Chapter 128: Good cabbage makes the pig arch
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When Iroh came to the gate of Lan-kwai-Fong, he looked at his watch, it was exactly eight o'clock, he cursed secretly, parked the motorcycle and walked in anxiously, for fear that if he was late, he would be made something special by those brothers with different surnames of the opposite sex and inhumanity.
At the door, there were still four familiar big-breasted babes at the door 'soliciting customers', because they were too familiar, so they just said hello to Iroh a little, opened the door for him, and watched him enter.
At this time, the bar is still a little quiet, there are not many customers yet, and it usually doesn't seem lively until after nine o'clock.
I saw David Silva and Albiol, Andy and Pissen from a long distance, and it seems that they are still newcomers with a good attitude, and they came early!
"Hey, you're so early!!"
When Iroh came to the table, he put his arms around Andy and Pyssen's shoulders and said with a smile.
"You're late, Ai!"
Albiol curled his mouth, reminding Iro.
"Really, those guys are late again! I'll be sure to educate them later!! β
Iroh pretended not to hear, and his resentment shifted his attention.
"You're late, Ai!"
This time it was David Silva's turn to remind.
"Damn! It's not a word at eight o'clock!! Wait a minute, we must punish the four of them well! β
Iroh still pretended not to hear, but looked at the door of the bar, looking impatient.
"You're late, Ai!"
At this moment, Andy and Pissen couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded at the same time.
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Just as Iroh was speechless and habitually looked at the door of the bar, he saw Navarro, Marchena, Aurelio and Aimar walking in slowly.
These four old men were dressed in very sassy bags, handsome suits, and they really looked like dogs, and Iroh beckoned to them from afar, and at the same time, his subordinates were not slow, as if magical, and twelve bottles of Heineken beer were opened before the four of them came to the table.
"Hey, you're late! Three bottles per person!! No thanks, this is what the little brother should do!! β
After the four of them approached, Iroh said with a wicked smile.
"It's not big, it's not small!"
Navarro clasped his hands in front of his chest, looking like an elder teaching a lesson, but to be honest... This expression is really very much like what he played in the TV series, and it is a waste of talent for him not to film after he retires!
"Holy! What blockbuster movies have you been watching lately? β
"Guess!"
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For this kind of shameless person, Elo simply didn't come over and chose to ignore it!
Because, we can't play together happily!!
In the end, the four people who were late still drank three bottles of beer each, but when the four people drank three bottles, Albiol was very unrighteous and broke the news that Iroh was also late, and at this moment, Iroh was forced to drink three bottles of beer.
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Playing games and drinking at the same time, time passed quickly, and the number of customers at Lan-kwai-fong also increased, and the bar slightly closer to the DJ was already full, and there were only a few empty seats in the entire store, and the dance floor was already crowded.
Entering the 21st century, the entire Spanish economy is in a stage of rapid decline, those white-collar workers are usually under great pressure to work, basically they will use the weekend time to relax in the bar, and dancing on the bar dance floor is the best way for them to relax and vent, Spanish macho men use their strong muscles to attract young Spanish girls, and hot Spanish girls also use their hot bodies to attract their interested male compatriots.
"Hey, it's ten o'clock in the evening, and we'll gather in twenty minutes to see who has the most beautiful woman, how about it?"
At this time, Marchena, as the boss, suddenly said.
Hearing this, the two sullen men, Aurelio and Aimar, immediately became excited, and almost at the same time as Marchena finished speaking, they rolled up their sleeves and straightened their hairstyles with their stinky hairstyles.
"We have already made preparations, and we are ready to listen to the party's orders at any time!"
Navarro looked very serious and stood up straight.
For Navarro's increasingly Chinese behavior, Iroh is no longer surprised, and it is estimated that in another year or two, it can be a China expert!
Looking at everyone's eagerness to try, the most honest David Silva also wanted to try to experience the feeling of pickling girls, but when he thought of his first girlfriend Daphne Joy, his restless heart returned to calm.
"Let's go!"
As soon as Marchena gave the order, a group of nine people acted separately!
Oh no, for the time being, the eight of them were separated, and the honest David Silva sat still and didn't walk away, and his teammates didn't notice, because the focus was on the young girls in the club.
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As soon as Iroh got off the dance floor, he was ushered into the carnival dance floor by a woman with thick golden wavy hair draped over her shoulders.
Listening to the energetic music, I didn't have time to look at the blonde woman in front of me until I was taken to the innermost part of the dance floor, with thick eyelashes, seductive eyes, and sexy and rich lips, revealing a thousand styles all the time.
He continued to look down, and the pink-purple ultra-short shawl coat set off her first-class figure, and was paired with a bright yellow velvet knee-length skirt and a pair of black E high boots...... Tut-tut, it's really coquettish.
However, Iroh always felt that the blonde beauty in front of her had a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu.
The two soon hugged each other to the energetic music, but the two sides did not make any other hand movements, just danced to the rhythm of the music.
