will open the living and entertainment area, and you can come back and take out the storage ring when Miss Gu Xun'er is poured. Next, please move to the cab with two positions. By the way, I don't like to rely on AI for everything, so I didn't equip the spaceship with high-IQ mobile service robots, or there were no puppets and subordinates to serve the two. So please do it yourself...... Theoretically speaking, the captain of the ship is responsible for the waiter, bartender, chef, and helmsman, so after taking off in a while, the two guests can call me as required during the journey. I do not theoretically provide any special services that a physical therapist does. If you insist that I provide relevant services, I will also be happy to accompany ......" smiled charmingly at the two silly white sweets who didn't know what a physical therapist was, and then regained his calmness, but what he said next-

"There are a lot of things I don't want to say, but I have to say them. But the specific teaching is needless to say too detailed, and Mr. Xiao Yan, who once had a daughter, doesn't need me to teach these more private things, but the basic things still need to be hinted at, Durex is in the bedside table on the left...... It seems that the two of you don't need ...... However, there are also some basic sex props inside, so please explore them on your own. There are 50 channels on TV, or 50 kinds of classified on-demand, and here is a special reminder to Mr. Xiao Yan, the adult station is on the 50th channel, because of legal issues and other issues, most of them are cavalry teaching. The older film is the infantry teaching. Don't say, 'I didn't mean to,' because an explanation is a cover-up. Cover-up is the truth...... When it was done, the new sheets were in the cabinet in the bathroom...... If you don't know how to use a full self-service laundry, please destroy it yourself. However, do not use the fire ability in the room, as the ship will activate the automatic fire extinguishing function. But I only prepared five sheets. The washing machine is brand new and the instructions are inside the drum. Although I am a waiter, but you don't really use me as a waiter, you are not embarrassed, I am embarrassed! I can cook the meal, but please learn to do it yourself, just ask the two of you to make this trip a real honeymoon. The actual meaning of the so-called honeymoon is not simply to find a beautiful place to mate and reproduce, the real intention of the honeymoon trip is to let the husband and wife who will live together from now on have a trip that can train the two to cooperate with the basic tacit understanding and cooperation ability after marriage...... It can be called a practical exercise in the next married life. Of course, mating is also important, and the divorce rate during honeymoons is soaring year by year. Of course, the most important thing is to replenish the physical strength of the meal...... Forget it, I won't take the initiative to ask you primates who may only know how to mate and flap each other's lips with their tongues to get up and eat, as the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and it's normal to forget about meal time, don't let me knock on the door and scare it out. So if you're hungry, go downstairs to the cafeteria to find your own food. Or broadcast the internal phone to order, there is a voice prompt, the recipe is placed on the table, and I will deliver it to the door for you. …… Don't worry, there is an enchantment in the lounge, and Mr. Xiao Yan has already experimented with his own head just now. Guaranteed privacy. You can play all kinds of tricks with confidence."

At this time, I used a very flat tone, very 'professional' for Xiao Yan, who had blushed into a monkey's buttocks, but didn't know if I should shut up, or Gu Xun'er carried out a series of forcible science popularization...... This also gave my body and mind a sense of satisfaction that I had teased Soma and Erina with my mouth.

There's no way, even if I don't say it, generally this kind of thing will have seven aunts and eight aunts to popularize science for the little couple...... Just because Xiao Yan knew it, and Gu Xun'er also knew it, there was no way to stop it. I could only keep my head down, stare at the monkey's buttocks, and follow me like the next destination. And so—

「…… Well, this is the ship's pilot control center. When we enter the time portal, I'm taking ...... The two of them went to visit the entertainment area. Please sit down and fasten your seatbelts...... What about such an eyeless athlete? Do you mean let me tie it??"

"Anyway, with such a professional introduction, I didn't even consciously think it was a real honeymoon trip...... It's a real honeymoon trip......

At this time, Xiao Yan naturally immediately got started and helped Xiao Xun'er like the seat belt. But—

「？？ Don't I need it?"

Finding that there was no place for himself, two chairs rose in the entire cab, one Xiao Xun'er sat on, and the other was the one I sat on, and it was the position where the driver was sitting, so he scratched his head, and Xiao Yan asked with some confusion at this time.

