Chapter IX Law enforcers never let potential criminals go

"Less! Finally, I came up with such a damn idea! Pale Flame was hoarse, and the golden scales in the distance heard it, and Lori, who was holding a sun umbrella, threw a sneer here, "Not to mention how can I give you an NPC as a pet, what's the benefit of being your pet?" ”

Lin Qing covered his face, but it was probably to cover the evil smile at the corner of his mouth: "You pathetic waste wood, can you speak quietly?" Judging by the information I lied to you earlier, this pathetic game is sold as 'maximum exploration' and only offers a pitiful few basic services at the beginning, right? From the very beginning, I thought it was a bit of a nonsense game where you have to explore the quest system yourself...... Combined with your later words and deeds and the information you said intentionally or unintentionally, these services are the experience bar and upgrade system, the attribute bar system, and the master-slave contract system, right? Among them, the master-slave contract system is an absolutely effective contract paper provided by the system, in duplicate, one is the master and the other is the slave, right? Have you ever considered what is the point of having two copies if only the player is the master? All you need is a pet contract, and the contract is made by letting the servant leave a mark, isn't it? So, this approach is feasible. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Then, let's talk about what this approach means. Haven't you always wondered why you couldn't attack me? That's because - I have something special in this game that you don't need to know, but I'm not going to be a target for you players. All acts of damage to me will be stopped. Looks like you've thought of it too. After becoming my pet, you will be considered mine, so I don't know if it is an act of damage to me if it is an act of damage to me to let you hurt or kill you, after all, you will be resurrected. But if you are inexplicably imprisoned and made useless, it will undoubtedly be a serious damage to me. So, to sum up, being my pet is definitely a one-and-done solution, and if you're not satisfied with it - or do you think about the previous two options? Personally, I highly recommend it. ”

"You wait a minute, let me think about it." Xiao Cang's expression was very serious, and he squatted on the side and meditated.

Ten minutes later, Golden Libra looked at the two people who came over: "It's really slow, what were you talking about just now?" ”

Lin Qing's smile was very rare and showed a happy feeling: "We discussed just now, where to go to invite Xiao Jin to have a meal and comfort him after the matter is finished, do you have any suggestions, Xiao Jin?" ”

"Anywhere." Golden Libra's expression was very serious, and then he suddenly teleported to Xiao Cang's side and grabbed Xiao Cang's wrist, "In the name of my arbiter's bloodline, I will judge you guilty." Sentence, imprisonment, immediate execution. ”

Five seconds later, Lin Qing and Xiao Cang breathed a sigh at the same time......

"I didn't expect it to work......"

"Hey! What did you say? Just now, he looked full of confidence, indicating that he had deceived a few hundred words, and he had no confidence at all? ”

"Ahaha, Xiaocang, you will be punished for slandering the author like this?" Lin Qing was still in a very happy mood, with a smile on his face, "Such a little gold, so this matter is over, right?" It looks like there was a small problem with the system overheating, you see, it will return to normal after ten minutes of non-use, right? Let's go have another meal, we will still be friends when we meet in the future, and we will need to take care of Xiao Jin when the time comes......"

"Liar, lie." The golden scale can always see through Lin Qing's lies, "You can't be trusted, you're guilty, and you must deal with it." ”

The smile on Lin Qing's face turned cold, and the black evil seemed to turn into liquid and flow out again: "Really? Do you still think we are guilty? Do you think there's something wrong with your arbiter's bloodline? It's not okay to be so capricious as a law enforcer! Even if we are really guilty, what can you do now that your abilities have failed? The little girl who is too disobedient and the big brothers will teach her how to behave, right? ”

Looking at Gothic Lori's stubborn expression, the corners of Lin Qing's evil smile almost reached the root of his ears, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Cang: "It seems that there is still no way to solve it once and for all, then only the first two sets of plans are left." Xiaocang, which set do you choose? Or both? Alternate between the two? Two sets together? If you take turns, which set will be used first? ”

"Your expression and lines now...... Even I think you're guilty......" Xiao Cang shook his head helplessly, turned to Gothic Lori, and showed a cheerful smile, "Although we are indeed innocent, it seems that you don't agree with the golden scale." It doesn't matter, or you will follow us first, and surveillance is also a kind of punishment. And in the meantime, we will also prove our innocence through practical actions. ”

"Are you stupid X!" Lin Qingyi pulled Xiao Cang over, pulled him to the side and looked at him with an expression of hatred, "Do you know how much it costs her to eat a meal?" This kind of loser woman is unacceptable, you lolicone! ”

"......" Xiao Cang looked at Lin Qing with an expression that he didn't want to talk.

