“…… Wait, wait, let me sort it out, cough ......" Lei Huo coughed up a mouthful of blood, and then wiped his sweat with the paper on his forehead, "You two, well, Brother Dark Forest, we are relatively familiar, as for this, Brother Turtle - are you still reluctant to reveal your real name?" I always feel like I'm scolding you...... Okay, I've met Brother Turtle a few times, but I had no idea that the two of you would be close enough to team up for a competition. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"According to what you say, are you and Sister Crimson so close that they form a team to participate in the competition! Rogue! ”

The turtle grabbed Xiao Hei, who was about to be rough with Lei Huo-in fact, this is completely unnecessary, because Lei Huo is an NPC, and in the field of the qualifiers, he will never be hurt by Xiao Hei's direct attack as a player, and the silent turtle does not understand this, and the thunder fire also knows that the silent turtle will definitely not forget such a basic setting.

"So, didn't I say it all! I'm teamed up with the second-in-command! Lei Huo decisively gave the most correct answer, "The second-in-command is afraid of the leader's retaliation, even if he already has a girlfriend, he doesn't dare to participate with her!" So let my sister-in-law team up with the leader, and pull me to team up with him! Didn't I say it all over again! Let's say in good conscience, Brother Dark, you see, if I and the leader were close enough to team up to participate in the competition, would I still be alone to talk to you now, and I would have a hot conversation with my sister-in-law there? ”

The Dark Forest looked up, and indeed, Wu Ansu and Crimson Sea were holding hands, whispering in each other's ears, and it seemed that they were very close. Of course, the fact is that Wu Ansu, as a well-behaved person, after getting the hint of Lei Huo, pulled the Crimson Sea aside semi-forcibly to prevent her from hearing Lei Huo's nonsense and coming out to make a fool......

"It's possible to participate in a match together if you don't have a close relationship, after all, not every player has a good relationship with NPCs. Like me, I was temporarily pulled by this Dark Forest to form a team, and we had only met a few times before. The turtle also opened his mouth and said nothing, "That kind of thing doesn't matter." The crux of the question is - didn't Lin Qing team up with Pale Flame? ”

"Huh?" Xiao Hei has been struggling with the problem that the Crimson Sea may have been poisoned by thunder and fire - although this setting has not been mentioned for a long time, the reason why Xiao Hei has the name of the same series as Xiao Cang and his sister is not because he recognizes Xiao Cang as the boss, but because he covets Xiao Cang's sister...... "That's it! How could Boss Yan not team up with Boss Yan? ”

"I want to know! The two of them mingle all day long! I thought it was a beautiful book! Although he complained so in his heart, of course Lei Huo couldn't really say it.

"Ahem-" Lei Huo vomited another mouthful of blood, delayed for a long time, sorted out the currently known conditions in his mind, and then casually made up a conclusion that did not obviously contradict these conditions, "Because the leader has a new love." ”

“…… What? Xiao Hei opened his mouth wide, feeling that his three views had been refreshed.

"Uh- you wait first. Let me confirm, the 'leader' you are talking about - is Lin Qing right? The turtle was still relatively calm, raised his eyebrows, and asked Lei Huo in a deep voice.

"yes." Lei Huo nodded without hesitation, looking very natural on the surface - in fact, this is not the case at all in his heart, "Where is my brain!" Just said that I 'originally thought', but now I'll sit down for the two of them, I'll it! Such obvious nonsense, will these two really believe me! ”

"I didn't expect ......" Xiao Hei swallowed his saliva, his hand lightly and subconsciously blocked behind his buttocks, and then wiped a cold sweat, "I actually ...... Mixed together for so long...... Good ......"

"Hey! How dare you believe it! Lei Huo was shocked in his heart and turned his face to look at the turtle.

"Hmm-" the silent turtle groaned for a long time, stroking his stubble-covered chin, "I see. Indeed, that makes sense. No wonder it was like this......

