Chapter 088: To be honest, what you eat is ......
"I always feel like the captain hates me......" Stuffing the spicy strips into the mouth of the man whose hands were not idle, Gu Xun'er couldn't help but muttered a little depressed. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info compared to our little Lu Zi's side, while thinking that it was time to take out the sparkling dishes to slap his face, and at the same time he was feeling all kinds of things that he had and didn't have, while he was busy processing various ingredients. Here, Gu Xun'er didn't know if it was a complaint or something, and such a sentence suddenly popped up.
"On the contrary, it's my family's Xun'er's charm that is too strong, Lao Lu is holding on to death and doesn't want to fall under Xun'er's pomegranate skirt.
The so-called gentleman does not take the favor of others, and the gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. That's why he's avoiding you...... Still. One more, ahhhhh
"Didn't I seduce him just now?"
Faced with Gu Xun'er's such a straightforward temptation, Xiao Yan finally pressed the pause button, took the spicy strip that was stuffed into Gu Xun'er's mouth again just now, thought about it, organized the language, and touched Gu Xun'er's head with a smile. He still can't change it, and he doesn't want to change it.
"Don't think so much about it, I know you really just want to help. Speaking of which, this is also something you don't understand, unlike the grandsons and stupid hangers in the Douqi Continent who always use women as vases and tools for giving birth to children, first of all, Lao Lu will not have the idea that he can get you by killing me. It's also possible that the overlord will have a hard bow...... But that was just the final outburst of unbearable, so as long as Xun'er stayed away from him, Lao Lu would not suddenly break his senses. Because it's just for venting, for him, the main god who has the power to create people out of thin air...... He suddenly went crazy and made a hundred, a thousand women who looked like Xun'er, even women who were more beautiful than you. It's okay to be a groom every night, but it turns out that there is not a single woman around him. I don't know if he killed me or what? This is a degree, because the body can make it, but memories can only be faked. Self-deception is still endless emptiness in the end...... This is still me who woke up Lao Lu, and my Xun'er is only one of you...... And if you don't forge your memory, the two of them cultivate their relationship bit by bit, that person is also his Gu Xun'er, his lover, there are thousands of women who look like each other in the world, in the parallel world, and even in the long river of time, different Xun'er in different periods, there is Xiao Yan's brother who belongs to her. It may not be me, Xiao Yan, but someone else. How can I, Xiao Yan, still occupy them all?? …… Saying...... It seems that this proposal seems to be good, and sure enough, strength and insight are linked to ambition, and I suddenly understand why I am my worst enemy. What if Xiao Yan from another parallel world suddenly shuttles through time and space and wants to take Xun'er with you?"
"I believe that Brother Xiao Yan will not force Xun'er......
"If it's Xun'er and me, it's still possible...... In other words, Brother Xiao Yan, the meaning of your words is to remove the captain and you from the Douqi Continent, what is the reason~. Brother Xiao Yan, aren't you Brother Xiao Yan, but someone from another continent? ? No, the family crest can't deceive people...... Could it be that the body is the body of the Xiao clan, but the soul is not?" Gu Xun'er thought like this...... Saying that, this is already equivalent to guessing the truth, of course, there is also the reason why Xiao Yan did not deliberately hide her. In the final analysis, the appearance of our little Luzi also reminded our little brother Xiao Yan of his identity as a traverser. This guy has completely regarded himself as a native of the Douqi Continent, and it was only the recent appearance of our Xiao Luzi that reminded him of his other identity. And at this time—
"But Brother Xiao Yan, who can travel through time and space, must be better than the current Brother Xiao Yan, right? What should I do~~" Gu Xun'er suddenly said with a playful and tangled thought.
"So you can't beat it...... When the time comes, it will really be the same as what Lao Lu said about our current situation, what else can we do to hand over our bodies honestly? …… But this is actually the same as the question you asked now, I won't force Xun'er to you, and Lao Lu won't either, otherwise he would have forced you a long time ago, so this kind of thing is in Xun'er's choice, not in our ......."
"I hate it, can't Brother Xiao Yan say that he will fight with the future Brother Xiao Yan or the captain for Xun'er??"
"Hahaha~ It turns out that there is no such future Xiao Yan in front of us now. Instead, we're about to appear in front of them right now."
"Who knows, there may be such a Brother Xiao Yan, but he hasn't collected it from us yet......
