After the attack by the Demon King's Army, everything returned to normal. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's normal, isn't it......

"Now, Yuhang, hurry up and get the money! Almost all the adventurers in the guild have already received the task bonus of defeating the cadres of the Demon King Army. Of course I am! But as you can see, I've already drunk a lot of it! I didn't grab the head, and I didn't count the waste."

I don't know what I'm happy about, Ah Zhen opened his wallet and showed me, this is a long time ago, a habit I developed when I first came to this world. Then he smirked while scratching his head, and smiled like he was really happy.

This、This guy is already drunk, too. Fool, which guy won't stop it. How the world has an age limit for drinking. In Japan, it is illegal for minors to drink alcohol. Even if there are no relevant regulations in our country, it is impossible to pour a Meng Tai wine.

However, if you look closely, almost all the adventurers in the guild are so drunk that they can't even walk properly...... Sure enough, there is wine tonight, and I am drunk tonight.

Ignoring the drunks, I walked to the counter.

Both Pete and Locke were already there. The fool's trio is no longer the same.

"You're here, Alu. Quick, go get paid. Ah Zhen has already made an advance and said. Without you as the captain, how dare we little soldiers take money."

…… For some reason, Big Sister Louis, who was familiar with the counter, showed a subtle expression.

"Uh, that...... You are Mr. Lu Yuhang, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

……？

The attitude of Big Sister Louis at the counter made me feel that something was wrong.

"This............ Here's the thing. In fact, the guild decided to give Mr. Yuhang's squad a special reward."

……？ Good thing, why is the expression so weird?

「MVP！ Without you, we would have been able to defeat the Death Knight!"

As soon as these words came out, many drunks also shouted "yes, yes", and echoed them.

Great, everybody......

The so-called drunken spit out the truth, I accidentally touched a little because of everyone's kindness.

So I was ready to receive a special reward on behalf of the team.

Wait a minute!

Wrong! Something is wrong!

At this time, Big Sister Louis at the counter first cleared her throat, and then ......

"Uh- to commend Mr. Lu Yuhang's team for their successful crusade against the Demon King's Army cadre Beiruhard...... The guild hereby awards a prize of 30 million G."

""Three ......!" 」」」

We were speechless. And that's not even counting the bounty for kills, isn't that much for the rewards alone?

When the adventurers heard this amount, they fell silent.

And then......

"Hey, what about 30 million, treat Captain Yuhang——!

"Wow——! Lord Yuhang, treat, treat ——!."

The adventurers began to heak me in for a treat.

Ah, there's definitely something I haven't noticed......

At this time, the noise in the guild that was becoming more and more lively also made me unable to think seriously for a while.

In such a situation, Sister Louis at the counter showed an apologetic expression and handed me a piece of paper.

A bunch of zeros were written on the paper.

Is it a check for this world?

At this time, Ah Zhen, who was already drunk, happily ran to me and looked at the paper in my hand from the side.

"Well, here's the thing. This time, the magic of the city gate was blown up because it belonged to Mr. Yuhang's command...... I hope you can afford this...... That's it...... In fact, 30,000,000 was already handed over to Ah Zhen before, and this is the bill for the city gate......

After the big sister Louis at the counter made the above announcement, she slowly looked away.

Well, sure enough, it's a virtuous helper. In Ah Zhen's pocket, no matter how much money he had, he could eat it all in an instant, but he didn't know what it meant to be 'a little full', 'half full', 'seven points full', he only knew that 'Lao Tzu hasn't died yet, continue to eat!! 'Super foodie! Of course, this is also my exaggeration, it is impossible for 30 million Ah Zhen to eat it all at once. The cost of the gate was $6,500,000.

Louis didn't want to be the bad guy and wanted me to be. It doesn't matter...... Throw it away, then each of us can divide 7.5 million equally. The cost of repairing a city gate is shared equally between me and Locke, even if I take the lion's share. But it always felt wrong......

