After Pale Flame filled out the registration form, he was a little anxious to circle in place, although he felt that he should go back to the place he was just now, but he always felt that Lin Qing's performance just now was driving him away, if he really ran over and broke that guy's good deeds - maybe he could really only cut himself into a stick and go to the basement to spend the rest of his game career. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Yo! Second-in-command! You're really here--the dungeon boss is so convenient~" Xiao Cang heard the shout, turned around, and saw a pale guy waving a blood-stained handkerchief, greeting him energetically.

“…… It looks weird. Xiao Cang looked at the picture in front of him and always felt that something was wrong.

"What's weird?" Lei Huo's face was filled with the vigorous vitality of a teenager and the warmth of the sun.

"It's weird everywhere." Xiao Cang frowned and thought for a while, "What do you say?" I seem to have seen a zombie jumping disco. ”

“…… Second-in-command, your expressive skills are getting stronger and stronger. Lei Huo quickly understood Xiao Cang's words, and said with a little embarrassed, but still as kind as a spring breeze, "Is this the result of the cultivation of leaders?" ”

Xiao Cang rolled his eyes: "...... It should be said that it is the result of his example and example. ”

"Sure enough!" Lei Huo didn't seem to understand Xiao Cang's irony, and was overjoyed - although this performance was too exaggerated in Xiao Cang's eyes, but to describe his expression, he could only use "overjoyed" - and said, "I'll just say, second-in-command, you feel more and more like the leader!" ”

“…… How so? Xiao Cang rolled his eyes again, "Because of the author's incompetence and lack of consideration, except for a few characters in this book, everyone's vocabulary habits and speaking styles are similar, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, that's it! That's how it feels! And it's very similar to playing this kind of taboo meme! Lei Huo snapped his fingers, his eyes lit up with a strange pose, and his right hand moved forward, making a gesture of eight.

"Compared to that kind of thing...... the expression on Xiao Cang's face became more and more weird, "Although you were originally a person who couldn't do secondary school, I always feel that you are now completely in the other direction...... I mean, I think your whole person looks different now. What's going on? Because it feels like it coincides with Lin Qing's personality, do you want to change your image? ”

"How is it possible, even if the characters coincide, it has nothing to do with the two-color ball - ahem, it has nothing to do with those things. It's just that I suddenly came to my senses and understood how stupid and naïve I was in the past, coughing up blood or something, sick or something, dark breath or something, not only not handsome, but also disgusting. Lei Huo said, shouting violently, "Second in command! I'm not sick anymore! ”

Xiao Cang touched his chin and nodded thoughtfully: "Well, although generally speaking, it is not a good thing to pour cold water on you when you are so imposing, but I still want to say that, as I said just now, you are just moving in the direction of another middle and second disease...... And, that particular attitude and momentum of your last sentence just now -- could it be, you're playing with meme, right? ”

"Huh?" Lei Huo was stunned for a moment, and a muscular brother took a strange pose in his mind, and shouted, "JoJo, I'm not a man anymore!" He lowered his head as if he was shocked, thought about it, and simply made Orz's movements again.

"Anyway, coughing up blood - what did you come to me for the former coughing up blood boy?" Xiao Cang looked at Lei Huo lying on the ground, although he didn't understand what he was doing, but he roughly understood that this guy finally gave up on himself and continued to live an endless life of playing stalks, so he didn't say more, "It's the two-color ball that asked you to come to me, right?" ”

"No, it's not." Lei Huo got up from the ground and patted his dusty knee, "It was the two-color ball that told me that you were here, but it was my personal decision to come specifically to find the second-in-command." ”

"Oh? So, you 'personal', what's the matter with me? Xiao Cang scratched his head.

Hearing this, Lei Huo cleared his throat, tidied up his clothes, wiped his face twice with his hand, showed a serious expression, straightened up suddenly, and then quickly bent down and bowed deeply: "Uncle!" Please leave your sister to me! ”

"What!" If Xiao Cang was drinking water, a sip of water would be sprayed directly on Lei Huo's face.

