Sixty-nine Machinery
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The host of the program first introduced the guests of this issue. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wang San was a third-rate male singer in front of him, and his voice was very unique and hoarse, and then he was introduced to Wang San.
"This is boxer Wang San, it is said that he is the boyfriend of the newly hot Fiona, may I ask if you are really Fiona's boyfriend?"
Fiona said yes."
Wang San's answer made the host scratch his head.
"So are you really?"
"Fiona said yes! That's supposed to be, but there are other girls who insist I'm her boyfriend. ”
Wang San's answer once again led the host to be stunned, and then he felt that this guy was sick! How can such a thing be said?
The host is only responsible for creating a topic, not for calming the topic, and immediately said, "So does Fiona know that there are other girls pursuing you?" ”
Wang San thought for a while and said, "She should know, but she shouldn't care."
Wang San and Fiona's friendship is actually a divine friendship, and they haven't been with each other for a long time, so Wang San is a little sure.
"Oooo Fiona is really generous. ”
The host stretched out a strange voice and responded to Wang San like this, and the guests around him also laughed together.
Wang San didn't respond, but the host and other guests felt that Wang San might have something wrong with his brain.
Even the audience has left messages on the Internet.
"Fiona's boyfriend is a bit silly!"
"His brain is broken! Say so? ”
"Maybe it's to create a buzz! After all, that's what attracts attention. ”
The audience felt that Wang San had a problem with his brain, and then it was unscrupulous hype.
"Fuck off this guy with a brain problem!"
"Really, TV shows are becoming more and more unscrupulous these days. It's just breaking through common sense. ”
The fans with Fiona are also unhappy, and they are frantically scolding Wang San below.
"This kind of scum can also be Fiona's boyfriend?"
"Fiona will definitely kick him away when she finds out, tell him to get out of the way."
As soon as Wang San appeared, he suffered from the opposition of a large number of people, and a large number of people looked at Wang San unpleasantly, thinking that Wang San simply had a problem with his brain.
Wang San naturally didn't know what other people were saying, and he didn't care if he knew it.
The host randomly introduced other guests, and each guest came out to create some laughs. Then the first part of the program began.
The theme of this episode is the war between man and machine, and the first part is that the guests can find a specific target in the city without using navigation.
Wang San was assigned to a group with the host, and the supporters didn't want to be in a group with Wang San, so he had no choice but to take Wang San, a guy who was not treated as soon as he appeared.
When the four team members were about to start, the host asked, "Which of you thinks your driving skills are better?" ”
The other two raised their hands together, as long as Wang San didn't raise their hands.
The host is weird.
"Hey! Didn't your own car start well? ”
"I don't know how to drive."
Wang San said this shamelessly, and everyone was speechless for a while, there are still people who can't drive these days, it's just a waste!
Needless to say, there was another scolding on the Internet, and many Fiona fans couldn't stand it.
"This bastard is sick and incompetent, how can Fiona have such a boyfriend."
"Fiona must have been deceived, she must have been."
"This bastard is an incompetent scumbag!"
Wang San is despised on the Internet.
In the end, a comedian got on the driver, and the host looked at the map and finally found the target, but Wang San and their group were the last one.
The show entered the second part, and this episode of the program was a competition with robots, and a group of people came to a factory.
There is a machine in the factory, which has a very accurate positioning system and can quickly find the right point.
The competition is about competing with this machine to see who can puncture more balloons in a small enclosed space.
The robot arm has spikes on it, but the guests who participate in the contest only have gloves in their hands, and this game is a bit unfair to humans.
The first to go up was an actress, the actress worked very hard to shoot the balloons with her hands, at first she was the lead, but as there were more and more balloons, the human reaction could not keep up with the machine, and the robot arm quickly surpassed the actress, and the actress walked down very unhappily.
As soon as she walked down, she complained very unhappily: "What! In this way, humans simply cannot win against robots. The action behind the robot is too fast! ”
Indeed, in the later stage, the speed of the robot arm is much faster, just like a human fast boxer keeps punching, and it is a predetermined punch, every time he shoots, he can puncture the balloon, and the human error rate and judgment rate are much worse.
The next male guest with good motor nerves appeared, but this thing also requires a lot of patience, and when the male guest is getting faster and faster in the back, he can't shoot the balloon at all in a hurry.
Every guest that followed was similar, good or bad, and no one could threaten the status of the robot at all.
At this time, Wang San was left alone, and the audience did not have any confidence in Wang San.
"This idiot is coming!"
"He's definitely going to lose, and this kind of person won't win."
"Let's move on to the next step! We don't like him. ”
The audience complained, and Wang San put on his gloves and walked into the small room.
The balloons rose one by one, and Wang San almost maintained a rhythm with the mechanical arm to puncture the balloons.
"Bang bang bang!"
The sound is dull and mechanical, and Wang San has always maintained the same rhythm as the manipulator. There is one robotic arm and one Wang San, which is not as many balloons as other guests punctured in the early stage.
This rhythm is even less optimistic, everyone looks impatient, and Wang San is still not in a hurry.
The balloon rises one, Wang San shoots one, the machine punctures one, and the rhythm of the two people is the same.
The faster the machine, the faster Wang San became, and in the end, the robot arm swished very fast, and Wang San was just as fast.
"Bang Bang!"
The balloon burst rapidly, and Wang San's two hands maintained the same rhythm with the mechanical precision.
"Puff"
The mechanical arm actually made a mistake, and several balloons in a row did not hit, but Wang San hit it accurately.
After that, Wang San's arm was still in the same rhythm as the mechanical arm, and when the time came, Wang San actually defeated the mechanical arm with a higher success rate than the mechanical arm.
All of a sudden, the guests were dumbfounded, and they didn't know how to express their emotions at all.
Wang San, the bastard's brainless brain, actually has a higher success rate than a robot, which is simply not something that humans can do.
After the game, the host asked Wang San in surprise.
"Wang San, how did you do this?"
Wang San looked at the host indifferently.
"It's just a rhythm shoot balloon with a robot! Very simple. ”
Very simple? The moderator has a black line.
The guys on the Internet began to scold Wang San for pretending to be eggs again.
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