Chapter Twenty-Seven: How about dancing "Little Apple"!
"I'm grass!! What's going on?! ”
Just a few simple words, but at this moment, they became the voices of the thousands of people present at the same time, forming a strong resonance on this vast prairie. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Originally, Xiaoyao Xiaofan had already taken the initiative to give up resistance, so being killed by the prison messenger was almost a sure thing. But no one thought that the little girl would be able to stand in front of Ling Fan at this critical moment, not only saving him, but also making the two prison messengers immediately kneel and beg for mercy. Almost everyone is confused now, they don't know what's going on.
Of course, the most shocking thing at this moment was the Duke's Mansion horse, originally his steps seemed to feel the call of victory and moved excitedly towards the center of the battlefield, but when he saw that the two prison messengers actually threw away the black sickle in their hands, and knelt directly at the feet of the little girl and begged for mercy, he was suddenly shocked as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was stiff and could no longer take a step, and said in his heart: "What's going on!" Obviously, Xiaofan's kid was already tied up, but he didn't expect to kill a Cheng Biting Jin halfway, and he was magically saved by that little girl! It's really TM that makes people nest fire! ”
At this moment, the Duke's Mansion Horse looked at the two prison messengers kneeling on the ground very angrily, and said angrily: "I'm Cao Nima, this is the situation of the gods!" What are those two prison messengers up to? Is it madness after a state of anger? ”
"It must be crazy!" The Duke's Mansion Xiaofu also looked stupidly at the prison messenger who was kneeling and begging for mercy, and was stunned for a while.
"I wipe !! What's going on? Zhongyi's liver and gall seemed to be stunned for a century before he came to his senses, and stretched out his finger to poke Zhongyi's waist, because he now completely understood the situation in the battlefield.
"You ask me? Who am I going to ask? I'd love to know what the hell was going on! Zhongyi Qiankun's eyebrows were raised, still staring intently at the center of the battlefield, and the little girl who was now standing there seemed to be pointing and scolding the two prison messengers.
At this moment, Zhongyi Qiankun's heart is also very curious to know which little girl has any ability, and can make those two prison messengers who are almost invincible in attributes directly kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, is her identity an NPC with a very background? You can't go wrong! That little girl is an NPC with a very good background, and only when explained in this way can people understand!
"That kid is really lucky!" Thinking of this, Zhongyi Qiankun couldn't help but admire Ling Fan's good luck. If you can get the full help of the NPC, then the latter's achievements will definitely not be too small in the future. However, the latter was relieved that he was able to survive from the hands of the Grim Reaper's Prison Messenger. Looking at the prison messenger's fearful appearance towards the little girl, he knew that Xiaofan Xiaofan should no longer have to worry about his life, and it should only be a matter of time before he gets rid of the red name.
Of course, the most eye-catching thing today is still the invincible little fairy, she not only released the big skill with that kind of anti-heaven attribute to slash the sky, but also directly made the two prison messenger NPCs kneel on the ground and beg for mercy at this critical moment, which naturally made everyone have a great curiosity about her.
"Who the hell is she?"
At this time, Ling Fan finally came to his senses and slapped his head suddenly, this chick has always been called a princess in the mouths of those NPCs, and he knew about this as early as when he was transferred to another job. Just now she stood up to defend herself, which should be the crystallization of that emotional system. Unexpectedly, he was so nervous that he completely forgot the existence of Xian'er's special relationship. Knowing this, I should have let that little girl go out to deal with these two prison messengers from the beginning, maybe she would have eliminated her red name and gone offline to sleep.
After going around such a big circle, he not only offended the group of people who destroyed the world by sword, but also owed Zhongyitang a huge favor. It was obviously easy to solve the matter, but there was such a big movement, and it was difficult for me not to be famous in Guyue Town at this time.
Thinking of this, Ling Fan shook his head helplessly, then looked at the little fairy in front of him, and sighed with a smile: "What a fairy is invincible!" ”
"Princess, spare your life!"
At this time, the two prison messengers were still kowtowing at Xian'er's feet, and they shouted forgiveness.
Xian'er pursed her lips, still putting on an angry posture, and asked in a coquettish voice, "Say it!" Did you two plan to kill me just now? ”
"No...... No...... We're just doing what we're told! "Those two prison messengers shouted bad luck in their hearts! Heart said: "How did I meet this little devil, two days ago she made a big fuss about the change of job but made the NPC everyone know, and now almost all NPCs see her, just like a mouse meeting an old cat, can't hide." It seems that I can't escape today! ”
Thinking of this, the two prison messengers both showed innocent eyes and glanced at each other, resigned themselves to fate.
"Acting on orders?! Hum!!! I don't care about boring tasks! Xian'er threw out a cold snort, and then brushed her little face aside. It seems to be signaling to the two prison messengers, I don't care, you have already provoked me today, you can do it yourself!
"Uh...... Princess! As long as you forgive both of us! We're going to leave immediately, and we're never going to do anything to your master again!" Seeing that the situation was wrong, one of the prison messengers immediately curry favor with Xian'er and said.
