"Qi Zhongjun, we don't seem to know each other very well, right?" Xiao Ruoshui was already a little angry, and she said in a cold voice: "Does he have anything to do with your boyfriend?" I really don't have a class tomorrow, but I'm not interested in your game, so I don't want to watch it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Qi Zhongjun was anxious when he heard Xiao Ruoshui say this, and hurriedly grabbed Xiao Ruoshui's hand and said, "Ruoshui, why do you say that?" Don't you know how much I like you? ”

Xiao Ruo's sailor was pulled by the other party, and he only felt a burst of nausea, and wanted to break free, but his strength was obviously not as great as Qi Zhongjun's.

Fang Shaoyou couldn't stand it anymore, after a long time, this guy named Qi Zhongjun was just Xiao Ruoshui's suitor, but as a suitor, he disrupted other people's lives without scruples, and forced the girl's hand, it was a bit too much.

He took a step forward and slapped Qi Zhongjun's hand away, protecting Xiao Ruoshui behind him.

"Classmate, didn't you be taught at home not to do anything to girls?" He glanced at Qi Zhongjun and said.

Qi Zhongjun, who had no Xiao Ruoshui in his eyes, was finally willing to face Fang Shaoyou, and he asked in a very unceremonious tone, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm a friend of Ruoshui." Fang Shaoyou didn't add the word senior sister this time.

"Ruoshui is also what you called!" Qi Zhongjun almost jumped up from the ground and poked his finger into Fang Shaoyou's face.

"It's Ruoshui who asked me to call Ruoshui Ruoshui, if you don't accept it, you can ask Ruoshui, right?" Fang Shaoyou spit out a sentence like a tongue twister, and Qi Zhongjun didn't react for a long time, but Xiao Ruoshui behind Fang Shaoyou sneered and gently hammered Fang Shaoyou.

Fang Shaoyou turned around and smiled at Xiao Ruoshui.

"Bastard!" Qi Zhongjun couldn't bear it anymore when he saw the intimacy between the two, and shouted: "Fang Shaoyou, I want to fight you alone!" ”

"So you still listened to what I said." Fang Shaoyou smiled, rolled up his sleeves, and said: "It's okay to go heads-up, my Shaoyou has never been afraid of anyone!" ”

Looking at Fang Shaoyou's naked. The beautiful and powerful arc on the exposed arm, Qi Zhongjun swallowed his saliva, took two steps back without moving, and said, "Don't be like a barbarian who only knows how to fight!" I'm talking about heads-up in LOL! If you lose, you won't be allowed to get any closer to Ruoshui! ”

"And what if you lose?"

"I lost... How could I possibly lose! Qi Zhongjun sneered and said: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I am the first top list in metallurgy and the main force of the team." A girl like Xiang Ruoshui should be with someone like me. Don't think that you can seduce her if you grow taller and are handsome! ”

"Senior sister, he said I seduced you." Fang Shaoyou listened to Qi Zhongjun's words, he really couldn't hold back, and turned around and laughed at Xiao Ruoshui.

"Shut up." Xiao Ruoshui kicked Fang Shaoyou with a red face, but he couldn't help laughing.

"Since you're a metallurgist, don't bother so much, see you next week." Fang Shaoyou smiled at Qi Zhongjun and said, "Let me introduce myself again, I am the number one top order in the Department of Finance, Mask Fang Shaoyou." ”

"If you win the game next week, I promise that Ruoshui will watch you play every time, but if we win, then please don't bother our family Ruoshui in the future." Fang Shaoyou glanced at Qi Zhongjun arrogantly, and without even waiting for him to reply, he pulled Xiao Ruoshui to turn around and leave.

Only Qi Zhongjun was left alone, a little embarrassed and messy in the wind.

Xiao Ruoshui's little heartbeat, who was held by Fang Shaoyou, suddenly felt a little more grateful to the stalker Qi Zhongjun in her heart.

Poor Qi Zhongjun, snatching love with a knife can't help others......

