I accidentally saw that the original author still had such a book, and for some reason the original author gave it to the eunuch. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info looked at the idea from another source and decided to rewrite it. Whether it's well written or not, I don't dare to blow this now, so let's write and see!

Chapter 1: I'm a fool, who am I afraid of

God said, "Let there be light in this world!" So there was light in this world. The goddess said: Qianqiansu hands need jewelry decoration, so the goddess received hundreds of diamond rings. The local tyrant said: Life is long and needs to be accompanied by Iraqi people, countless beauties! There are also handsome guys who throw themselves into their arms. Li Fei said: I didn't take a bath for three days, and I was in good health when I took a bath, so I just put on soapy water and stopped!

This is Li Fei, a naturally unlucky one! Of course, it is not excluded that because he is too handsome, the cadres in charge of the water want to pick up his soap.

Li Fei: Gender: Male! Hobbies:Female! Nationality: Shui Lanxing, Huaxia Province, Zhongzhou Province, Longcheng City, Puzhou County, Lianhua Town, Haijiao Village. Date of birth: February 31, 2076 in the imperial calendar!! I'm rubbing! How many birthdays are you going to celebrate in this life? It's the first time I've heard that there is a 31st in February!

Looking back at history, there really was such a day. And the proposal was unanimously approved by the whole world: none of them wanted to be in the world again on this day.

February 31st is known as the "Aqua Blue Festival"! On this day, the Third World War came to an end, on this day the aggressor group led by the US imperialists jumped over the wall in a hurry, on this day the people of the Third World who were forced to a dead end were desperate, on this day mushroom clouds rose in countless places around the world, and on this day the population of the water blue star shrank by 80% from nearly 10 billion, leaving less than 2 billion.

On this day, Li Fei was born! According to statistics, less than 100 babies were born at the same time as him on this day, and the death rate was 99%. To put it bluntly, there is such a wonderful birthday in the world now on February 31st.

Overall, Li Fei was lucky. At least he was luckier than the babies who were born together and died early, more fortunate than the soldiers who died in the war and no one collected their bodies, and he was luckier than the humans who were vaporized by nuclear weapons!

Li Fei was unfortunate that the nuclear radiation did not take his life, but affected his development...... Ahem! Belch! It just affected brain development! The rest of the part is normal, and it's super long. It seems that such a funny question should not be mixed in at such a serious moment. Change! I'll definitely change it! Ask the editor to pinch this paragraph and don't broadcast it.

As the only lucky person in the world, Li Fei naturally receives attention and preferential treatment from all walks of life. For example, Li Fei can enjoy nine years of free compulsory education, for example, Li Fei can brag about not paying taxes, and Li Fei can ......

Peat! It seems that these things can be enjoyed by children of the same age. Why don't you say that Li Fei can eat without giving money, why don't you say that Li Fei can drift without spending money? It's a cheat!

It turns out that there is no most pit, only more pits. Nine years of compulsory education! It is not only the school that has an obligation to educate you, but you yourself also have an obligation to be educated. To put it bluntly: no matter what, I have to educate you!

Li Fei clearly remembers that in the first week of school, his father said: The school has a power outage, so you don't have to go to school! He and his buddies were stunned: is the teacher a robot? Do you need electricity for class?

In the second week, there were two rains, one for three days and one for four days.

I was finally able to go to school in the third week, and as soon as I sat in the classroom, I heard the teacher say: Leave school! Summer vacation starts tomorrow, so I won't be at school this afternoon!

Let's take a vacation! Anyway, we're also schoolers. The last day is also considered school! Just like a woman, the last time was counted!

Afterward! And then it was normal! It's time to go to school, it's time to eat, it's time to sleep! Later, Father Li felt that something was wrong, other children were on vacation, and they still had to go to school for the children of the Mao family? Finally, catch the crab on the beach.

The doctor said that Li Fei was a phantom psychiatric cell malaise, which was manifested by the slow transmission of neurons. In layman's terms: unresponsiveness. The folk saying is called a fool or an idiot.

As soon as he arrived in Primary 6, Li Fei spent his time in a peaceful atmosphere, and the teacher and the friends around him were very kind to him. At most, it's just joking, such as taking out two apples, one large and one small: Li Fei Li Fei, which one do you choose?

Li Fei, who was unresponsive, naturally chose the small one, and then they ran away laughing. They often play this game of giving Li Fei apples to eat, and they are tireless.

Then I went to junior high school! The learning tasks start to be heavy. It is no longer two homework courses in Chinese and mathematics, and the new homework makes the children no longer have the heart to play big and small apple games with Li Fei.

Li Fei, who cut off the source of fruits, didn't make trouble, and honestly studied with everyone. Fortunately, now the teachers are lazy, and most of the homework assignments are multiple-choice. In addition to multiple-choice questions, there are also true/false questions, which also account for a considerable proportion.

At this time, Li Fei's high luck finally came into play. There was a burst of A, B, C, D, D, B, C, A, and 80% of them were blindfolded! The true/false question is even simpler: right to rub to rub, my hometown is in this tun......

The thing that made Li Fei show his face the most was when he was in the entrance exam, and he remembered which year's exam questions were particularly raw, and the answers were extremely tricky. Many students thought hard, and in the end they could only sigh at the topic.

There is only one person who stands out from the crowd! With a stroke of the pen, the bold form of wanton indulgence is deeply rooted in the hearts of everyone. The list was announced, and sure enough, this person was the top in high school...... Belch! Now there is no champion to say!

In this way, Li Fei successfully entered Puzhou No. 1 Middle School as the first place, and became a strange story of Lotus Middle School. The old principal, who is nearly 70 years old, personally wrote an inscription for Li Fei, encouraging him to make persistent efforts.

Perhaps, it is the inscription of the old principal that has divine power, or perhaps Li Fei's high luck attribute plays a role. In the three years of high school, Li Fei's grades remained high, and he was always among the best, and finally the school escorted him to CUHK to become a glorious undergraduate.

Li Fei was full of enthusiasm and was fully prepared for the postgraduate entrance examination and the postdoctoral examination, and finally stopped under the persuasion of Li's father. Father Li's reason is very simple and sufficient: silently write a song of Li Bai's silent night thoughts to see the effect.

The saddest thing for modern college students is that graduation equals unemployment. Although it is in a good era when the country is in a state of employment, Li Fei, an undergraduate student of a key university, is also gloriously unemployed!

Now this undergraduate student of a key university is lying on the bed pretending to be dead, taking what Li's father persuaded him to say, why get married early, have children and hold grandchildren. What's your grandson? Does it have anything to do with me?

"Let's tell the kids to go out!" Knowing her son Mo Ruo's mother, or Li's mother can read her son's mind: "Getting married and having children is not something that can be done in a day and a half!" ”

To say this, if it is really done in one day, Li Fei will definitely be green.

"But you know the way he looks, he will suffer if he goes out!" Father Li was a little worried: "It's better if he suffers the girl's loss, but I'm afraid that he will suffer the boy's loss." ”

"Yes!" Mother Li looked at Li Fei seriously and said, "I'm afraid that the girl will look at him and not him!" (Quack!) A comma turned into a comma! ）

"Don't be afraid!" When it came to business, Li Fei no longer pretended to be dead, jumped up directly from the bed and said, "I'm a fool, who am I afraid of?" She doesn't me, I her! ”

"Incisive!" Father Li stretched out his thumb and made a decision on the spot to decide whether Li Fei would stay or not.

Ha ha! The first chapter has been revised, although there is a bit of nonsense, but it is a public chapter, and it is worth making up the number of words!