I've been tormented by my teeth lately. I could have eaten something light during www.biquge.info the New Year, but the New Year was full of big fish and meat, and I drank a lot of wine. Relatives and friends are so hospitable, it's hard to refuse. Well, my wife's cousins and cousins or brothers-in-law are so welcoming. That's right, yes. Fortunately, my wife loves me and gives me gua sha, thank you to my wife. This chapter is for you.

My name is Zhang Shikang, and I have been baptized in Azeroth for three months. I finally set foot on my way home. It's been a long time, but I'm not going to give up. My mother, my sister are waiting for me at home. Mom, little sister is waiting for me.

I told Karegos, "Am I bad? "In the age of desolation, Karegos pursued Darwinian evolution: natural selection, survival of the fittest.

I could only laugh at it, I realized that I had been out of civilization for too long, yes for too long. Although it was only three months, it seemed like a lifetime. I was like a wanderer wandering overseas, embarking on the journey back.

After leaving Las Vegas, I kept changing my identity and disguise myself to avoid the cops.

Follow Route 15 all the way west to Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a city located on the west coast of the United States, also known as the "City of Angels".

It's been four days since I've been back in this world, and I don't know what happened to my mother? Give home a call first. I found a platform to make transatlantic calls and dialed my home phone number?

"Doodoo"

It's a pity that the phone is always busy, and no one answers. There is no one at home? Hey, it would be nice if Sister Hong wasn't fired, at least I knew what the family was doing? Hey, after being missing for three months, my family must have died of sadness.

"Damn, it's night in America, and it's day in the Celestial Empire. Hey, I forgot about jet lag. ”

"Forget it, let's find a place to get out of here."

Smuggling is a technical job that not everyone can do. Wake up early and stowaway you need a boat. The organizers are called the head of the snake, while the stowaway is called the piglet. In order to avoid the coast guard, the piglets were placed in a small space, eating halasa in a small space, and even suffocated. If something happens to a boat, it's almost always going to drown.

At midnight on April 18 of this year, a stowaway boat bound for Italy sank in the waters off Libya. According to Italian coast guard officials on the 19th, only 28 people were rescued, and about 700 others may have been killed.

It's scary to imagine these numbers. I'm not afraid of drowning, mainly because I'm afraid of wasting time. I can't wait to go home. It's already the 21st century, airplanes, planes? It only takes 13 hours to reach Shen City.

But flying is a hassle? The security check of the plane is very strict, especially after 911, the strict mess.

How do you get past the security check? I was thinking in my heart that the money in my wallet at this time would reflect his critical moment. I bribed some airport personnel. In fact, for the United States, it is difficult to get in, but it is easy to get out. Not to mention that I spent a fortune on this.

Of course, I'm not stupid enough to say I'm going to smuggle out, I'm making a bet with someone else to travel around the world for 80 days. Sure enough, their adventurous American people believed this ridiculous lie.

They said they were going to give me first class treatment, and I was always humble. Although I used to fly with my father on my own private jet. Well, I answered them. I changed into a Pan Am uniform and entered the airport.

Pan American is a big company, and to be honest, if I wasn't a rich second generation, I might be desperately squeezing in. It's a pity that my brother is a rich second generation, and some of them are rich.

"Hey, handsome guy, do you want to fly?"

Of course, I said happily, "Ovkaus." "They arranged for me to fly an Airbus A380 to the Celestial Empire.

There is that little girl for a stranger, am I handsome? Loved by everyone? Well, let's be honest. I bought her a jade necklace and dotted him. In order to be able to live a higher quality of life than her peers, that is, vanity, this beauty is honored to accept it. For this, she let me in. And tell me that the first plane on the left hand side went to the Celestial Empire.

I got on the plane on the escalator. The flight attendant on the plane saw me, a handsome guy coming, and I was a pilot again, and she was obviously very enthusiastic. Naturally, I don't skimp on them, and I always give them small gifts as a thank you when the time comes. Of course, all this is secretive.

But they told me that the planes were full. There are no seats in economy class and first class, and I don't know why so many people are going to the Celestial Empire? Do you think people are stupid? Good fool.

"You can sit here."

They told me I could ride in a folding chair. That is, the position next to the pilot-navigator. It is a seat reserved for special personnel. I finally experienced the feeling of getting on a plane without buying a plane ticket, and taking a train without buying a train ticket. We're insiders, that's the way.

"Which line do you usually fly?"

Suddenly, the captain asked such a question, and I was confused. Honestly, I don't know how to say it? Because my English is rotten. I understood it a little bit. It's all hard to deal with, but it's good that I mechanic:

"I'm flying internationally."

The captain may have taken a fancy to me as a young man, as long as it's not a chrysanthemum. He was happy to be talkative, which probably made him young. Nor because of the rudeness of the answer to the question just now, he smiled:

"Yes, I was just asking you which line to fly."

I thought about not being able to embarrass the Chinese people when I went out, and said:

"Hawaii to Tokyo."

The captain smiled: "Tokyo? Then you're on the wrong plane. This flight does not stop in Hawaii. ”

I was a little nervous, and hurriedly said:

"Haha, it's really a joke, I'm flying to Shanghai, there is a guy who has eaten the wrong thing in Shanghai, is having a stomach upset, and is going to be hospitalized for 1 week. I had to go somewhere to get the plane back. ”

"Haha~~~, you are so humorous." The captain smiled happily: "We do this a lot, too." Then he suddenly asked, "What kind of toy?" ”

“747”

"Haha, you haven't played this before."

"Yes, this is the new toy of the year? That's a big deal. ”

"That's right, young man, I was shocked when I first saw it."

At this moment, the co-pilot smiled and said, "Captain, the inspection has been completed and you can take off." ”

I finally let out a sigh of relief, my poor limited English words, almost running out. Thankfully, I read some words when I was fine on the road these days. Luckily, the great lizard has a kind of mnemonic magic that makes me more memory-free.

"Sit down, lad. Don't forget to wear your seatbelt. ”

"Yes, sir."

The captain began to focus on the flight and accelerated the throttle? The plane sped quickly down the runway.

"150 km/h"

"Correct"

"The speed of take-off has been reached, ready to take off"

The plane was climbing diagonally, and it was really the first time I was in the cockpit and it felt great. It felt like it was on a roller coaster, I was a little nervous, yes, it felt like throwing up. Luckily, I held it back.

A moment later, the plane entered the stratosphere and finally settled down. The nurse rang on the radio, eh? The sweet laughter of the flight attendant: the plane has been stabilized, and everyone can unbuckle their seat belts.