Chapter 049 - Put Everything on Your Plate, But ......
"It's delicious, and it's more than ten times better than the food I cook~. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info」
"Thank you for the compliment, do whatever you want, you seem to have eaten too much for dinner before, which is not good. Drink an extra bowl of soup...... Little brother, Mrs. Lu, you haven't eaten yet, how about a few more wontons? Eat it quickly, or the batter will fall off."
"Thank you......" ×N
The so-called supper is actually very simple, a bowl of wonton noodles with clear soup. Of course, there are also big and fearless people who go to 'test drugs' in advance...... By the way, is this person really my heterotopic isotope?
And a certain lady seemed to want to say something, probably because of noble reasons, but before she could speak, she was fed a spoonful by the God Emperor who controlled my body at this time......
Someone's dead~ Someone has fallen!! Sure enough, there's a problem! It's ten times stronger, if it's not a lie, how bad your cooking skills are! This smiling mentality of 'let's die together' is worthy of my heterotopic isotope......
But at this time, I had to send it, looking at the noodles in the chopsticks that had been picked up by me...... With the mentality of dying early and being born early, he reluctantly put it into his mouth......
「!!! …… It's warm, it's very good, I can't say it, but it feels like I'm going to ascend to immortal."
I'm not a foodie either, so I can only distinguish between what is good and what is not. The so-called wonton noodles, some people may not know what this kind of noodles is. It should be said that it is actually a bowl of clear soup wontons and a bowl of clear soup noodles two and the only one. Two traditional pasta dishes in a bowl of soup,...... The finished product is chaotic noodles, in fact, there can be simple soup, soup + noodles, soup + wontons. Such......
In short, this is an unpopular variation of a very common traditional dish, and legend has it that a small noodle restaurant was so prosperous that the apprentice (the so-called child laborer) was in a hurry to send the chef's chaos to the soup pot where the noodles were cooked. Just like instant noodles, someone in the Qing Dynasty accidentally dropped the noodles into the oil pot, in short, it is these carelessness, or the stroke of genius, after the accumulation of years and the improvement of later generations, blooming all kinds of bright food flowers.
But say a thousand to ten thousand—
"I'm trying this ravioli......
The noodles are also delicious. I don't know how to describe it, but it's not a lie that it's unexpectedly delicious. But...... Sure enough, the real organism, this bowl of wonton noodles naturally can't be like the golden glitter in the comics or the reaction as if it was drugged when eaten. But because it's really delicious, I can't help but whisper what I'm going to taste next as if I was possessed by a gourmet.
Pick up a plump wonton with a soup spoon, blow it, and then put the soup and water into your mouth in one gulp—
"Hmm!! The filling is so full, and it feels like the whole mouth is forcibly occupied by the soup when you bite into it!! It's so delicious!!"
"Is that an exaggeration?" As the author of the dish, the multi-tailed beast-eared lady has an expression that you are too exaggerated and I have seen through it.
"Not an exaggeration! You don't look at what kind of regretless expression she is now (referring to a certain daughter-in-law who passed out on the ground, she is really exaggerated at this time!) But I just don't know what kind of meat it is. I'm trying...... Never mind! I'm not a gourmet, and I can't even eat any meat, so I'm not here to sigh, but I'm curious now why she reacted in such a 'normal' way......
At this time, I looked speechlessly at the wife who was suspected of trembling as if she had been 'drugged' after being fed by the God Emperor who controlled my body at this time, and I felt that my feelings were not exaggerated at all. I even suspect that it's not my tongue that has a problem, so I haven't tasted something deep, or that there is something wrong with her tongue...... Or—
"Aren't all the Chaos fillings in these bowls the same?"
"How is that possible! It's all the same. I can't make a midnight snack at night, I can't make a hundred and eighty kinds of fillings, and then one of each stuffing to brush a wave of force, there's something wrong~. Food that gives people a stomach should not be coveted too many unnecessary strange things......" shook her head, and the multi-tailed beast-eared wife looked emotional.
