Seventy-seven. You insult the meaning of dating!
Thanks for lamenting the sins of God, Feiyangfeng, Blue Rose's heart, beman, Providence and other people's rewards.,Recently, the update has not been stable because of the reasons after going home.,I'm sorry.。 Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info dating, after these two words are in full swing, the meaning is actually to make an appointment, but I don't know when it began, the meaning of these two words has gradually changed to refer to a man and a woman going out to do something shameful, and not being hungry without shame, whether this pair of men and women are a couple or not.
Anyway, now, once you see a man and a woman on the street, talking and laughing together, and from time to time there will be some immoral behaviors such as hugging and hugging, in the eyes of normal people, this (dog) man and woman are now dating.
With the development of society and the progress of people's thinking, dating has not only existed between men and women, but also between men and women, and men and women......
I have to say that time is really a terrible thing.
A train runs along the tracks, a means of transportation from before the start of the war, which played a huge role in inland transportation away from the coast, because the struggle on the sea is no longer as severe as in earlier years, and the successive defeats in the deep sea make people gradually forget the pain and disaster that the war once brought to this land.
On this train, the passengers on the train couldn't help but look at their companions who were in the same car as them, and it looked like they were sisters who had an argument......
"Poof, I didn't expect you to wear this kind of clothes so appropriately, poofhahahahaha......ha
"Bastard, who threw my clothes in the washing machine last night when I wasn't looking!"
"Well, don't worry about it, you know that your clothes are all vinegar sour, and besides, if you wear clothes with obvious characteristics to the main city, you will get into trouble."
"But I think it's all your conspiracy......" Lu Jie shook the hem of his skirt speechlessly, "Can't you find me a decent dress?" ”
Lilicia replied dissatisfiedly, "Hmph, why, don't you still think it's good, I'm not happy to lend you my clothes!" ”
[Where can I see that you are unhappy when you look now?!] 】
Lu Jie's current appearance is quite unconformable, he is not very tall among men, but if it is measured by the standards of women, it is quite high.
Hell knows how Lilicia managed to find such a dark black dress out of her closet, and Ruger himself didn't know why she put it on......
Things have become like this, starting from last night, Lilicia dragged Lu Jie, who was playing poker in the heavy artillery dormitory, to the office, to fulfill Andrea's dream of "the family should sleep together", at that time, Lu Jie's admiral uniform still had a faint vinegar sour smell on it, Lilicia took advantage of Lu Jie's sleep at night to secretly throw the clothes into the washing machine, washed with water, did not spin dry, and washed them after washing.
This also caused Lu Jie to wake up sadly to find that he had no clothes to wear.
If that's all there is to it, Lu Jie can still find a place where there are no people to squat for a day, and wait for the clothes to be almost dry.
At this juncture, Lilicia came to inform him that Lu Jie's task today was to accompany her to go shopping and purchase for the town guard's mansion.
In order to prevent Lu Jie from refusing to resign, Lilicia took out her custody and care for Lu Jie these days, so that Lu Jie couldn't refuse, she said this at the time: "Besides, you see that I am a little weak woman, what if I can't take so many things?" ”
"Can't hold it? Isn't there a ship girl in that case? "In terms of the humanoid Gundam of the ship girl, it's not a problem to carry things or something, but if that's the case, wouldn't I have no gender advantage as a male?
"No, you know, if I ask them to go with me, it's not a question of whether I can handle the things I bought, it's a question of whether I have enough money." It means that if Lilicia brings the ship's mother over, it will not be a woman shopping, but a group of women shopping, and in addition to herself, she is also a group of women who have lifted the restrictions of power!
If you don't pay attention, it's possible to empty the mall!
Explaining this, Lilicia also "kindly" prepared a set of clothes for Lu Jie, and also said a lot of advantages about this set of clothes to shake Lu Jie, such as good breathability, dignified and generous, wearing to show personality, and very comfortable.
In the end, according to Lu Jie's own fitting proof, all the advantages that Lilicia said were true, none of them were deceitful, and the only fly in the ointment was that it was a dress......
Even Lu Jie himself didn't know why he really wore this dress in the end, and he went out with Lilicia in this dress, this kind of inexplicable shame that made the gods send, until he and Lilicia got on the train, it gradually became stronger.
"Hawkers,I said I should let you put on some makeup.,You don't want it.,Now whoever looks at you like this will think you're a hentai at first sight." Lilicia smacked her lips, very dissatisfied with Lu Jie's current appearance of a man wearing a skirt, although it is said that people rely on clothes, but it seems that Lu Jie has not changed his temperament at all because of the difference he is wearing now, just like in real life, many Dios wear brand-name coats, and the essence is still the same as Dios.
"I mean, you can't have planned it a long time ago." For some reason, Lu Jie always felt as if he had been cheated by Lilicia again, after all, what did he think, he came out in this skirt, but this skirt is really comfortable to wear, especially underneath......
"Poof, how could it be!" Although she can't appreciate the subtle feeling of a normal man dressed as a woman, seeing Lu Jie wearing such beautiful clothes, but still acting like a big man, Lilicia feels an inexplicable sense of funny.
Perhaps it was too obvious that Lu Jie was acting like this, and Lu Jie began to hear the whispered discussions of the people around him......
"Look, that person is wearing such clothes, what a pervert!"
"Does he have some strange sexual fetishes?"
"However, even if there is a problem with his sexual orientation, his appearance is completely uninteresting!"
……
Listening to such comments, Lu Jie's whole body was bruised, but it was useless, he couldn't say that it was because he didn't bring a change of clothes, and Lilicia needed her own help, so she came out in her clothes.
But this kind of rhetoric sounds more like a pervert, okay, and maybe I'll be taken away by the police uncle.,A gentleman who wears women's clothes or something.。
"It's all nonsense, my sister is just suffering from excessive androgen secretion, how can you do this?!" Lilicia stepped forward, indignantly accusing the crowd of onlookers with the reasons she had made.
Hearing Lilicia's explanation, sure enough, those strange eyes and words were all gone, only to be replaced by countless pitiful eyes, especially many women, who were full of pity in their eyes towards Lu Jie......
I...... Lu Jie subconsciously wanted to say something, to explain, but looking at the current situation, he couldn't say it at all, saying that I didn't have any excessive androgen secretion Lao Tzu is a man or something, this kind of domineering breeze declaration, in the case of wearing women's clothes now, I really can't say it.
[That's right, you can just follow the script I arranged now, nice! Behind the scenes, out of sight, Lilicia made a "yes" gesture to Rujebi, telling him that she was fully prepared and didn't need to worry about anything.
[So sure enough, you've already planned it, right?] Seeing Lilicia's expression of joy and joy, and the great conspiracy she had brewed finally succeeded, Lu Jie suddenly became angry.