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"Wowhaha...... We've changed people, come on, let's see who we've replaced? ”

"Xiaohu is still there, not bad, the physical strength is good enough, this rookie is still single, if you have a fancy sister paper, take it away directly after the game, you should have some physical strength after the game."

Sister Lulu's coquettish words made some girls who like basketball on the sidelines suddenly scream.

Lao Wei glanced at Principal Fang and found that Principal Fang was looking at his nose and nose and heart, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

It's not easy to be the president of the University.

"Captain Zhou Hao is on board, he looks full of fighting spirit, he doesn't look like a rookie at all."

Bang Dang!

The bigwigs in the stands almost fell.

Lian Zhou Hao was ridiculed by Sister Lulu as a rookie, and who else would not be ridiculed by her next.

I have to say that with such ridicule, the atmosphere in the audience is active again.

"Zhang Wei, that's right, this one is almost the same as Xiaohu, but he likes to float outside, it's Zhang Wei! Do you think this guy will be abused tonight? And then he died, and he couldn't die again! ”

Zhang Wei wanted to die, and he played depressedly.

"Sun Ke, a good guy, I introduced it before, a cold three-point man, you see that he doesn't even contribute an emoji now, he makes himself the same as Mitsui Shou, in fact, he is a rookie."

Sun Ke also almost fell and went on the field in disgrace.

"Xu Feng? Damn, it's Xu Feng? Why this rookie? Is this rookie going to play point guard? But the old lady didn't teach him how to play point guard? Wait for this rookie to make a mistake, don't say that my sister Lulu doesn't teach well. ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

The game that was dull just now was made a lot easier by Sister Lulu's momentary commentary.

"Okay, let's get down to business, Xu Feng takes the ball, well, it looks good, he looks like a point guard with the ball, that Qin Liang is also clever, knowing that he can't press Xu Feng, he simply retreats to the front court and waits for Xu Feng to come."

"It's halfway through, huh? Xu Feng, a rookie, has accelerated? He wouldn't want to break through directly from midfield, would he? ”

"Damn, really break through from the midfield, Nima, don't look like a point guard at all, don't you know that the point guard is going to hand over the ball in the middle of the court, and then go in and go around and come out to receive the ball?"

"Wowhaha...... However, Qin Liang was actually passed, he looked quite powerful, Hu Feng had to defend, hum, he hated this kind of guy with a black face and an ugly face the most, our Xu Feng is so handsome, why does he put on a stinky face? ”

Hu Feng wanted to cry.

"Wowhaha...... was passed by Xu Feng's worship of Buddha, and this Hu Feng is not very good! ”

Hu Feng wanted to die.

"It's Ding Sheng's defense, that's right, it's Ding Sheng, who is at the same level as Zhou Hao's boss, and he is much worse than Zhou Hao, so what about taking the top five in the department every year? I can't even enter the school team, every time I face Zhou Hao, I am abused to death, this time I face Xu Feng, see how he is abused? ”

Ding Shengdu held back his chest with old blood, and felt that if he listened to it again, the combat effectiveness of the Department of Geology would soon be reduced to zero.

"Wowhaha...... I'll just say, Boss Zhou Hao is so clever, give Xu Feng a block, look, Xu Feng passed Ding Sheng and is ready to go to the basket? ”

"No, Jiang Bo ran over to wrap up, didn't he know that there were so many three-pointers in ambush outside the management department?"

Sister Lulu said this, but Jiang Bo was not moved at all.

The three-point shot of the management system has been proved to be not very accurate just now, and it is Sun Ke who is defending the opposite position, but Hu Feng has already retreated!

When will you not wrap the clip at this time?

"Huh...... Xu Feng passed the ball and gave it to Sun Ke, no, the black and ugly Hu Feng pounced, what a bad guy, he is so ugly and black? How can you run so fast? Doesn't that make sense? Obviously, it is a handsome little fresh meat like Xu Feng who can run so fast! ”

Hu Feng gritted his teeth.

"Wowhaha...... Zhang Wei leaked, the ball was in the hands of the obscene big Zhang Wei, open his hand and come, if you don't enter, the old lady will take a group of little sisters to wash you in blood tonight. ”

Zhang Wei Juhua tightened, trembled, the person landed, and the ball went in.

Call!

Zhang Wei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

OK! It's all right!