Here, Gu Xun'er turned her head angrily. And our Xiao Yan is naturally accustomed to killing him. At the same time, I felt in my heart -
"That being said, the reason is simple. It's like you can't eat and you can't be willing to eat. The twisted melon is not sweet, why is it such a simple truth, people on the Douqi Continent just don't understand?? …… In fact, they understand, just because your charm is too strong. But Lao Lu really resists, and he can't fake it. This is also Lao Lu to give me face, I hope Xun'er you don't try to play with his nerves that may break at any time...... If he really made a smoker with exchange points...... People play 'inflatable dolls' in private, as long as you don't cut your face in front of Xiao Yan, do you have to care? That would be too overbearing...... Do people need to do that? can travel through time and space, do what they like, and take the lead, who can't catch up?? It's like Soul Star Meng recovering the little medicine immortal...... It's obviously a copy of my ...... in the original Dou Po Speaking of such a thing as an ape, it seems that it is really something I can say...... But in the end, a man who can only have a crush and then rely on an inflatable doll to vent, in addition to proving that he is not capable, what else can he prove? After the passion, all that awaits you is endless emptiness. Self-deception...... And Yunyun......
Don't care about Xiao Yan's cranky thoughts at this time, and don't care if Xiao Yan is attentive, he is still thinking about Yunyun now. can only say that in terms of real age, he and Yunyun are the real love. At least his thinking has always been closer to the positive energy aspect, and he tends to rely on his own ability. And regardless of whether there are errors in his thoughts, but his sentence 'memories can only be faked' is definitely a golden saying, but many people are used to living in lies woven by themselves. But thankfully, our little Luzi happens to be the kind of person who can deceive people, but never deceives himself. It's a crooked fight, the main god has countless exchanges, and the props used to control people are even more numerous. But our Xiao Luzi would rather use the most troublesome soft grinding and hard bubble method, rather than use anything strange to restrict and control Xiao Yan. It's a lot more disciplined than Doraemon.,Don't understand? In order for Nobita to marry Shizuka, Doraemon took out how many terrifying props, such as the one who put Shizuka in an egg and fell in love with the opposite sex at first sight. He also used something similar to a trap from another dimension to put it in front of Shizuka's house, waiting for Shizuka to fall. This is definitely a big killer or not, although it failed in the end, and the first thing Shizuka saw after she came out of the egg was the same fallen Izuki Sugi-san...... But the existence of this prop itself gives people a sense that we don't need to fall in love in the future, we just need to make a trap to catch each other...... Anyway, I'm just giving you an example, our little Lu Ziyi didn't modify Xiao Yan's memory. Second, he didn't add a collar like a loyalty mark to Xiao Yan, and even the obliteration of this kind of big killing weapon was blamed on the head of the world master, in short-
"Okay, Xun'er, don't be angry, it's just that Lao Lu really wants to chase you, according to his character, then he will definitely not force you. In my list of system malls, there are countless kinds of props that can directly control people, and even I have mastered several refining methods similar to pills." "Not to mention that he can travel through time and space to cut off the beard before you and I know each other, I can't compare to the fact that people can do everything to girls, family affairs are omnipotent, nothing to study what dancing men are unique, I really want to pick up a hoe and dig my corner, to be honest, I don't even have the possibility of resisting...... It's only this proud bone left...... "So I'm really relieved," "No, I can't." "In the process of talking about your relationship with Nizi, who is a red face and troubled water, I often encounter unfair competition, who have I Xiao Yan been afraid of in fair competition?!" "I'm not afraid, because I know it's useless to be afraid. If I'm not confident at all, then I really don't have a chance at all......
What Xiao Yan said here was a high-sounding sound, and Gu Xun'er's beautiful eyes were shining brightly, but he kept sighing helplessly in his heart. And pretend to be generous and pretend to be confident...... In short, this is Xiao Yan's truest thoughts, because he found that with us, he will hurt people, can cook, speak humorously, know how to live, and even dominate the earth, the mastermind behind his own crossing, the big boss. The main god, opened a system mall that can buy anything, etc., compared to Xiao Luzi, who has a lot of halos, the only advantage in his opinion is that Gu Xun'er likes his 'self-confidence'...... Actually-
This is an advantage that is a fixed move.
