Episode 2 Entering the Super World for the First Time Episode 3 Becoming a puppy without saying a word
I don't know if there's a season in the game.,Anyway, I feel like I've never been so comfortable now.,This is the temperature of the most comfortable days of the year.,There's no summer heat.,There's no slight humidity in spring.,There's no slight coolness of the autumn that's a little cold wind.,There's no biting chill in winter.,It's a very comfortable temperature.,With the fragrance of the surrounding trees.,The whole person can't help but feel a little more energetic.,But
Ahem!
"Fatty, I'll fuck your sister, can you stop smoking!" I coughed and scolded viciously, reached out and slapped off a small cigarette butt in the fat man's hand, and before the fat man could get angry, I suddenly found that the little sister looked at me wrongly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info.
Only then did I react, I felt embarrassed, and I couldn't help touching my face and continued: "That, I didn't mean to..."
The little sister didn't speak, just stared at me stunned, as if she wanted to eat me....
Fatty, why don't you come to relieve the siege at this time?
Labor and management have served you!
"That.. What's that one you put on your lips? It really doesn't smell good...."At this critical moment, my great hero, Mr. Galen, spoke, and I wanted to hug him and cry bitterly, and tell him that you are such a good person!
"You don't understand this, this is a sign of a man, and only men who can smoke look mature!" The fat man didn't care about me, but answered Galen's question with a smile on his face
Galen suddenly clenched his fists, a bright light seemed to flash in his eyes, and he said excitedly: "No, only the man who has gone into battle to kill the enemy is the real hero!" A real man! ”
I patted this Ma Daha on the shoulder and said slowly, "I believe you will be a hero in the future!" ”
"Really?"
"It's the truth!" "That's right." The fat man and I spoke almost at the same time, after all, it is a League of Legends player who knows that Galen is a hero on the battlefield, although I now think he is indeed a Ma Daha, but don't people say that the great wisdom is stupid, this Ma Daha is the great fool and the wise, just this brainless, running to the battlefield is not the great god who dares to rush in with a broom....
"My mom said the same thing! And those fortune tellers, they all say that I am a general! Galen couldn't help but laugh when he heard us say this, and his steps became much lighter
I always feel strange when I look at him like this, because his smile makes me feel that this is a game NPC, this is simply a living person!
"That's right! I picked it up when I went into the forest, look at it! Because of our compliment, Galen was much closer to the four of us, and remembered what he had picked up at the edge of the forest, and he couldn't help but show it to us
"What is this?" The four of us all wondered, this is a blue rod, and there is a triangular glass object at the top, which looks like....
"I don't know, but I've seen it before, and it looks like it's something a magician holds."
"Magic wand?" I was the first to react, after all, my brother has seen all the little demon fairies in Balala, and I still remember that year, I vowed to bring all those little demon fairies and little black demon fairies home to be my wife, speaking of this, my heart is really cold, I don't know how old you are now.........
"Magic wand?" The little sister took it from Galen's hand as she spoke, and I said that this little girl, her hand is just idle, no wonder she snatched my helmet before
"Synthetic characters! Lulu the Faerie Witch! ”
Suddenly, there was a system prompt, and I didn't remember who this fairy witch was for a long time, and then the fat man suddenly screamed
"Old sister, this character is too suitable for you, a perfect non-mainstream typical!" The fat man patted his stomach and said with a smile
I didn't pay attention to the fat man at this time, but I saw that the little sister shook the magic wand in her hand angrily
Dang!
I saw a road sign on the ground, this is a road sign for the fat man, why did it fall to the ground?
What about fat people?
When everyone didn't notice, the fat man actually disappeared!
At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of a puppy
"Wang! Woof! ”
Hey!
This is?
Why is there a puppy here?
I reached out and picked up the black-haired puppy that suddenly appeared in front of us, suddenly thought of something, and asked the little sister with wide eyes
"Did you change it?"
Labor and management suddenly remembered that the fairy witch has a skill that can turn people into small animals! The main thing is that when I played League of Legends, I didn't play that kind of obscene little Lori hero at all.,My brother played all violent output.,It's understandable that I didn't remember this hero's skills for a while.