Otherwise, they will be washed in blood.

Zhang Wei thought to himself.

"Wowhaha...... Let's analyze how the goal was scored, to put it simply, Xu Feng broke through to the inside line, disrupting the defensive formation of the geology department, Zhang Wei appeared vacant, and the ball went in. ”

A crowd laughed, and it looked like it was really going on.

"Speaking of professionalism, this ball fully embodies the offensive system of the management system, Xu Feng has no brains to break through with the ball in the half, this breakthrough method will definitely be criticized by some of our veteran coaches, such as the gray boss, it is said that his aunt will criticize this breakthrough when he visits."

The audience laughed again.

Anyone who dares to make such a joke about the head coach of the Jianda varsity team is probably no one.

"Xu Feng, a rookie, is just brainless, you look at Qin Liang, he has been playing in the league for more than a year, and he was actually passed by Xu Feng one-on-one so easily, he is really ashamed of him, how can he be more rookie than a rookie!"

Qin Liang wanted to cry without tears.

"Then there is Hu Feng, even if you are ugly or black, you still learn from other people's little fresh meat to pounce on the ball, even if you pounce on this ball? Can it change the ugly and dark nature of your people? It's a pity that the rookie Xu Feng passed Hu Feng again. ”

Hu Feng felt the critical hit of 10,000 points of damage.

"I'm sad I'm afraid it's our captain Ding Sheng, it's not easy, it's so good to lead the team, but I can't get into the school team, everyone give him some applause and sympathize with him."

The audience applauded thunderously.

Ding Sheng wants to cry without tears, is this sympathy?

In fact, Ding Sheng knew that this was the comfort and recognition given to him by Sister Lulu.

No one could have imagined that when this flying girl seemed to name blacks one by one, she was taking care of the hearts of this group of old birds.

The old bird is very stubborn, but also very fragile, and this sentence alone makes Ding Sheng's hurt feel a lot more comfortable.

"In the end, the old lady has to say, Zhang Wei didn't watch the film last night, and he didn't watch a minute of wonderful movies, you have to ask why?"

Zhang Wei was depressed to death, and he felt embarrassed and thrown home with his head down.

But the audience was quiet to death, waiting for Sister Lulu's words.

"Because Zhang Wei watched a movie the night before yesterday and his computer was poisoned, he took it to repair it today, wahaha...... Recuperated all day, and sure enough, this three-pointer went in. ”

Wowhaha......

The audience laughed, but there was a lot of applause.

"Okay, just now the referee ran over and said that the geology department complained that I was interfering with the game, and they wanted me to shut up."

Hush!

The audience booed, and everyone knew that this was booing the referee.

A few animals in the basketball club want to cry without tears, what is this?

In fact, if you know English, you can see the NBA commentary in English, and that kind of live commentary often has a distinct individualistic color and clearly supports their own team.

Sister Lulu's way of commenting on the game is impossible to see in China.

To put it simply, if you are on the CCAV, then you will be waiting for the 60E explosives pack, and if you are on the penguin, you will also have the blades sent by the fans.

Therefore, most of the domestic commentators have a fair attitude to watch the game to explain the game, except for Wei Ping * Bryant, most of the commentators can only darken a certain star in a vague way.

After all, it's all about this.

But Sister Lulu doesn't rely on this to eat, the key family has a combination of appearance and wisdom, what if the player complains? What if the referee warned?

She's still the soaring Lulu sister.

"But Grandpa Mao told us that fighting against the evil forces is the basic requirement of our socialist five good youth, and all evil forces are reactionaries."

The three referees had long faces, and they were as black as if they had eaten bitter melon.

"Okay, the geology department is attacking, you see, it's really uncreative, and the management department is actually pressing the whole field, isn't it just to let the geology department fall into the rhythm of singles? When is the time for retribution, and why bother? ”

"Okay, you see, I said it's not creative, the Department of Geology actually gave Zhang Yang a single? I'll go...... was prevented by Xiaohu's classmates and dared to come to singles, his courage is commendable! ”

Zhang Yang almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

Narrator: Can you shut up?

"Look, I can't move, and I don't want to think about who our Xiaohu classmate is? The whole of an animal. ”

Zhang Yang's heart was a little better.

"I didn't expect Zhang Yang, this guy to be in the league for a year, and he is not even as good as livestock."

