Chapter 040: This Handsome Guy Looks Like Me, But ......
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Anyway, it may be more appropriate to say that it is a biochemical laboratory, soaking people in transparent jars and containers. Actually, it should be said that it is a rather magical hollow crystal pillar, and I don't know if it is formalin or something. In short, the interstellar navigation civilization has been achieved, and I don't understand the funeral method, similar to Lenin and Lao Zu...... It is said that the dead are not ashamed, and they do not wear anything. The crystal pillar is transparent...... Fortunately, there are some bubbles, which can be used to block important parts with pictures......
…… In short, this guy soaked in the suspected formalin solution should be the legendary God Emperor.
Let's not complain about it first, why the body of the God Emperor is in the God Emperor Hall of the Demon King City of Demon King Satan. I don't know, I mean, I don't even know why I know that person is the God-Emperor. Generally speaking, the so-called God-Emperor Hall is more like the collection room of the boss Lucar in KOF, where Lucar will defeat his favorite martial artist and make a bronze statue of the corpse in the collection room. And Satan, the demon king of this world, has a similar preference, he will put the corpses of powerful adventurers into transparent jars and keep them in the so-called God-Emperor Hall. Of course, not all adventurers have this 'honor', think about the failure of the crusade, and if you are favored by the demon king, you will be soaked in a jar suspected of being filled with formalin~! Of course, whole fruit ...... Anyway, the Demon King himself seems to be a member of the Druid Celestial Society......
…… What I mean is very simple, that is, when you see these jars, you will preconceive that these people are adventurers who have been beaten by the demon king or something. You would never have thought of what kind of God Emperor that corpse was, would you...... And the point is also wrong, everyone is nervously watching the brave man's crusade against the demon king, of course, I am not the only one who is paying attention to the transparent jars around me. For example-
"Damn~ If the crusade against the Demon King fails, it will be put into that transparent jar~~~"
Well, the good boy should not listen to it after that...... I don't know when Mr. Pete came to us enviously. That's right, he is definitely envious! I didn't use the wrong word, sincerely. By the way, at this point, our team has all come together......
I just want to complain, do you say that you don't know how to collect the corpses of these heroes after you fight the boss? Maybe it can be resurrected by war, and it is said that there are people on earth who also make bowls of the skulls of former emperors to inspire future generations or something. Anyway, it doesn't look like these are new collections from the Demon King. Here's a digression.,Don't say I'm dirty.,You said that this demon king Satan doesn't wear anything when he appears to participate in the celestial camp.,A scarf is more like holding the pipa and half-covering the face.,It always makes me feel like he's staying in the so-called God Emperor Hall and watching the fruit corpse take the opportunity to masturbate or something.,In short, the chrysanthemum is tight.。
Fruit corpses of various races,
Both men and women.
There's something for everyone......
"Anyway...... Yuhang, I don't know if you haven't noticed? The person in that jar looks like you, is it the elder of your family?? Could it be that Yuhang, you are from a family of heroes??"
As the master of my Hawkeye skills, Chiss also subconsciously looked at those jars because of Pete's broken thoughts. Then I asked, looking at the top jar. In his opinion, the arrangement of the jars may be equated with strength...... I don't know if that's the case with the others, but—
Come on! My parents have stayed on Earth for a long time, and even if they die, they will be cremated. It's a big deal to pack a box and a half, so that no elders are packed into transparent jars in this world~!
…… I wanted to complain, but I just couldn't take my eyes off for some reason. There's no denying that this handsome guy looks like me, but I'm not a guy, and I don't have any narcissistic tendencies. Or -
I seem to have fallen into the Monkey King's immobilization method. And then—
A flash of light, it's similar to the kind of life Gundam Rimu met the masked man, in short, because this idea came out of my head, my whole person felt bad, and then I didn't have time to refine my thoughts in a hurry~.
"What?!"
The light curtain flickered suddenly, and the demon king in it also suddenly paused.
"Chance! EX curry stick~!!"
"Ahh
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…… Inside, I don't know if the indestructible lake light or the holy sword Arondette can really make curry sticks, or if Erwin likes to shout like this, in short, the battle is under the stunned eyes of the demon king, and even the villain's unique line of 'I'll be back' was turned into light before he had time to say it. I can say...... Isn't it worthy of being the master of the moment......
