"Hello, no ID. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Who are you? I don't know without ID. "You can call out your game ID in one mouth, it seems that this guy is a little interesting, but Lan Yu is not stupid enough to admit it directly. Lan Yu bit his instant noodle fork and tapped his hands on the keyboard quickly.

"Oh, forgot, this is the real world. So reacquaint yourself, Lan Yu, I'm the know-it-all in the previous post bar. ”

"Oh, I don't know why you're looking for me this time? Don't you know that someone has been killed by the GM for cheating? "This time, I definitely have to ask for the true identity of this guy, Lan Yu doesn't want to be killed by the GM in seconds, and the death is unknown.

"Yes, that guy used the intelligence of insiders to learn the hiding place of a novice epic weapon, but before he could get it, he was killed by the GM. Do you want that information? 100 soft girl coins will be sold to you! ”

"What are you kidding, I don't want to die. Don't you know that if the GM sees this scene, I will also be implicated? Besides, the information has been leaked, hasn't this weapon been deleted? Are those staff members idiots? ”

Also, with the status of today's novice epic weapon, how can its intelligence be bought for just 100 soft girl coins? What a cabbage for epic weapons. Lan Yu's own "Sword of Asking the Heart" was obtained at the risk of dying at any time, plus various accidents.

"And you're still talking to me?"

"Cut, count me cheap, goodbye."

......

“... Wait, shit, you're looking for me first, bastard!! Lan Yu, who was deliberately fooled by a know-it-all, suddenly found that this incident was not provoked by himself.

"Ahaha, the player who is called the rookie actor is so cute, it's really rare. Hahahaha..."

"There's something to say, there's fart. When it comes to game information, don't blame me for reporting you first! "Lan Yu doesn't want to die for that illusory information.

"But speaking of which, you're really amazing, and you've opened a personal biography quest that can only be opened at level 20 at level 5! Oh no, it's level 7 now. Ahaha, I'm sorry for the mistake. ”

"Who the hell are you? Why do you know so clearly? When this mysterious man said his personal biography, Lan Yu naturally thought of the "Asking the Heart". But at that time, he was on the scene and the NPC of Yelena, how did this guy know?

"You're the GM of God's Illusion?" Lan Yu continued to type this sentence. Then look at the 'the other party is typing' at the top of the dialog and stare at the screen in a daze.

"Yes and no. Well, I'm anyone, you just need to know that I don't mean anything to you. ”

After a long time, the other party replied with such a sentence.

"Why do I believe you? You're really not afraid that I will report you? Lan Yu exhaled a few deep breaths and continued to reply.

"It would, but not now. Because you've given up. ”

Who the hell is this guy? Lan Yu's mouse was indeed placed in the report just now, but after he gasped for breath, he took it back. But how does this guy know? Now Lan Yu only felt that his head was definitely twice as big as usual.

"Haha, don't be so entangled. By the way, I would like to give you a piece of advice, watch out for women! ... Ah, it's a bit too much time today, Sa, that's it, we'll see you next time! ”

Seeing this, the witty Lan Yu quickly took a screenshot of this guy's penguin. Sure enough, after Lan Yu took a screenshot, this dialog box mysteriously disappeared.

"Haha, I didn't expect it, the magic skill of this world - screenshot. Who are you holy, show me! Lan Yu looked at the penguin number in the search box and clicked the enter key on the keyboard of the notebook.

"Damn, this can't be!! It's a lie, right? ”

The dialog box reads "There are no users matching the search criteria/This user does not exist!" ”

For the first time, the information in the secondary account was displayed, and the message "This user does not exist" was displayed. It seems that this guy is a black family, or this Penguin was produced out of thin air. However, either of these two is terrifying!

If you can't get that guy's ontology information, you can only pay attention to that guy's words, after all, this guy's words have helped me a lot.

"Beware of women? What kind of dumb riddle is this? In addition to men and women in the game, what the hell are you prompting! Lan Yu thought of the previous prompt, and instantly thought of this. Just kidding, isn't it possible that all women can't be trusted? How else to play this TM?

Lan Yu, who was full of doubts and nameless fire, turned his head and nibbled on several bags of snacks, and only then did he bring his VR headset when his stomach was a little bulging.

"Hey, really, when will you get out of the game warehouse, with this kind of thing, what if you have an urgency to urinate during the battle?" Lan Yu, who complained about it for unknown significance, was very glad that he was not in a hurry when he faced the question, otherwise the 80% completion would have to become 0.

However, what Lan Yu didn't know was that the exclusive game ecological warehouse of God's Fantasy was already under intense development, and the time for players to meet him was not far off.

Once again, Lan Yu fell into a deep sleep, and his consciousness was linked to the characters in the game.

At this time, in the wilderness... Well, in the deep mountains and old forests, an inconspicuous gray tent is firmly planted among the green grass, and the external environment instantly makes this inconspicuous tent become particularly dazzling.

Elena already knew that this tent was the magic effect of her own Lan Yu brother (she guessed it herself), and once someone walked out, this thing would be ineffective. So the elf girl sat obediently at the entrance of the tent, guarding the only entrance and exit.

Outside the gray tent, there was already a whole circle of wild monsters, monkeys, wild dogs, poisonous bees, and even in the distance, a few man-eating vines were waiting in place.

"Now, Yelena, what are you doing blocking the door?" Lan Yu, who had just woken up, found the devilish figure of Yelena in front of him. As a female elf magician, the attraction of these otaku is great.

"Brother Lan Yu, we are surrounded by wild monsters!" Hearing Lan Yu's voice behind her, Yelena hurriedly turned around and looked back...

At this time, Lan Yu was looking at Yelena's back in a daze, and forgot to retreat for a while. The two who were already not far from each other have shortened the distance between the two of them.

The four lips were silently next to each other, and if there were no auditory hallucinations, there was obviously a mysterious voice in the voiceover at this time who kept shouting a word - burn.

Elena was the first to react, and the girl was like a frightened rabbit, her face flushed. Then, with a speed that Lan Yu couldn't reach, he quickly disappeared into Lan Yu's field of vision. It's really an elven magician, this running speed is really not covered!

There was still a trace of girlish fragrance on her lips, and Lan Yu didn't expect that she had just woken up and received such a big gift.

The tent began to disintegrate the moment Elena ran out. Lan Yu, who was still stuck in his memories, blinked his eyes and looked at the red-eyed wild monsters around him, and then he understood his situation.

"Bastard, die! How dare you disturb Uncle Ben's life events! As soon as he thought that his first time had happened in front of these guys, Lan Yu's shame exploded.

Although these poor fellows don't know anything.