And at this time—
"Come on, baby, mommy feed you."
said that the multi-tailed beast-eared wife, who was still emotional, suddenly changed her style, and excitedly picked up a soup spoon and a bowl of wonton noodles and put Ah Zhen, who had been hanging from her tail, in front of her......
"Don't! Yu Hangni save me~~"
…… The reason why this Ah Zhen has not made a sound is also because he has been gagged by his tail, but the problem is that he naturally needs a mouth to eat, right? But after releasing the gag tail, he actually asked me for help as soon as possible......
"You kid, why are you so ignorant, Mom, I'm so sad to say......
The kind of sad mother stalk that is more common in comics.,It's said that this multi-tailed beast-eared wife's every move is really in the style of Japanese comics.。 Mainly because of Ah Zhen! However, bear children naturally have no human rights, so I naturally make up for the knife:
"Please! Normally, you can make three bowls of noise when you eat a cheap pit viper bento that is about to expire, so what else do you have to choose from such a delicious thing?"
"Shut up! What do you know-I~~Evil Goo~~(╯_╰)B~~~."
…… Not really! Is it so disgusting? Or is there something wrong with your bowl?
But you say no, but your body is ............ How to say it, a very tangled expression. Forget it, leave him alone for now-
"Come on, where did I just go? By the way, let's talk about the plan to make up for the sky. Your empire hunted down us from other worlds and robbed us of our artifacts. And if it is a plug-in that chooses super powers, it will be studied as a specimen in formalin. Just for that or something, launch a 'world shock'. Breaking the 'Laws of Civilization'." I said this to my body as I stirred the noodles in the bowl...... It's really awkward to say, it's like you look in the mirror and talk to yourself. I feel like I'm schizophrenic......
"Oh, have the humans of this world come this far?"
The multi-tailed beast-eared wife who was feeding Ah Zhen who didn't open her mouth this time turned her head curiously and interjected.
"Thank you, Lord Chen, for sending your teacher to our world, otherwise we might still be living that kind of 'reincarnation' of life and death forever......
"Oh~~My baby is so powerful~~"
"Hmph~ that's when-I~~Evil goo~~(╯_╰)b~~~."
I was full of black lines, looking at Ah Zhen, who was 'in the middle of the scheme' at this time, he was once again overtailed...... Or maybe his mother fed him with lightning speed when he opened his mouth to speak...... So Ah Zhen is definitely not a strategic role...... It must be some kind of coincidence...... ...... in every sense
"Ask, what is this 'reincarnation'?"
Actually, it's not that I don't want to ask, but Senna, as a prosecutor, is more professional and one step ahead of me. I don't know when, she has solved her bowl of supper, and elegantly wiped her mouth with a handkerchief, at this time a small notebook in one hand and a pen in the other hand looked like she was going to record, and it was the hand she held the small notebook that she raised. Anyway, when did my restaurant become the scene of a press conference?? Are the lights, sound, and photographers in place?
And at this time, Ah Zhen's mother, who had thought about it for a while, spoke-
「…… This is really not easy to understand, in fact, the 'world' also has a so-called 'lifespan'. But it is circular. Let's say you read a novel and see the ending from the beginning. Then look at it from the beginning, and then see the ending, so that one reincarnation at a time. And the cycle goes on indefinitely...... What is more pitiful is that except for some small changes in the process, many times the reincarnation will be exactly the same every time. This is a remake of a movie or TV series...... In general, we call this end-to-start phenomenon 'reset'. And the 'Principle of Civilization' is something that can be said to be 'fate' and 'script'...... Its length naturally represents a lifetime of the world, and the 'world shock' can be understood as a new development outside of 'destiny'. That's about it...... Baby, let's take a bite, well, I definitely didn't use any strange ingredients this time. Really!"