I grabbed it back casually, looked at the bill in my hand, and was the first to want to run away.

Seeing our reaction, the adventurers felt that the amount of compensation should be not small, so they looked away.

After Pete saw the amount clearly, he looked at me with a serious face strangely......

"Ahh …… You showed me your wallet just now, and you don't have much money in it, do you......

I teleported to Ah Zhen and suddenly grabbed Ah Zhen by the collar...... asked Ah Zhen, who looked inexplicable, seriously.

"Allah~, Yuhangni, don't worry, how can I spend your money...... Uh~!"

With a hiccup, Ah Zhen smiled. At this point, Pete and Locke, who had listened to what I had said earlier, relaxed and nervous. But—

"Sister Louis, fool...... I mean, in an instant, have you already swept away all the bounty of killing the Demon King cadre Beiruhard, the 150 million bounty??!!

I was heavy and stared at Louis. Seeing her nod in fear. I wanted to say something, but I turned my head for the first time, and looked at Ah Zhen with a cold smile in my eyes:

"Then Ah Zhen! Are you going to pay 24 million yuan or 22.5 million yuan to a fool~~!!"

"Nope. I'll hand over a person named Xiaoxi or Xiaoqian or something, she's been in charge of money in the team for a moment......

"And how much money do you have now!!"

I asked with a burst of applause.

"Five, five million nine million...... What's wrong?"

"It's fine. It's almost enough to get together......

"What do you put together? Are you going to borrow money? That's all I have left for now. How much do you want to borrow, go to Xiaoxi~ I'm afraid that I'll spend money indiscriminately, so I've already handed over my money to her for safekeeping."

"Hehe......"

I broke down......

"Pete...... Go to the hotel where the fool stays, if the fool doesn't run away, he won't be killed! Just bring her over to me~~!!!."

Pete actually showed a bright smile that felt happy from the bottom of his heart at this time. He patted me on the shoulder and went to the hotel......

In the end, I looked at the moment when I was wearing pajamas, with a hangover and not waking up, but I already understood everything, so I knelt in front of me with a pale face and a beast-eared lady Xiaolan who didn't know what was going on...... I slowly closed my eyes.

I deeply sighed, did I just take Ah Zhen, who didn't understand anything at this time, and went directly to the Demon King City!

Just to escape from this unspeakable world! I'm tired, I really want to go home, I really want to go to the British Empire......

Go to the British Empire!

"You two are a perfect match! Say you, let me sit down on the fool's side!!"

"Me??"

"That's you! I know you don't understand, sit down for me! I'll tell you, that little elf Bichi ran away with our money! These two are even worse, maybe even the equipment has been stripped away! I have looted some castles where the demon king cadres stayed before, but it is not the nest of the demon king cadres, and the undead army does not need any supplies~! I also looted about 100,000 yuan inside and out. Coupled with some of the previous ones, our team is now smashing pots and selling iron to buy blood, and we only have about five or six hundred thousand dollars to sell houses, land and wives! A damn city gate costs 6.5 million that~! You're all pigs!! It is a pig who believes that human beings are kind!! I say what are you guys good about!! You're a real fool, that trio! Just like Yao Ming, Ma Yun, and Premier Zhou are collectively called high, rich, and handsome! Congratulations to your new fool trio! I'm such a dog! Like the Headless Horseman, did you put your head at home when you went out? Or do you have your head in order to look tall!! What to see! Don't think you can pretend to be a team pet with a cat, it's more useful to find a chicken than you! At least it can be used as a projected reserve of food! You can think of yourself as a victim. I haven't said anything about you yet. Since ancient times, the spearman was lucky E, I don't know what to think, a beast-eared girl actually took a halberd! Now what about the halberd! You're in a hurry~! Don't think that the pretending passerby can make soy sauce without speaking. You, snickering. As far as you don't rely on Pu, it's been a few times. Don't rely on the fact that you are a god and the second generation will show me the lower limit of IQ. It's a demon! This is pure demonic !! Ah—————— my multi-tailed beast-eared wife Lord God! Hurry up and kill me with a thunderbolt! The bounty of more than 100 million is not seen, and the debt on his meow's back that he can't change even after selling both kidneys! Are you forcing me to join the Demon King's Army?"