"Mission accomplished, let's withdraw!!"
As a reincarnation with a mission, it is natural to know whether the mission has been completed or not if there is a hint from the main god. There is no need to check the corpse of the Demon King at all, the Demon King City is the enemy's base camp after all, and it is normal for you to retreat with one blow as an 'assassin'! It turns out that this is the truth of not collecting corpses......
It was a little too crisp and didn't feel like a century war at all, but for a moment everyone at the banquet around me cheered. The festive atmosphere is still very high......
But the matter was far from over, and I saw that the entire room in the light screen suddenly glowed with blue sky, and many light particles floated. And the door that had been open all the time suddenly closed with a bang!
"Don't panic, prepare to break the magic of the enchantment, and we will use the group teleportation scroll."
Ten years of adventurers are not in vain, as the so-called danger is not chaotic, Erwin simply asked his companions to form a circle, back to back to each other. Protect the mage who is chanting the spell at this time~, and then-
Gollum~~Gollum~~~
Those who have played "Life 〇 Crisis" must be familiar with it.,Anyway, it's not like triggering some hidden boss.,I'll screw my head off and kick you as a ball.。 Although I want to complain more than once, why do the protagonists of Biochemistry stand stupidly here to watch the boss appear, such as Biochemical 6, Li Sanguang and Sister Hai stared at the monitor for 21 seconds and held Help! The NPCs of the cards are lost and pounced on and bitten to death, which can also be delayed when they are unfamiliar with the map, do not know the specific location on the screen and are delayed in finding the location of the helper. But when the market first encountered the reborn person crawling out of the pig's head, he was stupid for eighteen seconds. But it doesn't seem to be the time to talk about this at this time, because the jar containing the so-called God Emperor's fruit corpse has been broken, and it is the curry stick that Erwin used to destroy the Demon King before. It's a coincidence that it's a sci-fi kind, and I saw that the water level in the broken jar began to drop slowly......
Then an angry voice echoed throughout the Divine Emperor Hall!!
"Bastard! How dare you blaspheme the divine body of the God Emperor! Ten thousand deaths~~"
Saying...... The jar is so brittle, why do you let people fight you here?
Although I really wanted to complain like this, but at this time, in the center of the Divine Emperor Hall, countless blue sky particles formed a head with an angry face, the evil single horn, and then the body. Just when Erwin wrote with a frightened expression that the demon king Satan was resurrected at a very terrifying speed.
From Erwin's grim expression, we can see that he has definitely received a prompt from the Lord God to complete the task. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said that the mission was completed and retreated before, and it couldn't have been this expression!
Anyway, everyone knows that the demon king can be resurrected, but this speed is definitely open~!
Fortunately, the title of Erwin's predecessor is not fake, although it is a little unclear, but it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to push it down once.
But this time, the Demon King doesn't seem to want to play with them-
"Chop them up and feed them to the dogs!"
There was no reaction time of more than ten or twenty seconds, and the demon king who roared was a finger when he was not fully resurrected, and then one by one the magic arrays appeared, and the remaining seven cadres of the demon king army and the four generals were all present...... The Demon King didn't look at Erwyn's orders at this time. Sure enough, time is money......
And just when the Demon King was fully resurrected and went to the broken jar, all of a sudden, he opened his eyes in the jar!!
「!!!」
This time it wasn't an electric light, but the feeling of being connected to something in the brain all at once, and nothing flowed in, but it was like being plugged into a straw.
"Ahhh
I covered my head and sat down on the ground in pain. I feel like I am being pumped away by madness in something!
「『DrainTouch』『DrainTouch』『DrainTouch』『DrainTouch』~~!!」
I tried to salvage the situation with the life I learned from Azrien, but it backfired. At this time—
"Come, drink my blood, it will make you better."
Ah Zhen suddenly put his arterial arm to my mouth and said this. And I didn't care at this time, and I bit his arm......
