"Mr. Lu Yuhang, welcome to the main god space. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Not so long ago, you have tragically lost your life. It's short, but your life is over."

In an all-white space, someone suddenly said this to me.

I don't know why the sudden situation happened.

There was a chair in the room, the kind of ornate royal chair that the medieval king sat in the hall, and the man who announced that my life was over was leaning sideways on the ornate chair with one hand on his jaw and a playful smile.

If God does exist, it must not mean the object in front of me.

Saying...... Could it be that the rich old thief really came to hell? Why was it a child who welcomed me?!

Wait a minute!! He seems to have just said 'Lord God Space', right?!

I have a very bad premonition!!

…… I can't help but think back to my memories from not long ago.

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…… I've been staying at home all the time, but today it's rare to go out.

In order to go to an inhuman express terminal to receive the first limited edition of a certain Hgame game,I'm really hard.。

Having said that, people in society who don't know the truth seem to call people like me cocoons, online game wasters, nits, or something.

Actually, I have a career.,After dropping out of school at home in the second year of secondary school,I taught myself Japanese.,I'm also a senior celebrity in a well-known Chinese group.。 You know,The so-called sinicization group is mostly spontaneously organized.,The vast majority of them have no profit at all.,Just because of that deep "love" for the work.,

Of course, perseverance, enthusiasm, and a lot of time are needed, and the Chinese teacher must be alive! Naturally, I entered the pit with the great goal of training myself through translation and serving the public...... No! Be a part of this great organization! Of course, you are also welcome to join this great group, even if you are inexperienced and can't PS Xiaobai, under the kind one-on-one guidance of our seniors, let you little mushrooms become chicory! Of course, if you are a chicory yourself, then it is naturally better, please add if you are interested......

Sorry, the mind is a little divergent&...... It's my bad thing. It's all dead, and it can't be changed.

So let's get down to business.

Smoothly received the game, under the eyes of some people who didn't know the truth became 'disgusted' after I calmly opened and inspected the goods......

Yes~! Speaking of which, yesterday was another sleepless night that aroused that love...... As a family member at night, I also got drunk when I had to go out to the main station to pick up the express in the middle of the day after an all-nighter......

As for some people......

I'll just hehe.

Joke! You despise me now. What a pretend! By the time we finish translating, it's not all about kneeling and licking seeds!

Who to show this so-called 'mask of living in the third dimension'~, you are an actor! …… Therefore, people like me who 'see through the red dust' and 'game the world' will become a cocooning family......

Reality this game is really enough for me!!

Originally, I was in such a good mood as always, and I was walking on the way home while 'chatting about that comfort', but at this time.

There was a girl who walked in front of me with her head down and playing with her phone.

I think I'm a student from the same school. Familiar, but nameless. It's not the same kind of class......

After she saw the signal light turn green, she didn't check it left and right, so she walked directly onto the zebra crossing and crossed the road. And beside her, a huge black shadow was approaching. It's a big truck ready to rush at high speed!

Before I could think about it in some confusion, I had already bumped into the girl first.

And then............

…… With a calm feeling that I felt incredible, I whispered to the god in front of me.

「…… May I ask one thing?"

In response to my question, the god sat up straight and nodded.

"Please."

「…… That girl...... I mean, the girl I bumped into is she still alive?"

That's the most important thing right now.

It was the first and last chance of my life to perform well.

If I put my life on the line, and I still can't save her, it will be too unwilling.

"Still alive! But for humans, the injury is quite serious, and the ankle bone is severely fractured."

"Great......

So I didn't die in vain. I finally did something good......

Seeing that I was relieved, the god Meng Tai thought about it with some trouble, and finally asked with some uncertainty:

"Okay? I think if you hadn't knocked her away, I'm sure she'd been unscathed."

「………… What?!"

What did he just say?

"That tractor was going to stop before it hit the girl. And of course, it's a tractor. In other words, you are probably dazzled and make superfluous moves...... Poof......