There is no need to think so much about this kind of thing, let alone put all kinds of things on the scales to make a fair comparison. Throwing out the traverser to cut off the beard in advance, the so-called fish looking for fish and shrimp looking for shrimp, toads looking for frogs...... Wang Ba looked at mung beans, Gu Xun'er fell in love with you, and I felt happy eating bran vegetables with you. Love is a very idealistic thing. said that love was smoothed out by reality, but in fact, it was just because of love, and now the words 'no love' are as simple as that. But this person has to use all kinds of reasons to disguise the fact that he is not in love. Do you need it? Everything else is an excuse. Calm love, that's not called love. That's called getting by. If you can't go on, don't use other values, outlook on life, and literacy as a reason. Rome was not built in a day, but Rome could be destroyed in a day. The same goes for love. And here, the 'day' of living is also a pun, and the day is still day by day, but one is the daily life of paying public grain. It's more businesslike. And the other is the greasy of showing affection together. It doesn't seem like enough...... In short, Gu Xun'er, a fan girl, just likes a man like Xiao Yan, who is very sunny, very cool, and especially masculine. Long Aotian, the confidence of the fan......
You don't blame Xiao Yan for not being confident, it turns out that the little medicine immortal who should have belonged to him was put to sleep by Soul Star Meng in advance. Anyway, all kinds of differences from the original Dou Po. It makes it difficult for him to maintain a good self-confidence, he is not a confident person in nature, it can only be said that he has encountered problems in life, otherwise how could he be envied by so many people, at the beginning he chose to become a genius, rather than low-key to develop his strength, and then find out why he crossed and so on. It's just to simply enjoy the genius benefits that he has crossed, similar to a state of being a little rich and peaceful, if it weren't for his life encounters, let him meet Yao Lao. Then three years of cultivation regressed, and finally Nalan Yanran withdrew from the marriage so that he could see the essence of the Douqi Continent, according to his qualifications, it would be good to become a Dou King in the end.
In other words, who doesn't want a medicine old man. Yao Lao's popularity is only ranked after Fujiwara Zuowei in the old man's plug-in, and this is because Zuowei disappeared, and this Baguio blocked the death of the Zhuxian Sword. The living Lu Xueqi can never compare to the dead Baguio. Similar to the fairy sword Li Yiru should actually be called Li Yiling, the living can never win the dead. This is an established fact. But that's not all there is to love...... In the later stage of the original work, Yao Lao completely retreated to the second line to play soy sauce, or in the middle of the game, his plug-in expired. In this way, it is not without potatoes who were forced to change their lives against the sky, or everyone likes to see Yao Lao blocking Xiao Yan's gun. Then Xiao Yan went around 'looting' in order to resurrect Yao Lao, then blocking guns, and then resurrecting or something. Yao Lao can be called an immortal Xiaoqiang in the original work, and his role is heavier than that of Gu Xun'er, a hidden heroine like Qin Shi Mingyue. Because he also performed the treatment of being captured alive, not killing, not being XX00, and waiting for the protagonist to save him. The little light girl who is suspected of being the heroine in the chess soul is also playing soy sauce throughout the whole process, who said that she has only started selling rot in recent years, and she has been selling rot all the time, but everyone was still struggling in subject two back then, not like they are all old drivers now, so I didn't find out!! After all, I still don't want to watch a Zuo Wei disappear...... But Venus tells us that a broken arm is called a lack of beauty. In fact, I think that a dead Yao Lao is more valuable than a living Yao Lao, at least for Xiao Yan. Don't blame me for admiring this Romeo and Juliet's Shakespearean tragedy style, I can only say, no way, who let the strength of the potato setting be set low at the beginning. Of course, if it's too high, it's even more. Xiao Yan's senior brother Han Feng, who killed Yao Lao, was a fighting emperor when he died, how long did Yao Lao die? Even if he lied, Xiao Yan followed Xiao Yan when he was four years old, and it had been more than ten years. Although Han Feng said that it was poisoned. But what kind of person gave him the confidence of the mystery, he has done his best to pass on the old truth. Xiao Yan has become a douzun in ten years, although there is a suspicion of hanging all the way. The so-called geniuses of the same era did not say the specific age, but there is Gu Xun'er as a ruler, which is very nonsense. Just like Soul