"Many, multi-tailed beast-eared wife???

At this point, Ah Jin was obviously out of shape, and was shocked by my unintentional nickname for......

"Enough! Everything is my responsibility! Mr. Lu! As long as you take the holy sword."

"Holy you fucking sword! Holy Sword! Pete, you tell her I don't want to talk now...... I want to be quiet. Don't ask me who Jingjing is! I'm not Nobita!"

I was devastated, completely devastated. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. I can also think of a fool who only needs to pick up the holy sword, and the debt of millions is just a small matter. Just a few quest things! The problem is that the Holy Sword was taken by Lilith......

The most ridiculous thing is which female elf Bichi actually licked her face and left a letter, saying that her hometown had suffered a disaster that had not been encountered in 10,000 years and was in urgent need of ...... Anyway, when the blue pond has to set up a memorial arch! It doesn't matter if she's real or fake. I don't even want to know......

Life in this world is quite cheap, and I don't know how many life-risking missions I have to do in order to earn enough money to pay off my debts. Is this forcing me to follow the same path of crime as my predecessors?

But......

Even if reality has pushed me to a corner. Surprisingly, I didn't betray the idea of Kiel and Azrien. Not at all...... But......

I'm out of love......

After a while, people asked me why I had a stinky face, and I answered like that...... But no one believes me...... I didn't even know that I was the kind of person who could give up money for love......

But a month later—

「…… I want money!"

I groaned so hard that I was coughing up blood. Love and bread, I ended up choosing the latter...... You can call me for not having a long life. But the reality is just too compelling......

So in a bar called the Adventurers' Guild.

I threw my head in my hands and yelled on the table.

I want money, and a lot of money. The reason is believed to be known to everyone, but-

"Anyone wants money...... It should be said that Yu Hangni is too unproductive. Ever since you took charge of the team's economy, our diet has been getting worse and worse. Let's forget it, Instant and Xiaolan are girls, but you let them live in the stable like us every day, as men, don't you feel ashamed?"

To the person holding my head who said such idiotic statements, or people who are not qualified to say so at all. It's the 'emperor' in our team who loves the Crystal Palace very much, his full name is Scroll Scroll Zhen, referred to as Ah Zhen, in principle, it seems to be the main god of infinite space, but-

「…… You guy, you forgot why I need money again~ Let me help you remember——!

I pounced on it and used the Bear Kid Electric Light Drill on Ah Zhen. It's just to use the two index knuckles to press the temples from behind the bear children and drill them! This not only strengthens the brain and calms the nerves, but also hurts very much. Much healthier than spanking. It has more brain-strengthening effects than pinching the flesh to calm the nerves......

"Ahh————!hh Let go, it's not because Yu Hangni and Locke blew up the city gate when they crusaded against the Demon King Army Immortal Knights, and they owed a lot of debts, and we are now working to be taken a cut, and we are all helping you with bad debts~~!!"

"You really have the face to say it! It's the fault of the trio of you new fools!

How can it be repaired! Winter is coming! I woke up this morning in the straw pile in the stable with my eyelashes frozen! The other adventurers have already rented rooms at the inn and slept indoors! If we were sleeping in the stables in winter, I would freeze to death!"

Ah Zhen smashed his ears and closed his eyes, and I slapped the table to be aggressive at him.

- In this world, there is a group of people called adventurers.

Fighting monsters that threaten the safety of the people day and night, drinking every day when they make money, and living a life that doesn't know if there is a tomorrow, is such a group of people.