"Hey!" Lei Huo shouted in his heart again, and then, he himself was stunned for a moment, "Wait...... My direct contact with the leader is actually not very long, in contrast, although the camp of this dark forest is unknown now, but in the first place, the leader was also regarded as a trustworthy player, and the time spent with the leader and the second-in-command is much longer than mine; And this silent turtle seems to be an old friend of the leader--isn't it...... I accidentally told the truth?! it! ”

The three of them thought quickly, and they all came to the same conclusion, subconsciously hugged themselves, took a step back, looked at each other, confirmed each other's thoughts, and then nodded almost at the same time, shivering involuntarily......

"Ahem......" Lei Huo pretended to cough up a mouthful of blood, but his hand shook and a cloud of red ink spilled from his cuffs, "What then, you probably understand, right?" The leader pretends to be the protagonist, do you know what the protagonist is? It's the kind of girl who opens his harem and sows seeds everywhere, but never allows even a cup of tea with himself - I mean, the kind of person who has even the slightest connection with anyone else at any target within the scope of the protagonist's defense. ”

"Well......" the turtle muttered for a while, "I understand that...... But, according to you, what exactly does Pale Flame think? I mean, didn't you say that the one over there was his girlfriend? ”

“…… Ah, something really went wrong......" His lie was exposed, and Lei Huo felt a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, without waiting for Lei Huo to admit that he was, Xiao Hei helped him think of an explanation: "Boss Yan was coerced!" Boss Yan is the pet of the boss, what the boss wants to do, Boss Yan can't refute it! ”

“…… it! Lei Huo suddenly felt five thunders hit the top, "What kind of trouble is this going on, leader!" Do you also play with humanoid livestock? This taste is too heavy! I originally watched the second-in-command take care of the leader every day, and I thought it was at most a sister's shaking setting! ”

"Uh...... a cold sweat broke out on the turtle's head, "does that pet still mean that...... No, wait a minute, let's calm down. As far as I know, Lin Qing always claims to be Lolita, and he is also tail-tracking a Lori player and a series of perverted behaviors - is the taste so mixed? I feel like the gap is too big. ”

"No......" Lei Huo didn't have the heart to continue lying at this time, he was really serious about discussing Lin Qing and Xiao Cang's orientation with Xiao Hei and the turtle, "I used to listen to a lecture when I was in school, and the lecturer said that except for a small number of acquired ones, the innate part of homosexuality is mainly determined by genetics. ”

“…… Genetic ...... "The tortoise is very keen to see the problem here.

"That's right." Lei Huo swallowed, "The lecturer said that homosexuals tend to engage in seemingly normal correspondence and end up building a family to cover up their homosexual identity. Like the leader, a second-class patient who is poisoned by novels and anime, and it is very normal to use lolicon to hide his identity, right? ”

“…… It's also said that if it's really Lolicon, I'm not ready to be shot, but instead shouting something, 'I'm going to be a great magician!' 'Nonsense...... It's so unusual......"

“……”“……”“……”…………

", why do I suddenly feel a chill on my body......" Lin Qing walked on the road and suddenly shivered.

"Me too—and I don't know why I don't want to approach you." Xiao Cang said, distancing himself from Lin Qing.

Lin Qing raised his left hand and wiped the cold sweat: "Yes...... It always feels like if I get too close to you, and I'm going to lose something very important...... Well, let's not talk about this mess. Where did we just go? ”

Xiao Cang still kept his distance from Lin Qing: "Let me think about it-did you say something very strange before I started!" 'It's up to you', '100,000 volts' or something, I always feel like I'm being treated like something weird! ”

"No, no, no, it's not weird at all, and it's very cute, cute, super popular, that pickup - ahem, I compared you to the character you liked." Lin Qing rolled his eyes and changed the topic, "Anyway, we've talked about this topic a long time ago, hey!" ”