I rub the class~! It's like it, it's the first time we've met, what is this person like.

What to do? It's rude, but I really want to discipline him for his parents. For example, the "Aoyi Double Temple Electric Light Drill" to deal with bear children.

…… No, slowly. I seem to have heard something more important than initiating the mysteries!

「…… What did you just say? Tractor? Stop before you hit that girl!"

"Of course, even if she doesn't stop, she'll notice that 'bang bang' sound."

………… What?

"Didn't I die in vain? Crushed by a tractor ......"

"No, no, no! Death from 'shock,' to be precise."

Kami Moe interrupted me with a wave of his hand, revealing the inexplicable cause of my death......

"You mistakenly thought you had been run over by a truck and went into shock from being overly frightened. I've been doing this job for a long time, but you're the first to die so 'creative' and 'eye-catching'! That's right, the first ...... It's kind of scared to death, but—"

…………

"Let's put it this way, on the surface, after you played a prank, you almost got hit by a tractor and fainted, to be precise, you lost consciousness while being incontinent and were taken to a nearby hospital. When the doctor and nurse are speechless, "How is this guy going to ,—— (laughs)", you never wake up again, and then you go ...... with heart paralysis."

"Shut up——! I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear such a!"

I covered my ears and screamed, but the hateful fellow who claimed to be the Lord God still did not let me go, so he walked up to me who was smashing my ears, and with a malicious smile, he deliberately leaned into my ear and continued:

"Your family is now in the hospital, but even they can't help but squirt food because of your death before they are saddened...... What's happening in the real world is often more bizarre than fiction, and you—"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up! Now, that's not true, is it? How can there be such a ridiculous way to die, you are exaggerating!"

Looking down at me sitting on the ground with his head in his hands, the child covered his mouth and giggled a few more times. Then he said:

「…… Okay, okay, thank you, big brother, the pressure of this job has also been relieved a lot because of what happened to you, big brother, the so-called "buddy, are you unhappy?" Say it and make everyone happy."

"So let's get down to business, first meeting, Mr. Lu Yuhang. My name is 'Makoto'. Of course, just call me Ah Zhen. What about me...... It is the main god who is in charge of this main god space...... You may also know that our Lord God Space likes you as a timid and death-fearing existence, because it shows that you have great potential, so now, you have two choices."

…… This guy!

…… Forget it, getting angry is just delaying the progress of the topic, so it's better to be patient for a while. It's good that you weren't thrown directly into "Life Crisis", isn't it? Haven't I seen "Infinite Horror" with big letters?

"One is naturally going to be reincarnated and start a new life or something. And the other option is ...... Hey, you know."

Say you're fat, you're still panting. This is an option that no one is too lazy to decorate Taiping!?

Isn't the main god supposed to be a ball?! A ball?!! A ball?!!! I have to say important things three times~!! Grave eggs,

"Uh, that...... I seem to have heard the choice of reincarnation, so what does it mean to be reborn?"

"What is reincarnation...... Do you think you must be human in your next life? Reincarnation is not as good as you humans think, and I'm sorry if you disappoint, but that's the reality. And if you don't hurry up and reincarnate your fragile soul, you will return to the primordial sea...... That is, it is a complete gameover. The so-called life is a hero, and death is also a ghost...... That 'ghost' isn't that fickle or something......

If he's not lying to me, there's still a chance that he's going to turn into a baby and start a new life again......

…… No, as the Lord God, he will definitely be amway, right? It's a little kid, but it looks like he's pretty skilled......

So, or sure enough, at this time, this guy began to smile and continued:

"Uh-huh, you don't have any faith, do you? Naturally, there is no angel to take you to heaven, or the Buddha to extradite you to the Elysian World, and now, if you want to put aside all your memories and start over, because the memories are gone, it means that your existence as a person will also disappear, right?

So! I have good news for you."