A huge energy burst in my mouth, either that kind of art or an explosion of explosion, in short, it is a huge energy supplement, and it is not incomprehensible, just like Athena's blood can be upgraded into a divine robe, but under normal circumstances, Ah Zhen's 'Tang monk meat' is not something that anyone can withstand...... But even if the energy is replenished, the rest is ......
In short, I had a sense of regression from the light, as if I had been sucked away, and it seemed that I had passed through a long pipe, or it might not be long...... Anyway, my consciousness was shattered...... When I recovered again, I was standing in front of me with a look of surprise or some kind of expression on the Demon King Satan...... Not through the light screen, but through the crystal wall of the jar, but he was right in front of me.
"God, God Emperor~, this ...... How is this possible—you, you, you—"
"Are you...... Is it a small man? I remember you were so young before you died......
'I' spoke, in a tone of confusion, nostalgia, and just waking up. By the way, 'I' also used my hand to gesture a waist-high height, which seems to be talking about height......
"It's really the God Emperor!! Yes~~! The son of the chief of the Imperial Tomb Guard, Wu Fu Zhen pays a visit to the God Emperor!"
"Get up and speak. I've already passed the throne to Tuo'er, so I don't need to salute. What time is it, your father? Let him come to me,...... But I'll get my clothes first, and I'm going to say whose idea it was, and it's too immoral to bury me naked or something. You young people...... I know you may be more and more open with the times, but as a civilized race, at least you still have to wear pants......
When you are alive, you will naturally be ashamed, and subconsciously hide your body in the water that is still falling......
"Yes, it's Nakos, she~~ Report to the God Emperor, my father died a thousand years ago......
The scarf around the neck becomes a garment, Satan ...... The guy who should be called Wu Fuzhen now didn't know how to open the jar, and at the same time took out a robe in embarrassment...... (Space storage doesn't need to be explained, right?) )
"That's ......."
'I' casually took it and draped it over my body, and then looked at the crowd that was beating on the side......
"Who are they, grave robbers?"
"The ...... Sort of......
"It seems complicated...... Where the hell is this? I remember that I didn't want Tuo'er to bury me on our home planet, the Moon?"
I suddenly felt an extension of the perspective, which was like opening the perspective of God. Or rather, the legendary Idea Scan. And then before I could get a feel for this new way of seeing, I was able to take it at the touch of a button. Then 'I' continued to ask.
"Because the Second Prince and the Thirteenth Prince both launched a coup d'état after your death, the Dream Emperor and Empress Lin even wanted to desecrate the body of the God Emperor...... That's the kind of ...... You know, at that time, technology was not as advanced as it is now, so Concubine Xiao ordered us to use the wormhole to transfer the bones of the God Emperor, and as a result, we happened to come to this borderland planet, and at that time, the Death Vanguard was engaged in military intervention around the world, so my father took matters into his own hands and recruited them to be the guards of this ship. I was going to wait for everything to settle down. Who knows............
"Hey......
'I' sighed.
"Now...... I mean, what's going on in the empire right now?"
"In the Cold War, the second prince was called the king, the thirteenth prince was called the emperor, and after the Holy Emperor ascended the throne, the other princes stood on their own feet, and the entire empire was divided into three......
"This group of unfilial sons~!! I just said what's the use of having so many sons?! This is a sturdy pit daddy~!"
「…… If the princes knew that His Majesty was cheating to death to test them, I believe their expressions would be ............ The grass people are guilty~! Talking about the family affairs of the Emperor of God~"
"Forgiveness. …… Anyway, your father has been dead for more than a thousand years, so your family will also help me keep the spirit for more years. It's long overdue to be called a vassal rather than a grass people...... And I'm not dying, I'm really dying. As a pure human being, I have lived for nearly three hundred years, and I am very content, and I am also shocked to wake up this time. Is it the so-called crawling out of the grave of my ancestor? Anyway, Lao Tzu, my bones are not cold, and the group of dead boys turned around and were busy fighting, what filial piety is not filial, they are all raccoon dogs. When I was alive, I put a lot of effort into it, and once I passed on the throne, I didn't say that I would come to worship me during the New Year's festival when I died."
「…… (Sweat~)"
「…… By the way, these tomb robbers are quite capable of fighting, can I use them to vent my anger?"