Star Meng often complains that Gu Yuan is more than a thousand years old, Gu Xun'er is only a little bit. recovered the alien fire and died nine lives, and the fourth-ranked alien fire has always been on Gu Xun'er. In short, in the middle of Dou Po, there was also a similar Yao Tianhuo that was the role of Yao Tianhuo Venerable who replaced Yaochen for a period of time, but who remembered the name Yao Tianhuo? His role positioning is not as good as that of Hai Bodong, the Dou Huang at the beginning of the fight. It's aesthetic fatigue, right...... And in the end, Xiao Yan does not have this kind of portable grandfather who is not so much used to popularize science for Xiao Yan, or should be used to popularize science for readers...... Then it enters the stage of forcible life. No moves, Xiao Yan hasn't become a Dou Emperor yet, not even a Dou Sheng. So I can only reluctantly talk about some brotherhood, so that I can't help but worship the friends who fell under Xiao Yan's crotch to continue to popularize science for Xiao Yan. Isn't it just the love of children, Gu Xun'er rarely accompanied Xiao Yan to popularize science. And then it's the routine of fighting monsters and upgrading to the advanced map. Then I really couldn't make it up anymore, so I let the Soul Heavenly Emperor jump out and gather all the Tuoshe Ancient Emperor Jade to destroy the world's heaven and earth as a furnace, and directly open a big hanging for Xiao Yan, and the one-star Dou Sheng directly one-star Dou Emperor. A big battle, the fight is completely over. The rotten girls shouted, what we want to see is Xiao Yan and Yaochen making a foundation! The otaku shouted, we want a grandfather plug-in like Yaochen!!
…… Let's be honest, the former is an established fact, and the latter...... Recommend Fujiwara Zuo for this imported licensed goods with quality and quantity, get Fujiwara, and you will definitely be able to become a big chess player. And the medicine is old...... It's not something that ordinary people can control.
Forget it, let's get down to business. At this time—
"First of all, the Phoenix Crystal."
Looking at Xiao Yan's expression of not shining, and not like a phoenix, you are teasing me,
Anyway, it's like that, it's all a fox, what are you playing with me and chatting about fasting~.
Because Xiao Yan has also watched the little master, he naturally knows that the raw material of this phoenix crystal is bean sprouts, and the practice in the TV series is to pinch the mung bean sprouts off the head and tail, and then remove the tendons in the middle, and stuff the minced meat with seasonings in it. Because in the cartoon, there is a three-dimensional phoenix standing on a plate, and honey is used as the phoenix's eyes. It's very difficult, but I'm a person, I just don't think it's difficult enough, and I haven't said anything about simplifying it,...... I'm simplifying and reinventing those dark dishes. The so-called bright cuisine is naturally my way to sublimate it as much as possible and achieve it to the next level. After all, in addition to the troublesome points of peeling bean sprouts in this dish, the technical requirements are not high, and it is not easy to assemble into a three-dimensional phoenix, which has high requirements for the sense of picture, and the standing three-dimensional phoenix is more difficult than the phoenix nested on the plate, but it also has more visual impact.
Most Chinese cuisine is inseparable from fire. And if the greasy dishes are guessed by the guests, isn't it boring? So this phoenix crystal is specially added by me with special effects.,It's actually worthless to say.,Whether it's the live-action version of the phoenix crystal.,Or the phoenix crystal in the animation is actually just a basic framework.,Just like the magic mapo tofu fish I made.。 As a Lin-level chef, if you don't even have the ability to add a special effect to your dishes, what's the difference between it and salted fish?
To become a chef, you first need to have solid basic skills, and then you need to have stable control ability, or imagination that can go beyond the limit......
The latter is naturally unavoidable, and belongs to the opening of the Shenma's 'flash of inspiration'. The stable control ability needs to be tempered and honed from the accumulation of basic skills bit by bit. I was lucky enough to directly inherit the skills of the large number, and then directly upgraded to the current LV5 level with reward points and branches, which are the current exchange points and cards. Everything else is there, and it's almost created in a flash of inspiration...... Of course, there are also all kinds of basic exercises that can be learned from the past. And it's not that easy to create, but it's relatively easy to combine with each other.
So this time the phoenix crystal, I was also making Shenglong dumplings, and 'a flash of inspiration' used the Shenglong method of Shenglong dumplings to make this phoenix crystal!
