Chapter 364: Take the initiative to go to prison
Coming to Chengdu City in the teleportation array, Wang Xiaoming's first thought was to continue to hide his [Hua Ruo Lizhi] identity, Hua Ruo Lizhi should be in prison, so he still had to go back to the prison first. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
If you want to go to jail, you will commit a crime first. Wang Xiaoming found a store opened by a player this time. The main business of the store is to sell tea, mainly oolong tea, but as soon as Wang Xiaoming entered the store, he asked the beautiful shopkeeper confused, "Shopkeeper, I want ten catties of fine meat, cut into a squirrel, don't see a little fat on it." ”
"Huh?"
"If you want ten catties of fat, don't see some fine ones on it, and cut them into cheeks."
This time, the beautiful shopkeeper understood, co-authored the lines in "Lu Ti's Fist Punch Town Guanxi", the old lady was born beautiful and moving, where is it like the town of Guanxi that sells pork, she raised her eyebrows, and coldly warned: "Guest officer, don't blame me for not reminding you, this store is networked with the Yamen of the Three Law Divisions, if you want to taste the iron fist of the people's democratic dictatorship, although it is good to make trouble here......"
"Chick, she doesn't look good, and her temper is not small......"
The beautiful shopkeeper was so angry that she couldn't speak, her lips trembled, and she said several words "roll".
Wang Xiaoming chose the cheapest "carry-on" tea slices, pinched and smashed them, and then walked out of the store with his head held high. When he stepped out of the store with one foot, the messenger in the yamen appeared at the right time, "Bold player, dare to wantonly destroy other people's property, and follow me to the yamen, and hand it over to the judge!" ”
The chain was tied to his neck, and Wang Xiaoming was arrested again.
The scene switched, Wang Xiaoming quickly put himself in the lobby, only to hear the general judge sitting in the hall slap the shocked wood, and the halberd pointed and said: "Bold criminal, have you ever thought that it will fall into the hands of this official again!" ”
"Ah, isn't it......" Wang Xiaoming was shocked and said, "Doesn't your adult recognize me?" ”
"If the flower leaves the branch, I will recognize you even if you turn to ashes."
Well, in a main city, there are not a hundred or dozens of general judgments to decide cases, but Wang Xiaoming committed two crimes but fell into the hands of the same general judge, it can only be said that God has no eyes, of course, this is in the eyes of this general judge, that is, God has eyes, quite eyes.
"My lord, my current identity is not like a flower......
"Don't think I don't know your true identity, even if it's just one of your many disguised identities......" Lord Tong suddenly covered his mouth and looked at the errand officers carefully, fortunately, these little minions are real data-based NPCs, so you don't have to worry about revealing player secrets and affecting the fairness of the game.
Wang Xiaoming found his jealousy from the clues of the general judge, and he said loudly: "Sample, count you as acquaintances, otherwise, let's complain and see you in the area!" ”
"You're very dragged, hmph, when you cry......" Lord Tong Ju smiled coldly, and then began to watch the video, however, after watching it, Lord Tong Ju lost his temper on the spot, and he roared like thunder: "Bold Xiao Ming, have you used my Chengdu Prison as a guest house and nursing home?" ”
In the video, Wang Xiaoming's crushed "carry-on bag" tea piece pricing sign shows five taels of silver, which is not the value of five taels of silver in ancient times, according to the conversion ratio of the game and real money, one gold coin is one thousand taels of silver can be exchanged for one hundred yuan of real currency, and five taels of silver is five cents, as a general judgment for judging the case, it is the first time he has encountered a case with a case value as low to this extent, whether it is to put the player in prison, or to compensate and fine, the corresponding punishment is so light that it is simply outrageous.
"Lord Tongju, my current ID number is not Xiao Ming, you have broken the rules of the game more than once, don't you believe that I will really complain about you?"
"You, you, you...... Someone, put him in prison. ”
The general judge brushed his sleeves away, and Wang Xiaoming checked the conclusion of the trial against him, and after being detained for five minutes, he couldn't help laughing, and shouted at the back of the general judge: "Thank you for your mercy......
"Hmph, you can bless you not to fall into the hands of this official next time."
"Chok? That's what adults said last time......"
Wang Xiaoming went to prison with a smile, and as for whether the operator staff who played the role of the general judge was angry or not, it was none of his business.
Five minutes passed in a flash, and before he was released from prison, Wang Xiaoming reset the golden name cloak to [Flower Ruoli Branch], and as a result, as soon as he logged in to this account, the unique video request buzzer of friends of the opposite sex began to ring non-stop.
Walking out of the iron gate of the prison, fortunately he didn't find the domineering person waiting for him, which made him breathe a sigh of relief, and then turned on the video communication.
"Flowey, are you alright? Really, I'm going to scare me to death after calling you for so long and not getting a response......"
In the video, Wei Jun's anxious face appeared in front of Wang Xiaoming's eyes, seeing her so true, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help nodding secretly, even if she still had a little conscience, it was not in vain that he let her go outside Guangyuan City.
"I'm fine, but I was pestered by Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, and I had to make a plan to hide in prison for a while...... Haven't you heard of this incident in the main city? ”
Of course, Jun drunk heard about it, and there is a video on the forum as proof, however, players who have watched the video have said that when they are blocked in the tavern and can't get out, they can still use this method, as for Her Royal Highness the eldest princess who has taken a fancy to gossip such as Hua Ruo Lizhi, there are not many people who care. It stands to reason that Xiao Ming is Hua Ruo Lizhi, he is locked up in Chengdu Prison, and he should not be able to get out, right, Xiao Ming and Hua Ruo Lizhi are just extremely similar to each other?
However, if you think about it from another angle, the appearance of Hua Ruo Lizhi is too coincidental, it doesn't appear early or late, but it only begins to show up after Xiao Ming's level reaches level 30, this is not enough, today's Xiao Ming appeared outside Guangyuan City, Hua Ruo Lizhi was just taken into prison, so that Wei Jun drunk and lost contact with him, this kind of repeated directional coincidence, I am afraid it can no longer be explained by coincidence.
In view of this, Wei Jundrunk still decided to ask Hua Ruo to leave the branch and test him well, so Wei Jundrunk said: "Huahua, do you remember the Goddess Peak outside Wushan City? I just heard today that if a couple sits on the same stone on the Goddess Peak, they will be together for a long time and will never be separated......"
"Oh......"
Waiting for Jun to be drunk, Hua Ruo Lizhi took the initiative to invite her to go to the Goddess Peak to sit together, but she didn't expect that after waiting for a long time, she waited for an "oh", she couldn't help but be a little unhappy, and asked: "Huahua, don't you want to say something to me?" ”
"It's all boring people who want to come out and deceive little girls, your mind is so mature, you shouldn't believe this, right?"
"No, people are gullible about this, you want to accompany me to ......" was a rare coquettish for Jun to get drunk, and he had to be willing to let Wang Xiaoming accompany her.