Huh? What about portals? What about dimensional rifts? What about the teleportation array? What about the teleportation aura? It's okay to come and slash me back!

Looking at the dazed teenager searching around, the customer service girl was "surprised" and said, "Oh, what's wrong with Mr. Su Ye?" Aren't you going back? Why don't you leave? ”

Su Ye searched everywhere to no avail, and hurriedly asked, "That, I was caught by you, oh no, I sent it, right?" ”

The customer service girl nodded noncommittally, and explained by the way: "It's a fateful choice, Mr. Su Ye~"

"So, as a reputable company, you're going to definitely send me back!" Su Ye asked with hope. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The customer service girl nodded dryly: "Yes, we will send you back, but - that's what will only happen after you complete the system experience." But at present, you have clearly refused to bind the system, and I can't start the transmission with my customer service. ”

"In fact, teleportation is only handed over to you after you've experienced the system. So your right to go home is all in your own hands! ”

"And how far is this from my house?"

Holding on to the last glimmer of hope, Su Ye asked cautiously.

This must be built on the dark side of the earth or something, in fact, my house has an entrance to this place, such as a toilet or something......

It's a pity that the gently shaking fingers of the customer service girl broke Su Ye's last illusion: "It's not what you think~ This is a trial ground floating somewhere in the universe, and it is only ...... away from the earth 100 light years, it's still quite close! ”

You're a ghost! My big earth can only revolve in the solar system so far, okay?! A hundred light years, you're meowing and teasing me?!

Su Ye, who couldn't bear it, roared in his heart, but still with the last glimmer of hope, asked, "This is a bug, doesn't your company care about it?" ”

"Dear users, thank you for your feedback. Our company will deal with the problems you mentioned as soon as possible, and please forgive me for any inconvenience caused. ”

The customer service girl explained with a glance.

Go out...... appeared, the official explanation of the legend!

Su Ye cautiously asked, "Then how long will it take to fix this bug?" ”

"Then I don't know, after all, my father is very busy, and there are so many universes waiting for him to save ......"

Is your father from the M78 Nebula?!

The utterly desperate young man let out the last sigh of anger in his heart, and was completely lost at the crossroads of life.

Oops, it's broken......

Looking at the gray-white stone statue in front of her, the customer service girl was polite and decent, but the young man could just hear the voice and said to herself: "Speaking of which, this time seems to have been calculated, if you don't sign the contract, poor Mr. Su Ye will start his first qualification trial battle, and you can't win without weapons......"

What...... What?!

"Didn't you say that there would be some kind of trial battle if you signed a contract? Why don't you sign it? ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, but the system assumes that you agree to sign the contract at the beginning, so if you stay here for more than five hours, the system will automatically start the Trials. Anyway, this is also a bug, thank you for the reminder, we will correct it! By the way, it's less than five minutes now~"

"Hey, hey, there's a limit to deceiving people, okay? It's less than half an hour now! ”

"But you slept for four and a half hours~"

…………

The young man, who was mentally and physically exhausted, drooped his head and asked quietly, "Can I complain about you......

"Oh, it hurts your feelings to say this~ Don't you receive so many fraudulent text messages every day and don't you complain about a certain operator? Besides, even if you complain, my superior is a god~"

The customer service girl looked at Su Ye with an expression of hatred, as if to say: Dear user, your IQ is in arrears, in order to avoid the brain shutdown from having a trivial impact on your poor life, please go to the nearby God to pay the bill......

"Okay, okay, I'll sign it......" Su Ye, who was helpless, had to agree to sign that very suspicious contract.

But......

"Hey, hey, even if it's a joke, it's okay?"

Looking at the yellow-brown scroll made of unknown materials in front of him that exuded a simple and vicissitudes of life, Su Ye pulled the corners of his numb mouth: "This is not at all different from the beginning, okay?!" ”

"Oh, really! Rest assured, this is a material that has only been changed to make the contract more high-end...... Right? ”

"How can people rest assured?! Deceiving people also have to remove the question mark, okay?! What do you want to do with this tone that you don't believe in yourself?! ”

But in any case, the contract still has to be signed.

"Su Ye's meager protest is just to vent the deep helplessness in his heart, maybe all this is fate, predetermined, no one can change it, fate ......"