"Ahem," Lin Qing also noticed that there was something wrong with his words, and after coughing twice, his expression changed, and he said bitterly, "Even if you don't think about money, this woman is also a disaster!" First of all, the first point, she doesn't know that I'm an NPC yet, this is mainly my effort to protect your image and not expose your image as a lonely otaku! That leaves you with two daily tasks to do, right? And the fart proves that he is innocent! Isn't the memory area of your brain stuck in some kind of excrement? You are now a thief, and you are in opposition to the innate camp of the arbiter of the other people's bloodline, no matter how much you act, it is impossible for him to think that you are innocent, okay? Of course, the exception to this is if you choose option 1 to conquer her physically. You want to prove your innocence, do you still want to do the task of burglarizing? Ran to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses to find the cultivation manual, are you still planning to hand it over, and she said that the prohibited items were seized? I thought you were stupid, but you weren't as good as you, lolicon! ”

"......" Xiao Cang's mouth was half open, revealing a look of surprise, "I really didn't expect it...... So what to do? ”

"You ......" Lin Qing covered his face, "I don't want to scold you anymore." Anyway, since you've said so, let her stay with her for two days first. In the past two days, you can tease her with all kinds of words and deeds to satisfy your perverted desires as Lolicon. Then she may have two reactions, the first is to actively retreat, of course, it is also possible to change to a dark observation - if this is the case, the problem will be solved. Second, she might grab you by the wrist and try you again for prostitution - or something else, but of course, that won't work. At this time, you confess your heart, showing that your love for Lori is from the bottom of your heart - it is from the heart of your love, so even her blood is moved, and she wants to combine with your blood to have a child...... Then you conquer her, both mentally and physically, and it will never be a problem again. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Maybe it's a little late, but I'm not a Lolita ......."

"Oh, I suddenly remembered, you have a sister, don't you? That is to say, although you like Lori, you only love your sister, and you are a great sister with spiritual pursuits? I'm sorry I misunderstood you before. ”

"Bastard, you give me enough to stop!" Pale Yan shouted angrily, and suddenly felt that someone behind him grabbed his wrist......

I don't know when the goth Lori who came behind Xiao Cang was still a flat face, and said word by word: "In the name of the arbiter's bloodline, confirm that you are guilty!" Incest, felonies, sentences, life imprisonment, immediate execution! ”

"the golden scale, don't believe this guy's mouth! My sister and I are innocent brother and sister! No to me, why explain this...... Listen to meβ€”alas? Did I hallucinate just now? I seem to see the view in the little dark room again? When Xiao Cang explained with grief and indignation, he was suddenly shocked.

"Your figure did flash just now...... Lin Qing had a look of disgust, "I was really just talking about it just now." But I didn't expect it...... Are you really ...... to your sister How can you bastard do it! ”

"Wronged! This is really wronged! Xiao Cang was deeply shocked, "I said Golden Libra, this time your adjudication system is really so-Wow Lin Qing, don't slap your face!" ”

Lin Qing withdrew his fist and said lightly: "You know, pretending to be forced to slap your face is a must-have cool point for online articles......"

"Intentional wounding, guilty, sentence, death penalty, immediate execution!"

"you, little gold, are you even sentenced to death for intentionally hurting people! Okay, okay, don't make trouble, my brother will take you to dinner......"

"Speaking of which, you're actually the lolicon bastard! Otherwise, how would you carry a lollipop with you? ”

"Hmm-I've said it's all about pretending! Don't you think it's handsome to hold a stick in your mouth? ”

"You're out of your mouth, hey! It's a shame that you've been mocking my level of education, and you're only at the level of a schoolboy! So at first glance, it's really not Loricon.,It's just a simple liking for girls who are about the same age as the mental age? ”

"Shut up! Learn to bark! ”

"Why should Iβ€”Wang! Alas? What is this going on? Fuck Lin Qing, you bastard-Wang ......"