「…… Have you forgotten that you are a Dou Sheng's energy body?! Just stand behind Miss Xun'er......

I complained speechlessly, what the hell is going on with this Xiao Yan, why is it more and more like the medicine that is funny from Doupo comics? Don't get seasick for a while~~

"It's not...... I just think, why do I seem to think that Lao Lu is suddenly very attentive to Xun'er?"

"Don't think too much about it, because it suddenly occurred to me just now that there is only one real guest on this ship, and that is Miss Gu Xun'er. As for why you were suddenly thrown out of the guest ranks...... It's also very simple to say, in line with the principle of 'cherishing blessings'. Speaking of which, Xiao Yanzi, you actually belong to the service staff sequence. If you don't want to serve your guests, it's good not to be thrown in a pet cage by me, and don't forget, I'm too good for you now, but your already single-digit 'good fortune' will be wiped out. Miss Xun'er is different, the more attentive I am now, the more exchange points I will get. You can even organize your wedding and get an R card. Xiaobai, if you serve Miss Xun'er well during physical treatment for a while, it will be your benefit. How can you cultivate an SR card in ten days...... I don't know how much I can earn from the exchange point, but I want to talk about the service of physical healing...... I just don't want to do it anymore! You're right, Brother Duck?"

"Who is Xiaobai! Who!? It turns out that the carnal therapist is...... Be...... What kind of play should Brother Duck have?? …… Are you talking about the kind of dancer who sleeps with an old woman?!"

"So Brother Duck, you are out of touch with the times, at this time you should say: Who is Xiaobai, why don't I know him. What the hell is this duck brother?? Also, who told you that the dancer is to accompany the old woman? …… Forget it, I saved "Love Apartment" on TV, don't always watch any infantry teaching these days, make up for the complaining course...... As a spitting star, your combat power is too embarrassing for us to complain about the star. By the way, I also have a book here that is a top 10 dancer. I believe that for Xiao Yanzi, you who know how to cultivate immortals with one mind, and probably only know that the waste wood in the bed is nine shallow and one deep, will be useful......

"What the hell is there~! Who is the spit star! Lao Lu, you're like this, I've really turned my face~!!" Xiao Yan knocked down the book I handed him, and then the whole person began to treat each other badly......

"Okay, okay, don't listen to the old man~~ It's obviously a good thing for you, I'm good, everyone's good, you use physical healing, your wife is cool, and naturally there are more exchange points to take. It's the same if you change to someone else, if you don't do something, you will naturally have nothing to eat, and if you do something, you must have something to eat. Do you think it's okay for a dancer to just sleep with a woman and help a woman loosen the soil?? Then you look down on the dancer too much, do you have to have my teacher understand the threesome? At least the dancer knows how to dress up, can express himself, knows how to hurt women, you have been in a black robe for thirty years, I don't know if you think you are a member of the soul clan. Tie your hair with a hemp rope at random. Blind you with such a handsome face. It's rare to have an energy body that changes casually, and I don't know how to dress decently. What happened to the dancer? Making a chicken is different from making a duck, as long as you are willing to split your legs, you can collect money. Make a duck ......"

"Stop, stop! Isn't it okay if I'm Xiao Yan wrong?! I'll just say it! Lao Lu, you are good at everything, you are too good to speak. When it comes to breaking down, I remember you weren't like this in the past! Anyway, I beg you, can we not say this in front of Zai Xun'er? Can?? I'll just ask if you can ??? Hmm~!!" Lao Lu, who gave people a mysterious and unpredictable feeling when he was out of the second secondary school, is now almost incarnated as a 'mother'. Xiao Yan can only say that I seem to have met a fake old Lu.

「OK。‘ It's not me, husband and wife, whoever has the highest number of gas, will give each other 'money'. Where do you think the so-called Kefu life and Wangfu life come from?"

I finally put away the ten uniques, shook my head happily and said helplessly.

What was not the case in the past, how was it in the past? It's as if you had a woman around you when you were on Earth. You think I'm trying to do that like that...... In other words, it is good to explain what happened after the end!