Chapter 27: Uniform Temptation
Xiao Zhang and the WE team members live in a standard room arranged by the IEM Organizing Committee. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Upon entering, there is a separate bathroom with en-suite bathroom, then two beds with their own bedside tables, and a small sitting area with a coffee table and sofa. The whole room is not very luxurious, the decoration is very simple and generous, and it is also very clean.
As a coach, Xiao Zhang lives in the same room with the beast president, and it stands to reason that this point beast should have been in the room, but because the smile was coming, Xiao Zhang casually found a factor to send him out, and it was estimated that it would take him half an hour before he could come back.
Half an hour?
Not...... Enough should be enough!
Taking off his shirt and suit, Coach Xiao changed into a set of Tai Chi practice clothes that those old men and ladies in the park often wear, which Xiao Zhang specially ordered from Taobao before going abroad, high-end, embroidered silver, pure cotton, long-sleeved men's models, and more than 150 yuan.
As for Taijiquan, Coach Xiao can only say that he understands a little, and when he was in college, he practiced what "Twenty-four Simplified Taijiquan" in his freshman physical education class, and later when he was idle, he also went to Du Niang to search for the origin and development of Chen and Yang's Taijiquan.
After changing into a practice uniform, Coach Xiao suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to buy matching shoes!
This thing, if you want to be complete, you must have a complete set, and if you don't have a pair of shoes, it will not be able to achieve the kind of "momentum" that Coach Xiao hopes to create.
Wearing leather shoes? Wear the kind of slippers provided by the hotel?
Don't tease!
Coach Xiao simply went barefoot!
But in this hotel, the floor is carpeted, and after being barefoot, I am really panicked - smile for me, endure it!
Coach Xiao also posed in front of the mirror as a "white crane drying wings", and he felt that he really had the taste of a "master".
It's not enough to just change into a "uniform".
Even if it's a "uniform temptation", then you have to have some props, right?
Coach Xiao's props are a bit low-end, they are not electrified, they don't buzz, they don't twist around, and they're very cheap.
This thing is called a "steam eye patch", and Xiao Zhang used to use it when he saw some girls in the office, and they would put this eye patch on their eyes during their lunch break, leaning back in the chair and squinting for a while.
Xiao Zhang, a cheeky one, once rubbed a few uses with them with a shy face, and found that this thing can not only block the light, but also heat up the two eyeballs, which is really comfortable. Later, I started to buy it myself, and it was not expensive, only 4 or 5 yuan a piece.
Could it be that Coach Xiao is going to use this blindfold to cover his smile?
It doesn't seem to be, after unpacking it, Coach Xiao was not idle, he used scissors to cut the blindfold with a "click", and took out the two small plastic bags that could heat up the eyes of the blindfold.
As for the rest of the part, Xiao Zhang directly threw it into the toilet and flushed it, which is called "destroying the corpse and destroying the traces".
Now, the props are ready.
The next step is the last link - the induction training of service personnel, which is also simple. Coach Xiao turned on his mobile phone, took a look at the "human acupuncture points", picked out a high-definition big picture from the massive pictures, and memorized it.
He didn't remember the specific location of the acupuncture points, so he wrote down the names of the acupuncture points that he looked at and pleasing to the eye, what "Qi Hai", what "Xin Yu", what "Jade Pillow", what "Tianzhu", what "Luhu", and what "Shentang".
I was carrying it on my back, and I heard the knock on the door of "Tuk Tuk".
Here comes the smile.
Coach Xiao didn't panic to open the door, took a few deep breaths first, got up, raised his chest and raised his head, his tongue on the top of his mouth, and guarded the dantian.
"Smile, you're here."
"Well, old ...... Boss, what are you? ”
Smile was a little surprised by Xiao Zhang's outfit, if this is in China, then there is really nothing strange, Tai Chi, square dancing, but this big night, or in Poland, what are you doing with this set?
"Boss, are you going out for a square dance?" The smile actually hides the second half of the sentence, and I am embarrassed to say it.
"No, no, of course not! Come in and sit! Xiao Zhang hurriedly denied it and let a smile into the room.
"Boss, you asked me to come here to ......" asked with a straight smile.
"Have you ever heard of Qigong?" Xiao Zhang asked rhetorically.
The smile is speechless.
For Coach Xiao's style of speaking, the smile can be regarded as understanding, if you ask him seriously, he will never answer you honestly, you have to pull the topic 108,000 miles away as soon as you come up, and then pull it back for you little by little, which is really kneeling.
"I've heard a little bit, aren't they all talking about that 'qigong master' Wang Lin in the news a while ago? But don't they all say it's a lie? He smiled.
Coach Xiao looked at the smile incomprehensibly, staring at him so much that his heart was hairy.
"Ever heard of Tai Chi?" Xiao Zhang asked again.
Such a famous quintessence, of course, it is impossible not to smile without hearing it. He nodded.
"Do you believe me?" Coach Xiao asked again.
"Faith!" People are coming, and you can't say you don't believe it with a smile.
But according to Coach Xiao's usual style, he never does meaningless things, and the three questions that come one after another should always have some internal connection, right?
Qigong ...... Shadowboxing...... To believe or not to believe him?
What does this mean?
Smile began to think about it from a moment's notice, and the more I thought about it, the more I connected these things together, and the more I thought about it, the more I thought about it, and the "truth" was about to surface.
