Chapter 117: Police Simpson
"Teacher, don't play dead!" Driving on the road, Xu Yifei carried forward the virtue of respecting teachers and valuing education, and tried to call the sleeping Jin Lao in his mind. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Since level 30, Jin Lao has rarely instructed Xu Yifei, and he has basically been asleep, and no matter how Xu Yifei calls him, he rarely wakes up. Later, Xu Yifei even forgot about the existence of Jin Lao.
The last time he played Manchester United away, it was Jin Lao who took the initiative to give advice, otherwise Xu Yifei would not have pinned his hopes on him.
This time the stakes were very high, and when Xu Yifei was anxious, he suddenly thought of Jin Lao again.
Since Jin Lao helped Xu Yifei turn on the anti-sky system, he not only hit every word, but also made Xu Yifei's ball skills improve at the speed of a rocket. Xu Yifei never had doubts about Jin Lao's strength, but was full of curiosity about his identity.
"Ahem!" A voice that relied on the old and sold the old sounded in his head, "Boy, my old man already understands your situation. ā
"It's a parasite in my brain." Xu Yifei muttered quietly.
"Boy, what did you say?" Jin Lao's voice revealed an obvious annoyance, "It's not big, it's not small!" Since you disrespect my old man so much, well, I'll go back and continue to sleep, and your affairs will be solved by yourself! ā
"Don't, teacher!" A few black lines suddenly appeared on Xu Yifei's head, "The apprentice knows that he is wrong, but the apprentice doesn't dare." Hurry up and save the apprentices! ā
"This is the right way to wake up the master." Jin Lao said proudly, "Remember, if you ask me for something in the future, you have to do this!" ā
was stuck by the old guy, of course Xu Yifei also tried to resist, but without the support of the anti-heavenly system, his ambition could not be realized, and his ball skills would improve very slowly, not to mention the king of the ball, and it is still unknown whether even the realm of the star can be reached.
is also helpless, Xu Yifei tolerated Jin Lao until now.
"Teacher, I guess they will definitely have to go through the legal process to interfere with my training and competition. Do you have any good solutions? ā
"Confession!" Simply said two words, and Jin Lao was silent.
"Confession, confession?" Xu Yifei couldn't believe his ears, and asked again after a while, "Why?" ā
"It's the most time-saving!" Jin Lao didn't seem to want to say a word.
"Then I'll be sentenced to re-education through labor!" Xu Yifei exclaimed, "If you go to labor reeducation, it will take at least half a month!" ā
"But it's only 4 hours a day at most!"
"4 hours is a lot, okay?"
Jin Lao stopped talking, and Xu Yifei finally asked tentatively: "Is there really no better way?" ā
"It's gone!"
"Okay, re-education through labor will be re-education through labor! It's only 4 hours a day at most, and no one can die! ā
Back at the residence, Xu Yifei discussed it with Michelle and Lin Xinya again.
It took a lot of effort for Xu Yifei to get Michelle to agree to confess his guilt.
"Since you have decided to confess your guilt, the sooner the better." Lin Xinya interjected, "Yifei, I think, you still take the initiative to go to the police station to turn yourself in, it's faster!" ā
"Turn yourself in?" Xu Yifei and Michelle exclaimed at the same time.
"That's right! The police department has the power to punish such cases, and there will never be a police officer who will let such a case turn himself in and delay it. Lin Xinya said, "Speaking of which, this should be the most beneficial result for you." ā
After a moment of silence, Xu Yifei nodded in agreement.
"Now I'm not worried about myself, but Xinya and Feifei. They are very important people in my life. Since the Red Devils are pointing the finger at me, I am afraid that they will also threaten me with their safety. ā
"Jack. Stanley and Richard. Hansen. Michelle turned to the two bodyguards and said, "In the future, you will increase your manpower and be sure to protect Princess Feifei and Miss Lin." ā
"Okay, David." Stanley replied.
After preliminary arrangements, Michelle accompanied Xu Yifei to the nearby police station.
Turning yourself in is something that all police officers can not seek. Not only can you save worry and effort, but you can also reap the credit and benefits of solving the case, is there a better errand in the world?
"Turn yourself in?" Hearing these two words, the short and fat policeman, who had been listless, suddenly jumped up from his chair, and the smug look was clear on his face.
"Yes, officer." Xu Yifei folded his hands in front of him, leaned forward slightly, and behaved extremely honestly.
"Okay, follow me!" As if he had seen a relative, the short and fat policeman hugged Xu Yifei warmly and walked to the interrogation room.
"You may be seated!" The short and fat policeman was very polite, and even poured Xu Yifei a glass of water, "Let's start recording a confession." ā
To take the credit for himself, the Humpty Dumpty cop didn't call any of his companions, but just turned on the camera as ruled.
As long as the whole process is filmed, it is not necessary for more than two police officers to record a statement.
Michelle acted as a witness and quickly finished taking the transcript.
Then I went to the University of Leeds to collect the certificate at the Yifei sporting goods store and hospital, and the formalities were quickly completed.
The moment he got the penalty notice, Xu Yifei felt relaxed in his heart, and even wanted to shout to the sky.
"You're a Catholic, aren't you?" Humpty Dumpty, the policeman in charge of handling it, couldn't help but ask.
"It's not." Xu Yifei replied, "Actually, I am an atheist. ā
"Then why are you so happy that you have been punished?" The police were puzzled.
"60 hours of community labor re-education, completed within a month!" Xu Yifei suppressed the excitement in his heart and said, "I am extremely proud to think that I can contribute to the health cause of the community!" ā
"Stupid ......" watched Xu Yifei and David. Michelle drove away, and Humpty Dumpty muttered, "However, I really hope that there are more fools like this, then I will be promoted and raised soon!" ā
Completing 60 hours of community labor re-education in a month, and it is a relatively easy labor such as cleaning the road, for Xu Yifei, this result is already very good.
"Teacher, it seems that you still don't know much about British law!" Xu Yifei mocked Jin Lao in his heart, "Xinya's idea is much smarter than yours." ā
"Harmful!" Unexpectedly, Jin Lao actually responded this time, although what he said was still so concise.
"Harmful? Who? ā
"Police."
"The Humpty Dumpty cop?"
"Yes!"
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Not long after Xu Yifei left the police station, a Toyota overbearing stopped at the entrance of the police station, and two people walked down from the car.
The middle-aged man in sunglasses said to the stocky policeman from afar, "You're The Simpson, right?" ā
Simpson, who was sitting behind the table with his eyes smugly closed and humming a ditty, opened his eyes lazily: "Who are you?" ā
"Don't ask me who I am, I'm here to tell you something." The inkblot man said slowly, "You're about to lose your job!" ā
"Unemployed?" Simpson laughed, "Haha, joke! I'm not afraid to tell you that Lao Tzu is about to be promoted! ā
"Oh? How about a bet? The man in sunglasses had a flat voice without any fluctuations.
"Bet on what?"
"If you're unemployed, come to me at this address." The man in sunglasses took out a note with the address written on it and said, "If you are promoted, I will come here to kowtow to you and apologize." ā
Simpson thought about it and felt that he had nothing to lose, so he agreed: "Deal!" (To be continued.) )