I'll just hehe. Sure enough, Amway! Very Amway, indeed Amway! It's not Amway's ghost!! Hey~~, the baby's heart is bitter,

I saw Ah Zhen, who had entered the real topic, and he began to smile enthusiastically, and said to me who was helpless at this time:

"You...... You like games, don't you?"

Ah Zhen confidently began to explain what she called 'good news'. If he's talking about that 'game', then I really like it.

To put it simply, that's about it.

His infinite world is different from other infinite worlds, probably that kind of headhunting company.

It is said that in such a world that is different from here, that is, a different world, there is a demon king.

Then, under the attack of the Demon King Army, that world fell into a crisis.

In that world there is magic, and there are monsters.

If anything, there is a fantasy world like the well-known game "Dragon Quest" or "The Most Fantasy". And I was the savior who was chosen to go to that world.

"To be clear, if this continues, those worlds will perish. So I'll send you people there. That's the basic process."

"Ah, and then?"

I asked calmly.

"What's then'! In other words, those of you who died at a young age and are still full of attachment to life, let you keep your original body and memories and send them directly. What else do you have to be dissatisfied with!?

Also, we'll give you a perk that allows you to bring something into that world. It can be a powerful special ability, or an extraordinary talent or something, someone has chosen an artifact-level super weapon before...... As soon as it came up, it was as invincible as an open hanging! How is it?

Although it is in another world, you can live again. For people in another world, there can be one more person who can immediately become a combat force.

How? That's good news, right?"

I see, it does sound not bad. To be exact, it makes me quite excited. No matter how you say it, it's not the kind of iron-blooded setting where the white body directly throws "Life Crisis". It's all about crossing over as the main character, with a golden finger. J8 don't do it, a life without shame is beckoning to you~ Lu Yuhang! You'll be the protagonist from now on!!

Sincerely, I'm so excited right now......

I knew I loved video games, but I didn't expect to be able to go to a world that was like my favorite video game. This is simply a lifetime virtual game warehouse immediately in front of you, is there any!!

Although this is completely "Sword 0 God Domain...... At this time, I was seduced by the powerful magic of Amway, which is not ashamed and so on, and completely ignored the fact that I could die at any time......

So—

"Well, I want to ask a question, what about the language of that world? Is there a way for me to speak Esperanto?"

I personally feel that I am the more excited and calmer I am, so I am ready to ask more practical questions.

"It's not a problem at all. With our kind support, when you travel to another world, it will directly affect your brain, allowing you to learn the language of that world in an instant. Of course, even the text can be written directly, and it will be recognized!

Okay, then it's time to choose super abilities or equipment. This menu is for you ......."

「thankyou！ Aren't you the main god, don't you have that kind of 'floating menu' that is very mysterious? Is there any ability that is recommended. Damn~, what the hell is this! There won't be a copyright problem if you read it, right?!"

While taking the 'physical menu' and complaining, the previous tension is gone, and the other party is obviously the main god of the so-called 'Invincible Emperor Attack', but my attitude is already like treating juniors.

"Actually, you can choose whatever you want. I can grant you the same, and the only one, power that will not be lost to anyone. For example, this.,It's definitely a very powerful special ability.,Let's not talk about the name.,...... that will infringe.。 Or, in other words, you can choose a legendary weapon. Whatever it is, anyway. You have the right to take one thing, the only thing, to another world."

After listening to Ah Zhen's slightly anxious words, I began to study in detail more calmly. Not that I'm boasting. We are still very experienced in dealing with Amway. Because even Amway has something nice and practical.

I'll see...... What is written on it, "Strange Power", "Super Magic", "Holy Sword 〇 Wallon", "Demon 〇 Village Rain...... and a variety of other names that are absolutely infringing. Here, because the '〇' is used too much, they are all starting to be used incorrectly, so I won't introduce them one by one.

