Chapter 40: Companions are sometimes really hard to understand
"What my fault! I've gone to great lengths to make sure my body survives, and to extinguish the possibility of you being abandoned by your master and lost in the world! Lin Qing can always come up with a seemingly reasonable explanation to get by, "Okay, since you don't want to hear it, don't say more, in short, you know that because he was too restricted to himself at the beginning, he can basically do whatever he wants now...... Of course, the system shouldn't allow players to be completely trapped in a completely unsolvable dungeon, so there should be a solution...... I just don't know what to do for the time being - okay, I've found the ship. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Found the boat?" Xiao Cang was a little surprised, "I didn't expect this boss to be very face-saving, where is the ship?" ”
"Quite far away," Lin Qing pouted as he controlled the thug girl, "I'll have to wait a while." Let's step back a little further than the mercury - I feel like a few bodies are no longer good. ”
"Quite far away?" Xiao Cangleng paused for a moment, and suddenly realized, "No wonder I think there are a few people missing." I thought you wanted to try human flesh on a whim, but I ended up eating a few bodies that didn't quite fit your life. ”
"Why, I have promised them that I will send them out alive. Didn't I say that? I'm a reputable businessman. The bastard licked her lips as she spoke, only to spit in disgust, "Damn, what kind of bad lipstick does this woman wear, it smells so disgusting—or is it all lipstick?" Tsk-"
"I said—why are you licking your lips all of a sudden?" Xiao Cang had a bad premonition and felt that he had made a big mistake.
"Ah, I remembered as soon as you said you were eating human flesh." With a wicked grin, the bastard said, "You players can be resurrected when they die, right?" But Xiao Hei, who was killed by Feng Ming last time, and several harems of pseudo-brothers, the corpses are all lying on the ground. So--the result is that we win anyway, and this stupid woman can complete a task in return-"
Xiao Cang swallowed his saliva and looked at the black man who came silently holding the female player: "As a reward? ”
"Let's get ready for dinner!" Shandong's big man sounded like a bell, and he took a big stone from nowhere and held it high......
"Hey! The joke is here-" Xiao Cang was still a little smiling, thinking that this was just Lin Qing's distorted performance as usual, but Shandong Dahan smashed the boulder down like this, without any scruples, without the slightest intention of staying.
"You get the idea, right? Xiao Cang. The man in glasses walked over and looked at the plasma on the ground with an unusual smile, "I'm not like that kind of idiot who can only talk and fight. The real me wouldn't deliberately say anything scary, say something like, 'Oh I'm going to let these people kill each other,' and it turns out that it's just scary and wants to be the boss.
"I'm just telling the truth about this kind of thing. So I hope next time you don't get fooled by that three-legged cat's acting. ”
Xiao Cang's face lost its blood color in an instant, and he almost vomited, and after a while, he barely calmed down, but seeing Lin Qing's eyes, he still couldn't help but be more vigilant: "Explain it to me......"
"Explain what?" The man with glasses still smiled very strangely, and pushed his glasses again.
"Explain, why aren't you eating yet!" Xiao Cang yelled in an emotional disorder, "Didn't you say you only told the truth? Then don't you want to eat this woman? You eat! You should hurry up and eat! What are you doing? ”
"Oh...... That's it......" The man in glasses bowed his head slightly, his glasses white, "because I didn't remember it until I killed her—I didn't have any wood to make a fire...... I don't want to eat it raw, you know? Even monsters, if they are on a certain level, they will only eat Tang Seng when they are cooked? I don't want my first meal to be a bad memory. ”
"Hah, what are you? Tsundere? I didn't expect to occupy a tsundere body. Lin Qing's voice suddenly sounded, and the man with glasses and Xiao Cang looked back at the river together, only to see three hundred people standing on many rafts, and the most important thing was that they were all fully armed and wearing gas masks......
"This damn slut!" The thug girl scolded again, "The situation is not good, we only have two hundred people now, alas......"
"So much less?" Xiao Cang was taken aback, "It doesn't seem that there is an obvious gap?" ”
"Nonsense, do you think you'll be able to see anything if it's just a few people missing?" The bastard had a look of disdain on her face.
