Side story, Situ Nan's side hustle
readx;?“ Don't worry, Lao Lu, aren't I still talking about this - on the plane, I sealed the voice recorder in a plastic bag and hid it in a kettle, so that the staff who checked my personal belongings would not find it. After waiting for www.biquge.info plane to land, I secretly took out the pen and stepped into the sand, and no one saw it. Then, when I got the system watch face, I tried to use the voice recorder to find a nearby connected device - and as expected, the system watch face as an in-game network communication tool does not support WiFi and other regular network functions, but it does support Bluetooth! Then I took advantage of the time you swept each other to collect the pictures and videos in the voice recorder with the system dial, as for whether the pen is still buried in the old place, you can dig and dig when you have time. ”
"I'll you!" After listening to Situ Nan's explanation, Lu Pingchuan not only smiled dumbly, "Dare you spend so many brain cells just to smuggle a few AV pictures?" ”
"Lao Lu, I know what you want to say." Situ Nan's voice on the other end of the headset suddenly brought a little serious emotion, "Do you want to ask me, if you can study such a technique, why don't you bring something useful in?" But to be honest, before you officially landed in the core area, how many of the missions encountered here were something you could have guessed from outside? ”
"Uh......" Lu Pingchuan was speechless, and he really couldn't refute Situ Nan's explanation.
"Therefore, what information will be useful to bring, this kind of question is the same as the question in the final exam, the difficulty coefficient is too high, and the winning rate is very low. Although I have invented cheating, I can spend my limited energy on such a dangerous thing that does not guarantee a success rate, and it is better to find a way to get something interesting to come in, and still make my brothers happy. Situ Nan's voice returned to the previous witty frequency, "After all, even if the teacher finds out about smuggling these things, it can only be regarded as a bad ideological character at most, and it can't be regarded as my cheating demerit, right?" ”
“…… Lao Nan, sometimes it's really hard for me to understand you. Lu Pingchuan sighed and praised sincerely, "It's the same in the training camp, sometimes your analytical thinking is the way, and your sniper skills are not inferior to that Jiang Lan, but in real combat, you always seem to be retaining your strength, but you are diligently pursuing those inconsequential little things, what is this for?" ”
"If there's anything you don't understand, my brother is just a free idler." Situ Nan honestly and unceremoniously gave a little sunshine, "You don't know, what has become of the business of these two brothers!" There is nothing meat in the training camp, and there are still more wolves and less meat in the internal test, not to mention that female players such as Yan Sister Pan Bing'er are generally not easy to mess with, and the main city ban and rangers alone can scare off a thief. This week's business is almost done, and my brother has just started to pack and offer prices, and it was all 1 gold and 1 picture before, which is still in short supply! ”
"Blow you!" Lu Pingchuan couldn't help but laugh. Situ Nan was unaware of the helplessness on the other side, and continued to talk about his business experience: "Actually, I think this game is also quite humane, you said that if the backstage really strictly controls my ideological and moral problems, my brother's business has made hundreds of gold, and they will not know it?" It's clear that the GM brothers also know the pains of the brothers very well.,Maybe now which administrator is downloading my little video in the background.。 We're all from the past, and we can understand each other's little hobbies and difficulties, right? ”
"It's a good competitive game, why did it become this style ...... your mouth" "Lao Lu, Lao Nan, why are you two silent?" What's the little talk about? Sanxian Nan, do you still want to sell it? Without waiting for Lu Pingchuan to finish complaining, Zhu Yaoming, who had been neglected for a long time on the other side, finally couldn't help but speak.
"Sell, sell, sell! Lao Zhu, if you dare to ask me, I dare to sell it! Situ Nan yelled in the team chat, turned his head and switched back to the private message, and sent a message to Lu Pingchuan, "Old Lu, your biggest shortcoming is that you are too boring, no matter how high-end you are, it's just a game." Since you can't predict tomorrow's mission, just live today as you want, otherwise who wants to play a game with a thousand people? ”
After speaking, Situ Nan switched the chat window back to the team chat channel, and began to greet the other two customers with a skillful attitude, "Finally figured it out?" How much does it take? Just 10 GIFs? Hey, you door-slamming pork kidney! I'll pack the ticket with you, and you want to come back and buy the rest with me after reading that paragraph, so it's better to have a package price now...... Little plums, do you want it too? Why are you still asking me if I can installment on this little thing? There is no credit from the first-hand purchase and sale to the delivery, and there is no money? Go and ask Lao Lu to borrow it......"
Lu Pingchuan finally didn't ask Situ Nan to buy those pictures and videos, firstly because he didn't have enough money after spending 30 gold, and secondly, because Wen Jie asked him to share some resources after borrowing 20 gold, so there was no need to buy them again. For a long time after that, in a certain room of the town inn late at night, some familiar bed rhythms and wheezing sounds would be heard, if this is also a manifestation of influence, then Situ Nan can be said to have achieved the best in their class.
Later, the game finally opens up maps outside of the town; Later, they went their separate ways; Later, the bloody wind and rain covered the yellow sand, and the monotonous and mundane sound of the hotel room could no longer be heard in the empty desert...... When their lives were truly separated from the real world and degenerated into separate beasts, Lu Pingchuan was in the lonely desert and occasionally remembered Situ Nan's lazy jokes at that time.
“…… Since you can't predict tomorrow's mission, just live today as you want, otherwise who wants to play a game with a thousand people? ”
- "Situ Nan's Side Hustle" end (to be continued.) )