My name is Dogan, and yes, Dogan is my name. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAs the saying goes, a cheap name is easy to support, so my mother gave me such a name when I was frail and sickly since I was a child. Coupled with the high-end and high-grade surname of [Shangguan], I have had to take a breath after walking two steps since I was frail and sickly, and I have successfully grown into a female man who can turn over three muscular brothers with empty hands.

But on the very day of my twenty-fourth birthday, my family changed dramatically. In desperation, I was going to commit suicide by jumping into the sea, the sea was very cold and cold, but my heart was even colder, and just as I was jumping into the sea, I heard a voice that asked me if I was satisfied in this life, and I was not satisfied. He asked me if I had no regrets in my life, and I regretted a lot. He said he could help me go back in time and change my life, but there were preconditions that he would only help me if I had to pay a very serious price. Oh, what else do I have to be reluctant to give up as a dying person? Isn't it the price, as long as I can start over, whether it is a very serious price or a very serious price, I will do it.

I readily agreed to his terms, he gave me a chance to travel through time to revise history at will, and I want to use this precious opportunity to change my life!

Using this opportunity to travel right away, I'm going back to the year my mom was born more than forty years ago. I want to change my grandfather's fate, I heard my mother say that my grandfather was killed by someone who smashed the field in the year she was born, if my grandfather didn't die, my family would not decline, and my grandmother would not be so hard to pull my mother up alone, as the saying goes, a good starting point is half of life, if you want to change my life, you must first change my birth, you can't be the second generation of officials, at least you have to be a rich second generation.

On this day, my mother was born just over a month ago, and when I was doing the full moon wine, my grandfather drank a few more glasses at the banquet of the full moon wine, and then met the person who came to smash the field, stepped on the banana peel and accidentally hit the ground with his head and hung up. To be honest, being carelessly killed by a piece of banana peel and saving such a useless grandfather can really change my life? I can't say for sure, but it was the biggest turning point in my grandmother's and my mother's lives, and if I corrected that, my life would have changed.

There are many ways to change this tragedy, but I don't have much time, so now there is only one straightforward and effective thing I can do, and mess up this full moon wine!

Dogs, I wrapped my scarf around and pretended to be a guest who came to drink the full moon wine, anyway, grandpa's little was told dozens of times by grandma, and I was already reciting it backwards, casually making up the identity of a high school junior, and then talking about his little, even if he couldn't remember who I was, but he would definitely pretend to suddenly realize and invite me into the door.

I met my grandmother at the banquet, and although I had seen the wedding photos of my grandmother and grandfather when she was young, after seeing the real person, I still had the question in my mind about why my grandmother's flower was inserted in my grandfather's cow dung.

Just as he was thinking about choosing which time and reason to smash this full moon wine, suddenly there was a screaming scream at the door, and then a group of men with sticks broke into the door. How did you come to smash the field so soon? The plan can't catch up with the changes, so let's get rid of the group of people in front of us first.

I reacted immediately, threw the chair under my ass at the group of men, and shouted angrily: "Don't panic, everyone! Protect Brother Wu Yue, protect Sister-in-law Wu Yue, this group of people will be handed over to me to clean up! ”

After saying that, my dog Dan rushed towards them like a bullfighting tiger descending the mountain, punching three people away, kicking four people away, chopping melons and chopping vegetables to beat the group of people to the point that they had no power to fight back, just kidding, is it really a female man who has been a dog for more than ten years in vain? Have you seen the power of being single for twenty-four years? Anyway, before I could warm up, they were already lying on the ground moaning in pain, either broken bones or bone meal.

I clapped my hands, returned to my grandfather and patted my grandfather's shoulder: "Brother Wu Yue, I didn't scare you." ”

Grandpa was slapped by me like this, and his legs trembled and he almost knelt. Of course, he knew that there were so many people around him, and how unsightly it was to kneel on the ground, so he held the chair with both hands and smiled forcefully: "It's okay, it's okay, thanks to you." ”

At this moment, my seventh sense as a female man sensed the danger, kicked my grandfather away, and just turned around, a sharp arrow sank into my chest.

Plotting against me? My dog is not a vegetarian, so I threw the guardstone lion weighing hundreds of pounds on one side as a return gift. The stone lion landed, and the man was crushed to death by the stone lion before he could even let out a scream.

My grandfather, who was kicked to the side, hurriedly pounced: "Doctor! Hurry up and get a doctor! Your ...... It's not, your chest is ...... No, you're ...... Wrong, you've got an arrow in your left atrium, hold on and the doctor will be there soon. ”

I looked down at an arrow inserted in my left atrium, it didn't hurt at all, probably because I had my breast augmentation last year and turned C into G, which was filled with so much silicone, I don't believe you hurt me.