"Alright, Pioneer Pale Flame." The gas mask man at the head should be Lin Qing's body, holding his chest with both hands, with an aura that commands the world, "Let me explain to you what happened to make your friendly NPC companion Lin Qing so violent." To put it simply, that stupid female gamer made a lot of very unflattering remarks about Lin Qing. For example, asking him to treat him preferentially to himself, NPCs should serve the player, etc., is very stupid, and people can't understand what she is playing with idiotic remarks. Oh, and what else was mentioned - guess what? ”
Xiao Cang was silent for a while, then sighed: "Something like mentioning the criminal history of her and her friends here?" ”
"You don't really understand." That "Lin Qing" high-fived and laughed, "Although this companion of yours is a complete madman, he also has a distorted sense of justice and self-esteem that belongs to him. There were some crimes he didn't care about, and some things he couldn't bear.
"After dying, the female player can wait until the end of the quest to ensure that she can get more experience points and other rewards than if she had been resurrected outside. The reason why this guy didn't kill until this time is because he doesn't want to be known about something that is still going on elsewhere, right? ”
"You look like you know me very well, huh." Lin Qing controlled the man with glasses and sneered, "Obviously it's just a waste who can't even control the only specialty imitation show." What I'm doing, what I'm trying to do, people of your level can't understand at all. If you think about it, your crazy yelling at the beginning was actually just because you were irritated by something, right? A guy like you, who prides himself on being calm and has a small belly, is actually very easy to understand. ”
"There's nothing difficult about you pretending to be a convict like this." The dungeon boss sneered, "Don't you just want to delay time by talking to me, and then smuggle a few people to escape?" ”
"Huh?" Xiao Cang looked back when he heard this, and saw that the team behind him had unconsciously lost half of it......
"What do you mean by secretly, I'm clearly running away! You're going to chase me—really? ”
Xiao Cang originally looked at Lin Qing provoking there, and thought that he had some hole cards, but as soon as Lin Qing saw the other party jumping into the water, he jumped into the mercury, and swam over to this side without care, and the remaining hundred people turned around neatly and ran away lifelessly.
"Xiao Cang, resist here - you can chase us again after five or six minutes." The black uncle left a sentence before he ran.
"You bastard—remember you owe me an explanation." Xiao Cang gritted his teeth, looked at the group of enemies who were fully armed and had no bare skin on their bodies without pulling their masks, and suddenly laughed, "Well, your masks are metal?" ”
"What if it is?" That "Lin Qing" once again posed with a very conceited pose.
"It seems that you didn't get Lin Qing's memory, so the name that can call Bai Yue must be that you have investigated Lin Qing? Looking at it this way, Lin Qing is really me again. Xiao Cang inexplicably showed a comfortable smile and stretched his arms forward, "So you see Feng Ming is still alive?" I'm so relieved. Why don't you speak? Could it be a little surprised by my sudden burst of intelligence?
"There must be a limit to looking down on people! I'm a pioneer - Pale Flame! Eat Me Lightning Storm! ”
I saw Xiao Cang's figure disappear suddenly, only a gust of wind howled, swept away in the crowd, and everyone fell down everywhere he went......
A minute later—" I said...... How can you also read motivation? That's not what cheating does, right? Xiao Cang carried two electric shock batons in both hands, suspended in mid-air, shaking his hands and feet, and complained with a bitter face, "I said, can you let me down?" ”
"Seriously, you were so imposing just now, and you shouted 'lightning storm' like a magnifying move, I really thought for a moment that you had cast a magic." A woman with a good figure - I don't know what she looked like because her face was covered by a gas mask - said in a somewhat strange voice, "As a result, you just put on a buff and rushed into the crowd?" Oh, and by the way, he pulled out a baton...... Seriously, you haven't had a single magic until now, have you? ”
“…… Aha, ahaha......" Xiao Cang was silent for a while, and pretended to laugh cheerfully, "Why do you know so much about our pioneers' affairs...... Now that the matter has come to this, it is up to you to kill or chop it up. ”
"Speak like a tough guy." The woman applauded, "Even if you die, you can be resurrected, and you have nothing to do with everything in this world, and you have nothing to do with it, but you can act like you have made some great sacrifice." You guys are shameless and disgusting......"
"Hey! What are you talking about! The person next to him was a little short, and the person who heard the voice was a girl suddenly shouted.
"So, what the hell are you players arrogant?" The woman shook her head, "Forget it, it's not interesting to talk to you about this. Anyway, you go and kill him, I designed a player confrontation mission for you, and there will be a reward for killing him, right? ”
"It's annoying." The girl scolded and walked towards Xiao Cang, "Pale Flame senior, I'm sorry-ah!" ”
"I actually received this kind of task, and I didn't tell me, it really makes me sad, Xiaocang~"