Iroh put her whole body and soul on this beautiful woman, feeling the softness around her waist and... the plump clung to her chest.
"I know you, Wonder Boy Ai!"
At this time, the beauty was the first to speak.
"Huh? Do you know me? β
Iroh asked subconsciously.
"Of course, you're the dream girl of all Valencia, how could I not know?"
"So, do you mean, I'm also your dream girl?"
Eloh asked quips.
"Of course!"
After the blonde finished speaking, she gently pushed Ailo away the moment the music stopped, and when Airo was confused, she continued, "Don't you think I'm a little familiar? β
"Well, it's kind of familiarβbut I just can't remember it."
For this, Iroh didn't deny it, but his heart began to be active, and the beauties all looked the same, of course it felt familiar!
The blonde woman rested her head on Iroh's shoulders again the moment the music resumed, and at the same time wrapped her hands around his waist, "Then I'll give you a hint." β
"Good! You say..."
"Cafe, you bumped into me..."
At this moment, Iroh fell into a moment of contemplation, sucked the fragrance of the beauty in his nostrils, and subconsciously followed the blonde beauty's prompt, began to look for memories in his mind, and muttered, "I rarely go to the cafΓ© recently, huh?" β
"You're that beautiful waitress at the cafΓ©?"
"Clever!"
The blonde laughed sweetly, and then there was a 'pop' in Iroh's ears, the sound was very small, and it came and disappeared as quickly as it came.
"It's a reward for you!"
Only then did Iroh react, it turned out that he was forcibly kissed...
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Twenty minutes passed quickly, and Iroh put his arm around Christine Anne's slender waist and walked towards the table where he had come first.
From afar, Marchena, Aimar, Aurelio, and Navarro were each seen holding a woman dressed in flowers, while David Silva, Andy, and Kisson sat together, as if they were talking about something.
Albiol, who was sitting in the far corner, was holding a woman with very large breasts, and because of the distance, it was impossible to see the woman's appearance, but judging from the clothes, it should not be very bad.
With the smile and gesture of the victor, Iroh walked to the table.
"Holy! Why are you so lucky every shit? β
At this time, Albiol also turned his focus away from the big-breasted woman, and began to look at the blonde beside Iro, and quickly came up with a comment, saying fiercely.
When several other male compatriots heard Albiol's words, they immediately patted their thighs at the same time, and also put on a fierce look, looking at Iroh very unkindly.
"Holy! I don't think this guy is more handsome than me in that way! β
Andy, the little black man, covered his black charcoal-like face very shamelessly and pouted.
Burst!
It immediately caused a burst of laughter from everyone.
"Am I wrong? Whether it's my looks or my figure, I'm better than Ai Bang! β
Andy, the little black man, scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
Hahahaha-
This caused even more laughter.
At this moment, Iroh suddenly let go of the hand that was holding Christine Anne's waist and pulled her into the seat, which immediately caused the dissatisfaction of many wolf friends.
Good cabbage makes the pig arch!
Several people thought dissatisfied.
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There were nine people in the group, but David Silva, Andy and Pyssen did not find a female companion, so they naturally became the focus of everyone's cancellation.
But soon, David Silva explained, and said righteously, "I promised my first girlfriend Daphne Joy not to touch women other than her!" β
Tsk tsk...
Iroh is like a bad friend, complaining wordlessly.
David Silva's words immediately made the little black Andy's eyes light up, and he also stood up, pretending to be reluctant to cut his love, righteous and righteous, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "I also promised my girlfriend Jennifer Seger not to touch other women!" Ay!! Otherwise, tonight..."
Andy couldn't believe that he said the paragraph just now!
In fact, in the final analysis, it's just to cover up that you can't get a girl.
David Silva and Andy both explained, and Pearson couldn't sit still anymore and stood up.
Before he could speak, Iroh couldn't help but say, "Don't tell me that you promised your girlfriend to be as protective as jade!" β
Pison replied subconsciously, "How do you know?" β
No way!
Eight people raised their high middle fingers at the same time.
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"Drink!"
"Drink! Drink!! β
"Drink again!"
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Bottle after bottle of Heineken appeared on the table.
It's been a long time since Iroh drank such a fierce drink, the last time he drank so violently to make a bow, and he didn't drink bottle after bottle last time.
But this time it was different - there could be a delicate blonde beauty next to her who was hugged by herself, and naturally she couldn't resist the cynicism of several brothers, so she opened her wine arms and drank a lot.
His mind has begun to lose consciousness, but he subconsciously keeps pouring the wine bottle into his mouth, and the figures printed in his eyes are all colorful, and the right hand on the slender waist of Christine Anne beside him also began to be dishonest, and the whole person fell over, all the movements were instinctive.
Occasionally, a little sound can be heard.
"Hey, don't make a fuss!"
"What! Don't move!! β
"Don't do that, okay? Please! β
"Even if you want that, don't be here!"
"Why don't we change places?"
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