The Shenglong dumplings are also dumplings invented by the little master, with shrimp meat as filling, carved into a dragon head shape with shrimp shells, using two different wheat husks and oat husks, using the heating of physics due to different expansion degrees to make the dumplings form a dynamic feeling, at the moment of opening the steamer, the dumplings will have a dragon raising their heads, the same as the dragon, giving people a shocking visual effect. But Xiao Yan knows this special effect, the depleted diorama, even if Xiao Yan is amazed for a while, I can really make a sparkling dish to make dumplings ascend to the dragon or something? Do you really like to watch magic shows that know how to change?
So I added this dragon effect to the phoenix crystal, so that the ugly pheasant that has fallen to the ground and nested on a plate can get back on its feet and become a phoenix with wings spread!
The so-called before weight loss, after weight loss. Anyone who is afraid of comparison...... My disciple has a deep understanding of the three flavors.
The recipe is worthless, with a special layer of tenderloin spread on an iron plate and the key vegetables placed in the corresponding positions. Finally ignite with a flamethrower...... Let the dish have a physical effect and then stand up.
The simple thing is to add the special effect of Shenglong to this dish, although it seems to be as simple as one plus one, but it is easier said than done, because each color fragment needs to be budgeted, in order to achieve the maximum visual effect, I also have to ensure that the phoenix on the plate can be stretched out when it stands up, and it is also necessary to ensure that the colorful decorations on the phoenix wings will not fall due to a slight touch. Even the original author of the dish may not be able to make it, and neither can he create a truth, because it is too brain-burning, and he must achieve a short-term nuanced operation, or a very strong calculation and budget ability, as well as coordination ability. In short, this dish is the pinnacle of my efforts to open the genetic lock of the three stages of the Great Perfection. Even the composition and modeling aspects have reached the real dragon level. It's just that this dish is only in the sky, and the world can smell it a few times. Of course, in terms of taste...... All I can say is that it's okay, because without the special effects added to it, it's actually a dish of bean sprouts-roasted tenderloin...... It's a semi-finished product, right......
But I don't want them to become food captives, and just taking out this half-finished product with a flash of inspiration is enough to deter Xiaoxiao. Gu Xun'er was almost, even an ordinary phoenix crystal was enough for her to be shocked, mainly Xiao Yan.
Simply copying the phoenix crystal, how can you slap Xiao's face well.
The opening always has to give people something with special effects, and it involves the stalk of sunrise river flowers and red fire. Can represent the rising sun......
"What! It's just a mess of bean sprouts and peppers...... And it doesn't look like a phoenix at all~~ Lao Lu, your performance is a little abnormal~ Didn't you say that you don't get tired of eating, and you don't get tired of being fine??"
Seeing Xiao Yan cooperate so much, I couldn't help but show a stealthy meow, made a silent gesture at the two, and then took out a small flamethrower. Ignited a fire and burned the ugly pheasant on the plate with burning gas.
Smelling the fragrance in the air, Xiao Yan was not talking at this time, not only was he not talking, but he was almost holding his breath at this time, quietly staring at the ugly pheasant that was 'struggling' in the flames. Of course, if he takes his breath and takes his breath away, that's how I describe his concentration.
Let's get down to business.
In the flames, an ugly pheasant with a combination of loose bean sprouts and five-color chili flakes finally stood up slowly in the flames!
Smoke rose from the gap between the bean sprouts, and the originally loose bean sprouts gradually became full, and when the pheasant in the plate raised its head, the two realized that this was really a phoenix! And it is also a phoenix that is about to spread its wings and take off.
Because along with the raging flames, the tenderloin on the iron plate also changed color, and the flames did no harm to the bean sprouts phoenix on the plate. Not only that, the original loose and irregular decoration has also become regular at this moment, when the phoenix is in action, its body has always maintained changes, and every scattered piece of vegetable movement has made this phoenix more beautiful!
The flame is never the nemesis of the phoenix, but the nourishment that makes this ugly pheasant nested in the plate evolve into a real phoenix little by little, under the anxious gaze of Xiao Yan and Gu Xun'er, this slow-moving, cowering phoenix finally stepped on the flames, and a pair of crystal clear wings also rose to the flames.
"It's truly reborn, it's amazing. Can the dishes be like this?"
"It's not a question of whether it's magical or not, Lao Lu, how the hell did you do it."
I didn't care about the questioning of the two dirt buns at this time, but let go of the button on the spray bottle, and now the dish has really been completed. Of course, at this time, the food will naturally shine. (〇〇: The nonsense is still burning, can it not shine?) )
"Welcome to taste, this is the true face of my cuisine, "Phoenix Pride Intent". The previous one was "Phoenix Crystal", this is the evolved version, Xiao Yanzi, you are very disappointed~!"
