"So, in the end, what are your last words? Boss Lu? ”

"Ah, let me think about it...... What kind of last words do the average protagonist leave behind? ”

"The average protagonist doesn't die in the content section, so there won't be any last words. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Tsk...... What, dancing on a tightrope all day long and accidentally falling, that's an event with a relatively high probability, right? How can there be no novels written like this, damn it! Don't these authors talk about any reasonableness! ”

"No, kill the protagonist or something in pursuit of reasonableness, that's the hell......"

"Ah, that's right

, that's really the case...... Then the author of this book has his brain eaten by a dog! What the hell is this unfolding now! It's the wrong tendon in the brain that will do the stupid thing of writing half to kill the protagonist! A certain shopkeeper gave a pseudo-protagonist who only had 20,000 words of scenes, and he was suffocated to death, which was criticized, and a certain author Zhang personally came to rob the protagonist's role and didn't dare to kill the son of the plane directly. I don't have any turnaround now, it's definitely something wrong, I'll go! ”

Under the strange pink sky, at the edge of a pink forest, Lin Qing was tied to a castle that looked like there was only one person - so it stood quite prominent among the surrounding couple trees - and stood next to him a knight classmate with blonde hair and blue eyes holding a long sword as if he was about to be executed, while he himself was pulling with No. 1 of the dead house hanging on the branch with tentacles without any sense of tension.

"Who doesn't have a sense of nervousness, you soul who doesn't have a backache when you stand and talk!"

“…… Boss Lu, what are you talking about all of a sudden? If you don't have a last word, I'll let Boss Qi do it? ”

"While you're talking nonsense, I've been dutifully posing for a hands-on pose next to me...... Do you know how hard it is to make a motion that is about to be cut down and then not cut down? ”

Under the clear sky, the three big boys who have grown rotten before they are fully mature, each posing with very strange movements, using strange postures, with a quarrel-like tone, under the blowing of the breeze, talking freely, but there is a youthful vitality that only belongs to teenagers, why is this?

"Hey, hey, hey! There are too many slots, I don't know where to complain! It's as if I was tying myself to a tree because of my own personality problems! Where did this come from? Also, who's the big boy! Where did the boyish atmosphere come from! All three of us are in our twenties, okay? Don't say that we have a good relationship! Don't think that readers can make up the number of words here by talking nonsense with a ten-line narration! Be serious, it's a light soul! ”

"Isn't it-Boss Lu, are you too deep into the play? No, no matter what kind of drama you get into, you shouldn't complain about the narration from God's point of view, right? Wait--why do you say it as if I can hear the narration......"

"Auditory hallucinations caused by the excessive severity of the second illness. But it's the first time I've heard of a boss who can hear the narration, boss, isn't there a bit of a problem with your character positioning? Or are you just a bit of a boss-like protagonist? ”

None of the three of them denied the fact that they had grown rotten, perhaps because although their personalities were distorted, they were all self-aware, and they did not feel sorry for themselves because of this. It is precisely because the three of them are so similar that they can communicate naturally and on an equal footing with each other in a seemingly hostile position.

"No-why do you have to say that we have a good relationship? Shouldn't you be in a more neutral position as a narrator? It's obvious that I'm about to be hacked to death.,It's like a serious plot like Jiraiya.,Why do you have to make it into the same atmosphere as the set of "The Daily Life of a Male High School Student"! You can't be relaxed in this kind of place just because you're usually relaxed! Don't look at the death of the "Gintama" general, everyone is unhappy, if the young general plays gg in laughter, it will be even more scolding! ”

"Anyway, what kind of self-knowledge is -- uh, did I really hear the narration?"

"At the end of the day, even if you're in a hostile position, it's not uncommon for you to communicate on an equal footing if you're not fighting...... Didn't you two say that? ”

“……”“……”“……”

The three of them fell silent at the same time, probably because they had noticed something strange. After all, like these guys with some abnormal spirits, their focus is often different from that of normal people, and the environment that is good for normal people, and things that are natural to normal people, may also be worth confusing for them.