But even such unplanned adventurers will spend their days in inns when winter comes.

This is also because weak monsters almost always hibernate in winter, and all the monsters that are still active are difficult to deal with.

The town we used as our base was a town for new adventurers, Therosbell. Meaning: The beginning of the dawn

The adventurers here are not much better than ordinary people, and taking on the crusade against monsters in the winter is suicidal.

At this point, Ah Zhen slapped the table hard, stepped forward and retorted to me, saying:

"But, isn't that abnormal?! Yu Hangni, are you shaking M? Why admit this debt, at that time, if it weren't for our super brilliant performance, maybe this town would have been slaughtered by the Undead Knights! We should be thankful for us, not for our debts! This is definitely an improper offering! I'm going to go to the counter and protest!"

"Hey, don't go, don't trouble the guild anymore! Again...... We got a big bonus, didn't we......

"I don't understand...... Where's the money??"

「…… Good! We'll start all over again. Earlier, a cadre of the Demon King's Army named Beiruhad came to attack this town."

Beelzebub.

That's right, it's the Demon King.

In video games and comics, the cadres of the famous demon king who appear everywhere called.

"Because of my strategic planning, everyone can be safe and sound when they win thousands of miles—"

"What! Obviously, the cadres of the Demon King Army were finally ...... in an instant."

"You stinking idiot! Listen to me first! That's right, I admit that it was because of the moment that the Demon King cadres were eliminated! But what does this have to do with our squad! I'm talking about team rewards! Million! That 30 million! Listen to me—"

"Uh-huh!"

"Get rid of the fool first! Not to mention her killing the Demon King cadres and my assistance. Just because of me, Locke and you, we wiped out the Immortal Knights at the gates."

"Uh-huh!"

"The magic of the city gate Locke is ruined, and I command a large part of the responsibility!"

"Uh-huh-mm!" 」

It seems that some ungrateful person who has been playing soy sauce has followed and nodded, ignoring him and the perverted MT of our team who have been becoming more and more passers-by lately with a wry smile on his face.

"The indemnity for the city gate is six and a half million. Even if I'm fully responsible. After that, the Demon King cadre Beiruhad died in battle, and the guild will give our team a reward."

"It's 30 million ......"

"That's right, the fool didn't join at that time, even if this money is counted by Pete, we can get 7.5 million each! But because you took it upon yourself to receive the money—"

「…… I gave the money to Xiaoxi for safekeeping......

…… But what does it have to do with the six and a half million you owe to the Guild Gate?"

I'm ......

"Young Master, you owe each of us seven and a half million! If you pay me back seven hundred and fifty, won't I have the money to pay back the money at the guild gate?! Don't you understand?"

"But, I handed over the money to Xiaoxi, it should be Xiaoxi who owes us 7.5 million each, right?"

"I'm talking about you! Xiaoxi has absconded with the money now, you handed over the money to her, we won't look for who you are looking for!?"

"Huh~~ Slow! Think about it, this way, that——————

Wow, ah, ah~ I'm sorry, I apologize, but I don't have any money~ Don't sell me~! I don't dare anymore~~"

"Someone will buy it if you sell it!"

I hurried to shout this and complain. This bastard who sells cuteness anytime and anywhere、I'm already going to be angry with him!!

"Well, Ah Lu, you dissipate your anger first, Ah Zhen is still young, but I'm more curious, who instilled Ah Zhen with the theory that if you don't have money, you will be sold?"

The peacemaker Pete's speech was originally a question to change the topic, and as a result-

"It's my mom. Every time she said she had no money, she sold me for money."

「…………」

Ah Zhen replied. Pete couldn't take it anymore......

"I don't want to complain about your mother's way of teaching her son, sincerely."

I hugged my head and said this, and at this moment someone said to us:

"Really, it's so much noise early in the morning, everybody ...... I'm not looking. It seems that the guild people are used to you......

One of the culprits, with a large and transformed appearance, came to us with a halberd larger than her height.