"Disappointed, you're going to be a demon, tell me quickly, what's going on?!"
"It's not a big deal to say it, it's just that the shape of this plating is special, and after ignition, it uses the heat to expand and make the phoenix stand up and spread its wings."
"It's the same as not saying......
"What is said is the same as not saying, this dish does not have high requirements for ingredients, but it is a little troublesome, and the most important thing is the direction of the spray bottle I used at the end, and I need to constantly adjust the balance of the phoenix in the process of spraying, otherwise the phoenix will easily fall. You are also an expert at playing with fire, this kind of control is the same as your Buddha Fury Fire Lotus, you can try it when you have time, and then make it for Soul Star Meng, and then find a reason, a posture of using Chinese cuisine to conquer the Douqi Continent, you see if he panics!!"
"It's an interesting idea...... Forget it, it smells so good, but I don't know how it tastes,...... Wait, it's so beautiful, how are you going to let us eat it?!"
"What's not to be swallowed!! Aren't you like the sea with the Heavenly Demon Phoenix Clan?"
As I spoke, I picked up the chopsticks, went up and clipped off the phoenix's head, and then put it on Gu Xun'er's plate.
"Eat! You're welcome. I'm not that particular here. Although this is the first staple dish. And the next eight dishes, one soup. Two staple foods. There is also a bottom-up. Wait, I'll take out the rest of the dishes one by one, and you can use them slowly."
I said that it was served one by one, but then I actually served four dishes in one go.
"The three friends of the cold year, the house is full of gold and jade, the flowers are rich and rich, and there is a good soup, there is nothing special. It's just that the name sounds bluffing."
Reluctantly added a one-touch flowering effect to the flower blossom wealth, and nothing else has changed. The total order gives Xiao Yan a chance to shine is not, the dishes are naturally to shine, and it is actually easy to want these dishes to shine, of course, it is easy for a chef of my level. So after that, I served the jade flute in turn, who listened to the falling plum, and the moonlit night of the twenty-four bridges. The Eight Treasures Fat Duck and the Magic Mapo Tofu Fish that I added are the only two things that you can know what the dish is just by listening to the name, and then the staple food, cosmic roasted wheat. Thang Long dumplings are not too surprising because they have phoenix crystals in front of them, and the most important thing is the end.
"The nine wings of freedom, the sun rises, the sun sets, and the moon hangs high. The first course, naturally, is the main dish of the day. And there can't be two suns in the sky at the same time, which means that a table of dishes can't have two main dishes. But one at the beginning and one at the end. This kind of sun and moon shine together. The two of you have the dishes together."
Putting down an empty plate, under Xiao Yan's expression of almost laughing, Gu Xun'er looked 'wings?' In my expression, I was too lazy to explain the principle of the dishes, so I naturally talked about the introduction of the layout of the dishes, but I didn't say what the actual mystery of this empty plate was, and looked at Xiao Yan, who was about to laugh at this time.
Anyway, boy, are you too high??
Somehow, such a fleeting thought popped into my head.
It is said that the man who is serious is the most handsome, and our little Luzi is also very handsome when he is serious, and he can have an appetite and eat a few more bowls of rice.
…… But now no one is looking at him......
Anyway, the process is basically like this, Xiao Luzi is responsible for cooking, and Xiao Yan is responsible for pretending. Explain ah or something.
I saw Xiao Yan in a state of being in control of everything at this time, and picked up the spoon very arrogantly-
"There's a layer of invisible ice on top of this dish......?? …………、??? What about the wings?? What about invisible shark fins? Did you really fly to the Nine Heavens?? Lao Lu, this is really an empty bowl!! This dish shouldn't be called the Nine Heavenly Wings of Freedom, but the Emperor's New Clothes!!"
「…… (frowns)"
Seriously picked up the spoon that Xiao Yan threw down, and stirred it on the plate......
「…… Sorry, because the dish is completely invisible, so it was served wrong......
"Holy! Lao Lu, you did it on purpose!! It's not funny at all!"
"Now that I said I didn't mean it, would you believe it......
