He sat on the bamboo chair in front of the bamboo house, staring blankly at the modern villa opposite, wondering if he was struggling with whether to complain or not. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hah!" A robot stood behind the railing of the villa, noticed the gaze of the man, and waved the mechanical arm enthusiastically to say hello.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he stiffly stretched out his hand in response.

At this moment, a roaring sound passed over his head, and then he saw a girl flying in a white cloud, and shouted, "Don't think how fast you fly the plane!" This time my cloud driving skills have improved, and I will definitely catch you! Bastard! Don't run! ”

"Come on, come on, I'll give you a lollipop to eat if you catch me." A boy's voice came from the steel ball that had been slashed before.

The girl was furious, "Don't buy me with lollipops!" Do you think I'm going to be bought? Not a dozen, you're embarrassed to say it, stop me! ”

Ji Gutian was dumbfounded, and wanted to shout, "People aren't buying you, hey, you're not thinking the right way." ”

Hey, that's not the point.

The point is... In such a fairy place, why is there such a foreign thing?

"Brother Tian!" The fifth Meng stood outside the bamboo fence and waved to the bamboo chair in the courtyard, "We found a bar over there just now, and the newcomers of our class are going to get together there and connect with each other." You go and dress up, I heard that there are a lot of beautiful senior sisters there, maybe you can hook up with two, and it will also be good for us newcomers. ”

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he suddenly felt... Nima, went to college, what is this?

Isn't this special meow just that the freshmen collectively go to the bar outside the school to go to the senior sister?

It's messy in the wind, and I feel like I'm going to have another college hazing time.

It's just that you people don't need to cultivate? Do you have time to go to the bar? I'm so haggard for you, and I just want to say one thing to you right now... Great, I'll be right away.

Whistling, soaking in the clouds, after washing, he exchanged a set of fitted casual clothes from the system and put it on his body, his silver-white hair was tied in a ponytail with a hairpin at the back, and the rabbit ears were erected high.

After some dressing up, he took out the mirror and took a look, and found that he was too beautiful, he felt uncomfortable, and he had to put on makeup, otherwise he would go out like this, and in the bar with flickering lights, he might be treated as a girl and hooked up by others.

So, he exchanged a bunch of cosmetics from the system and painted men's makeup for himself, but while he was painting, he felt wrong... This Nima is more and more beautiful, I rub, can we still play together?

Why don't you have to wear a hat to disguise yourself?

He touched his poor rabbit ears and felt quite haggard.

But if this continues, the symptoms will not be cured, and sooner or later we will have to face it... Do you have to wear a hat for the rest of your life, hide it, and dare not see people for the rest of your life?

Hey, forget it, if those males are so short-sighted, then don't blame my brother for being unkind!

After washing his face and removing his makeup, he just had a pure and lovely peerless face, with two rabbit ears erected, jumping and jumping... Ah,No,It's obviously not right.,It's obviously a good way to go.。

After the enthusiastic guidance of the kind-hearted brothers and sisters, he finally came to Guan Yunfeng's legendary bar.

I saw a tall modern building standing in the clouds, the floors above were tall, and there was no end at a glance, and no one knew what the rooms above were for, and those who knew were generally wiped out...

Otherwise, wouldn't the whole sect be spreading, xxx's mother-in-law slept with QQQ, and Senior Sister ooo was in the bar with a certain elder xxx.

Ahem, ahem... This is a sect of cultivating immortals, and it is not as chaotic as in later generations... Typing out this line, Xiaomeng feels so good-hearted, a hodgepodge civilization that has developed for an unknown number of eras, and can still maintain the legendary conservative and stubborn, this only exists in harmonious novels, okay?

Even the most primitive people know the instinct of all animals that reproduce, and they can't resist it, they can't resist it... In this world, where even that layer of film can be brushed seamlessly by the system, pure natural and pollution-free, how can this layer of true humanity under harmony be missing?

"Cloud Smoke Bar?" He bought a bottle of water from the supermarket next to him, opened the cap and poured a sip, and said with a smile, "It's a good name, a good name." ”

With that, he paid for the ticket and walked in.

The imaginary vibrating music did not come, the imaginary shaking lights did not flicker, and the imaginary people did not twist their moving postures and vent their emotions.

All I saw was a group of people gathered in a heap, looking at the central hall, the dazzling fluorescent lamps were raised high, and there was not even a single person on the bar and the surrounding sofas, all standing in the crowd.

Seeing this scene, Ji Gutian immediately couldn't help but burst out foul language, "I'm grass!" It can't be such a coincidence, before the protagonist of Brother plays, the legendary pretending drama has already happened? ”

Worried that he would be one step too late, he hurriedly squeezed into the crowd in small steps, padding his feet to see what was happening inside.

