I picked peaches all over the yard, burst out monkey hair, and finally tried it, but it turned out to be a monkey......

At this time, Qin Xiaobai didn't want to say anything more, he just wanted to be quiet. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But of course, it was important to save his life, and seeing a golden iron rod sweeping over, he hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Great Sage, Great Sage, ...... of your own people."

As soon as Sun Wukong saw that it was Qin Xiaobai, he immediately withdrew the iron rod in a flash of golden light, turned over and came down from the air, walked around Qin Xiaobai with a smile, stretched out his monkey paw and put it on his shoulder and said, "It turned out to be you kid, where have you been running these days." ”

Saying that, Sun Wukong also showed off to Qin Xiaobai, and recently the heavenly court appointed him as the manager of the peach orchard, indicating how the peach in the peach orchard is, delicious, juicy, tender and delicious......

Listening to Qin Xiaobai, it was even more unpleasant, and he said with a sad face: "Brother Monkey, you don't give you any strength, with the relationship between the two of us, don't you even leave me a half peach......

"Why didn't you stay, my grandson left a peach king for your kid. There are only two in the whole Pan Tao Garden, it is said that it has been ripe for many thousands of years, and I have one grandson and one for you.! ”

Sun Wukong patted his chest arrogantly, saying that he stretched out his hand and waved, and a basketball-sized peach was the same as the big peach that Qin Xiaobai picked just now, and the basketball-sized peach suddenly appeared out of thin air and threw it at Qin Xiaobai.

Qin Xiaobai was overjoyed when he saw this scene, but when he was overjoyed to take the peach king and take a look, he found that this peach had no aroma at all, and it was hard and all had a cyan skin, which was obviously not ripe yet.

"Oh, this peach is not fully ripe, you can leave it for a few thousand more years and try it."

Sun Wukong turned the iron rod into an embroidery needle, and waved his hand indifferently while picking his teeth.

"......" Qin Xiaobai burst into tears, isn't this special meow playing with his feelings.

It takes tens of thousands of years to get ripe, not to mention whether he, a little immortal, can have such a long lifespan, even if he really has, but in five hundred years, there will be a catastrophe, and he wants this peach king to use it as a ball to kick the ball......

However, Qin Xiaobai finally put this peach king into the Naling bag silently, although it is not yet ripe, but it may be able to eat it, maybe it is just a little worse in taste and a little slag in efficacy.

No matter how bad it is, it is good to be a decoration and decoration, in short, Qin Xiaobai's principle is that when you come to a place like Pantaoyuan, you can't come to the cliff in vain......

Originally, Qin Xiaobai actually had a little psychological barrier to fooling Brother Monkey or something, but now, he didn't feel guilty at all......

So Qin Xiaobai immediately started to do business, and started his great cause of fooling Brother Monkey.

Since it is a fool, it is natural that you can't have a showdown with Brother Monkey directly, and tell him that you are not in the stream, and the Monkey King is an empty position, and now the caretaker of the Pan Tao Garden is also the level of a land, and you will not be invited to the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Conference.

With Sun Wukong's temper, if he didn't blow up on the spot, he would go directly to heaven, then this plot is not bad from the original, at most, it is missing the elixir and jade liquid in the peach stealing meeting, and the golden pill in the Tushi Palace.

Not to mention the additional weakening of the Heavenly Court, it is estimated that it will not even reach the destruction index of the original Heavenly Palace.

Therefore, Qin Xiaobai decided to bury a thorn in Brother Monkey's heart first.

So Qin Xiaobai first chatted with Brother Monkey, and then talked about the treatment of Heavenly Court, at this time, he pretended to ask Sun Wukong mysteriously: "Brother Monkey, some words don't pass on to Six Ears, can you set up a soundproof barrier or something." ”

"What's the matter, it's still such a god-like chatter."

Brother Monkey, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, glanced at Qin Xiaobai with disgust, but he still waved his hand and set up a soundproof ban around the two of them.

In fact, in addition to deliberately creating an atmosphere, Qin Xiaobai is really afraid of being listened to by someone with a heart, after all, this is a major crime of inciting rebellion, and no matter how much he has an undercover identity, he can't wash it away.

Now with this prohibition, Qin Xiaobai immediately felt relieved and bold, and then asked Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, what if Heavenly Court humiliates you again this time?" ”

Sun Wukong was a dead spirit, and he didn't follow Qin Xiaobai's words, he jumped up the tree with a smile, sat on the branch of the tree and swung his tail, and asked Qin Xiaobai rhetorically: "Why are you kid so high against the heavens, and you always talk to me about this?" ”

Qin Xiaobai has instigated Brother Monkey to rebel more than once, and when he and Sun Wukong met for the first time earlier, when they were still Xiaotianbing, they said that they wanted to be the leading party......

Hearing this, Qin Xiaobai was slightly stunned, he was right, he and Heavenly Court had no grievances in the past, but now they have become a Bi Ma Wen, why are they so anti-Heaven.

But immediately, Qin Xiaobai immediately made an indignant and passionate look and said:

"The boy lives in the world of the nether world, his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless, who knows that the Jade Emperor, he is ruthless and unreasonable, and when he sees the villain's appearance, he will arrest me and send me to the gate of heaven to guard the door for him for a hundred years and a hundred years......

There is no hardware insurance, and there is no small money, and he stands guard all year round without rest, and he is miserable and tearful. From then on, this hatred is in my heart, and I will be strong in order to avenge this revenge. ”

Sun Wukong, who was sitting on the peach tree and swaying, suddenly laughed and clapped his hands and said: "Good song, good song, it is better to say than to sing." ”

Qin Xiaobai sweated, but fortunately he was witty and half-truthed.

So he immediately said to Sun Wukong: "Heaven is powerful, I, a little scumbag, can only think about it, and now I am just nagging the picture below, and only Brother Monkey dares to really go down to heaven." ”

Sun Wukong suddenly raised his chin proudly; "That's it."

Qin Xiaobai then continued: "If Heavenly Court looks down on people repeatedly, will Brother Monkey still go down to Heavenly Court?" ”

Sun Wukong arrogantly said: "Naturally. ”

Qin Xiaobai saw that Sun Wukong finally followed his words, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and then said:

"Brother Monkey, if I were you, I would never do this, Heavenly Court is the one who holds the bull's ear in the Three Realms, and he has repeatedly rebelled against Heavenly Court, for the sake of face and for the sake of serving the public, Heavenly Court will not give up."

"As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and no matter how big the magic power is, it is difficult to support it alone. If there is really such a day, simply don't do it endlessly, and steal all the good things that Heavenly Court can loot and steal, such as Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid Pan Tao Jindan or something, and then gather the Ten Demon Kings Wuthering Mountains and Forests."

"As the so-called law does not blame the public, if the heavenly court wants to move me at that time, I am afraid that I will have to weigh it."

"If Heavenly Court still wants to come hard, we won't coax it, just go against him, and the emperor will take turns to come to my house this year...... You're right, Brother Monkey. ”

Under the guise of laughing and laughing, Qin Xiaobai showed his foolish Dafa to the extreme, told his plan completely, and instilled it in Brother Monkey.