"Lord God-Emperor, please...... You guys! Stand down—"
"Yes! Lord Satan......"
"Satan?
Oh...... How to read the husband upside down......
"Let the Emperor smile......
"Let me see, let's start with this thick-skinned hairball......
"Wait! Who the hell are you! Were you just communicating in 'Chinese?!"
As the American imperialist time-traveler who coined the word 'kung fu', Erwin finally breathed a sigh of relief and shouted in English at this time.
"Huh? What is he talking about?"
'I' turned around and asked my husband. The husband shook his head.
"I mean, were you just communicating in Chinese! When did you cross over?" At this time, Erwin hurriedly repeated it in the language of this world, and at the same time asked a new question. Before, he was supposed to be using authentic American Eagle language. Anyway, I don't read much, and it is already the limit to be able to hear whether the bird is calling or the eagle calling......
"Crossing??" The Demon King chewed the word......
"What did he say again?" Still not understanding, 'I' asked again.
"Lord God Emperor, he asked if we were communicating in Chinese, and when we crossed over. That's right, it's the word traversal. That's how I think it is......"
The Demon King is now a full-time translator.
"Crossing ......"
'I' fell into a kind of nostalgia peculiar to old people、、Finally—
「…… Tell him that for the sake of him and his teacher being visitors from another world, forgive him for his capital crime. Just beat it up and throw it out...... Of course, I'll do it myself."
"It was aiming at it, and when it died, it didn't be able to fully practice the Infinite Divine Palm, and this is just the right opportunity."
A voice sounded in my heart, it was the real me, not the 'me'. Is 'I' a Hinata?
…… That, excuse me, can I go home?
…… No one paid any attention to me...... (Corner Circle)
At this time—
"Be grateful. The Emperor forgives you for the sins of great disrespect, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living sin cannot be escaped. But for the sake of you and the King of the Town, the God Emperor will be merciful......
"Huh~??"
"Take the rats! "The Infinite Sea"
"What kind of skill is this!!" 」」
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That's it......
"Ah...... I'm cool. Throw them out......
…… How can I say it, my family's God Emperor's martial arts have really turned decay into magic. Comes with infinite anti-damage, and any skill hits him with an absolute defense that will be bounced back. Although there is nothing too good about long-range attacks. But the movements are agile and the close-quarters routines are changeable. After an old punch, a group of adventurers were beaten into Shakyamuni...... A landslide victory for one against five. It's still the kind of killer who doesn't show mercy...... From this alone, the combat effectiveness of the tip of the iceberg is revealed, and the whole body is known by looking at a leopard. When you think about it, it's terrifying...... The game's term is full PVP combat plus points. Whether it's consciousness or something......
"Throw them out."
What you think in your heart is naturally different from what you say. Only the last half of the sentence was spoken.
"Yes, Lord God-Emperor.
Lord God Emperor, I have already ordered someone to prepare equipment, please go to the medical cabin and check it."
"It's also, old arms and legs, this is just an inexplicable resurrection, it's time to check."
"Please...... Yes! Forgot about ...... It's still live......"
It was only at this time that our Demon King remembered that he was still broadcasting. Think about showing a mischievous-looking smile, and then casually turning off the light screen of the live broadcast. Regardless of this, it has become a pot of porridge outside...... There is also the term of what Erwin, who was dragged away by the Demon King cadres, muttered about why the hidden boss was triggered, and what mechanism it was.
In this way, the examination is very boring, the kind of examination that is very sci-fi, not fantasy, or very fantasy. Similar to X-ray, B-ultrasound scanning or something of advanced black technology, not only was I surprised, but even 'I' felt that I was an old antique that couldn't keep up with the times.
…… In other words, I am now like a spirit behind me, and I suddenly feel some empathy for why Ah Zhen is so dead.
I don't know what 'I' think, whether I want to go back and clean up those unfilial sons or something, and those harems. He didn't say it, and no one dared to ask.
The night passed so hectably, and there was no problem with the body. At breakfast, the husband introduced his wife, Nakos, to 'me'. Typical table culture, I have heard a little about this demon queen...... But the rumors must have been demonized. So I don't comment on it. During the banquet, the husband also complained that he had collided with the Holy Eye, why did he want to add a scarf and black mist like this.