In the center of the stage, a woman wearing a red thin dress dress crossed her arms and said in a queenly style, "You newcomers, if you don't do anything, you know that you will pick up the girl, and the trouble caused by this will also come to the sister's store." This time it's just a warning, if you commit it again next time, you will see it and kill it once, and there is no need to discuss. ”

Not far from her left hand, a very handsome man looked at the man on the ground opposite, and snorted disdainfully, "Newcomer, heh, we have to play." ”

After saying that, he looked back at the girl beside him, and was about to speak, but saw the girl sneer, "What's the matter? You still want to play with me, can't you? ”

The handsome guy pointed at her, his outstretched hand trembled, he swallowed what he wanted to say, made a calm face, and squeezed out two words, "Very good." ”

After speaking, he finally glanced back at the newcomer over there, brushed his sleeves and left.

The newcomer who was holding his body over there vomited blood and stood up with the support of his companions.

The girl looked at him, said nothing, and went back to her seat.

The people around saw that it was not lively, and suddenly it became lively again, and the fallacies on the stage sounded again, and the flashing lights ran out again with their teeth and claws, all kinds of pretenses, flashing blind dog eyes.

Sure enough, it was too late... He was quite regretful, swept his eyes in the crowd, and after seeing the acquaintance of the fifth meng, he squeezed over.

"God... Elder brother? The fifth Meng's first reaction when she saw Ji Gutian was to rub her eyes, and then stared at the dog's eyes again, and after finding that she was really familiar, she couldn't say surely, "Or sister?" ”

"Sister, you big-headed ghost!" Ji Gutian rolled his eyes and patted his head angrily, "You're so cute, I haven't called you sister yet." ”

"I didn't expect Brother Tian to be low-key, it's really dazzling." The fifth Meng smiled, and the embarrassment just now was resolved in one sentence.

"This junior sister, do you have the honor to have a drink together?" At this moment, a man stepped forward with two wine glasses, apparently prepared and had been paying attention for a long time.

Ji Gutian turned his head and glanced at him lightly, and his voice immediately changed, changing from a boy to a female voice, only to see him blink his eyes and say, "This senior brother, senior sister, I only drink with powerful men, if you can kick that one over there to the ground, I don't mind with you..."

The latter words were deliberately not said, but from his expression, anyone could hear what he meant.

Not to mention that the fifth Meng was completely dumbfounded, the senior brother holding the wine glass over there was already completely stunned, his hand holding the wine glass tightened, then took a deep breath, put the wine glass on the table on the side, and then walked over there aggressively, looking at his appearance, he was really looking for trouble.

This time, he was dumbfounded, and muttered, "Damn, isn't it, brother's face is so lethal?" ”

The corners of the fifth Meng's mouth twitched sharply, "The posture is really good, but it's still thanks to your acting skills, Sister Tian." ”

"Sister, your sister, Lao Tzu is a man." He slapped him again.

"Then you just..."The fifth Meng was stunned, and he didn't understand the situation at all.

"This kind of person...", he hooked his shoulder, glanced over there, and said coldly, "... It's time to do it! Let them understand that those dog eyes can't even distinguish between men and women, and they dare to come out to pick up girls? If you don't kill the chicken and make an example of him, wouldn't anyone dare to bother me? I don't have the patience to explain anything to this kid all day. ”

"Sister, you're a rabbit..."The fifth cute eye rolled up, looking at his pair of rabbit ears raised high.

"What's wrong with the rabbit? Do rabbits have no male or female? If you dare to call me sister again, my brother will castrate you, call me brother. He rolled his eyes and said.

"Haven't you heard a poem? Well, maybe you don't have it there, this poem is called Mulan poem, which tells the story of a sister who became a soldier on behalf of her father, and there is a sentence in it, called 'The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, the double rabbit walks on the ground, and An can tell that I am a male and female.' 'You didn't show your thighs, you didn't show your thighs, just with your figure... Hey, please forgive my brother's clumsiness, I really can't see it. The fifth Meng shook his head and fully demonstrated his talent, then looked at him with a different kind of gaze.

"Get out!" He scolded angrily.

Under the leadership of the fifth Meng, the two came to the gathering place of this new generation.

"Wow, I didn't expect we to have such a big beauty here? After three days of getting along, I really didn't see it. ”

A sweet smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he was about to speak, but the fifth Meng next to him hurriedly grabbed him and said first, "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, this is Gu Tian, Brother Tian, male." ”

He's scared, a group of people who have a good enough impression of him, don't go back to the pre-liberation because of a small thing that he doesn't report... Who knows if they will be angry with themselves because they are not wanted to be punished, and they will be used as an example of killing chickens and monkeys.

So it's better to be careful, before Brother Tian kills chickens and monkeys, I would like to remind you, as for whether you listen or not, it's your own choice, no wonder others, if this can lose favorability, then I don't want to brush this kind of goodwill without character and quality.

"Male?" Everyone looked at each other in surprise, but they quickly retracted it, there were too many men with a woman's face in this world, and there was nothing surprising about it.

"Here, a toast to our fellow friends!"

"!"

Everyone raised their glasses, touched it, and then took a sip, obviously seeing today's situation again, understanding that newcomers are not united, it is difficult to mix up, and they all want to win over the relationship, unite as one, and get along well before they have a career.

He put down his glass, "By the way, what happened just now?" (To be continued.) )