Lv.18 - Brother! The pomp and circumstance of the family

In a daze, Xiao Yuhuan had already brought all the dishes to the table, and Xiao Xiaolan asked cautiously, "Will this be too much?" ”

Two people eat four dishes, and they really can't finish eating. Of course www.biquge.info what Xiaoxiaolan really wants to ask is, don't my parents eat with us?

Xiao Yuhuan looked at Xiao Xiaolan a little strangely: "Huh? Don't you usually have to eat seven dishes to be full? ”

Xiao Xiaolan squirted out a mouthful of water, how can I eat so much, you must know that I am only one meter five, and I weigh less than eighty-five pounds, according to the way you said this seven-course meal per meal, I would have become a polar bear a long time ago.

Xiao Xiaolan had to pretend to be shy and replied: "I haven't tasted much in my mouth recently, so I don't need to cook so many dishes." ”

"That's not good, a few years ago, you had five meals a day, six dishes per meal, and you are still so thin after eating, and when your mother sees it, she will say that I only care about myself and don't care about you."

it! Five meals a day, six dishes per meal, after eating for so long, I still look so weak and delicate, did I secretly pour the dishes, or did Xiaoxiaolan's gastrointestinal absorption function not work? Or is there only one small bowl per dish?

Xiao Xiaolan used chopsticks to clip a piece of sweet and sour pineapple roasted pork ribs, this size, this shape, this knife technique, this fragrance, no matter how you look at it, it is a secret of my mother. After tasting it, even the taste (difficult) Dao (eating) was exactly the same, Xiao Xiaolan was so moved that she shed ninety tears, souring me!

Xiao Xiaolan lowered her head and silently picked up the rice in the bowl, Xiao Yuhuan concentrated on breaking down the saury on the plate, Xiao Yuhuan seemed to have the same habit of not talking when eating as Xiao Xiaolan, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing for a while.

"By the way, how about TheWorldβ—‹ (Egg)?"

Xiao Xiaolan thought for a moment and replied decently: "I'm at a low level now, and I'm not exposed to a lot of content, but it's pretty good at first, and it has some potential. ”

Xiao Yuwei sighed: "Yes, even you can give such a high evaluation, it seems that I have to get serious." ”

Hey, hey, hey, I'm just saying it casually, don't you hear what I'm saying sounds powerful, but it's actually empty words with no connotation?

Speaking of games, Xiao Xiaolan thinks it is necessary to report to Xiao Yuhuan about the fact that there are nights twenty-four hours a day, after all, it is a task that he personally confesses.

Xiao Xiaolan held back for a long time, he really didn't know what to call Xiao Yuzhuo, whether to call brother or big brother? For Xiao Xiaolan, who has lived as an only child for more than 20 years, it is really difficult to overcome this obstacle, so he simply omitted the three words Xiao Yuhuan.

"The tasks assigned to me before have improved somewhat."

Xiao Yuhuan's voice was raised by one degree: "Oh? What is improving? ”

Xiao Xiaolan was ashamed: "I killed the god in charge of the day in the game, because of this reason, the whole day in the game today is night, and there has been a commotion in the forum." ”

Anyway, only Xiao Xiaolan knows the inside story of this matter, and it's not Xiao Xiaolan who likes to say whatever she wants.

Xiao Yuhuan didn't answer for a long time, and just when Xiao Xiaolan was about to look up at Xiao Yuhuan, Xiao Yuhuan suddenly spoke: "What kind of profession are you in the game?" How many levels are there now? ”

Hey? You're jumping too fast, you're obviously talking about sabotage, but you suddenly asked me about my professional level, and I'm still waiting to be praised by you for a few words to taste the taste of being touched on the head and complimented.

Although I don't know why Xiao Yuhuan asked this irrelevant question, Xiao Xiaolan still answered honestly: "My profession in the game is a magician, character level Lv.12, and career level Lv.5. ”

Xiao Yuhuan, who was dissecting the saury, suddenly raised his head to look at Xiao Xiaolan, so frightened that Xiao Xiaolan hurriedly lowered his head and buried his face in the bowl to pick up rice.

Xiao Yuhuan nodded thoughtfully: "I see, in just one or two days after entering the game, you can kill a god at such a low level, it's really hard for you." ”

Belch? Don't you doubt it? I myself think that paragraph just now is simply a fantasy, even I think it is incredible, why do you believe it?

"By the way, because you did that kind of thing before, in order to explain to your parents, starting from this month, you will freeze twenty-five accounts in your name, including VIP membership cards and bank accounts, and according to the degree of damage you have in the game, come to me on the last day of each month to receive the corresponding salary."

Xiao Xiaolan raised her head abruptly and looked at Xiao Yuhuan with a frightened expression: "How is it possible?!" ”

Isn't the only account in my name that is the bus card that I have with my ID card? Where did the rest of the twenty-four come from?!

"Rest assured, this is just a superficial effort, giving parents the illusion that you are introspecting. Survive this time, or if you make a big move in the game, I will have a reason to unfreeze my account. ”

Xiao Yuhuan put down the dishes and chopsticks and got up to Xiao Xiaolan's side, and condescendingly touched Xiao Xiaolan's little head.

