Chapter 36: The Archer and the Fish

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Of course, everyone's interests and hobbies are different, take Yuzu as an example, his hobby is to watch Xiaobai train, and then sit next to him and complain; UGL's Star Xuanluo's hobbies are other games, such as the now popular Overwatch, H1Z1, etc.

And Smile's hobby is to start a live broadcast.

Although this guy plays ADC well and is internationally famous, his personality is unexpectedly bad. The bad here does not refer to a bad character, but the reason why his hobby is a live broadcast is because he likes to abuse vegetables in front of everyone.

Fat Cat never plays more than one high-end game in the live broadcast, and his favorite thing to do is to open a trumpet, and then abuse some players who hover between platinum and diamond in segments.

Today, it's rare to have a holiday, no competition, no training, and his coquettish heart, which has not been broadcast live for a long time, began to stir again. In this afternoon, when there was nothing to do, the laughing cat once again opened his long-dusty live broadcast room.

His live broadcast room can be regarded as a clear stream in the live broadcast industry, first, he doesn't care about the number of viewers, second, he doesn't advertise, and third, he doesn't open an online store, it's purely entertainment rather than profit, but he relies on his terrifying fan base, and this live broadcast room where he fishes for three days and surfs the net for two days actually has a group of diehard fans.

No, as soon as the laughing cat was launched, fans began to give him advice, some said to let him play skateboarding shoes, some said to let him play Delevingne, and all kinds of ADC names flew on the barrage for a while.

But the laughing cat shook his fat face, and selected the first middle time in the flexible group arrangement, and then said to the camera: "ADC is no longer popular these days, in a passerby bureau with a single with a fast run, and the top single may also be a fast passerby, the ADC can't run away at all!" Everyone is chasing you to fight, and you can't beat when you encounter the alchemy of the big tree in the early stage, and recently there was a damn Camille, who has no brains and a sudden face, and it is useless to flash, not to mention that an assistant may give you seconds! ADC can't play in the passerby bureau anymore! ”

After complaining so much in one breath, he said, "So I'm going to play a mid laner today, so that you can see the horror of blowing up their main base before the other side can surrender!" ”

With that, he entered the game and pulled out Kutch, the heroic bombardier in the mid-laner.

"What do you think of his ducking position? A missile sent him back to the West! ”

On the screen, the plane "Rocket Bombardment (R)" took away the small fish on the opposite side with one shot.

The laughing cat said proudly: "The mid-laner assassin is full of scum in front of me, if this thing can kill me alone in this game, I will give the audience 10,000 bonds!" ”

Smile is very jumpy, whether he talks or plays games, which is well known to those who are slightly familiar with him. But all of this is premised on the strength guarantee. Under his amazing strength, he is called coquettish when he talks and laughs.

And what he said, he can often do it, for example, in this game, he blew up the base in 19 minutes on the opposite side, and Xiaoyu was hit by him with a 0/9/3 data, and he really didn't get his head.

After the first handful, looking at the dense 66666 on the screen, the laughing cat felt a little more comfortable, and said with a smug smile: "These days, ADCs who can't hit the single are embarrassed to negotiate wages with the club." ”

The guy bragged about the cowhide as he started the next row. This level of ranking is not even a decent battle in his eyes, it can only be regarded as entertainment at best.

However, when people walk by the river, how can they not get their shoes wet?

Just as he opened the second ranking, the other two guys who had nothing to do also started their ranking journey, one of them was called Fang Shaoyou and the other was called Chen Yuan.

The last time Fang Shaoyou used Xiaoyu's hand in the Shadow Fist was unexpectedly good, he even felt that he had taken another step forward on the road of assassins, you must know that at his level, if he wanted to go further in the mid-laner assassin, it was extremely difficult, but Fang Shaoyou had that feeling in the dark, feeling that his assassin was different from before, and he felt that he was getting stronger now, so when he was in the double row with Chen Yuan, he chose the middle lane at the beginning and decided to play a small fish again, Let's see if the feeling that day is an illusion.

"Oh, there's a small fish on the other side. It's not going to be the 0/9 super ghost fish from the last handful, right? "The laughing cat saw the small fish on the first floor opposite the ranks,Can't help laughing,The last small fish is ugly under his Kuqi,The seventeenth minute will be held out of a large piece,And the game will be over in two minutes,Ordinary people are only afraid that they will want to delete the game。

So the laughing cat is happy when he sees the little fish now, and says: "Audience friends, how many times do you say that I can kill this little fish?" ”

Looking at the various data on the screen, Laughing Cat took out his other mid-laner, Varus, the Arrow of Punishment.

may feel that such a simple game is boring, Laughing Cat continued: "The coupon gift game continues to start, this game is the same as the previous game, as long as he gets my head once, I will randomly give a fan 10,000 bonds!" Whether it's a solo kill or a leak, as long as the head is his, I'll give you some coupons! ”

"In the same way, I'm going to end the fight in 20 minutes this game! A hero like Xiaoyu is a joke in front of me! The laughing cat snorted coldly.

In 1 minute and 50 seconds, the two sides in the middle lane went online.

"Xiaoyu, the hero, is easy to fight because it is relatively weak in the early stage." The laughing cat walked forward, standing directly next to the line, and directly pressed Xiaoyu to not dare to come over to mend the knife, and said to the audience: "You pressed him hard enough in the early stage, ruthless enough, he won't be able to kill before he reaches the sixth level!" ”

"This little fish is still relatively smart, and he is directly behind him, but it doesn't matter, the power of Varus's hero is that even if the opposite side hides behind layers of surrounding, you can kill him!" Talking about the laughing cat's "Piercing Arrow (Q)", he charged his strength, drew his bow like a full moon, and pointed the arrow directly at the small fish behind the line.

After Xiao Yu realized that the other party was going to consume, he began to writhe left and right.

"Let me tell you, when you meet this kind of butt-twisting player in the platinum section, shoot directly where he was at the beginning, and it is definitely not empty!" The laughing cat looked at the little fish behind the line with a condescending posture, and said: "This kind of position, one shot is accurate, and if you lose it, it's mine!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the arrow left the bow.

With a sound of "swish", the four major were empty.

At the beginning of the game, the laughing cat was shaved loudly by his own words.