In recent days, as the WE team has reported the final list to the IEM organizing committee, the news of the comeback of Smile and Strawberry has also swept through the major e-sports media and become a well-deserved explosive news. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Coach Xiao has really watched a lot of this kind of news in the past few days, and he has to vomit - it's all a road, first "remembering", then analyzing the bad current situation of WE, and finally expressing worries and a little wish.

It's really not nutritious.

Xiao Zhang picked out an English source from these materials, which was given to him by the team's analysts before departure, and I heard that it was Riot's official evaluation of Team WE - the reason why Riot would evaluate Team WE at this point in time was not because it had a preference for WE or had expectations or anything, but that it made a detailed review of all eight teams participating in IEM, and WE was just one of them.

Because they were in a hurry to catch the plane, the analysts in the team just printed it out and did not have time to translate it into Chinese.

But it doesn't matter, for Xiao Zhang, the original English version is better, so that you can better see the foreigner's tone between the lines and read the true meaning of the article.

Xiao Zhang's English level is okay, and there was no problem with daily communication, but later because of work needs, he had to use Skype (foreign video chat software) to talk to foreigners on the parent company's side about technical issues almost every day.

At the beginning, the two old men talked about some technical concepts such as "polishing", "dimensional tolerance" and "semi-permeable film" in English all day long, and then after getting acquainted, the topic became broader, and they began to talk about politics, history, sex and other things that the big men liked, and the English level improved by leaps and bounds.

With this level of proficiency, reading Riot's report is certainly stress-free.

"A big gamble, the battle of IEM in WE." This is the question given by Riot.

Nothing new, just read on.

"In March 2015, at the IEM World Finals in Katowice, the top teams from all regions gathered in Poland – GE with a sweep of South Korea, experienced CJ, GMB from Europe and North America, SK, T-S-M and C9, each of which finished first or at the top of their respective leagues. The Lightning Wolves from Taiwan are also the most amazing team in the LMS League, with even the worst GMB rising steadily recently to fourth place in the European LCS League.

Finally, maybe it's time to talk about the WE team from China, which is currently the bottom-ranked team in the domestic LPL league in China. It doesn't seem to have any comparison with the other seven teams.

Team WE brought everything it could to Poland, and no one expected it to win even a single victory. ”

Xiao Zhang had thought before reading this article that given WE's poor record in the LPL, the evaluation might be relatively low. But he still didn't expect that the evaluation would be so low!

Can't win a single victory?

Lao Tzu is grass!

Let's read it first!

"WE Crush of Will:

Prior to the start of the 2015 LPL Spring Split, Team WE underwent another personnel change - bringing in former Samsung Blue Team Jungler Spirit and Styz, a shooter who was banned for a year due to contract issues. Together with mid laner Ninja and former PE team's top laner Aluka and support YuZhe, a new version of WE is formed.

Unfortunately, however, so far, their performance in the LPL arena can only be described as "terrible". The team lost 10 games in a row before winning their first game in the third week against the equally disappointing VG team.

Styz's performance in the lower lane has not been convincing, and the top laner Aluka has been crushed in various ways, and the line is always pressed, which is jokingly called the "top laner unit of measurement" by the LPL audience, which makes the jungler Spirit have no time to care about it at all. Ninja is a little better this season than last season, but once WE starts teamfights, there is no tacit understanding between all the team members!

In this new WE, the only bright spot is Spirit, he is full of energy, especially when using Leopard Girl and Excavator, he tries to carry the whole WE team, and the WE third line collapses to make him stronger. But the problem doesn't stop there, no clever engineer can fill the wreck full of holes, and every time a piece of water is repaired, a new leak appears.

WE's teamfights are still the biggest problem, and Spirit can't do more to save than a perfect prince ultimate.

These issues, including the recent rise of the EP team, have made WE the undisputed worst team in the LPL! ”

If the person who wrote this "review" sat opposite Xiao Zhang, then there is "no doubt" that as the coach of the "worst team", Coach Xiao would not hesitate to throw this ridiculous B written by JB off the plane!