Bang Dang!

Zhang Yang threw the ball to the outside line, stomped his feet angrily, and trembled all over.

"Look, I said that I want to play singles again, I knew that I was going to do this, so I might as well have singles earlier."

"Qin Liang takes the ball, that's right, he is Qin Liang, as soon as he hears this name, he knows that this guy must be a guy with a lot of history and social responsibility, why do you say that?"

The audience pricked up their ears to listen.

"Qin Hui's Qin, the Great Qin Dynasty has begun, and it is not too late to change from good to good! The Great Qin Dynasty began to change its ways and be a new person, well, it's very good, it's a little interesting. ”

Wowhaha......

For the Nth time, the audience was amused.

"Okay, classmate Congliang, no, classmate Qin Liang has broken through, eh...... It's miserable, he was actually taken out by Sun Ke on the breakthrough route, too, it will take 5,000 years to be good, and this breakthrough is estimated to take 5,000 years. ”

Qin Liang was shot again.

"Well, the management department has another livestock, yes, another livestock! What you see is that Xu Feng, a classmate, ran wild like an animal and got rid of it all at once...... I'll count, one, two, three...... Anyway, there are a lot of people," Sister Lulu said impatiently, "I said that the Department of Geology didn't watch the film collectively last night, and I couldn't even catch up with this livestock, you see Zhang Wei, this animal didn't watch the film, and he ran to the bottom line in a hurry, I shit, I actually brushed my hairstyle, it's really shameless, if a girl likes him, I'll give you a face...... Damn, Xu Feng didn't even get a layup in the open position, gave it to Zhang Wei, do you think Zhang Wei can go in? ”

"Can't!"

The audience cheered.

"Boom! What do you think? This dubbing is timely, isn't it? What you said is so right, even if Zhang Wei doesn't watch the film, as soon as the effect of the little blue pill passes, the original form will be revealed. ”

Zhang Wei wanted to die.

"My apprentice, Xu Feng, did you see it, picked up a rebound, and slashed two points angrily, why do you say that group of pigs in the geology department can't go back and forth? Otherwise, you can brush a rebound, even if you lose, the post-game data will look better! ”

Sister Lulu shook her head and sighed.

The geological department fell en masse.

"Okay, it's the geology department's turn to attack again, what's going on? How do you feel that a few animals in the Department of Geology are like watching a movie collectively and eating a small blue pill? Lethargy! Come on, let's add oil to the Department of Geology. ”

"Come on! Come on! ”

The audience shouted.

Sister Lulu was very satisfied, "In fact, if the cattle of the geology department think that they can't beat it, they should quickly change to substitutes, call it a day early, and explain that there are still eighty oceans, and now you can buy a skirt." ”

"What? Do you think eighty is too much? Really, do you know how much a pack of auntie towels cost? It's expensive, okay? ”

As soon as he said this, the audience suddenly made an uproar again.

"Okay, Sao Nian, let's watch the game, where did you just go? You really have to interrupt me, oh oh oh...... I think about it, the geology department attacked, attacked them, with your cheers, the geology department came to life, they are not fighting alone, they are five animals fighting! ”

Wowhaha......

The audience didn't stop laughing.

"Qin Liang is a good learner, knowing that a breakthrough is something that can only be learned in five thousand years, it is enough for Xu Xian to take five white snakes as his wife! Mmmm, classmate Congliang gave the ball to Hu Feng, well, this black and ugly guy can stay in the Department of Geology, in addition to liking to learn the defensive skills of other people's little fresh meat, he still does a good job in tandem with the team, at least stronger than Zhang Weiqiang who took the blue pill! ”

Zhang Wei lay down the gun.

Hu Feng felt that he had been invisibly violated by Zhang Wei.

"Hung to Ding Sheng? No way? Ding Sheng singled Zhou Hao's boss? Does he want to die? Sister Lulu was puzzled, "No, Ding Sheng is still alive and well, and he gave the ball to Jiang Bo." ”

"I'll just say, Ding Sheng Old Immortal, treacherously ruthless, he won't be so single-handed."

Ding Sheng wanted to cry.

"Well, yes, Jiang Bo hit the shot, this ball is okay, and it actually went in."

"Now it's the attack of the management department, I damn it, the attack is over!"

