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Move in unison!

One step to the left, one step to the right!

I walked with the fat man in the steps of the legendary police....

Shouldn't it count?

But it seems to be a bit of a mentally handicapped teenager who has a lot of fun..

"Labor and management said that you only knew to look at those little black girls every day when you used to train in the military, you see, where is this way to walk in the right step?" I laughed and shouted at the fat man, because the way he walked was so funny, he couldn't keep up with my slogan at all, and he could still walk along the way, especially the cigarette in his mouth...

When the fat man heard me say this, he threw away the cigarette in his hand at once, stepped on it with his heel a few times, and then scolded: "I ask you not to slander my personality!" ”

"One of the girls was tanned darker than the other during military training, and I couldn't even see their faces, all of them looked like they had swam from Africa...", the fat man continued to mumble quietly, explaining that he hadn't looked at the girls at all during the previous military training

"Are there rivers in Africa?" I asked suspiciously, and then I found that there seems to be a river, so what Nile seems to be African, right?

Forgive me for the early death of the geography teacher ....

Then I quickly changed my words and said, "Then I saw that your eyes were always turning around at that time, were you looking?" I kicked the sand on the soles of my feet hard, suddenly thought of something, and said suspiciously, "You won't be looking at men, will you?" ”

Could it be that fat people have always had problems with their sexual orientation?

"Get out!" The fat man gave me a punch and said, "Our female instructor, isn't she better than those chicks?" ”

Sure enough, I remember that the female instructor in our class was so fierce at that time that I didn't dare to look at her, for fear that she would be unhappy and give me a kick, but indeed I wondered why the female instructor just couldn't tan? The whitest person during that time was actually the instructor, I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out...

What I didn't expect at the time was that the fat man could secretly yy a vicious female instructor under the scorching sun...

"Is this far away?" I looked at the oasis not far away, and asked the question I had been asking for a long time

The fat man also looked at it strangely, and then said, "How long have we been gone?" ”

"Five minutes?"

When he heard me say this, he immediately mobilized his game backpack, and the road sign appeared in his hand, which he held tightly in his hand, and then the fat man looked around carefully!

Seeing him move so quickly, I also became nervous, and turned my head to look around at what was going on

I didn't notice it before, but it did give me a very strange feeling, but I couldn't understand what it was

"The wind is gone in this area!" The fat man suddenly spoke, his eyes full of serious expressions, which were comparable to the pretending to be serious during the previous military training...

When I heard this, I realized that something was wrong, when I was in the sand before, the breeze was always blowing, but now it is gone, and it seems that it is not only the wind that has disappeared around me...

I suddenly thought of something, then bent down and grabbed a handful of sand with my hand, put it in my hand, and held this motion for a while

"It's fake!" I opened my mouth and at the same time handed the sand in my hand to the fat man, who took the sand in my hand, nodded and said, "Indeed, the sand doesn't feel like this!" ”

Because the sand in my hand gives me a very strange feeling, as if I am not holding it, as if I am touching a ball of water...

Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush!

Suddenly countless sands appeared all around us!

Wrong!

It's a sandman!

Lots of sandmen!

In a few breaths, at least a hundred sandmen appeared, all with spears in their hands, and of course these spears were also sand spears!

These sandmen give me a very unreal feeling, like?

There is no life!

There was no expression in their eyes, anyway, what great man once said that eyes are the windows of the human mind, and all I could see in their eyes was nothingness

"Kill it!" The fat man spoke, and before I could answer, he took a step forward, and threw an arc out of the right hand sign, smashing it into one of the sandmen!

As soon as the road sign touched the sandman's shoulder, the humanoid mass made a 'bang' sound and suddenly dissolved into nothingness

"This sandman's attack power is too weak, right?" When I saw this, I laughed and continued, "Let my brother tell them what it means to be invincible!" ”

After saying that, I took a big step forward and raised my foot to give one of the sandmen a kick!

It felt like my foot had stepped on a bag of rice, but as soon as I kicked in, the sandman followed my foot and turned into nothingness!

"Kill the will get out!" I shouted loudly, and with an unknown number of punches, I began to fight among the hundreds of sandmen

The previous battle in the swamp made me very uncomfortable, everyone can fight, but I don't have any combat effectiveness at all, I'm so embarrassed that it explodes, okay?

Now that I've finally found a soft persimmon, and there are so many soft persimmons, I really want to enjoy the pleasure of abusing vegetables!

"Kirin Fist! Shenglong Fist! Shadowless feet! "I shouted again and again, using these tricks that have been lost in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I won't say that I am actually the founder of these tricks...

"God TM Mentally Handicapped Fist!" The fat man couldn't help laughing and scolding when he saw me like this, and he also rounded the weapon in his hand and slashed it, killing several sand men at once!

These sandmen move extremely slowly, but there are too many of them, and I've been attacked by a few of them, but it feels like a ball of sand touching me, and it doesn't hurt at all...

These monsters are simply the system doesn't know that the nerve was conjured up for us to play!

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"What about the two of them?" Carter looked at the vast desert and asked Bai Qiuyu and the little sister suspiciously

"I don't know..."

Galen picked up the big scimitar in his hand and said, "Let's just look for it everywhere, it's better than standing here!" ”

If the fat man and I were here right now, it would definitely feel the strangest thing about the sun in the sky, because

It's daylight now!

"A little thing happened last night, and then I saw the two of them walking in this desert as if they were walking, and then I didn't pay attention..."Bai Qiuyu said in a low voice, and lowered his head

After the little sister eliminated the two dazed little butterflies in front of her, she shook her head, and when she heard Bai Qiuyu say this, she couldn't help but be a little angry, and then said: "It's really nothing, what some people say is nothing!" ”

Carter saw that the two seemed to be arguing, and he didn't want to say anything more, so he waved his hand and said, "Let's all continue to look around, but don't be too far apart, I feel that something is wrong here!" ”

After saying this, Carter and the others separated, looking everywhere for me and the fat man who had disappeared...

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