"Well, I'm confused right now. As a narrator, why do you use the uncertain word 'probably' in judging the behavior of the characters? The forced explanation that follows it feels more like changing the topic? ”

"It feels like this faint sound has been around for a long time...... When I didn't pay attention to it before, it felt like a subconscious thought......"

“…… I don't think it's as clear as you two. However, if both of you feel that something is wrong, then there really is something wrong. ”

It was as if the trio had suddenly mastered a high-dimensional, long-term perspective and were able to hear the description, but in reality, it was only because the flaws in the brains of the three idiots were linked together to achieve a strange state known as "Opposite Waves".

"Hey, is this just scolding? What's going on? ”

"I'm fundamentally different from the two pieces of waste next to me, and as a narrator, you just need to praise the villain boss for being powerful and invincible, just like your other colleagues. Don't talk about me with them! ”

"Boss! You can't look down on people like that, can you! ”

Just when the other two were still obsessed with some childish activities of complaining to each other with the so-called "narrator" in their imagination, as the most mature knight who had really experienced the ups and downs of the workplace among the three people present, had already thought of a very important and truly valuable question.

As a more mature realist, unlike the No. 1 Dead House where the second disease is deep in the bone marrow, the knight will never commit the crime of conniving at his enemies to be alive, or even in a state where it is possible to complete a counter-kill by spitting a laser out of his mouth. Although the knight is not the kind of crazy player who will kill NPCs casually, he will not hesitate when he needs to, not to mention, this NPC is still Lin Qing who he feels can't see through and has a subtle disgust.

However, Lin Qing is still alive and well, and No. 1 of the Dead Mansion and the knight himself are involved in some meaningless light. This situation is not normal, the knight thought of this, and deeply understood this, and thought, perhaps, this has a lot to do with what the two stupid [beep] NPCs next to him who wasted their talents said.

"Why does the narration have its own silencer-before that...... It's threatening, damn it! That's right, it's threatening me, damn it! That's what I want to tell me that my life is in His hands, isn't it! ”

"No, not a threat to you. It should be that you kept complaining in a high-dimensional way that angered the narrator, so he decided to borrow our hand to kill you, so he woke us up. Seriously, don't think everyone is talking to you, are the protagonists all self-centered creatures like you? No wonder there have been rumors of high school students who killed their teachers for reading web novels. ”

"I always feel like I've been praised just now, and I'm a little happy."

"That's just a basin on a web novel! No, no, this is not the time to dwell on this. O great narrator! I was wrong! I was really wrong! It's definitely my fault that my mouth is too cheap! Please have a lot of old people and save the lives of the villains! Don't be rash! If my protagonist dies, the story of this book will end! Even if these idiots are still alive and kicking, your old man is completely unemployed! ”

I've been trying to save you, you idiot! I've been trying to save you, but you're constantly tearing down my platform! And I don't even know how to give you a normal narration of all the nonsense you said! Now I finally understand the tired feeling of "pig teammates can't take it"! What do you think a narrator can do, you idiot!

“…… Alas? Really? ”

"Uh...... It seems that our actions were indeed influenced by this narration. However, this narration is much clearer than you can see, Boss Lu. What can a narrator do when his identity has already been revealed? Hmph - is this part of some special rule, interesting? Boss Qi—"

"Okay~ Lin Qing, to be honest, this time it's completely you, killing yourself. How do you say that? and thou shalt not live. It is said that you think your world and ours are real, and the GM of this game is still a demon. Then, in a few hundred years, maybe we will still be able to see each other in the same hell—"

―――――――――――― switch to the dividing line of the normal representation――――――――

A grim and smug smile suddenly appeared on Lin Qing's face: "Goodbye, you idiot!" In any desperate situation, the protagonist will definitely survive and win the victory, which is a matter of course! Do you know what reasonableness is? ”

The corners of Lin Qing's mouth grinned a little inhuman: "Of course, a simple narrator can't do anything, but if it's not just a simple narrator, it's completely different!" Brother Knight, your memory is like a goldfish! ”