"Fang Shaoyou, how did Ruoshui become your family?" Xiao Ruoshui, who was being led by the others, asked with a smile with a slight blush.

When Fang Shaoyou heard this, when he let go like an electric shock, he hurriedly apologized to Xiao Ruoshui: "I'm sorry, Senior Sister Ruoshui, I'm quick for a while... Absolutely nothing else! ”

Damn cowards!

Xiao Ruoshui kicked Fang Shaoyou dissatisfiedly, turned around and walked forward.

"Little liar, why did you lie to him that you were the number one in the finance department?" Xiao Ruoshui walked briskly in front and asked.

"I'm the number one in the finance department." Fang Shaoyou said with a serious face.

"Just blow it. What if he finds out that you don't make an order, you don't admit it if you lose, and you continue to pester me? ”

"Senior sister, don't worry, I won't let him pester you with me." Fang Shaoyou patted his chest and said.

"Call me Ruoshui!"

"Oh, Sister Ruoshui."

……

In class the next day, Bai Panhong took his mobile phone and said to Fang Shaoyou: "Boss, boss, there is a video on the Internet that is particularly popular recently, have you watched it?" ”

"If it's PPAP, I've been brainwashed...... Fang Shao lobbied, and the strange dancing of PICO Taro came to mind.

"No, it's a League of Legends video."

"Oh? What are you talking about? ”

"It's Uncle Wei's new show, called "Anti-Japanese Vanguard", and it's a video of him and another thief and lewd person in the Japanese costume to open a black and abuse RB person, which is particularly funny."

"Xiaobai, you make it clearer, what do you mean by another thief and obscene person?"

"Boss, you don't know, his black guy keeps telling pornographic jokes and what he says. Good fortune. Swords, cameras, etc... Hahaha... I'm laughing to death! ”

"I'm rubbing, what to say. Good fortune. Isn't it Wei Shu who is the sword and the camera, why did he become me? Fang Shaoyou scolded in his heart, hurriedly took Bai Panhong's mobile phone, and clicked on the first episode of the program called "Anti-Japanese Vanguard", "Please Close Your Eyes When It's Dark".

The video is still the same video, but the dialogue between the two people in it has been processed by Wei Shu very obscenely, and he has done a certain amount of post-processing on Fang Shaoyou's voice, making his voice sound obscene and lewd. Dang, and at the same time, he shamelessly used this voice to intersperse many yellow jokes about his sister-in-law, and even processed many of his own very obscene words into Fang Shaoyou's dialogue.

Fang Shaoyou didn't spray a mouthful of old blood on the screen, although no one could connect this voice with him, but after all, it was a game he played, so it looked funny and funny, but the black cauldron was all carried by him.

"Boss, you don't know, the clicks on this video have soared all the way to the top of the list, and the popularity is called a high ...... Hey, boss, why does your face look weird? ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Fang Shaoyou shook his head depressedly, now it's okay, it's not easy to become famous, but he doesn't dare to tell anyone. If others know that this obscene maniac called "Yibi ****** Ye Fei" is his, it is estimated that he will have to spend four years of college alone.

It's good to die, but at this time, Fang Shaoyou also received a WeChat message from Wei Shu.

"Maple Leaf Fei, have you seen the video of our big hit? ：）”

I'm rubbing, this thing is still TM with me to send emoji!

Fang Shaoyou looked at it with a fire in his belly and replied, "Should you explain to me those yellow jokes in it?" ”

"Hey, hey, those jokes are funny~\( ̄▽ ̄)/"

"Who asked you this! Why did you make me so lewd! ”

"Oh, this one. Work needs. As a well-known streamer, I can't make myself very obscene, right? But if the video wants to be interesting, you have to add some material~ So I can only wronged you, brother. Don't worry, I changed your voice, no one knows it's yours╮(╯▽╰)╭"

"You're really enough......" Fang Shaoyou looked at the more and more vivid emojis, but became more and more annoyed.

"Haha, don't be angry ( ̄▽ ̄) with Youyou~, let's do it tonight, the second phase of the RB nightmare is coming!"