"Doesn't that mean ......! After we die, once the world is reset, can we be resurrected again? So to speak?" Senna sighed, and then asked a new question. However, because the multi-tailed beast-eared wife here was busy feeding, our God Emperor spoke:
「…… This cannot be called resurrection, but rather 'going through a process from birth to death.' It's like watching a movie, an opera, the script is fixed, and it's already filmed. It's just a replay over and over again. Or to say that you don't feel anything, so in terms of opera, stage plays, you keep playing the role you play every day, it's very hard. But when the play ends, you forget everything you've played, start the role anew, and then you're infinitely amnesia, beginning, end, amnesia, beginning, end, and so on......
Now, do you understand?"
「…… What a chilling explanation~. Is this the truth of the world? But............ Is there still a so-called 'protagonist'?"
"Yes, or everybody, can be the 'protagonist'. But the real protagonist...... I think it's the 'world' itself. Or maybe the 'script' is the main character......."
"Then ~~"
"Alright, alright, that's it for now." Seeing that there was an endless trend between Senna and 'me', I interrupted them, but I made a concluding remark, and I could think of what she cared about...... Thereupon:
"In short, because I understand that as long as you are strong enough to reach the level of Sunlight, although you can't prevent the world from being reset, you will not lose your memory because of the reset. Although this mechanic is as painful as losing the save file when playing the game, with the previous experience, it is almost like living again. All kinds of regrets can be smoothed out, and it's quite touching to think about it. But it may be a deeper level of despair...... The sense of desperation that is constantly being emptied of people...... However, when you reach a higher realm above the sun, you will almost fly out of the world. In the final analysis, this kind of thing is a matter of personal strength, so let's stop here on the topic. Instead of worrying about the sky here, it is more practical to brush the level step by step. The important thing is - Lord God Emperor, whether we will exchange it first, don't think that I don't know, you have the ability to take the initiative to exchange us back."
I broke the news so quickly and broke the question and answer between Lord God Emperor and Prosecutor Sena. In other words, I am also calm, there is a multi-tailed beast-eared wife controlled by a son, it is the dragon you point to me to plate, it is the tiger you point to me to the cat. I don't have any hope of 'knocking down' Ah Zhen anymore...... But—
"That...... To be honest, I'm here for your sake......
"Oh...... I would like to hear about it."
I smiled playfully, and said that you think I don't know your plan with Ah Zhen. But when I was trying to hear what kind of reasons they could come up with, how much more ...... were holding spoons Anyway, the title of the multi-tailed beast-eared wife is really tongue-twisting, and it's good to omit the name of the real, but this title must not be said, but before 'I' seemed to have called the real as: Lord Chen Shu. In other words, is the real fucking name Chen Wei? In terms of salutation, my aunt seems to be a little unkind......
And just as I was struggling with what to call the fuck, the fucking spoke—
"I'll explain this to you. You know I'm a main god...... "Without squinting, he continued to fight with Ah Zhen's mouth with a soup spoon, and suddenly spoke, threatening Ah Zhen with his eyes. It can be described as a multi-purpose 'secret technique for mothers with children'...... And at this time—
"That...... I'm sorry."
In an instant, the classmate raised his hand.
"Does this 'Lord God' have any special meaning?"
「「……」」
"Withered ...... I. Evil goo~~(╯_╰)b~~~"
There's no way, don't blame me and Zhen for turning into mung bean eyes, and Ah Zhen laughing, although he opened his mouth, he naturally couldn't escape the real eyes with thousands of years of experience in feeding...... Anyway, this kind of behavior of going on the pole to explain to me may also have the purpose of distracting Ah Zhen...... Stop using a somewhat insulting title like really, but ...... It's a bit too formal to use Ah Zhen's mother, and the aunt is from Ah Zhen...... But at this time, don't worry about these haves or not, it's better to explain to the moment first. Who made the big letter "Infinity Horror" not have a Japanese version......
"Have you seen "Sword 0 God Domain"?" I asked rhetorically with a presupposition.
"Hmm"
Instant nodded with Soy Sauce Longsheng.
