Chapter 159: Pick up clothes!

(Revised!) ）

Hey, director, did I make a mistake in my script?

Ji Gutian wailed in his heart, hurriedly grabbed her jade hand, stopped her from painting her makeup, stared at her big watery eyes, and said pitifully, "I won't go out and be embarrassed, I'll obediently fall asleep in the ball, and when you need a fighter, just summon me directly." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Wearing women's clothes, you better find someone else to do it. ”

It's shameful to sell cute! Although the beauty thought so in her heart, she was helplessly beaten by him.

Sure enough, being so cute must be the fault of the boy's paper.

"No way!" She endured the throbbing in her heart and sternly refused, "Do you know how serious the situation is outside?" If your identity is exposed and let people know that you are here with me, have you thought about this consequence? ”

The devil knows how serious the situation is outside, and the devil knows what the consequences are! Damn, I've just been in this city for a day! Among them, they were locked up for seven or eight hours, and there were only two or three people who had intersections with them, and they had only met once or twice, so they didn't have any deep friendships at all!

You say that I am a foreigner, how serious can it be caused by the disappearance? Do you believe this when you say it?

Ji Gutian is tired in his heart, although he knows that the protagonists of others basically play cards out of common sense, but he really hasn't been narcissistic enough that people will pay a lot of price for him, after all, he cheated people for 100 million yesterday.

"Good guys." Seeing that he was silent, the beauty thought that she was thinking carefully about the consequences, so she couldn't help but reach out and touch his head, and said softly, "It's okay if you don't want to go out with me, I'll help you put on makeup, get dressed, and you just stay in the ball obediently, and when I need you, I'll call you out to help." ”

"Why do you have to wear makeup and women's clothes?" He asked stupidly, and turned the topic back to the original point.

Didn't you just say that? You still don't understand? The beauty was so angry by his words that she didn't understand how with the IQ of this product, how could she turn such a big family around, so that they couldn't do anything.

But she quickly reacted again, maybe this was his routine!

Yes, it must be so, pretending to be stupid and selling cute to make up the number of words... Please ignore the first three words.

Wait, it doesn't seem right, your pet, although the loyalty has not reached the point of die-hard loyalty, but at least it will not use routines to embarrass the owner, right?

The beautiful woman looked at him a little suspiciously, and asked uncertainly, "What's your name?" ”

"Huh?" Ji Gutian seemed to be stopped by her words, and it took a long time before she scratched her head and said, "Didn't you think I was a beautiful man, so you caught me and raised me as a little white face?" Don't worry, you're absolutely right, I'm not only a quiet beautiful man, I'm also very good at fighting, I can hit ten with one hand, just ask who else! ”

When it comes to the last few sentences, he doesn't sell cuteness anymore, and he looks confident.

Looking at his resolute and confident expression, it seems that he is really capable of fighting.

But the beauty feels that something is wrong, you don't say it's okay to catch it right, but if you say it's right, it's wrong. With her living environment, she will have an instinctive suspicion of anything, and will never easily trust a person, a thing, 100%.

She said, "Are you called Pyro, the great thief Flying Rabbit?" ”

Hearing this, Ji Gutian was filled with indignation, and said with an angry face, "How can I be him!" ”

The beauty was completely stunned when she heard this, "Then who are?" ”

"My name is BYD (a doppelganger)." He smiled shyly.

"......" The beauty opened her mouth and didn't come back to her senses for a long time.

I wasted so much energy, did I get the wrong person? That's not right! It was heavily investigated before! And you have to be real-name authentication when you take a plane, so you can't make a mistake about it!

The beauty's first thought was that he was talking nonsense, but soon he was uncertain, it stands to reason that such a high level of loyalty would not deceive him in his identity. However, thinking that there is no such thing as common sense in this world, I can't help but search for BYD in the friend column and send a friend application.

"Hey, it's been a long time since a stranger added me as a friend, and a guy named Lingqin just added me as a friend. Look at the name is a girl, my wife, do I want to pass this? He said suddenly.

The beauty blushed and said, "No." ”

"Uh..."Kou Gutian nodded obediently, looking loyal.

The beauty waited for a long time, but the friend still didn't get through, and she looked at him with an ugly face.

Could it be that I really caught the wrong person, this product is BYD, not that Xiaotian?

Thinking of this, she said, "You add me as a friend." ”

"Okay, wife, what's your name?" He blushed a little and asked a little weakly. said that the object of his affection, even his wife was called, but he didn't even know her name... It's a bit strange if you don't have a weak heart.

The beautiful woman felt that she was so tired, and finally said, "Zero Qin." ”

"Ah, the girl who added my friend just now is my wife." Ji Jiutian's face was full of horror, and he hurriedly applied for a friend.