How to say it, if you take too big a step, you will eventually get an egg. Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, I was really wrong, you have to believe me. But as I said, I can't explain it at all. So no matter how angry Xiao Yan was here, I picked up the empty plate and went back to the kitchen with elegant steps, and then inserted it with my fingers into a plate that was exactly the same as the empty plate in my hand, and when I came out again, this time I was sure that I would definitely and definitely bring out the Nine Heavenly Wings of Freedom. I just stuck my finger in it, and this time there are really wings in the bowl. So—
"This time it's really the Nine Heavenly Wings of Freedom, not the Emperor's new clothes. I just tried it, and the wings are indeed inside...... Didn't go to soar beyond the nine heavens......
When I said this, Xiao Yan had a very unhappy expression, and once again inserted the spoon into the plate, feeling that there was indeed something this time, because there was a certain resistance. Only then did he completely put his mind at ease, and opened his smile to give Gu Xun'er a spoonful, and at the same time explained-
"It's true this time, you see, you can see it when you dig it out, this shark fin and soup are completely transparent, and they are literally invisible on the plate."
"It's amazing~ and it's all so delicious...... Thank you, Captain, for your cooking skills are unparalleled in the world."
"There is no one in the world who is ashamed to be, there are few people in the world who are better than me in cooking, I am just a Lin chef, and there are dragon chefs and god chefs above me......
"That's also very powerful~...... Yes~! I'm sorry! I couldn't control it because it was so delicious......
Looking at the various dishes on the table that were already in a mess of cups and plates, I couldn't see the appearance of the dishes served before, and at this time, I remembered that they were not real restaurant chefs, do you want people to eat plates? ? So Gu Xun'er blushed...... As for Xiao Yan...... He's still eating...... I didn't stop chopsticks at all to care about the conversation between me and Gu Xun'er here, and you can't help but admire his big heart like a small-headed father.
"It's okay, there's a lot of cut ingredients left in the kitchen, such as Jinhua ham for you to steam tofu balls or something, and you can't really throw it away, I'll cut everything in a while, and then mix some sesame paste, and I will eat more in one pot than you eat."
"What's so embarrassing about letting the captain eat leftovers......
"Leftovers are better than not being able to eat~What's more~~"
"Ah~ Brother Xiao Yan, you are too bad, the captain hasn't eaten yet~~" It can be said that it was only then that Xiao Xun'er found that the man in her family had not stopped talking, and many dishes had been eliminated by Xiao Yan, a deflated calf, when she was talking to me. Of course, it is not that these dishes were eaten by Xiao Yan, but most of them were sandwiched into Gu Xun'er's bowl by Xiao Yan. It's not an exaggerated stack of old high, but Gu Xun'er's bowls and plates basically can't fit. How do you let me eat?? What to eat? Clip it from Gu Xun'er's bowl? And at this time......
"Xun'er, Lao Lu is saving exchange points on the one hand, on the other hand, these dishes are all cooked by him, and people are not bad at all, not to mention that compared to these dishes, the fried rice on any day is not bad, what is fried rice, in the final analysis, it is overnight leftovers, plus some of the leftovers you said to fry in the pot, maybe Lao Lu is hiding his secrets, according to my years of experience in shabu-shabu, the hot pot he cooks for a while is adding special dipping sauces, maybe it is more delicious than the ones we eat." Xiao Yan finally put down his chopsticks temporarily at this time, and reasoned as if he had known the truth for a long time.
"How is this possible!! Brother Xiao Yan, you are too much~~" Gu Xun'er was really angry here. Especially when she found that most of the dishes were still in her bowl at this time......
"Inside, in fact, Xiao Yanzi's statement is not unreasonable, if you really evaluate it according to the taste, these are the real leftovers you eat......
"Look, I'll just say."
"Brother Xiao Yan, the captain of the other ship is just polite to your words."
"Stop, if you go on like this, why are you going to get a new high divorce rate for your honeymoon? I'm telling the truth, and I don't have any polite ingredients, but in terms of cooking, in addition to making sparkling dishes, I can actually make dishes that make people crack and make their faces orgasm......
"Cracked Fruit Running to Orgasm Face?"
"It's just that after eating, I tore my clothes at once, and then I started to dance wildly all over the room, and I still had a look on my face when I had copulation to orgasm......
"Holy! Fortunately, Lao Lu, you only serve sparkling dishes."
"No, that's not the point, what I'm more concerned about is Xiao Yanzi, how do you know that I can make this kind of food that makes people tear in addition to sparkling dishes?"
