Chapter 6: Free Traps
Where is this still playing games, it's just playing with life!
In this way, where is Xiao Zhang in the mood to look at the tasks he just received, let's take a look at his team members first, and I don't know if there are any means of cheating. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's like playing cards, the goal is not so important whether you win how many hands or how much you win, the key is to see if you can draw a good deck of cards!
But judging from the current situation, the card is definitely not very good - the WE team currently has a record of 1 win, 8 losses and 6 draws, ranking first from the bottom in the LPL! -- It can be seen from this that it is not a problem with the cards, but a problem with the person who plays the cards.
At present, the five main players of WE are: top laner Aluka, mid laner Ninja, jungler Spirit, shooter STYZ, and support Yuzhe.
and a couple of subs: mid laner Xiye, shooter Mystic, support Conan......
But what attracted Xiao Zhang the most in the entire team panel were the names at the bottom, all of which were gray and a little rusty.
Among these names, there are Misaya, Smile, and Strawberry. There are also several more ancient gods, such as YJTM Knife Brother, such as the auxiliary IF, and even the "coach" Joker who is still active in the commentary circle until now.
Perhaps because of the earlier transfer departure, there are no promises and curly names in it.
"Ashing...... I guess it's retired, right? Xiao Zhang guessed something, but still stretched out his finger and poked at the smiling name.
In fact, he simply wanted to see if the former "world's No. 1 ADC" would have any anti-heaven attributes.
However......
"Confirm the comeback smile? (This operation is free)"
I grass! Is that okay?
Xiao Zhang was stunned, his mouth was wide open enough to fit an egg.
"For Mao is always like this? Is it luck or misfortune? I actually just want to lose it, but God always throws me a lump in a bad way! Nima! Xiao Zhang muttered.
If it weren't for "free", Xiao Zhang might not have made a comeback with a smile.
This season, because WE's main scorer STYZ has been very inconsistent and nervous. This made many WE fans shout on the forum that they want the king to come back and play professionally again, and continue to fly with WE or something.
But every time at this time, there will be another group of fans who will post a rebuttal under these posts, and the most said is "begging to let go", and there are also some reasons why the analysis emperor will not make a comeback one by one, in order to extinguish those people's delusions.
For example, "Smile is now playing live broadcasts, talking about love with Xiaoyan, happy every day, not tired, and earning a lot of money, why do you want to make a comeback!" ”
For example, "Smile and Battle Flag TV signed a 500W contract, this comeback is not explosive!" ”
For example, "I watched a few people from the old WE live broadcast yesterday, tsk, that leaky knife, I can't bear to look at it directly, these old men are still honestly playing live broadcasts well!" ”
Another example, "I think Smile can play professionally now, but it takes very hard training to recover, and I have to admit that he is getting older and his reaction is a little bit unable to keep up." ”
……
Xiao Zhang's analysis of these people makes sense.
So Xiao Zhang originally didn't plan to toss and smile. People have trained hard for so long, and they almost have "facial paralysis" in order to play professionally. Now that he has finally retired, let's give him a few days of happy and carefree life!
But the lethality of the word "free" is too great.
Xiao Zhang won't do things that hurt others and himself, and he is not stupid. Xiao Zhang will consider doing things that are harmful to others and not beneficial to himself, mainly to see if the person who was damaged has any enmity with Xiao Zhang.
It can harm others and benefit oneself...... Especially at this critical juncture of fighting for your life, hehe, then I'm sorry!
I don't care what "5 million contract" you are, what "Su Xiaoyan" I care about you, and what "bad state and slow response" do you...... It's free! Comeback, proper comeback!
"Comeback confirmed!" Xiao Zhang poked.
"Ding Dong!"
"You've made a comeback - 'Smile'!"
After his comeback, Smile has taken off his "gray" state, and his ID has run to the top of the player list.
Xiao Zhang was not in a hurry to see the attribute of the smile at this time.
He also had to go to scourge the strawberries.
"Confirm the comeback of strawberries? (This operation is free)"
Sure enough, it's free again!
"Comeback confirmed!" Another poke.
"Ding Dong!"
"You've made a comeback - 'Strawberry'!"
This and this is really against the sky!
Thinking of the surprise, surprise, and frightened eyes of the fans who got the news tomorrow, and ...... Battle Banner TV doesn't know what virtue to be angry, tsk! Xiao Zhang smiled wickedly.
was about to make a comeback, Xiao Zhang suddenly remembered that he seemed to have seen a "ashed" place before.
It seems to be the "language" of "basic information"?
Xiao Zhang went back and looked at it, and sure enough, after the "language" column was completely expanded, except for "Chinese" and "English", which were lit up, the rest, such as Korean, Japanese, French, and German, were all grayed.
This time, Xiao Zhang will play, and he will poke "Korean" when he goes up.
In order to cope with the current situation of LPL Korean aid, and in order to better compete with Korean coaches, it is absolutely necessary to learn Korean!
"Are you sure you want to learn Korean? (This operation is free)"
Sure enough, it's free again! Aha! Lao Tzu is developed!
Xiao Zhang laughed wildly.
"Learn!" Xiao Zhang poked down.
After a period of intense dizziness, Xiao Zhang shook his head.
This is the second time I've had this kind of dizziness, and the last time it seemed like I had just downloaded this mobile game.
"It turns out that you were the one who did it last time!"
After this dizziness, Xiao Zhang knew everything about Korean - "My Niang Ha Saiyou" or something, or "Smecta" or something.
"It's a pity, this thing can only be used for ourselves, otherwise we can go to open a 'New Oriental' or something, learn the language in a second, teach and learn, and make a fortune!" Xiao Zhang still had to get up.
But in the next second, he exploded like a popped balloon.
"Attention, you've used all three free trials!" This prompt was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, blowing Xiao Zhang up on the outside and tender on the inside.
What?
Three free trials?!
Don't!
"System...... Big brother system, you can't do this! Xiao Zhang wailed. Knowing this, Xiao Zhang would definitely use all these three "free experiences" to strengthen his attributes!
And that's not even the most infuriating.
Xiao Zhang tried to click on the gray "French" again.
"Sure to learn French? (This operation will cost 10 gold)"
Let's try to make Ruofeng come back again.
"Confirm the comeback? (This operation will cost 100 gold)"
This...... It's a big loss!
If you knew that learning a language would only cost 10 gold coins, you would have learned a hairy stick language! Xiao Zhang's intestines were full of remorse.
"No, I want to read the archive!" Xiao Zhang also wants to sacrifice the "Save &Load Dafa".
"Not at all!" The system refuses very simply.
But at the same time, several more pieces of information bounced up.
"Ding Dong!"
"Ding Dong!"
"Ding Dong!"
What's wrong with it!
PS: It's 15:00 more. Don't worry about Brother Cheng's "team tyrant" attributes, and don't worry about the state of these old men, there will be an explanation later. Finally, thank you to the book friends Nange 059 and Black Apollo for their tips!