Suddenly, my eyes were black, and my limbs were weak and uncontrollably fell into my grandfather's arms, and the arrows were poisonous!

Grandpa looked at me very anxiously: "Hey, you can't die!" ”

How can my dog die, it's just that the time to travel is up, and I have to go. But there are a few words to say before leaving.

"Brother Wu Yue, take my share and live."

Grandpa held up my hand: "Hey! Feed! Don't give up on treatment, you haven't told me your name yet! ”

"I ...... My name is Dogdan. ”

My hand hung limply.

Before I completely lost consciousness, I seemed to hear my grandfather's heart-rending voice: "Dog's egg, child'er'er-"

Anyway, I've saved my grandfather, and if he wasn't a useless scumbag, my life would have changed dramatically.

I heard that voice again, and that voice told me that my life had completely changed, and asked me what time I wanted to go back to start over, and I thought about it, and sure enough, I should go back to the year I was fourteen.

When I opened my eyes and looked around, I was now in a garden full of sunflowers, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly I noticed something was wrong!

My dog's egg has been developing since the age of twelve, and at the age of thirteen it became a C cup, although it has not grown in the next 11 years, so I should be a C cup at the age of 14.

But now, I'm flat-chested! A flat chest with no ups and downs at all, what the hell is going on!

Suddenly, I figured out if this was the price I paid for traveling through time. That's it, the chest can be uplifted, but what's the matter with this young girl's height? I distinctly remember that at the age of 14 I was the tallest in my class, and now I seem to be shorter than before, as if I was not even 1.4 meters. What can I do? Do you want to be a flat-chested Lori for the rest of your life? Or do you choose a childlike ****?

"Gurgling ......"

My stomach was screaming, I was so hungry, and although I don't know why I'm here or why I'm wearing this pink princess dress, I'd better ask a few people about the current situation.

Walking and walking, I don't know how long I walked, but I felt more and more weak, and my hands and feet became softer and softer. Finally, I walked out of the sunflower garden, and what appeared in front of me was a tree-lined path, and my eyes lit up, and it was good to have a road, and if there was a road, I was not afraid that I would not find anyone.

I hurried towards the tree-lined path, and there were still a few steps to go, when suddenly my foot tripped over a stone, and the whole person flew towards the tree-lined path.

"Bang!"

I felt like I was hit by a car, or I felt like I had hit a car. In short, in order to show that I was wounded, I still gave a symbolic "whoosh", and I was tired and hungry and weak, and I lay face down on the ground, and a wave of tiredness swept over me, and I only had time to say three words, and I knew nothing.

When I woke up, I was still lying on the tree-lined path with a bundle of bills at hand. Speculating from the height of the sun, it should be noon now. Although I was still very hungry, I regained a lot of energy after sleeping for a while, and counted the bundle of bills at hand, which was more than my salary for a year and a half.

Just when I was about to howl for help, a BMW stopped on the side of the road, and a handsome man got out of the car, quickly rushed towards me, and held me in his arms: "Dog, are you okay, I found you, do you know how worried your parents and big brothers and sisters are about you!" ”

I didn't reply, just stared at the man in a daze. Hey? This person knows my name, so he is someone I know. But I don't have any impression at all, could it be that this is a chain reaction brought about by saving grandpa?

Seeing that I didn't speak, the man said anxiously: "Dog! you! Do you still know me? I'm your brother Shangguan Tiezhu! ”

- Poof! Could it be that because I saved my grandfather, under a series of chain reactions, I actually had such a handsome brother?

However, the name Shangguan Tiezhu is indeed like my mother's style, just like my name dog, a cheap name is easy to feed.

Wait, he just said [Do you know how worried your parents, big brothers and sisters are], that is to say, I not only have Shangguan Tiezhu, but also an older brother and a sister, plus a family of six parents and parents?

I opened my mouth and didn't say a word for a long time.

Shangguan Tiezhu was shocked: "Dog! What's wrong with you! You can't be poisoned dumb, right?! Tell my brother quickly, which perverted Lolita will poison you next time, I will hang him on a tree and whip him for three days and three nights! ”

Shangguan Tiezhu grabbed my shoulders and shook me around, and I was already very dizzy, and I felt even more uncomfortable as if I was pregnant and motion sickness.

I spat out two words with all my might: "I...... Hungry! ”

Then his eyes went black and he lost consciousness completely.

(In commemoration of AKB48Group's second consecutive championship in the general election, the first consecutive hegemony in history (?) This feat, one more today )