Xu Fei doesn't want to be in a double row with Xiao Zhang anymore!

"Xiao Er, how can you stop being so pitiful! This is a qualifier! I'm really going to be miserable by you! In the Internet café, Xu Fei pushed the keyboard and yelled at Xiao Zhang. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Xiao Zhang is the only son in the family, and he is called "Xiao Er" because he is a bit "two"!

"Where am I pitted, 3 kills, 1 death, 6 assists, the data is gorgeous, okay! Also, how many times have I told you, don't call Lao Tzu 'Xiao Er'! ”

Seeing Xiao Er's rebuttal, Xu Fei was even more angry: "Nima! Not pitted? Don't pit you, play AP Ice! What's the use of grabbing people's heads with ultimate! ”

The "cold ice" he said, his full name is Ash the Ice Shooter, is a long-range output hero in the League of Legends, according to the conventional outfit, it should be taken AD, that is, the physical attack route, and the equipment should be out of the endless, electric knife, whispering, blood-drinking sword and other enhanced physical output. And this Xiao Er is really out of the ordinary, with Nash's teeth, the Holy Grail, the big hat, and the Dharma Wearing Staff......

Xu Fei thinks that this is the same as a doctoral student who studied in the United States to become a chengguan in the United States who is engaged in nuclear physics - it is pure nonsense!

Seeing that Xu Fei was really angry, Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "My mistake is my mistake, I see the tailwind, so I played like this!" Game! ”

"Play?! Game?! I told you, this is the promotion match for Lao Tzu's silver to gold! Xu Fei was so angry that he brushed his sleeves away.

Looking at Xu Fei's departing back, Xiao Zhang scratched his head.

I went back and played.

The game isn't over yet! Xu Fei walked impulsively, the game was not turned off, and the computer did not "get off the machine by itself".

What should I do?

Broken jar and broken and melted the runes for him?

Or...... Why don't you lose dozens of handfuls to him in a row, and go directly to the "Bronze Five", so that this guy will never be able to turn over?

Or...... Use his number to spray people, hang up, and recruit others to report it, it's best to seal him for hundreds of years?

Well, Xiao Zhang just thinks about it, and he's not that boring.

Then it's okay, you can do it by yourself in a double row, and you can finish this game!

It should be seen from the record that a cold ice who takes the AP route can play "3 kills, 1 death and 6 assists", which is actually very good.

Xiao Zhang couldn't understand what Xu Fei was suddenly angry about, what a big deal?!

Xu Fei left, Xiao Zhang dragged the stool, sat in the middle of the two machines, and simply played two numbers at the same time.

A wave of team fights.

The five enemy gathered in the middle lane and wanted to advance a wave, which was completely like death. Xiao Zhang controlled the cold ice in the squatting spring water, and shot it with a big move, "Crystal Magic Arrow".

Sou!

Hit three people!

After shooting this arrow, Xiao Zhang hurriedly moved over to control Xu Fei's previous assistant Annie flashed over to catch the ultimate.

After the Ice Arrow, a fire-thirsty bear appears on the battlefield.

Ice and fire!

"Well done!" Teammates were amazed.

Ice Arrow picks up the bear again, not to mention the explosion damage when the equipment is ahead, and the control alone will control them for at least a full five seconds!

The rest of the teammates followed suit and made up for the damage.

Annihilation!

After this wave, seeing that there was little hope of victory, the other side simply chose to surrender.

“Victory！” (Victory!) ）

"Oh, isn't this just a win, I don't know why I'm so angry, really! People in their twenties are still so impulsive! Xiao Zhang turned off the phone and left to himself, it didn't make sense for him to in the Internet café alone, so he might as well go home and lie down.

……

……

Speaking of Xiao Zhang's mentality of playing League of Legends, it is actually very interesting. The time I graduated from college was a clear watershed. Before graduating from college, Xiao Zhang was also like Xu Fei, who was bent on winning, and even had the idea of finding a few brothers to form a team to play a game. But after graduating from university, especially after all kinds of difficulties and various obstacles when looking for a job, my heart slowly cooled down.

"It's just a game after all, just play it!"

"Alas!"

But after such a quarrel with an old friend like Xu Fei, Xiao Zhang's heart also had a pimple, and even had a little idea of "I don't want to play this game anymore".

Xiao Zhang and Xu Fei both belong to the lower level of the company, and it is not their turn to sit in the office and drink tea. The supervisor is also ruthless enough, what work is hard and what work needs to be done at night, so he will give them what work, and he is tired to death. So they made an appointment a few days earlier, and this weekend, that is, today, the two brothers played an afternoon of alliances, had a good time, and relaxed.