"Second-in-command, I'm serious! Please give me your sister, the Crimson Sea! Thunderfire maintained his original position.

Pale Zhiyan clenched his left hand into a fist, closed his eyes, and slammed it on his forehead, for a moment, and after a few seconds, he reopened his eyes, looking at Lei Huo, who was still bowing deeply, with a very strange expression: "It seems, isn't it that I am hallucinating?" ”

"Second-in-command, as far as I can see, you are in a very healthy state, both physically and mentally." Lei Huo's body was motionless, and he felt very respectful and said a line that had gone around in a big circle.

"Uh......" Xiao Cang took five seconds to figure out what Lei Huo meant, coughed, and continued, "Well, what you just said is true, 'Uncle! Please leave your sister to me! 'Coming?' ”

"Yes, not only are every word you said exactly the same, but even the pitch is very close, and we have reason to believe that what you just heard is indeed what I said earlier." Lei Huo didn't know which tendon in his brain was wrong, and seemed to have modified his setting to an artificial intelligence with problems with emotional intelligence development, and his way of speaking was very weird.

"Uh...... What is this? Did the author say to me that he was 'incompetent' to fight back? Xiao Cang spit out an inexplicable groove again, and then shook his head, "You wait first." Let me think about it, after the open beta began, my sister went online for the first time, and she was lucky enough to be born in Yongping City, and under my guidance, she quickly contacted me using QQ and then followed me. ”

"After taking her to farm wild monsters for three days, and after pulling her to level 12, I finally couldn't stand this kind of life without freedom in the game, and in order to avoid the influence of a dangerous element that may appear at any time, I found the two-color ball and handed my sister over to him for safekeeping." Pale Yan closed his eyes and recalled, "That's all right here, right? ”

Lei Huo nodded: "Exactly, second-in-command." ”

"And then, in all this time, you weren't in our field of vision at all, were you?" Xiao Cang opened his eyes.

"Yes." Lei Huo nodded again, "At that time, I was looking for someone who looked similar to the leader, not in Yongping City. ”

"Oh......" Xiao Cang nodded suddenly in realization, then straightened up, raised his right hand high, raised his middle finger to the sky, took a deep breath, and shouted, "I rely on the two-color ball!" I'll give my sister to you! You just let her goat the wolf's mouth! ”

"Wait, wait! Second-in-command, you misunderstood! Lei Huo was taken aback, and explained in a hurry, "I was playing a joke just now, it's the kind of 'father-in-law, please hand over your daughter to me!' 'That's it! Just kidding! ”

"'Misunderstanding'?" Jokes'? Xiao Cang narrowed his eyes and looked at Lei Huo murderously, "Tell me, what did I misunderstand you?" What's the joke you're kidding again? I'm like- I don't understand, huh? ”

"Second-in-command, you really misunderstood!" Lei Huo's head began to sweat, "The relationship between me and Sister Ling is really pure, nothing has happened to me and Sister Ling!" 'Big Brother' is really a joke, second-in-command, you really think too much! ”

"! It's just a sentence of 'big brother', who would have thought of this level! Go to the book review section and ask the reader if anyone thinks of what you did with my sister! Xiao Cang roared angrily, "Do you know what it means to 'don't recruit yourself'!" Do you know what it means to 'cover your ears and steal the bell'? Do you know what it means to 'have three hundred taels of silver here'! Yes?! ”

“…… Second-in-command, your vocabulary is really very rich......" Lei Huo straightened up, hunched his back slightly, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a dry smile, "Look, didn't you have such an association at the first time?" I'm just clarifying......"

"'Clarify' what! Didn't make a mistake why clarify! Aren't all criminals arguing there! Do you know what it means to be 'upright and not afraid of shadows'? "Xiao Cang's momentum is burning, and it looks like it is about to explode.