"yes!" The little sister reached out and lifted the little black dog that the fat man had turned into, shook it vigorously, and scolded the 'fat man': "Do you dare to say that I am not mainstream? Look at you like a dog! ”
What is this tm called?
It's simply a dog, okay or not...
Suddenly, the little sister reached out and threw away the 'fat man', and the moment the puppy landed
Swish!
He actually turned back into a fat man!
I saw the fat man sitting on the ground, his forehead was full of cold sweat, and he was breathing in a big gulp of air, thinking that this kid must be very scared, but it was true that even I was scared, and I didn't dare to mess with the little sister now, otherwise I would become a dog directly when I got angry..
"The magician is on top! Please be worshiped by the villain! Suddenly, Ma Da Ha Glen next to him seemed to have finally reacted, and suddenly knelt down, and pressed his head to the ground, like that, how funny and funny it is, you can imagine the appearance of a big man with five big and three thick feet kneeling on the ground, how to say this, have you ever seen a pig when it was about to be killed.....
"Uh-uh.." The little sister also felt very embarrassed when she saw this scene, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Galen, and said in her mouth: "Where am I a magician, I am just playing around!" ”
"No, no, no! Adults have powerful magic that transforms people, but I looked away from it before, and I hope your forgiveness "Galen can't get up or live, as if he is lying on the ground."
"Get up, we're all companions, it's a shame for the big man to kneel around," I said to Galen as I picked up the fat man
"How dare the villain be a companion of four adults! The villain doesn't dare to get up! "Galen is still kneeling on the ground, I have taken this goods, how can I be scared like this, at that time, I didn't know how powerful a magician who could transform was, if I knew, I wouldn't be surprised by Galen's behavior, but why is this world still a villain, isn't this Nima the Western world...
Seeing that she couldn't pull it up, the little sister thought about it for a while and said, "The big magician will forgive you for pulling, hurry up, this is an order!" ”
When Galen heard this, Jinnima jumped up from the ground as if he heard the voice of a ghost, but he still didn't dare to look at the girl in front of him
"You're such a great character! You can also use magic! Bai Qiuyu walked into the little sister and said, her words were full of envy
"Sister, I have other abilities, do I want to show you!" The little lady said with a smile, and pointed the magic wand at me and the fat man again
"Don't!" This word was almost shouted out by the three of us at the same time, and Galen hadn't raised his head yet, but because his figure was too big, in order not to look at the little sister, he lowered his head vigorously, which was really funny...
The little sister waved her hand as if she was dissatisfied, said okay, and then turned her head and said cutely to Galen's Mandahar, "Can you give me this magic wand of yours?" ”
"This magic wand is definitely for adults!" Galen is forced, labor and management haven't found out that he has spoken so fast and so actively, Zhen Nima is
"Okay, big brother, don't keep calling me adult, my name is Senior Sister Xiao! If you call me again, I'm going to be angry! The little sister put her hands on her waist as she spoke, putting on a very angry expression
Galen had to say slowly: "Xiao... Sister"
"That's right," the little lady smiled and walked up to me, but the fat man was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground again
"My sister... No, no, my sister, don't make trouble! The fat man said hesitantly, he was really scared...
The little sister stretched out her magic wand and shook it in front of the fat man, so frightened that the fat man closed his eyes, and saw the fat man's scared expression, she said viciously: "See if you dare to say that I am not mainstream, I will immediately turn you into a puppy!" ”
"Eun, you're the big brother, you're the big brother!" The fat man hurriedly replied, for fear that the little sister would turn him into a little black dog
"Okay, since it's okay, let's keep going!" I interrupted the progress of the matter, called Galen, who was so frightened that he could not walk, took the fat man's pole, and the five of them continued to walk deeper into the forest
After a while, Galen was not afraid, everyone asked about the special features of the character of the little sister, but everyone was surprised by her strength, and the fat man kept complaining about the fact that he was a weapon master with zero combat effectiveness....