"You can understand that the main god is a pervert like Akihiko Kayaba who invites everyone to play a game of death. But it's bigger, they can throw us into a world based on some of the anime, novels, and movies that we are familiar with. Let's struggle with those of us who are reincarnated. However, we were lucky not to meet the traditional main god. That's the real horror and despair......
"You're a little mistaken, little brother here, it's definitely not your luck...... I have the original book of "Infinite Horror" here, and I will strengthen your Chinese mastery for free. Who else wants to see it??" As soon as Ah Zhen's mother said this, everyone rushed to see it, probably mainly because the giveaway has Chinese proficiency this strengthening, so I won't spit it out first. People call you little brother, you naturally want to call you sister, so you decided so happily...... In other words, this is also to promote the traditional culture of planting flowers in another world, isn't it? And finally—
「…… By the way, I would like to correct one point here, that there is the world first, and then there is the 'record'. Because this is the 'writer' of the other world who inadvertently senses the memory of the world, and then takes its essence, adapts it, and finally forms a work like a novel, anime, etc., there is also a 'complementary' relationship, which is the inclination of the soul. Or this is natural crossing, you can understand it as reincarnation without amnesia, and the value of the existence of those who have become copyists after crossing over, this is a living advertisement. In the final analysis, the possession of the 'soul' can be compared to the wealth of the world. Basically, the more you like a certain world, the more likely you are to go to that world and incarnate as another person. And the stronger your soul, the more popular you are. Got it? Come on, good baby, ahhh
"I. Evil goo~~(╯_╰)b~~~"
may have seen that Ah Zhen wanted to interject, and an experienced mother immediately carried out the sealing action as fast as lightning.
"That...... What do you want to say?"
"Madame may be trying to say that in addition to the soul, there is also luck. It is also an invisible wealth. It's something that even the gods want." The Divine Emperor explained for Ah Zhen.
"Uh-huh!"
kept nodding, and Ah Zhen, who had finally learned to be obedient, nodded frantically.
In a word...... How about that sentence; The villain died of talking too much.
But I'm happy to see it happen, and I'm happy. To put it in one word, that is: the
…… Is it so reluctant? It's so delicious......
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but look at the bowl in Chen's mother's hand and start drooling......
「…… If you don't eat it, you're going to fall off, you kid is really ......."
"Sister Chen, if you really don't eat it, give it to me......
"Huh?"
Worst! I accidentally said what was in my heart! Shame on you, when did I become a foodie??
"Well, if you don't dislike it, little brother......
took out another pair of spoons and chopsticks, and Chen's mother, who was called sister, said excitedly. At the same time, the last one flicked Ah Zhen's brain melon fiercely, and then handed me half a bowl of wonton noodles that Ah Zhen had only eaten five bites. Damn, there's only one ravioli left! But fortunately, there are noodles and soup, so let's eat them first, this is my habit. Always save the best for last. And finally snatched a meal from Ah Zhen's bowl. In the past, he took food from my bowl, and this was the first time in history. Even if Ah Zhen's bowl may be a real dark dish, I will admit it.
And just when I enjoyed the wonton noodles that were obviously delicious, but made Ah Zhen breathe a sigh of relief-
"What kind of world is this "Life Crisis"?"
Well, an indigenous is an indigenous. My mouth was occupied, but someone else spoke.
"It's a very famous movie in our world...... Oh my mother, this housewife and the fat man have been wiped out by the Lord God! This veteran Zhang Jie's predecessor really doesn't care if they live or die! And it seems to be happy to see it." Long Sheng saw it relatively quickly, but is this a spoiler?
"Hehe, it's even more terrifying in the back, don't forget that there are laser tunnels, and there are overwhelming zombies and lickers...... If you go to that world, you won't be able to survive at all." As soon as he was liberated, Ah Zhen immediately went to tease Long Shengdao. Anyway, this is the real spoiler party.
"No, can't you hide??" The Long Saint Cabin trembled like a rat.
"Uh-uh, you just see......