"What do you see? That's right! Sun Ke actually sneaked back obscenely when Jiang Bo made a move, Zhou Hao's boss is also insidious enough, the bottom line serve went directly to the front court's bottom line, Sun Ke This guy still has the capital, at least this three-point goal is enough ****. ”

"Okay, the geology department is attacking again, huh? Why did I say attacking again? By the way, did it take five seconds or four seconds for the goal to be completed? It's too fast, it's not a man at all, it's still a real man in the geology department, every ball lasts so long, every one can last up to 24 seconds! ”

Bang Dang!

The Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Geology were collectively planted.

Qin Liang, who held the ball, almost didn't dribble twice.

Hu Feng received the ball in the midfield.

"Wowhaha...... It's time for Zhang Yang's singles program again, that's right, how many times did Zhang Yang play singles today? If I'm not mistaken, in addition to bullying Zhang Wei at the beginning, there was also a strong rebound in the back, and then he was not scored by Xiao Hu, does he have the courage to face Xiao Hu now? ”

"But he's going to face Xiaohu? And what about his legendary girlfriend? ”

The scene can feel the dirty sound of the small train.

"Don't worry, classmate Zhang Yang, you can face Xiaohu well, I will take care of your girlfriend for you."

The little train started again.

"Huh...... It's not easy, Zhang Yang finally faced Xiao Hu head-on and slashed two points angrily, you see, Zhang Yang glared at Hu Xiaoxiao angrily, it seems that Hu Xiaoxiao was in a lot of pain when he was on top of him just now......"

Burst!

The livestock, which had just been drinking water, sprayed a group of people in the front seat.

The popcorn-eating livestock spat out the front wave of colorful people.

But everyone was laughing seriously and didn't care.

"I just found out now that Xiao Hu is actually bent, and he actually looked at Zhang Yang laughing, laughing, or wahaha...... Maybe do you want to do it again? Eh...... I can't make up for it! ”

The train filth screamed until dawn.

Wowhaha......

The audience laughed.

"Holy! The Department of Economics and Management is so shameless, here it is again, and it is stolen! Sun Ke, this guy is really shameless, he tasted the sweetness, are you an automatic extension machine in the geology department? Come if you want to, Jiang Bo will leave him behind with a stubborn fight, it's really cowardly, and he won't come to the front. ”

Sun Ke wanted to cry without tears.

Am I a three-point shooter, okay?

Isn't breakthrough my forte?

"Okay, Xu Feng, the rookie, has been killed, that's right, Hu Feng came over with a dead face, you see that he is so close, just like a little couple in the honeymoon period, if the game is over, the two will go to the small hotel outside the snack street to spend the night together."

The audience's stomachs hurt with laughter.

"Hey...... The poor old lady is fair-skinned and beautiful...... Hey? Xu Feng is in the air, that's right, in front of Hu Feng, who is more than 180 years old, both of them are floating in the air, Xu Feng pulls the rod with a low hand, Nima, this guy can still be defended in place, damn it, pass the ball in the back of the head! Give it to Lehi, this little guy has no sense of existence from beginning to end, the ball is in, and it's a three-pointer! ”

"Let me introduce Li Hai again, this poor child, he doesn't use chemical fertilizers when he hits his parents, he doesn't grow any tall, but it's pure natural and pollution-free, but it's a pity that he is in his early sixties, shorter than his mother, I really can't figure out what's wrong with the men in the management department, such a small person can play in the team!"

"The key geology department is not a man, even this kid throws one casually outside the three-point line, and he enters."

Burst!

The geology department felt like they were being stabbed collectively in an instant.

The ball just now showed a local one-on-one, Xu Feng came over to fight alone, and the geology department rushed to the horse, but Zhang Yang, the big center, was slow enough, Hu Xiaoxiao blocked the defender for Li Hai again, and he could adjust the shooting when the position was vacant, of course it was comfortable.

On the commentary stage, Sister Lulu can be described as spitting and spitting, full of filthy screams of the small train, listening to a group of animals like surrounding the bedroom, closing the curtains to watch wonderful movies, and the laughter in the stands is higher than the wave, and the wave is more than the wave.

When the whistle was over in the first half, Sister Lulu symbolically looked at the score, and then shouted with her teeth and claws.

"Damn, 52:38, how?" (To be continued.) )