"No, no, no, second-in-command, your thinking is very problematic......" Lei Huo's face was full of shock, "According to the second-in-command, what else is the court going to do!" It's better to say that your way of thinking is like shouting, 'Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact!' 'The idiot schoolboy is the same! Second-in-command, calm down! ”

"Well—I'm just kidding." As if a basin of cold water was suddenly poured on it, the burning momentum on Xiao Cang's body was extinguished in an instant, and he grinned, "Actually, if you think about it carefully, it's easy to think of it, if you can really lure my sister into doing that kind of thing in two days, you won't be single for eighteen years, and you can only use ACGN and secondary two diseases to get rid of loneliness." ”

“…… Although I should be happy that the second-in-command has cleared up the misunderstanding, why do I feel so sad now......"

"So, what did you mean by asking me to hand over my sister to you, uh, presumably, what are you going to go with her to that - 'the world's first martial arts club'?" Xiao Cang came to a conclusion without much thought this time, seeing that Lei Huo nodded, Xiao Cang scratched his head, "That's not impossible...... But I thought the two-color ball would be a little more similar to Lin Qing. If it were Lin Qing, it would be rare to make up a bunch of nonsense that basically no one would believe to deceive others, and he should have been trying to keep the lie round--for fun. ”

"Uh- actually, Miss Crimson Sea hasn't learned the truth yet." Lei Huo's smile was a little strange, "Do you remember how the two-color ball fooled her?" First, our world is real, and you are invaders - this is much the same as the truth. The key is the second point, our world has not changed, and the impact is caused by the player. ”

"You probably don't know the second-in-command, but after you came to us, our world has changed a lot to get closer to the game world, for example, we can hear 'system prompts', which we couldn't have imagined before. However, in my personal opinion, although this change is for the sake of the players, it has little to do with the players. ”

"The two-color ball conceals this, and thus conceals the existence of the copy, setting itself as a 'revenant', with no ability to interfere in the real world, and can only communicate with a few people who meet the requirements - among the people who can communicate, there are also some people who can enter the 'revenant space'. Speaking of which, this setting is actually quite close to the truth. ”

"Then, your innocent sister not only believed him, but also decided to join him in his plan to save our world. Next, just tell her that in order to save our world, we must at least give her a certain amount of prestige among players. It's easy to fool her into coming, isn't it? ”

“…… Two questions. Xiao Cang thought for a while and said, "You, what role do you play in this?" ”

"'Psychic', one of the few characters in the indigenous human race who can communicate with the 'revenant', but because of the erosion of the 'revenant' yin qi, they often cough up blood." Lei Huo smiled, his face suddenly changed, he covered his handkerchief to his mouth, coughed twice, and there was another red on the handkerchief, "I haven't had time to say it yet-second-in-command, you pay attention, don't say it later." ”

Xiao Cang nodded, showed a serious expression, and asked, "Second question, why do you want my sister to compete?" ”

"That's a good question~ It's a pity, I have nothing to say." Lei Huo looked at Pale Yan, who was close to going berserk, with a cheap smile, and raised his hand to point behind him, "Second in command, calm down, are you going to bully me in front of my sister and girlfriend, poor bean sprouts who are younger than you, weaker than you, coughing up blood every day and will not be resurrected?" ”

"......" Xiao Cang stiffly stopped his fist, looked at the Crimson Sea and Wu Ansu who were walking over here, reluctantly squeezed out a smile, took advantage of the situation to wrap his arms around Lei Huo's shoulders, turned his back to the two of them, and lowered his voice and threatened, "Take care of my sister, don't let some dangerous elements attack her - if you dare to do it, I will cut you into a stick and throw you into the basement to grow mushrooms!" ”

"Got it—the style of this threat is very familiar." Lei Huoxiao smiled and nodded, "Second in command, don't worry." ”

"If you say such things with such an expression, who will rest assured, soul light!"