"It's more sinister and sexy like that...... "The Demon Queen complained softly like a little girl...... The demon king has tracheitis, which is confirmed...... What resurrection is not able to restore clothing is just an excuse. What about that scarf?! Anyway, the dignified demon king will still lack clothes, so why don't you wear them at all? Can it be said that she is worthy of being the queen of demons? This kind of character, in our place, is definitely the master who dares to live broadcast the creator. Actually, it's not incomprehensible...... You see, after many years of marriage, this is not a diamond marriage that can be described, it is the Nth power of the seven-year itch. I'm tired of any posture, why don't you play some perverted ......
…… Forget it, don't think about these high-end things, just talk about it now. This person will be sleepy once he has eaten and drunk enough, and in the same way, after eating, he suddenly sighed when he saw 'me'. Although his face is still young, he is actually a super old man. So the demon king couple who are very eye-catching entertained 'me' warmly, and of course 'I' didn't go to sleep in the master bedroom.
And then......
"God, Emperor, Great, Man...... Can't you sleep?"
Speaking in almost word-for-word, stumbling Chinese, the old butler guarding the door asked with such a salute.
"Ah, I can't sleep, I want to go out for a walk."
I went back completely subconsciously.
"Huh? Lord God-Emperor, do you already know the lingua franca of this planet?"
"That'...... Actually, it's not a big deal, you go and get busy, don't worry about me."
I stood up and tried to remember how 'I' looked when I spoke, and I could say that your true God Emperor did get on the pillow. And I was able to control this body while he was sleeping. And this body doesn't have to be unavoided, it's absolutely full level plus five measurements! The body is sticky, and the food is fragrant. It's not at all like soaking in a jar for more than a thousand years. In other words, this is definitely a pot of someone's blood, and it is definitely greasy! Inexplicably, it has become someone else's second personality, someone can cut an artery for me to drink blood for the first time, no matter how you think about it, it's his problem. is not the mastermind behind the scenes, but also the bane of the crooked building. In short, it's a feeling of getting a stolen full-level tuba to land. I don't know what the person who steals the number thinks, anyway, I only have one feeling at this time, and that is a weak heart......
Anyway, I want to get out of here first, but the scenery from the Demon King City floating in the sky is really good...... I thought as I stood in the hanging garden and looked down. According to the attributes of this body, you can't fall to your death if you jump, I'm sure of that. But if you really want to fly down, you will definitely hit the ground with your head first, and it won't be fun to wake up the God Emperor, right...... Although it is said that the moon can float and the sun can fly. That is, the Moonlight Realm can float, while the Sunglow Realm can fly. But I'm a scum of the Starlight Realm, referred to as a starstar, I don't know what to do at all!! Is it forceful? It is more likely that you need to go to the toilet to solve the problem if you are straining......
And just when I was struggling, I should go and get a decent dress first, not wearing this kind of clothes that are slightly cool underneath, and it seems that dresses, nightgowns, and mage formal wear are possible. Or continue to look at the scenery and brush it up or something. Of course, brushing is secondary, mainly to sort out the messy thoughts. Familiarize yourself with the operation of the large one. But—
"You. What kind of person!"
"This gentleman, the princess is asking you for your identity."
One speaks Chinese and the other translates simultaneously. Anyway, I'm a man who understands both!
turned around a little weakly, and what appeared in front of him was the only daughter of the husband and wife who was not qualified, or had never eaten breakfast. The dark princess who is rumored to be in the outside world. and her valet ......
"Before you ask someone, do you have to give your name?"
Maybe I was surprised that I was surprised to spit out authentic Chinese from my mouth, so there was no screaming like a maid piercing her neck, which was a princess-sama's meme. Or little Lori's embarrassed princess attack. But—
"You...... Could it be that you are an adult who is preparing to go on a blind date with the princess from her home planet?"
Replace 'you' with 'you', but that's not the point.
"What the hell is a blind date?!"
Such a small Lori...... No, I heard that the Dark Princess seems to be three or four hundred years old. This is another bear child at the level of a red child......