At the same time, in the mind of the doppelganger, the voice of the doppelganger BYD came, "Boss, are you making some beautiful girl again?" This is again a rejection of a friend application, and another initiative to add friends. Did you take me for a robbery? ”

"You know a fart, Lao Tzu is teaching by word and deed. Tell you how to take the sister. "Dig back to the sky.

"Cut, with my appearance, do you want to play this set of sisters?"

"You're not a copy of the past."

"But boss, you just don't know how to dress up. You don't even need such good capital here. Hmph, I casually put on makeup, wear women's clothes, and plunge into the pile of beauties, how many beauties are not hand-to-hand? ”

"Nima... Lao Tzu transmits to you the concept of 'the most humble but love', not to ask you to harm other people's girls! Hurry up and be honest with me, don't leave romantic debts everywhere. Be careful that I cut your little dingding and make you a real woman. ”

Lingqin looked at him silently for a long time, and only after he finished reprimanding the doppelganger trumpet did he say leisurely, "What is the relationship between you and Ji Gutian?" ”

"Him?" Speaking of him, Ji Gutian made an angry look, "He is a slut and a shameless person." If I don't have a blood relationship with him, I am a brother, I don't want to recognize a person like him. ”

As he spoke, he looked at Lingqin and made a sangxin look, "You don't think of me as him, do you... Let me tell you, if he can't beat me in a fight, he will play tricks and tricks, and he will make a scheming. ”

Scheming? The corners of Lingqin's mouth twitched slightly, what the old lady wanted was this kind of high IQ, and she pulled out the scheming that could shock one side. You are a horse boy who can only fight and kill, and has no strategy, how many do you want outside?

I'm not a big sister who can't be powered!

But... Brother-german?

According to the information investigated, Ji Gutian does look exactly like him, could it be that he is really a twin brother? Or... Is it a doppelganger?

Anyway, as long as you catch one, are you afraid that the real Jie Tian will not appear?

This man is still useful!

Lingqin smiled sweetly again, "That's not what I meant. You're all my people, will I still dislike you? ”

"That's good, don't worry, I'm definitely stronger than Ji Gutian!" Hearing this, he was immediately relieved, showing a happy smile and a look of comfort.

"Alright, let's put on women's clothes. I'll teach you how to make up. Lingqin smiled faintly.

What the? No way! Lao Tzu acted so hard, isn't it just to downplay this matter? Why do you want me to wear women's clothes? Wasn't all the thought just now in vain?

Ji Jiutian was not calm for a while.

But Lingqin had a completely undeniable expression, "If you don't want to change your image, you can call out the sky." ”

Call a doppelganger... The corners of his mouth cramped, his own doppelganger, the closest to here, has to be prepared for a few days...

Although there are more than a hundred trumpet clones scattered in all corners of the world, this world is just too big...

"Is it okay to change the image? Can you make me a little more manly? Or just bring something like a human skin mask? Wouldn't that be nice? "Slice is making the last struggle.

Ling Qin glanced him up and down, "With your capital, it's impossible to put on makeup on the side of men, as for things like human skin masks... Sorry, I didn't. ”

"You can buy it!" Toothache.

Lingqin looked at him and smiled playfully, "You are so unwilling to be a woman? ”

"I'm a man! There is straight male cancer. "He cried.

"Who called you so beautiful?" Lingqin stretched out her fingers and scraped the fine skin and tender flesh on his face.

"Racial genetics, what can I do." He felt a pang of sorrow.

Lingqin smiled playfully, took out a master ball, and in front of him, summoned a bewitching beauty, with two fox ears on her head and three fox tails coiled on her back.

As soon as this plump and bewitching beauty came out, she said respectfully to Ling Qin, "Master." ”

Ling Qin nodded at her, and then said, "Little San, tell him about your deeds." ”

The fox-eared girl, who was called the little three, tilted her head to look at the sky in front of the dresser, and the corner of her mouth suddenly flowed out of the crystal liquid, "Little rabbit." ”

"Fox Ear Niang..."The corners of the mouth twitched slightly, I didn't expect to meet this kind of natural enemy here... Damn, did Lingqin see that he was useless and disobedient, so he directly abandoned himself and rewarded the fox ear girl for breakfast.

Xiao San twisted his thin waist, held the murder weapon, shook his three huge tails and came up, and sniffed greedily in front of him.

Lingqin on the side said, "He's my newly adopted pet, and he's a little disobedient." ”

"Then let me eat it." Xiao San put his arm around Gu Tian's waist with one hand, leaned on him, and stretched out his tongue to lick his face, leaving a pool of sticky saliva on his thin skin and tender face, as if she could swallow him alive as long as Lingqin gave an order.

Not only did he not have any thoughts of enjoyment, but he was frightened, which was accepted as a pet by the master ball, even if it was hung, the resurrection point was also in the master ball, and he was replaced with the blood of the rabbit, although the life expectancy has increased, it is no longer a white rabbit with only one year of life, but it is not enough for this product to eat every day...