"Forgive me...... Xian'er nodded slightly, then showed a quirky smile, and then said, "It's okay! How about you two just do a dance! Maybe I'll let you go as soon as I'm happy! ”
"Ah?!!!!!!h The two prison messengers were stunned for a moment! The heart said, "Isn't it funny to dance?" With the bodies of these two people three or four meters tall, dancing is not like two bamboo poles jumping on the ground. Will this work? ”
"What! Not happy? Xian'er suddenly said with a stinky face.
"Nope! No! Let's jump! Let's jump! At this time, the two prison messengers did not dare to hesitate in the slightest, and immediately agreed. Now that they have provoked this little witch, then they have no way at all, and they can only use the dead horse as a live horse doctor at the moment, just jump! It's just a little ugly, and it's not a big deal. The important thing is to quickly escape from the palm of this little witch's hand.
Xian'er immediately showed a treacherous smile to Ling Fan, who was already dumbfounded, and then put on the appearance that I am a princess and who I am afraid of, and said to the two prison messengers: "Okay then! You two are going to dance "Little Apple" to me right now! ”
"Ah?!!!!!! Little Apple? The two prison messengers were stunned again, this song has been widely circulated among NPCs recently, and they have already previewed it. But if you want to jump out in front of so many people, I'm afraid that my two white faces will really turn into faces like red apples.
"Humph! You don't want to!! At this time, Xian'er pinched her little pink fist and looked at the two prison messengers who were a little hesitant viciously, as if to signal, if you two don't want to dance this song today, I will let you taste my little fist.
"Jump! Jump! Princess, we started jumping right away! The two prison messengers suddenly touched the cold sweat on their heads, and one of the spirits began to play the music of the little apple.
"I planted a seed, it finally bears fruit, and today is a great day......"
In an instant, the music of "Little Apple" sounded on the grassland, and the two prison messengers, although extremely embarrassed, had to swing along with the music. The thin bodies and long bodies of these two prison messengers suddenly danced a bamboo pole dance about "Little Apple" on this grassland like two bamboo poles.
"The scale of the ass writhing is a little bigger!" Xian'er took out the Sky Slashing Sword, stabbed one of the prison messengers in the ass, reprimanded her, and then circled around the two prison messengers happily, and from time to time instructed them on the movements of Little Apple.
"Hahh!!!" Ling Fan let out a sound of surprise in his mouth, his body seemed to have been petrified, and his jaw had already fallen to the ground in surprise. Which one is this singing?
"Ahh At this moment, almost all the players were stunned, and they couldn't figure out why the two prison messengers actually jumped the little apple at this moment, even if they racked their brains.
"Oops! I'll strangle an X! Which one are those two brain-dead NPCs singing! A player from the Duke's Court said.
"Holy! Are those two NPCs officially invited teasers? One of them said.
"Haha! But you can see how funny their postures are, it's like two bamboo poles dancing somewhere! The player gestured as he spoke.
"Yes! Oh, yes! It's hilarious! My stomach hurts to laugh at Lao Tzu! Another Duke's Court player laughed.
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Looking at the more and more players behind him laughing and imitating the two prison messengers dancing "Little Apple", it is obvious that they have no sense of battle. The face of the Duke's Mansion horse immediately darkened, seeing that it was impossible for him to do anything to Xiaoyao Xiaofan again! Suddenly angry in his heart, he shouted unhappily: "Don't laugh at TM!" ”
Hearing the roar of the Duke's Palace, some people behind him had begun to stop their swinging bodies and dug their mouths helplessly.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xiao Fu of the Duke's Mansion immediately attached himself to the horse of the Duke's Mansion and asked worriedly: "Boss! Now what! ”
"Removal !!" The Duke's Mansion Horse also understood that things had developed to this point, and it was impossible for him to do anything to that carefree little fan anymore. Immediately, he glanced at the people of Zhongyitang who had happily jumped the little apple over there, turned around and drowned in the crowd of the Duke's Mansion with Xiaofu of the Duke's Palace, and left in a gloomy manner.
"Huh! Top dog! You're jumping too! I've been really fond of this little apple lately! Zhongyi said to Zhongyi Qiankun while wiggling his buttocks.
"It's a shame!" Zhongyi Qiankun glanced at Zhongyi's liver and gall, although he said so, but at this moment, his heart is very happy now, look at the people and horses on the Duke's Palace, they have begun to retreat, which means that this Zhang Zhongyi Hall won without a fight.
"Presumably, the face of the Duke's Mansion steed must be very stinky at this moment!" Thinking of this, Zhongyi Qiankun couldn't stop laughing.
"Shame? Boss, I don't feel ashamed! Look at the brothers behind you who are jumping up and down now. At this time, Zhongyi Yuntian also danced the little apple excitedly.
Zhongyi Qiankun turned his head in embarrassment, only to find that the group of Zhongyi Hall players behind him had danced the little apple under the leadership of Zhongyi's heart, as if to celebrate the first perfect victory since entering the game.
"Boss, why don't you come along!" At this time, Zhongyi Liver and Loyal Yuntian took the hand of Zhongyi Qiankun and danced together.
At this time, Ling Fan came back to his senses slightly, glanced at the people of the Duke's Mansion who had gradually receded, and then glanced at the players who were excitedly jumping on the small apple on the side of the Zhongyi Hall.
Ling Fan finally let out a breath of turbid air comfortably, and said with a smile: "This night...... It's finally over! ”