“…… When I asked just now, what kind of elf did you say, and what kind of pickup is it now......" Xiao Cang squinted and stared at Lin Qing for a long time, then shook his head, "Forget it, I don't care about this with you...... Well, if it's been said on this topic, it's - why do you carry a golden scale with this kind of movement! ”

"Did you ask about this too?" Lin Qing turned his head to look at the gothic loli on his right shoulder, then flipped the black umbrella he was holding in his left hand, and finally looked at Xiao Cang with a puzzled face, "I still answer the same way, is there anything wrong with this?" ”

“…… No, are you serious? Xiao Cang raised his eyebrows, not knowing what expression to make, "I heard you say that just now, and I thought you just didn't want to tell me that you were pretending to be stupid...... Is this something at stake? ”

"Isn't it a big deal - seriously, what's wrong with that?" Lin Qing tilted his head, the doubt on his face was very sincere, "Well, I haven't had this feeling of not being able to understand your thinking for a long time." Let's explain. The little gold clothes are very thick and intricately patterned, and they rarely exercise, so you may not be able to see them. Actually, Little Gold should be very thin, and his body is very light, and I feel quite easy to carry it like this-"

"It's not a matter of whether it's easy or not, damn it!" Xiao Cang felt that one of them and Lin Qing must be crazy, "Generally speaking, at this time, either the princess hugs to reflect the harmonious relationship, or the back is on the back to experience the softness of the chest - of course, the people used in this plot on Lori are idiots who are perverted to the extreme." But, no matter what, what is resistance on the shoulder! You're like a thief somewhere who just found a lady in the village! ”

"Oh, that's what it means." Lin Qing nodded as if he suddenly realized, "I didn't expect Xiao Cang that you can now see the painting style problem and complain, you have indeed been growing, I am very pleased." But - are you an idiot? ”

“…… Ha? Xiao Cang was quite shocked and incomprehensible at Lin Qing's sudden backspray.

Lin Qing pursed his lips: "What kind of painting style are you talking about?" That's the scene between the male and female protagonists - sorry, it should be the scene when there is an ambiguity between the male protagonist and the female protagonist! Don't you look at what we are now? ”

"No, aren't you the one who proclaims to be the protagonist all day long?" Xiao Cang didn't quite understand what Lin Qing was saying.

“…… What are we doing? We're pretending to be comrades, Comrade Pale Flame! Lin Qing rolled his eyes and shook his head as if disappointed, "If you say that we are in the 'true love' camp, wouldn't you be jealous if I held a very cute Lori?" I look so stupid that I can't even see this, do I deliberately do such a thing that affects the harmony of the team! ”

"Pretend to be your sister's comrade, I'm damn!" Xiao Cangda was shocked, "Why am I jealous, damn it!" If we were really gay, I'd be jealous of a woman - no, off track. It should be, whoever told you about the 'true love' camp is really 'true love', I'll go! Most of the 'true love' camp are straight men, okay! ”

Lin Qing glanced at Xiao Cang with contempt: "No, you use your brain carefully, when you filled in the registration form, just like the GM said, it was indeed written that please fill in the name of 'couple', right?" Are those in the 'true love' camp really completely unaware of this? The uproar you saw earlier - you can't tell the difference between players and NPCs, right? In other words, you can't tell the difference between the informed and the uninformed, can you? At the very least, unrequited love accounts for the majority. ”

"......" Xiao Cang tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Uh, why do I feel like I feel like it makes sense......"

Lin Qing raised his head proudly and grinned, "Of course, what I say always makes sense." So, the problem you mentioned earlier is not a problem at all, understand? The vast majority of the 'true love' camp are! ”

“…… Hmm...... "Xiao Cang felt that there seemed to be a problem there, but he couldn't say it.

Talking about it every day, Lin Qing and Xiao Cang had unconsciously walked out of the strange woods, and then-

"I rely on Boss Yan, Boss, Boss, you really love each other!"

"What?"

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