"I think you misunderstood me." Lingqin said, roughly recounting what had just happened, and finally said, "Tell him about your deeds." ”

"Oh." Xiao San nodded clearly, "I see." Then I'll get straight to the point. ”

As she spoke, she began to talk about her deeds.

Listening to this, he suddenly felt a chill, and hurriedly pushed the goods away.

Such a beautiful and bewitching fox-eared lady turned out to be a man before she was reincarnated! It's just that after being killed by others, he fell into the six realms of reincarnation and was reincarnated as a female fox... In order to take revenge, he got his strength as soon as possible, and with the experience of being a player in his previous life, he worked hard to cultivate, from a small wild monster fox, using illusion, charming# to seduce men and grass her, and stubbornly cultivated to the transformation, and now he has become a three-tailed demon fox!

Doll grass! A normal man, reincarnated as a woman with memories, has been by so many men...

Ji Jiutian hurriedly wiped the saliva on his face that had just been left by this goods.

Nima, it's really disgusting!

Ling Qin looked at his movements and smiled, "In this world, this kind of thing is normal, many players have experienced reincarnation, and it is not uncommon to change from male to female and female to male. Maybe the girl you went to before, she was also a man in her previous life. If it weren't for the fact that in this world, all the members of the reincarnation force organization would drink Meng Po soup and wash away their memories, I'm afraid there would be even more people with the changes in yin and yang of their memories! ”

God knows this, all players who are reincarnated as grassroots monsters will not lose their memories, and once they are involved in power, they will drink Meng Po soup. After all, no matter how small a force is, it is afraid of being mixed in by outsiders, and only by washing away the memory and turning it into a blank piece of paper can it be well educated and draw the graffiti you want on this blank paper.

And among the big forces, the Sansheng Stone, a stone that can awaken the memory of the previous life and restrain the effect of Meng Po Soup, will be forbidden! Make the place where the Sansheng Stone is located a forbidden area!

Where is the Sansheng Stone? Only Buddhism has it!

Therefore, entering the Buddhist door is equivalent to becoming a monk, and it is absolutely impossible to return to the family and return to the world!

Because once the memory of the past life is awakened, will the parents in this life recognize it? Even if he wants to admit it, his parents are still unwilling to have such a child, even if his parents are willing, the forces they are in will not dare to accept them, and even if that force accepts, the entire circle of forces will crusade against them, because this kind of precedent must not be opened!

The power in the form of a family depends on nothing more than the closeness of blood relations and is unanimous with the outside world. Other forms of forces will never let this kind of spy with the memory of his past life stay in his own forces and play Infernal Affairs. After all, who knows who he was loyal to in his previous life except himself? Which force is it for? If it is the enemy's, wouldn't it lead the wolf into the house?

can know what you know, but when the matter is really put in front of you, you will be dumbfounded.

What other forces are afraid of is spies, and they are afraid of outsiders among their own people. Nima, to him, pure shattering is disgusting!

With the memory of a man, reincarnated as a woman.... Is there a difference between this special meow and transgender?

Although he doesn't discriminate against transgender, if you want him to play with it, you can't.

"What does this have to do with me?" He was making his last struggle.

"You see that everyone can accept transsexuality, you just wear women's clothes and dress up beautifully, why can't you?" Lingqin is determined to train him to be a pseudo-mother, "For me, men and women don't matter. Importantly, it's eye-catching! Beauty makes people feel good to look at. And for you, no matter what you look like, if you have an iron rod, can you be cool? Why cling to your appearance? ”

"Isn't it okay to be a handsome guy in disguise? That's also eye-catching. He said unwillingly.

"I'm not one of those little girls. To me, handsome is completely unattractive. In my opinion, when those little girls see handsome guys, they just think about copulation. In fact, in essence, they still like beautiful things like me, such as beautiful flowers, such as beautiful scenery, cute creatures.... And you men are the same, you women only want to have sex when you see beautiful women, but you don't pay attention to those beautiful things at all. In the final analysis, the beauty of external objects is the most eye-catching for women. The others are eye-catching, just for the sake of copulation. ”

Lingqin's words can make any normal person unable to refute.

But Gu Tian was obviously an exception, only to see him say, "Who said, I also like beautiful things." But I don't want to dress up as a beautiful thing and become the kind of eye that only belongs to 'intercourse' in the eyes of others. I'm not that perverted#. ”

"What's wrong with a man's perversion#? Rest assured, your beauty, I appreciate it on it. ”

"But you're always going to summon me out for a fight!"

"I've told you so much, and you're still obsessed?" Ling Qin's face turned cold, "Little San, hold him down and pick up his clothes." I just became Miss Ben's pet, and I really want to turn against you, if I don't adjust you #Teach you today, I won't have the face to go out! ”

"Great!"

"Don't!" (To be continued.) )