"Lord Yuhang, Lord Zhen, Mr. Locke, and Mr. Pete are here so early. Is there any good job?"

The other culprit, a young swordsman from Japan, stroked her crisp blonde hair and sat down in her seat. At this time, the weapon equipment of Moment, who was wearing light clothes and carrying a two-handed sword at his waist, seemed to be a bit repetitive with Pete, but Pete felt that it would be better to have a two-handed shield than a two-handed sword, and I have been admonishing him recently...... However, he refused on the grounds that his defense with a two-handed shield was too comprehensive, and it was not easy for monsters to hit his body...... This makes me seem to be able to hear the answer that my hands are crying, and it is definitely in the book that can be included in "A Shake M Perverted Self-cultivation"~! I don't know if there is a book.

Then again, I thought that the fool would leave for the Imperial City after knowing the truth, and ask Lilith for the Holy Sword, but I didn't expect her to leave. Instead, he chose to stay......

Our squad is now finally more balanced...... But the difficulty of the operation is still nightmarish...... And because of the increase in personnel, the level of command complexity has skyrocketed.

Let's talk about the moment first, because of the cooperation with the holy sword, the two-handed sword skills she is full of are a kendo girl herself...... The swordsmanship and demon king cadre Beiruhad knew that his strength was good as soon as he was facing it. But she also has a problem. Still in order to cooperate with the holy sword, she ordered the broken army...... and artifact collapse...... Once again, despise a world where you don't have a skill tree that can directly tap the ultimate.

Holy Sword Siluda

Also known as the Indestructible Excalibur. In addition to the inherent attributes of being an artifact of the sword, the game's terminology is that it also has attributes that increase attack range and infinite durability. To put it simply, it's no problem how to use the artifact to collapse...... Other artifacts that don't have the attribute of durability and infinity will really collapse once they use the artifact to collapse. The Demon King cadre Death Knight was killed in an instant by this move, and the strength of his attack can be seen. It is definitely called a brave man, and it is actually Jing Ke's most beautiful skill.

She is also a traverser, her attributes can't be particularly strong, and the most powerful range skill of the broken army as a swordsman, if she doesn't have the blessing of the holy sword, she is similar to the middle two magicians of our team, and she will come once a day. At most twice, the corpse will be lying down......

As for artifact collapse, where can I find so many artifacts, are you and I Shining? This local tyrant Kejin skill, even Shenhao can't afford to hurt it. It's also a copycat Heroic Spirit Red A can play......

And the beast-eared girl, I also vomit blood, what kind of skills are these spearmen! It's obviously a profession with speed, but she actually uses a halberd! Do you know how to use a giant halberd? It's the thing that Lu Bu used in the Three Kingdoms. I don't want to complain, this is a classmate who adds points around the holy sword.

The role of the beast-eared girl Xiaolan in the team is to clean up the miscellaneous soldiers! For the sake of one husband, ten thousand people should not be opened...... That is, in order to have a stable output, she can pull the miscellaneous soldiers, and she sacrifices a lot without disturbing the fool's big move. It turned out that the Bichi archers in the team said that they were cooperating with her, but they were actually used to save the field. By the way, this gave me the idea of learning archer skills, or Xiaolan, let's throw out the divine beast unicorn in the Grim Reaper elementary school first. She's a high-offensive, high-speed, anemic, and defense-poor crunchy class...... If you can't be beaten, it's better not to be beaten, and there are very few dedicated lords like Pete. Because there is no Bichi in the team recently, so he has always been regained by Ah Zhen during the recent mission. Then he quickly hugged Ah Zhen's thighs tightly. The combination of two fools is invincible in the world...... The whole dream combination of a dou and Huang Hao. Think about the fool before, the trio hides an elf Bichi, so it doesn't live up to its name, and there is no priest, this mascot must have a lot of money to be resurrected by running to the temple......