"No one wants you to read the narration! Besides, what is it like to have such a mysterious tone?! Do I still carry the future of the entire universe on my back?! ”

"Oh, isn't there any objection to 'helplessness'? People just want to ease the atmosphere, don't look like you're forced to be helpless, okay? Didn't you say that under no circumstances will we use our paranormal ability management company to force our customers? Never~"

"Has the company name changed?! If I do this again, I really won't sign it! ”

That being said, the body still took the suspicious scroll very honestly. And at the moment when Su Ye's fingers made contact with the scroll, a streamer flashed, and the scroll turned into a mist of light out of thin air and melted into Su Ye's body.

Miscellaneous...... What's the situation?! I haven't read the content yet!!

But Su Ye didn't have time to complain loudly in his heart, his consciousness was already blurred after the light mist was completely integrated into his body, and the whole person was shrouded in some kind of chaotic sense of time, and it instantly became no different from ten thousand years.

From the outside, a strange sight can be seen on the boy's body: the golden light is slowly and unstoppably invading the boy's body, and the darkness hidden in the boy's body like an abyss is rolling, roaring like an angry dragon, but it still can't resist the invasion of the golden light. In addition, there was an occasional flash of white light on the boy's body, and every time it appeared, the black light would become more crazy, while the golden light would temporarily pause.

The "customer service girl" who looked at this strange scene frowned slightly, and then the corners of her mouth pulled up a charming arc: "The criminal must have the consciousness of the criminal, don't resist meaninglessly, if Miss Ben is in a good mood, maybe the two of you can reduce the sentence!" ”

As time passed, the golden light still had the upper hand, gradually suppressing the restless black light, and the white light, in the future, never appeared again.

Su Ye had already lost his knowledge of time at this moment, and finally waited until the golden light was completely gone, and the young man woke up from that uncomfortable situation.

"It's so uncomfortable, whew, it's finally over......"

Su Ye first gave a bad comment on the feeling just now, and after taking a deep breath, he remembered that he seemed to have a qualification trial battle, so he hurriedly asked the "customer service" who was still smiling charmingly on the side: "That, qualification trial battle or something......

But he was interrupted in the middle of the conversation: "Oh, that's, it started ten minutes ago, oh, it's over there-"

Su Ye looked in the direction of the girl's finger, and only saw a layer of something that looked like cardboard, and that layer of "cardboard" was being attacked by something, constantly trembling, and it seemed that it would be destroyed in the next second.

But for now, it has been able to hold off attacks from unknown beings.

"That's ...... What? ”

Although he was ready for a big battle or a desperate run, Su Ye said that he would still be scared in the face of a completely unknown existence, even though that existence still couldn't break through a layer of cardboard.

"Oh, although I am not obligated to explain to you now, I am merciful enough to explain it to you in order to sympathize with your poor intelligence. That wall...... But it's called a cardboard that even a god can stop for half an hour with a sigh! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, it's not consistent, okay?! You'll admit it's cardboard! And ah, why did attitudes change so quickly?! At this time, are you going to cross the river and tear down the bridge?! ”

"Oh, don't say it so ugly, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge or something, it's obviously a good way to unload the mill and kill the donkey~"

"It's worse, okay?!"

Ignoring Su Ye's protests, after "signing" the indescribable contract, the girl seemed to have some kind of confidence, and her attitude took a 180-degree turn, with the face of a salesman of a leather bag company who had succeeded in fraud.

And Su Ye, who still wanted to say something, was stopped by the voice in his head at this moment.

【Ding~】

A full pair of microwave ovens to complete the visual sense of the prompt sound......

[The binding of the pig god system is completed, and the ...... is being detected]

[Warning, warning, no important plug-ins detected, no important plug-ins detected, the system is automatically installing-]

And then a bunch of intricate symbols flashed, and then—

【Ding~】

[After the preprocessing environment is loaded, please select the system elf plug-in type for the host.] (Note: This selection cannot be skipped or changed, please choose carefully.) ）】

[Type 1: Cute Rain Glass]

[Type 2: Beautiful Rain Glass]

[Type 3: Cute Rain Glass]

[Type 4: Her Royal Highness the World's First Princess - Yuli]

Su Ye: "......"

[Please choose the host as soon as possible, don't waste His Highness Yuli's time.] 】

…………

Dirt!

The soul is light, of course I didn't force me to choose, this TMD didn't choose at all, okay?!

[It is strongly recommended that the host do not scold His Highness Yuli in his heart, His Highness can hear it. 】

Looking at a customer service with a smile next to him, Su Ye seemed to understand something......