Little Blue logged out of the game, and when he looked at the alarm clock, he found that it was ten o'clock in the evening. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Sneaking open the door, uh, no. This is my home, and I haven't done anything unseemly, for Mao to be sneaky?

Little Blue patted her head and opened the door openly. When I looked up, my brother Xiao Yuzhuo was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading the newspaper, and there was a pot of coffee on the coffee table. Xiao Xiaolan immediately took three steps back and closed the door again with a bang.

"Hey, hey, that's how you treat your own brother? Don't even say hello when you meet? ”

As a last resort, Xiao Xiaolan had no choice but to open the door and say, "Good evening." ”

For this unfamiliar brother, Xiao Xiaolan can hide and hide, and fool if she can. It's not good if you show your feet.

And Xiao Xiaolan doesn't know Xiao Yuhuan's character, in case it is a perversion of a person's face and beast's heart = beast wolf's heart and dog's lungs, wouldn't he be dangerous?

Xiao Xiaolan was like a quiet little rabbit, lowering her head and moving step by step to sit opposite Xiao Yuhuan. Let's be a little more reserved at this time.

Xiao Yuhuan flipped through the newspaper and said, "How about it, relying on the unique strategy given by my brother, has my lovely brother already made a splash in the game?" ”

Hearing the strategy, Xiao Xiaolan suddenly jumped up from the chair and screamed: "Brother, you must have been deceived, that strategy is completely fooling people." ”

Xiao Yuhuan didn't care about it and said while reading the newspaper: "Yes, how many levels are you in EW?" ”

“14。”

"Isn't this amazing, I thought you wouldn't even be able to find the city gate, and after walking around three or four times and getting lost, crying to find the guards."

Little Blue: "......"

"Brother, am I so useless in your eyes?"

Xiao Yuhuan glanced at Xiao Xiaolan from the corner of his eye, plucked his ear with the little thumb of his left hand and said, "Huh? What did you say? Last year, I fainted at a family gathering because there were too many people, and when I woke up, I ran to the street and got lost, and who was the person who cried in my arms for 20 minutes when I was found? ”

This...... Xiao Xiaolan was shocked by these words and took a few steps back. Isn't it, I'm so useless in this world?

Xiao Xiaolan's face was flushed with anger and shame, and even her voice changed tone: "It was all my own efforts to rise so fast, and your strategy didn't work much." ”

Xiao Yuhuan stood up and walked to Xiao Xiaolan's side.

Xiao Xiaolan looked up,! It's so high! I didn't think it before, but now I take a closer look and find that my cheap brother is at least one meter eight tall. is much taller than Xiao Xiaolan, a congenitally disabled person whose acquired nutrition can't keep up with one meter five.

Seeing this, Xiaoxiaolan couldn't help but calm down and think: Is the reason why I am so short is because my parents gave all the good genes to my brother, so they gave birth to an existence like me?

Xiao Yuhuan stretched out his hand and touched Xiao Xiaolan's head: "Then I have to praise you a few words." Worthy of my lovely little brother, even though you are so short. ”

Hey, can you get rid of that last sentence!

Xiao Xiaolan tossed around indiscriminately before taking Xiao Yuhuan's hand off her head, raised her head proudly and proudly and said:

"Hmph, the strategy you gave didn't work at all, and I can achieve what I have now because of my own efforts. Between these, ask for a raise! ”

"Huh? In the past, it wasn't zero treatment, as long as you could stay at home and not go out. Why is it suddenly transgender now? ”

"You're transgender!"

Xiao Xiaolan pounced towards Xiao Yuhuan with her teeth and claws, and bit her mouth as soon as she opened her mouth.

Xiao Yuhuan took a step to the left and passed by Xiao Xiaolan. Xiao Xiaolan didn't have time to retract her strength and hit her head on the sofa.

"If you want to fight me, you're still early."

Xiao Yuhuan laughed and stretched out his hand to play with the dumb hair on Xiao Xiaolan's head.

Xiao Xiaolan sat on the sofa and turned her head: "Hmph, ignore you!" ”

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. You don't forget to make your purpose in playing the game. I heard that the grief-stricken eldest cousin hadn't eaten for four days. Hurry up and make a big move in the game to make the big cousin happy. ”

, four days, big cousin, this is the rhythm of seeing through the red dust to ascend to immortality?

"When I have time, I'll go inside, too. Let's gather some information. ”

"Huh? Brother, do you want to play too? ”

"Of course, the project at hand will be done in no time. I will have a lot of time to travel and eat karaoke, and most importantly, I can play games with my cute brother. ”

Little Blue squirted out a mouthful of water. Who wants to play with you!

"Oh, brother, you remember to find that theory that sells raiders. This kind of broken strategy is so expensive, and my brother has to spend a lot of money to buy it back. ”

"Ah, you said that. That was when I invited the second lady of the Wang family to dinner, maybe because I was handsome and moved by me. She slipped it into me. ”

Xiao Xiaolan squirted out a mouthful of rice. Feelings are you an empty glove white wolf? Uh, no, why did you ask the second lady of the Wang family to dinner, and you planned to soak her?