And it's nerve-wracking to choose the abilities or equipment you want to bring with you, and there are a lot of powerful abilities that make me hesitate......

It should be said that based on the player's intuition, I think these are all foul-level abilities and equipment.

What a trouble, what a trouble...... It's really annoying. Since I'm going to another world of swords and sorcery, I really want to use magic. In this case, it is still time to choose an ability that is premised on the use of magic......

However, as a pure-bred descendant of Yan and Huang, the 'immortal strokes my top, knots my hair and receives immortality' and the three questions of the national idol Sun Wukong's classmates, 'Can I have immortality', all tell me that this is a big opportunity.

But in fact, as Allah said, looking at the detailed description of each skill, in fact, if used properly, there is the possibility of immortality in the end. For example, the super magic I like now can be transformed into a lich when I die.

Or this holy sword 〇 Wallon, in the end, you can play the unity of people and cheap. Become a slut...... No! …… Anyway, all abilities are really the same. It's just that they are all flawed...... For example, the lich doesn't even have a body, and H's thing is ......

"Ah—you'd better hurry up—it's the same anyway. I'm not looking forward to the guy who is both a cocoon dweller and a video game house, can you please choose any one and set off quickly. You can choose anything, hurry up and choose—hurry up—hurry up—"

"I—I'm not an otaku......! And I died when I went out, so I'm not a cocoon......dweller!" I replied in a trembling voice.

…… This guy is obviously the first time they met, but he unceremoniously laughed at the cause of death of others, but he was so arrogant because he looked cute. I look down on people so much!! If you were the main god in "Infinite Horror", I would probably ...... I'm still afraid of you! You are so 'human', I feel sorry for you if I don't spit out your slots!!

At this time—

"It doesn't matter if it's okay, just choose it quickly - there are still a lot of dead people waiting for me in the back! Please, you're a little efficient, okay?"

As he spoke, Ah Zhen sat down in his chair and didn't look at me, so he started chewing potato chips from somewhere...... he got them out of nowhere!

His attitude is completely tired of being a bear child, and then he is troublesome and wants to be perfunctory~ Youmu You! Even a well-known good-tempered person like me is starting to get angry~ Youmu You!

Hehe......

You want me to decide quickly, right~?!

Then I'll make a decision~~.

You have to choose the 'East and West' that you can take to another world, right?

「………… That—

It's up to you."

I pointed at Ah Zhen and smiled wickedly at the moon of one night. I don't care if this belongs to child trafficking or something!!

At this time, Ah Zhen glanced at me casually, still chewing the potato chips that he hadn't fully swallowed. And then:

"Oh. Selected. Then, don't leave this central ............."

Speaking of this, Ah Zhen's movements suddenly stopped.

「…… What did you just say?!"

And at this very time.

"I see. Then, Xiao Zhen, your mother will take over your work from now on."

With a burst of white light, a black-haired woman with beast ears who couldn't count the number of tails suddenly appeared from nowhere.

…… All in all, this is a beautiful multi-tailed beast-eared girl. Coat color: pure black

「…… Huh?"

Beside Ah Zhen's feet, who screamed in a daze, and under my feet, there were spirals of blue light.

Oh, what is it?

Are you really going to go to another world like this?

"Wait, huh, what's going on?

Huh, huh, that's not true, is it? No, no, no, wait a minute, that, that's weird! Isn't it a foul to take the main god to another world or something?! Invalid, right? This shouldn't be an option, right?! Wait a minute! Mom, wait a minute!"

Ah Zhen was teary-eyed and panicked. In the face of such a Zhen.

"Have a good trip, I'm getting more and more unlovely son~. How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to mention the relevant age of women, do you understand?! …… Okay, I'll take care of the rest. When I successfully defeat the Demon King, I may send someone to welcome you back. So before that moment comes, I will take back the work of the Lord God."

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Beautiful and gentle mother, you also know my level, right, it's impossible for me to crusade against the demon king or something~!"