Xiao Xiaolan raised her head,! It's so high! I didn't think it before, but now that I take a closer look, I find that Xiao Yuhuan is at least 1.8 meters, which is much better than Xiao Xiaolan, a congenitally disabled person who can't keep up with his acquired nutrition.

Xiao Xiaolan couldn't help but ponder, could it be because her parents gave Xiao Yuhuan the best genes and their life's work, and finally when she was thirty years old, the quality of sperm and eggs was insufficient, so she gave birth to my one-meter-five existence?

"Don't touch, don't touch! If you touch it, you won't grow tall! Xiao Xiaolan struggled desperately, and it took a lot of effort to take Xiao Yuhuan's hand off her head.

Xiao Yuhuan withdrew his hand with some pity, returned to the chair and warned Xiao Xiaolan: "It's not safe outside recently, Cousin Ninety was almost abducted a few days ago, you have to be careful, so you still think about that game at home these days, don't run around." ”

Xiao Xiaolan was stunned: "Ninety cousin? ”

I'm a three-generation single heir, my father and mother are only children, where did I pop up a cousin, and it's also a ninety cousin, how capable my grandparents are.

Seeing Xiao Xiaolan's deep eyebrows, Xiao Yuhuan had a look on his face that I knew it would be like this: "It's the ninety cousin who is obviously flat-chested, but insists that he has a C." ”

"Uh......"

"Haven't remembered yet? It is the ninety cousin whose name is exactly the same as that little lover in honor of his grandfather's little lover. ”

Three question marks popped up on Little Blue's head.

Xiao Yuhuan sighed: "You wait for me." ”

Turning back to his room, it didn't take long for him to take out a book that seemed to have appeared in some American mummy movie and put it in front of Xiaoxiaolan.

Although it was handled gently, the sound made when she put it down still startled Xiaolan.

"This is my family member encyclopedia that I compiled especially for you, which contains detailed information about all my cousins and cousins. That being said, it's you who collected the information, and I'm just sorting it out and binding it into a book. ”

Xiao Xiaolan turned the first page, glanced at the photo above, and then read: "Ranking NO.1 Sima Jingqing, gender female, age 25, unmarried parentheses virgin brackets, 237 times of broken love, 230 times of being dumped, 5 times the man disappeared and absconded due to excessive pressure, 2 times the man regretted his marriage and ...... brackets"

After reading it, Xiao Xiaolan had a constipated expression on her face, she looked so beautiful, and she was so worried about life. I've lived so long that I haven't walked side by side with girls as much as a fraction of the number of times you've fallen out of love.

Closing the book, Xiao Xiaolan didn't plan to continue reading. The eldest cousin is already so strange, and the more than 90 people behind him are estimated to be also a virtue.

"I was a little worried at first, but seeing that you are so good in the game, I am relieved, and the strategy I gave you must have come in handy."

Xiao Xiaolan shook her head vigorously: "No!" In the guide, except for a skill learning manual for nothing, the rest is all the historical background of the game. ”

Xiao Yuhuan glanced at Xiao Xiaolan: "For you, shouldn't what you need is the information of that historical background?" ”

"Uh......"

I want that historical background information to be useful, and I can't eat it as a meal.

The ninety-nine pages of information are nothing more than that so-and-so god and so-and-so have a bad relationship, and so-and-so country and so-and-so country fought because of a certain woman/man, and a meteorite fell from the sky and killed so-and-so. In Xiaoxiaolan's words, it's all gossip, and the ambiguous words "maybe", "maybe", "probably", and "maybe" are all in the information, and the ghost knows whether what is said is true or false.

Xiao Yuhuan seemed to suddenly remember something, and said to Xiao Xiaolan: "I may not go home at night recently, you have to take good care of yourself." ”

Xiaoxiaolan was happy in her heart, I wish you didn't come back, and I was afraid of being exposed. But he still pretended to be very scared and asked, "Why?" Is it a matter of work? ”

Xiao Yuhuan sighed: "Yes, it's hard to say, those brothers and sisters are really amazing, if it weren't for the second cousin secretly helping me, I really couldn't fight them." ”

"Brother and sister? Is it tricky? ”

"Alas, you don't know what I said, in short, you don't need to interfere in this matter, just leave it to me."

Uh, why do you always sigh, your tall, straight, handsome, handsome, shrewd and capable image is all sighed by these sighs. If your subordinates see it, your prestige as a leader will be gone.

At this time, as a younger brother, he should say a few words of encouragement, it is all played like this on TV, so Xiao Xiaolan opened his mouth to encourage: "Then you must come on, don't admit defeat, I will support you silently behind your back." ”

Xiao Yuhuan showed a smile, this smile was so sunny and bright, as if he wanted to heal people, and he blinded the little blue dog's eyes.

"With your words, my brother is not afraid of anything."

Xiao Xiaolan turned around and patted her chest and gasped for air, not good, almost fascinated by him. This male and female smile is really too buggy, but fortunately, Xiao Xiaolan has the instinct to hate men who are more handsome than himself as a man, otherwise Xiao Xiaolan would have fallen.

After eating, Xiao Xiaolan went back to his room to sleep, he had to recharge for tomorrow's mission.

And Xiao Yuhuan made a phone call immediately after Xiao Xiaolan returned to the room: "Is it Doctor Qi Yue?" I'm Xiao Yuhuan, and my brother's illness seems to be getting worse. ”