"Then why lie to me and say that I bought the internal strategy at a big price?"

"That's right, I treated her to a bowl of jajangmyeon and it cost me six yuan. I can't be reimbursed, I paid for it out of my own pocket. Isn't that a big price for what is it? ”

Little Blue: "......"

This white wolf is so easy. Sure enough, being handsome is the capital.

Xiao Xiaolan has a good friend who has played since he was a child, because he is handsome, he will dress up every time he goes out, and match a dress or something. At that time, Xiao Xiaolan looked down on him very much, thinking that he was handsome and couldn't be eaten. Decades later, Xiaoxiaolan was surprised to find that she was handsome and could really be eaten.

"By the way, what's your in-game ID called?"

Xiao Xiaolan bowed her head and replied, "Xiao Xiaolan." ”

Xiao Yuhuan endured it for a long time, and finally laughed: "It's still this name, it seems that you are completely used to it." ”

Thinking of the origin of the three words Xiaoxiaolan, Xiaoxiaolan couldn't help but be angry. But listening to Xiao Yuhuan's words, Xiao Xiaolan in this world doesn't seem to be having a good time.

Xiao Xiaolan didn't want to think about the tragic past anymore, so she began to change the topic: "Well, although I want to do sabotage, I must always set a specific process and goal." ”

"It's very simple, the first step is to find the kind of newcomers with low ranks, and PK them until they lose confidence in this game. Let the game lose fresh blood. The second step is to spread rumors on major forums to ruin the reputation of the game and cause a large loss of potential users. The third step, after mixing a certain amount of strength in the game, PK when you see people, and it is best to destroy a few cities. Naturally, the game was ruined. ”

Damn, brother, do you treat me as a game prodigy or a programming expert? I've now scrapped 66 free attributes, which is already a half-scrapped number. Do you want me to PK newcomers?

Spreading rumors on the forum, Xiao Xiaolan is not the marshal of Tianpeng who is in charge of the vests of the 100,000 naval army, and there are not so many subordinates. It's not a big name either, and every word and deed can make the gaming world tremble.

Destroying the city? The chengguan patrolling the city doesn't eat rice, and a single finger can crush me to death. Big brother, can you say something realistic?

"Oh, yes. It wasn't long before the family reunion at the end of the year arrived. You must make some achievements in this game, and you can't lose the face of your parents. After all, dozens of brothers and sisters. You can't be too bad. ”

The little blue leg was weak: "No...... No way. ”

Xiao Xiaolan was frightened by the phrase "dozens of brothers and sisters". Dozens of brothers and sisters, I originally thought that there was only this one cheap brother, but I didn't expect that there were dozens of cheap brothers and sisters. Grandparents and grandparents are amazing!

Xiao Yuhuan nodded: "Yes, up to the eldest cousin, down to the forty-eighth cousin, up to the eldest cousin, down to the forty-eighth cousin, adding up to dozens of people, everyone has more or less mixed up with some achievements." You and your ninety cousin are the least angry. ”

Xiao Xiaolan was a little confused when she heard it: "Wait, wait, wait, didn't you say that there are only forty-eight cousins and cousins together, how did ninety cousins come out." ”

"Oh, because my parents have a lot of brothers and sisters, there are too many people in our generation, according to the male and female counts, there are 48 people on each side, and together they are 96 golden second generations. The ranking is the eldest cousin, second cousin, third cousin, and fourth cousin, and then the number of people is counted from high to low according to age. Of these, you're the only one who has the worst mix with your cousin who ranks ninety. An otaku, a crazy woman. ”

Little Blue's legs were weak and she almost knelt down. Wole a groove, this Nima is too capable of giving birth. Aren't my parents all only children, why did I have a lot of brothers and sisters in this world, and I got forty-eight cousins, forty-six cousins. Chaosheng is not afraid of fines?

Wait, there are 96 people in this area, so won't the next generation break 100?

Is there a New Year's Eve concert at the end of the year?

Xiao Yuhuan's eyes flashed: "If you can stir up the game into a muddy water, then their company's stock is bound to drop by a few percentage points." When the time comes, I will mobilize the power of public opinion to hack them to death. will definitely be able to collapse the Wang family! ”

Xiao Xiaolan was stunned by these words, how rich your imagination is, big brother. If it had collapsed so easily, their company wouldn't have spent billions on a game.

"It's you, why don't you sleep so late? If you don't take care of your body, how can you break the game? ”

Xiao Xiaolan replied vaguely: "I sleep at home alone, and I can't sleep without a sense of security." ”

"Shouldn't you have to be with me every night to fall asleep like I did when I was a kid?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Xiao Xiaolan was choked half to death, I need you to accompany me to sleep every day, I'm not a and I'm not a brother, Xiao Xiaolan here is so useless. Have you ever done anything strange to me?

"What, shy? When I was a child, I was the one who bathed you. I remember someone saying when I was a kid that I wanted to be my brother's bride when I grew up. ”

Xiao Xiaolan spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, and fell to the ground unconscious.