Coach Xiao was not very angry at this time: Okay, good! Lao Tzu must let you dead pigs who don't know anything see what it means to be called "the worst team in the LPL"!

At the end of this article, it still adheres to the "black to the end" argument.

"Changing the Squad on the Spot:

For WE's top management, the top priority at this time is obviously struggling with relegation in the LPL. This goal made their recent decision less surprising - a change on the eve of IEM!

Just two days before the game, Team WE chose to play with a substitute mid laner and the support was also exchanged for the previous Conan. Not only that, but the top management of WE actually said that the retired legendary players Smile and Strawberry were in a delusional attempt to save this crumbling WE team by their comeback.

Is it possible?

It's unlikely, even the basketball god Michael Jordan had a long time in his comeback, and it's a fast-changing esports! Looking at Poohmandu's performances after his comeback, sensible viewers should know that they should never expect anything from these two returning players to perform on the IEM field.

Because WE's real goal is to be relegated in the domestic arena!

No one is looking forward to their IEM journey, but no one will be stingy with their blessings - the club that has brought us so many memories should not be reduced to LSPL. ”

Looking at the dark night outside the window, as well as those sporadic lights, Xiao Zhang felt that his goal had never been clear: "I must win this game!" ”

……

……

Friday, March 13, 8 p.m. Beijing time.

An Internet café located in front of a university.

"Whew, I'm good to win!" Chen Ping just finished a qualifying match and was in a double row with his good friend Liu Mintai.

"What's going on with you today? How to feel absent-minded! Liu Mintai asked, he was a little unhappy.

Chen Ping's state today is extremely poor, so to speak, he didn't fight seriously at all. Obviously, the game with a big advantage in the early stage was pulled back by others little by little because of Chen Ping's successive mistakes, dragged to the later stage, and almost lost!

"You can fight yourself first, I'll go see IEM." Chen Ping glanced at the clock in the lower right corner of the desktop, and found that it was already eight o'clock, so he quickly opened the web page.

“IEM？ What's there to see? Watch WE being abused? Liu Mintai didn't understand.

Liu Mintai was originally the same as Chen Ping, and he was a fan of the old WE. But after Smile and Strawberry retired, Liu Mintai completely turned from a fan to a passerby, and no longer paid attention to WE's game.

Chen Ping, but he still insisted, but every time he watched the WE game, he felt sad, and sometimes he was bumped into by Liu Mintai with a bitter face, and he had to be said by Liu Mintai to be "purely looking for abuse"!

"Smile and Strawberry are back, don't you want to see it?" Chen Ping also wanted to pull Liu Mintai to watch the game together.

"Look at what! Didn't Riot say it all in that comment, WE is now bent on relegation and using IEM to practice the lineup! I don't want to see the king abused! I really can't figure out how good it is for the king and Berry to play live at home and sell cakes, why should they come back and suffer this crime again! Maybe it's really like 'Fumando', and the good things of your entire career are ruined by this one! "Riot's comments are still very authoritative in the eyes of ordinary players.

Liu Mintai didn't say anything more, and immediately started his own single row.

"Alas, well!"

Chen Ping opened the live broadcast interface of IEM.

But the match that is currently being broadcast live is C9 vs. Huya.

Without WE, Chen Ping didn't care about it, but at this time, he didn't have the heart to masturbate anymore. Just drag the live window to the left side of the screen and mute it. I found a video of Ash casually and watched it absentmindedly.

One by one, I waited for six hours from 8 o'clock in the evening until nearly 2 o'clock in the morning before finally waiting.

WE vs. T-S-M!

Chen Ping adjusted his sitting posture.

It's finally getting started!

PS: The game has finally begun.,The recent plot suggests that everyone raise it.,It's better to watch it together until the end of IEM.。

The next shift is in the evening.