When Coach Xiao was a child, he heard his grandfather say this sentence - "Things in the world, just be afraid to ponder!" ”
At that time, Xiao Zhang felt that his grandfather was teaching him to think more and ponder more when he encountered trouble, but after stepping into society, the more Xiao Zhang pondered, the more absolute this taste was wrong, and he always felt that there was still a layer of meaning.
Right now, Xiao Zhang's envoy is the meaning of this other layer.
Three headless, seemingly illogical questions, coupled with the up and down lines on this body, Coach Xiao insisted on guiding the smile to get the result he preset - I grass, Coach Xiao knows Tai Chi and is a qigong master!
Maybe I don't believe it yet, but the idea has taken root in Smile's mind.
Now that it's rooted, it's easy to do next, just water.
"Boss, this is ...... Are you sure? You're kidding me! Smiling, his eyes were starting to glow.
Coach Xiao, oh no, at this time he has become "Master Xiao" gorgeously, he said: "Smile, you go to bed first, I'll show you!" ”
Smile is almost confused at this time.,And he's still a man.,The ones who are not based on the base are usually joking and joking.,At this time, I don't need to think so much like a girl.,Go straight to bed.。
"Close your eyes, hang your eyes, put your tongue on your palate, relax your whole body, and breathe evenly!" As soon as he got on the bed, he listened to the command of "Master Xiao".
Smile and do it one by one.
Xiao Zhang: "Here, is it sour?" ”
Smile: "Sour, sour!" ”
Xiao Zhang: "Here, does it hurt?" ”
Smile: "Hiss...... It hurts, it hurts! ”
"Master Xiao" explained: "The place where you were pressed just now, one is called 'Luhu', the other is called 'Shentang', if you are sore, it means that it is not able to pass qi, Chinese medicine often says, 'If it is not painful, if it is painful, it will not be clear'." That's why you're the way you are. ”
The meaning of the words is that the smile is "sick".
Smile turned his head, looked at Master Xiao, and asked expectantly, "What then?" ”
"I'll try my luck to help you break through the blockages in these holes! Once you've rushed away, you might be able to get back to your peak for a while! However, according to my skills, I am only sixty percent sure! ”
"Try", "Maybe", "Temporarily", "Sixty percent"...... Xiao Zhang deliberately didn't fill the words, leaving some margin. Xiao Zhang knew this kind of chatter, and the more he spoke, the more he smiled, the more he didn't believe it.
Sixty percent, that's a lot.
Smile and thank you, turn your head back, and continue to "hang the curtain" and "relax".
"Shhh
A master is a master, and this time the feeling of bringing a smile is even stronger, not only is the technique extremely ingenious, but through the thin clothes, the smile also feels a heat that is absolutely impossible to come from the human body, invading his body.
This caloric ...... Naturally, it is the props prepared by Master Xiao in advance. Stunt this thing, it doesn't matter if it's four or five dollars, it just works!
Smiling is really comfortable at this time!
"Sea of air"!
"Xinyu"!
"Jade Pillow"!
"Heavenly Pillar"!
"Rakuto"!
"Shindo"!
……
Starting from the back of his head and along his spine, Master Xiao pressed all the way down, muttering the names of these acupuncture points that his smile couldn't understand at all.
After pressing for ten minutes, Master Xiao finished his work.
"Alright, you get up." The smile can be heard, Master Xiao's voice is very hoarse, this is tired.
When I got up, I smiled and found that the "boss" in front of me seemed to be a different person.
His expression was grim, his face was tired, and he continued to drip sweat from his forehead downward. This is the kind of "exhaustion of life's work" in martial arts novels!
"Boss!" Seeing that Xiao Zhang had paid so much for him, tears of laughter were about to flow.
"It's fine." Xiao Zhang couldn't even stand on the road, he smiled with one hand, and waved weakly at him with the other: "It's okay, you go back tonight and have a good rest, I do ...... I tried my best, but in the end...... Whether it will succeed or not depends on your ...... tomorrow Tomorrow's state. ”
"Boss, I don't thank you for my great kindness, whether it succeeds or not, this kindness, I have a high school in my heart!" Smiling with tears in her eyes.
Coach Xiao didn't take credit for it, just blindly urged to leave with a smile.
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Xiao Zhang really can't be blamed for being bad for this, or blaming him for deliberately smiling and teasing others or something.
He was also forced to do so.
Xiao Zhang felt that his situation was like such a poor bastard: not only did he have nothing, he was so poor that he was also seriously ill, and he had few days to live. But in despair, the bank suddenly made a mistake and transferred 50 million yuan into his bank account.
Yes, after getting this money, you should really repay your relatives and friends who have been caring and taking care of you, anyway, because you are seriously ill, maybe you won't have a few days to live.
But can you really be so upright to hold the money and send it to them, and then tell them where the money came from?
No, it's definitely not appropriate!
"Alas, no wonder my dad used to tell me that good people are destined to achieve nothing, and only bad people can do things. So here's the reason. Xiao Zhang, who took off his "uniform", looked up at the ceiling and sighed.
PS: I didn't care about locking myself up in the small dark room for a long time, and I quickly sent it out when I came out. But this chapter is nearly 3,500 words, so it's not short!
I hope this chapter doesn't write Smile and Master Xiao as silly ×.
Ask for a collection and a recommendation! In the evening, that is more likely to be later.