"Oh oh oh ~~~ won't it ~~"
…… Anyway, as the main god, it's enough for your mother to take out "No Terror", is it really good to directly use words to scare the reincarnators under your hands? Killing chickens to show monkeys is too low-level, and there are woods.
「…… I don't know how, but there is always a sense of watching the players on the official server of a privately set up server. What do you think?"
While flipping through "Infinite Horror", he lowered his head and instantly sighed to me in the original Chinese words.
"That's pretty much it......
I replied casually, obviously explaining to me why I couldn't change my body back, why I suddenly deviated to Nantianmen...... But forget it, I'm also a little bit of a little low-nature, mainly because there is only one wonton left in the bowl. I drank the soup dry, and just as I picked up the only remaining wonton and sighed and was about to put it in my mouth—
"It's delicious!"
……………………
……-_-###……
At this point, I have a married woman hanging from my spoon...... A woman who is theoretically my daughter-in-law but not my daughter-in-law.
You said that you are a woman, a person who is normal for everyone to eat chaos noodles, and there is no overreaction except for some reluctance to the deliciousness, but you don't care about it at first, but in the end you faint like you have been drugged...... Suddenly the corpse is indiscriminate, and it actually snatches my 'last bite'!!
The most infuriating thing is that she actually frowned at this time, and then actually spit the wontons on the ground! He also made up for it, and finally looked at me viciously.
…… But before she could speak, I'd scream first—
It's the kind of 'ah~~~' exclamation. I'm deflated...... Or rather, began to pity her......
And at this time, the author of wonton noodles spoke first:
"I said how can it make people faint, I have already restrained my cooking heart to the extreme. It turns out that the Emperor is also good at cooking. I was able to forcibly activate the soul hidden in the deepest part of the dishes I made, but I didn't think that in addition to his strength, the God Emperor was actually a dragon-level special chef. I'm blind......
「…… You won the award, but Neiko was ignorant and wasted your elaborate cooking of god-level dishes...... I'm willing to leave you at your disposal...... Please don't ~......"
Anyway, this person spoke with a trill, and when he said it, he directly pulled a shocked face, and his daughter-in-law knelt down for Sister Chen,...... Let's not mention this ancient bad habit of kneeling at every turn, because it seems that a certain daughter-in-law is more terrible, she breaks free directly, and when she pounces, she has trampled the ground into a mosaic with her mouth...... Forget it, I still don't describe it, it's really ruined...... Fortunately, I was finally pulled by the author Sister Chen......
"It's okay, it's okay, I've said it all, food for people shouldn't be coveted with too many unnecessary things...... And if you want to talk about waste, my son has wasted it more than once. I'm almost used to it, so get up......
Releasing a small fireball, Sister Chen burned the mosaic on the ground to ashes with a certain daughter-in-law's expression of 'reluctance'. After holding both the tuba and his daughter-in-law up, he continued:
"By the way, the Emperor of God, your culinary master is ......."
"I'm ashamed to say that I don't have any mentorship, and at most I can barely be regarded as a tiger-level chef, and it's not stable...... That's how my cooking qualifications are, and there is only one mile to a hundred miles of reason, saying that when I lived in seclusion in the mountains, in order to solve my own food problems...... In addition, if there was no change in fate, I would have become a chef, and finally stopped at the special grade. None of this is very important, because Uchiko is a battle maniac and a veteran foodie at the same time. ...... year"
It's like a sense of déjà vu that says a lot of tears, in short, it simply explains the reason why I went to learn cooking as a god emperor, and if I don't cross, I will probably be sent to New Oriental, or the excavator technology is strong...... My father also said before that it was really not possible to become a soldier first. It's also a possibility. Too many branches...... In short, this is an attempt to know the destiny of heaven and passively accept the destiny of the two realms...... It's really lofty...... It's like a certain actor deliberately made a plane to feed pigeons abroad. Forcing high is really high! Pretending not to count, it's like being extremely smart, but if you shave bald, it should be called 'self-made smart'......