"I don't know~."
"Sure enough! Brother Xiao Yan, you are just crooked!!"
"No, Xun'er, I have proof."
"What evidence?"
"yes, I'm curious."
"Actually, the reason is very simple~" Xiao Yan held a toothpick in his mouth, staring at us with a smile, reasoning with a smile in his hand...... Anyway, his expression is really similar to Ah Zhen, isn't it! I mean...... Forget it, let's listen to Xiao Yan's reasoning:
"It's impossible for me, an alchemist, to give the best medicine I have refined to someone else. I'm going to keep it as a killer weapon......
"Brother Xiao Yan, are you the so-called villain's heart to spend the belly of a gentleman??"
"Xun'er~~, have you already empathized and said goodbye? I'm so sad~~"
"Alright, okay, don't make a fuss, what else? I don't believe that this is the basis for your reasoning."
"Of course, that is, when we were eating, Lao Lu, you didn't even make a difference, and you fell down with an uncut expression."
"Is my expression so obvious?"
「…… Didn't you? The captain is not smiling the whole time. Don't you have a surprised expression??"
"That's it, I don't know what Lao Lu will do to eat food that makes people tear clothes or something, but I know that a Lin chef can definitely make dark dishes. Even if you don't know how to cook darkly, there are one or several special dishes that you can do best. For example, this phoenix is arrogant, and the other dishes are one level off."
"No, for example, that Shenglong dumpling will also be promoted, as well as the six flavors of the magic mapo tofu fish, the cosmic roasted wheat, and the last free nine heavenly wings are all amazing. The other dishes are not as novel as these dishes, but they are delicious enough. Why is it just one level off??"
"Smoker, a meal! Did you betray your brother Xiao Yan with just one meal?? I said I wanted to be each other's angels~~."
"Hmph~ I'm just seeking truth from facts."
"It's over, this girl is raised for nothing~~"
"Alright, alright. Don't make a fuss, I see. It turned out that there was a leak in this aspect, Xiao Yanzi was not wrong, he could think of it, Xiao Xun'er couldn't think of it, because he knew the origin of other dishes except for Phoenix Ao's intentions, although he hadn't eaten it, but Xiao Xun'er, don't forget, the other dishes were all introduced to you by your brother Xiao Yan. Except for the phoenix proud intention, the other dishes are ordinary dishes for him, or the six-in-one magic mapo tofu fish is a bit new, but it has not changed much. The so-called preconceived ideas already have a distinction between high and low, and in the face of Xiao Xun'er, who has seen all the dishes for the first time, you are not a professional gourmet, how can you eat the high and low dishes. A true foodie needs to spit out his first bite of food. This is the only way to comment on the next dish without any colored eyes. Don't say so much, hurry up and solve the dishes in the bowl and the rest of the dishes on the table, I'd rather support the dead than occupy the basin. Dare to spit it out, unless you eat it back, you are not allowed to eat the food I cooked in the future. It's my rule, as a chef, it's sad to see the dishes I've worked so hard to cook are left over, and they are spit out by some so-called taster. I only cook dishes for guests, friends, and relatives, and I love to eat and eat. If you don't like to eat, you can leave it behind, which blames me for not being proficient in learning. Of course, you can leave a small amount of food, but you don't need someone to taste it. At least people don't have that qualification."
"Oh......"
"Well, I'm going to make a chowder now, it's the kind of food that tastes better than the glittering food you eat, but when you finish eating it, you'll have a crushing face. Of course, I can't go to orgasm when I eat it myself, because I am used to eating it because of the constant practice and tasting of the dishes I make, and I have eaten antibodies...... I will give each of you a bowl in a while, which can be regarded as a reward for Xiao Yanzi to guess the truth, as well as Xiao Xun'er's grace for your protection...... Rest assured, you can...... Take it back to the room and eat ......" There was still some righteous indignation before, and Xiao Xun'er and Xiao Yanzi didn't know how to answer, but in the end, I suddenly let out a very gloomy and terrible smile, and the two children began to shake their heads desperately!!
"Thanks!" Xiao Yan grinned.
"Don't bother the captain, I can't eat these anymore......" On the other hand, Gu Xun'er is still so well-behaved, and the excuse is also perfect to raise the bowl in her hand.
"Cut~! If you don't eat it~~ I'll save it."