The multi-tailed beast-eared wife who suddenly appeared smiled softly at me, ignoring the crying and grabbing her Ah Zhen.

"Mr. Lu Yuhang. I will ask you to take care of me in the future, and you don't have to give me face. Because no matter what, you have a noble soul with a spirit of sacrifice, and in the next world, whether you can successfully defeat the demon king or not, when the moment of victory comes, you will receive a gift from me."

「…… Gifts?"

I repeated her words and asked rhetorically.

And the multi-tailed beast-eared wife continued to smile softly at me:

"That's right, it's a gift worthy of saving the world...... You can fulfill a wish, whatever it is. But pay attention to a little measure, don't make any promises, I want one wish to become three wishes, or the kind that wants this goddess to be with you...... Of course, I already have a little truth, and if you don't mind, we ............ too."

"Oh!

In other words, if I'm bored with that so-called other world, can I also make a wish to return to Earth?

For example, if you're tired of life in another world, you return to Earth, become a Monopoly, and then live a decadent life of playing games all day surrounded by beautiful girls! It's okay to have a wish that's not too much, right?"

"That's right, not too much."

「Yen～！！！」

…… I was so stupid at the time, I didn't grasp the real point, whether it was to defeat the demon king or something, this beast-eared multi-tailed lady obviously just asked me to take care of Xiao Zhen until the demon king was KO, and gave me a desire to save the world. Of course, I didn't react at the time because I got the point of the language wrong......

"Wait a minute! That kind of handsome announcement should be my job~!"

was robbed of his job by a multi-tailed beast-eared wife who suddenly appeared, and was entrusted to an inexplicable person, Ah Zhen cried even more. Anyway, why do I say I'm an inexplicable person?!

However, just to be able to see Ah Zhen like this, I am already satisfied.

In this way, I pointed to Ah Zhen and said:

"How?! How do you feel about having to walk with someone you've always looked down on!? Make you look down on me!!

Hey, you've been designated as the "thing" I'm going to bring, since you're a god, make good use of your divine powers, and make my adventure as easy as possible! Hahahaha~~" My heartfelt joy flowed out with my wild laughter, saying that it didn't look good in front of other people's mothers (is it?). ）。 But at this time, I am possessed by the moon. I feel invincible!!

Scumbags, what are your plug-ins!!

It's like Aladdin's magic lamp gives you three wishes, but is this the same concept as getting an Aladdin's magic lamp completely?! Father, Mom, thank you for giving me such a clever brain, and your son is asking to save another world! Hahahaha~~

"Don't——! I don't want to go to another world with this cocooned Günit——! Mother-sama, I was wrong, don't let me be with this BT pervert! His favorite job is to be happy while translating those hardcore Hgames. I'll be defiled! It's going to be defiled!!"

Can it be said that he is worthy of the main god! I know this kind of thing that makes me ashamed, and I still say it so bluntly in front of a multi-tailed beast-eared wife, can I beat you??

"Oh, Xiao Zhen, you're a boy too, aren't you? It's okay, just defile it back. Mommy supports you! All right, let's go!" The multi-tailed beast-eared wife looked at me with a healing eye and said something that made me unable to react for the time being. Finally waved goodbye to us......

"Whoaa——!a I'm definitely not your old witch's own——! Wait a minute! I'm wrong, my mother, don't take my incarnation away, ahhhh

With the firstborn tic-tac-toe of a certain multi-tailed beast-eared wife, and after taking away something unknown for a certain dead bear child, we were shrouded in a bright light, and I laughed wildly and Ah Zhen who cried out this disappeared ...... this white main god space!

By the way, although it is more convenient for a beast-eared wife, the multi-tailed is the first impression, so it must be a multi-tailed beast-eared wife! That's what I insist on.

Later, I thought countless times that I had hidden how much of my physique would choose to take Ah Zhen to the other world as a way of revenge to ask for trouble......