And at this time, the wife of the tuba finally spoke. Speaking of the large wife, it is also quite traditional, at least she has not spoken. But the lady finally can't pretend anymore-
"I challenged my family many times back then...... I mean, I challenged my husband, and after another failure, he invited me to dine with him when he saw that it was getting over......
"And then because I conquered her tongue, I turned it on...... I mean...... Forget it."
"Why 'forget it'!!"
"Alright, alright! Don't say these old yellow calendars in front of Lord Chen Xi~! I know that Lord Chen Shu may be strange, obviously he has returned to the basics, why was he still led out of the soul of cooking by my little tiger...... In fact, this is also the reason for the characteristics of your cooking heart, as a chef who has stepped into the threshold with a half-foot, if I don't feel wrong, the core of your cuisine should be the 'maternal love' of the real adult, I don't know what the reason, it may be that you don't want to put too much pressure on the real adult, you constantly restrain yourself, this love is deeply hidden in the deepest part of your heart, but this is also a kind of 'maternal love' called 'pet'~, so I used a little trick in illusion to detonate the 'pet' in your dishes. It is a dish that speaks to your ultimate and great motherly love. A chef can find someone who is willing to give everything to cook for him. I don't want this kind of dedication to put pressure on the other party, so I try my best to cover it up. This in itself is also a kind of 'love'! And because of this bowl of wonton noodles, I finally touched the god-level realm above the super cuisine."
"It's true, there are Lin level and dragon level above the tiger level, and there are pseudo-god levels above the dragon level, and then there is the real god level, but Lord God Emperor, you are still too awarded, this is actually not a god-level realm at all, but a simple god-level cooking. And my heart of the kitchen god can still be said to be stable...... Because I was too careful in cooking, I have abandoned it. This immature thing naturally has to be covered up, but I didn't expect it to be made out by you. Ahhhh~~ It's so shameful~~"
Anyway, the two seemed to be chatting about some very professional topics, and then Sister Chen entered a shy state...... Anyway, you are really a friend of women! It's really instructive...... But...... Although I don't understand the professional side of things, I still understand one thing-
"Hey, you. Don't you feel 'ashamed'?"
stabbed the side, and at this time, he was still 'sparing no effort' to scare Long Sheng's Ah Zhen. I complained.
「…… Hehe, Yu Hangni, I'll teach you a good job, even if what my mother says is the truth, you don't want to be mastered by her, and let me tell you, there is nothing more expensive in the world than free, have you watched "Food Spirit"? The protagonist Chuangzhen's sentence "The so-called chef is to put everything on the plate." 'Hehe, that's easy to say. He didn't ask if the pigs and sheep he cut were willing to be made into dishes by him. Not to mention the chickens and ducks that are used for cooking like the seventh Xi Guo Weihui, who often upgrade the chickens and ducks raised by Yoshino Yuhime. Don't talk about it far away, let's just say that the final boss of "Shadow Ninja", the incarnation of the divine tree, the god of creation in the ninja world, the ancestor of Chakra, and has three major pupil techniques at the same time; White Eyes, Writing Wheel Eyes, and Reincarnation Eyes are good, and strictly speaking, she's also a chef! Bai Jue is the finished product of her cooking. And what is she going to do next, why was she sealed by the Six Dao Immortals, you won't know if you've seen the Hokage, right? ? So here's the problem—"
Actually, I really don't want to complain at this time...... Because I think he's like this, it's definitely not a joke about excavator technology............
"What if...... Is your existence just a recipe cultivated by someone else?" Really...... Ah Zhen, he smiled evilly and said a very terrifying topic~.......
And his words naturally made Sister Chen burst into tears. And at this time, I was really angry, he really didn't know what to say and what not to say, can this kind of thing be said? Even if you think about it, you're guilty! in every sense of the word. Even if your mother is really the second of the big barrel wood Kaguya, she wants to eat you. You can't say that!! So I'm naturally unceremoniously using the mystery -
"Ahh …… Needless to say! Pick me up first, really correct the electric light drill to the bear child~!!"