I didn't expect to take advantage of the excitement and return with a failure.

When you get home, take a shower and wash away the smell of bad tobacco in the Internet café.

As soon as he finished washing, Xiao Zhang was blowing his hair when he received a call from Xu Fei.

"Hey, Xiao Er, what's that, I was wrong just now." Xu Fei's voice was low.

"Oh, it's okay, I just saw that you didn't turn off the computer, and I helped you lose a lot of games, and now it's in the bronze pit!" Xiao Zhang decided to tease this guy, in fact, with this moment's effort, it is impossible to fall from "Silver 1" to "Bronze".

"Whatever you want, I don't even want to play this game."

Xiao Zhang was scared to pee.

This is still the "hot-blooded teenager" who claimed to be 26 years old to compete in the e-sports professional circle at the "advanced age"!

What happened!

"I'll go! What happened?! Xiao Zhang hurriedly asked, he also knew that even if he lost the promotion match, even if he really fell into the bronze pit, it would be impossible to make Xu Fei like this. Something must have happened!

Broken out of love?

That's not right, just Xu Fei's stumbling appearance, his emotional intelligence is still so low that he doesn't even understand which word "coaxing" in "coaxing girls" is pronounced, and he can't fall in love at all.

Got fired?

It doesn't feel right, Xu Fei and Xiao Zhang are really the same kind of people in this regard, and their attitude towards work is purely messing around, and they are fired and find another one and then mix up! Tired may be tired, but the mentality of "messing around" is eternal.

So what can happen?

"What's wrong? Nothing will happen to you in the house, will you? "Don't blame Xiao Zhang's crow's mouth, sincerely, he can only think about this aspect.

"You're in the house! I don't want to be good! Xu Fei shouted.

"Nima! What's wrong with that! Could it be that you're also here for your aunt? Xiao Zhang changed to a comfortable position and lay down.

"you!" Xu Fei chirped, "Alas, have you watched the LPL?" It's been 15 games, and you say that WE hasn't improved at all! 1 win, 8 losses, 6 draws, grass, see Lao Tzu is hot! ”

“……”

Next, Xu Fei pulled Xiao Zhang and said for a full twenty minutes, all "WE", "WE", Nima!

It's thundering!

Hearing this, Xiao Zhang wanted to scold his mother - "You lost your temper at Lao Tzu for some reason, and mixed up Lao Tzu's good afternoon game time!" That's because of this! I'm going to grass! ”

hung up the phone, Xiao Zhang collapsed on the bed like a dead pig.

Xu Fei is a person like you, talk to him...... No, it's tiring to listen to him!

What is WE?

Whenever he encountered this question, Xu Fei would reply in an impassioned tone as if he had fallen into an evil spirit: "No, this is not just a team!" It is a faith, it is an era! ”

Yes, Xu Fei is a die-hard fan of WE. His four years of college were spent with WE, like the wind, the smile, the strawberry, the promise, the curly...... He has witnessed the whole process of the WE team growing step by step into the top domestic giants, reaching the top and then declining.

As for Xiao Zhang, he is a witness to Xu Fei in the past four years. However, when there is an avid fan like Xu Fei around him, it is difficult for Xiao Zhang to follow the fans.

The circle of friends was frantically swiped by Xu Fei's WE.

Wei-Bo was frantically swiped by Xu Fei's WE.

When I slept really well in the middle of the night, I had to be pulled up by Xu Fei to make a string, just because of this WE won some championship.

Sick, right?!

It's not what being sick is!

As a mildly addicted League of Legends player, a person who doesn't pay much attention to LOL matches, Xiao Zhang said that it is really difficult to understand.

And to be honest, those big-eyed cute girls with long legs are also fans, and you Xu Fei is a big man, so let's join in the fun!

This is called "one powder top ten black".

Originally, I was going to have an afternoon with Xu Fei, so I had nothing to do when I was free, what should I do?

Looking for a film on a certain website?

Shake it? Momo? Looking for some girls to talk to?

How many episodes of American drama are you chasing?

After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Zhang decided to find a hand to play.

Open the app market, flip and flip.

Seeing this "Three Kingdoms" and that "Journey to the West", Xiao Zhang felt a little tired, and he played a little too much about these themes.

What is the "gray wolf" or what is the "bear infested", Xiao Zhang doesn't look at it, after all, he is older, and playing this again will inevitably be a bit of a perverted suspicion.

In the end, Xiao Zhang locked an APP called "League of Legends Champion Coach", and the game classification was also set in the simulation management category.

That's it!

PS: New book release, ask for collection and recommendation!