“Go~Go~Go！ Let's go to dinner first, I'm going to hurry up and try out my new role. ”

Ye Yingying is different from the relatively calm and intellectual Mo Xiang, this girl with character is easy to ignite enthusiasm, she will do whatever she wants, and her whole body exudes a kind of freedom, like a legendary woman who has a stroke.

"What's the hurry, it's only half past four." Shui Mi'er is not in a hurry at all, she seems to be watching Zhen Lang make up for two and a few knives.

Ye Yingying said angrily: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and it will take at least an hour or two to try so many professions." Is it easy for us to be a level 1 trumpet, when the trial is over, and before we have time to finish our physical strength, the dormitory lights will be turned off. ”

Shui Mi'er ruthlessly despised her: "You two are renting a house outside and doing shameless things all day long, and you are still afraid of turning off the lights?" ”

Mo Xiang maintained the dignity of her lover, and attacked with a poisonous tongue: "I said that you are a pseudo-D cup, and you are also brainless to learn from others?" It doesn't matter if we turn off the lights or not, the key is that you two have turned off the lights, where do we go up to hug our thighs? ”

Shui Mi'er got high-end: "Classmate, I'll calculate a primary school math problem for you." We'll go back at six o'clock, and your trial will be over at eight o'clock, and we'll be three hours before the lights go out. My sister will take you to brush up on the intermediate prestige task, and it will take you to fly a level 5 small copy again, which will take you two hours at most, what is the hurry? ”

Ye Yingying was deeply skeptical: "Do you have such a high-end?" ”

Shui Mi'er said proudly: "My sister takes the Seven Princesses, and the mission copy and the brave copy are all fought with their eyes closed. ”

Ye Yingying was confused: "What is the Seventh Princess?" ”

Shui Mi'er smiled but did not speak, her face was as lonely as snow.

At this time, Mo Xiang carried forward the spirit of finding Google if she had a problem, and quickly searched for the information of the seventh princess in the magic with her mobile phone, and she immediately looked at Shui Mi'er with great admiration: "Water fairy, I can't imagine that you are a cow to this extent, there are few seven princesses in the world." It's actually in your hands, well, I already feel a sense of happiness hugging my thighs. ”

Ye Yingying leaned over and looked at the content of the web page on her mobile phone, and she was completely unprincipled: "Sister, I was wrong." Actually, my little sister was joking with you just now, you see that I am such a simple girl. You won't be ruthless enough to hurt me, will you? ”

Honey: "Where are you innocent?" ”

Ye Yingying: "I'm so simple that I've never slept with a man in my life. ”

Honey: "That's because you've slept with women all your life." ”

Ye Yingying: "That's secular prejudice, anyway, people are so simple and naïve." ”

"......" Shui Mi'er was speechless.

At this time, Zhen Lang's mobile phone rang, and the caller ID was his brother-in-law.

The idol brother chrysanthemum is tight, could it be that the thing that fooled the old lady yesterday was discovered by the uncle again?

It stands to reason that the order he placed yesterday, due to the door-to-door installation, the third generation of family music should be delivered two days later. He hadn't figured out how to explain his financial resources to his uncle, and he didn't know whether to answer the phone or not.

"It's been ringing for a long time, why don't you answer it?" Shui Mi'er leaned over and asked.

Zhen Lang picked it up and said weakly: "Uncle." It's a nice day. ”

Uncle didn't give face: "Don't come with me, what did you say to Xiaoshuai last time you came back?" ”

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, it seemed that what he was worried about had not happened, so he said solemnly: "I just chatted with him for a few words, and I didn't say anything to hit him." ”

Uncle: "You didn't hit him, you stimulated him." ”

Zhen Lang: "Can you always hang your appetite, can you finish it all at once?" ”

Uncle: "Since you came back last time." Your cousin doesn't know how much he was stimulated, and his head was hanging all day long. Reading under the quilt with a flashlight at night, studying harder than you did back then, frightened me and your aunt. ”

Zhen Lang: "Isn't this good?" It's not bad for him to sprint before the college entrance examination. ”

Uncle: "It's good, but your cousin has been enthusiastic about everything since he was a child." I don't know how to do it at noon today, so I actually pretended to be sick for Lao Tzu. I don't go to school anymore. I can't help his mother, I'm going to take the college entrance examination, and I can't beat him badly. Since you were a child, he listened to you the most, you call him to talk? ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, I'll call him right away." If he doesn't listen. I went home on the weekend to clean him up. ”

"Well, this, you still have to pay attention to the scale and pay attention to the way and method. A cub of his age is very sensitive, don't scare him. The uncle still felt very sorry for his son, and said earnestly: "Xiaolang, you know, your cousin has average grades in the class, and his state is unstable, and he is really hanging. If you don't play well, even the specialty will be a problem. ”

Zhen Lang: "I understand, do you want me to stimulate him again?" ”

Uncle: "That's what it means, I admit it, this method is a bit temporary. But as the old saying goes, when you grind your gun, it's not bright. There is still half a month to go before the college entrance examination, and he has a final sprint, and he has more hope. Half a month of hard work and a lifetime of happiness are also worth it. ”

"Uncle, I understand your central idea, wait for me to settle him."

Zhen Lang hung up the phone and dialed his cousin's mobile phone directly.

This time, my cousin was extremely arrogant, he didn't answer his phone at all, and sent a WeChat message mockingly: "The two of us have nothing to talk about, I have treated you as my eldest brother since I was a child, I can't imagine that you hurt me like this." ”

Zhen Lang couldn't figure out the situation, and replied on WeChat: "When did my brother hurt you?" ”

The cousin sent a grief-stricken expression: "You still dare to pretend to be innocent? Last time, that Yunjia made my small universe burn, and I vowed to be admitted to the Normal University and soak a girl like Yunjia. At lunchtime, grandma said that she had leaked her mouth, and the two of you had no story at all, just attending the homeroom teacher's funeral together. ”

Shui Mi'er, who was sitting on the sidelines and watching the chat, couldn't help but laugh and said: "Your cousin is really a bear child, he applied for the National Normal University just to make a girl?" ”

"How fresh, at least 50% of the livestock apply for the National Normal University, all for the sake of picking up beauties!" Mo Xiang habitually pushed up the honey and said: "Anyway, there are three times as many girls in our school as boys, and it doesn't matter if there are one or two more little perverts." Zhen Lang, fool your cousin to death and let him work hard to get in. ”

Zhen Lang was inspired. Continue to send WeChat messages to my cousin: "You work hard to get in first, and my brother will introduce you to my sister." ”

The cousin was completely unmoved: "Brother, don't hurt me anymore as an innocent teenager, I don't believe in love anymore." ”

Zhen Lang: "Hurt you with a hammer, my brother said to introduce you, and I will definitely do it!" ”

The cousin sent a disdainful expression with a middle finger: "Brother." Do you really think that the IQ of Secondary 2 teenagers is lower than 80? You don't have a place for yourself, even your girlfriend is fake, and you still introduce me to it? ”

Zhen Lang was speechless.

Think about it carefully, I really don't have a girlfriend, and I know very few single girls, how can I introduce it to my cousin?

"I can't stand this bear child." Shui Mi'er suddenly became angry, stared at Zhen Lang and asked, "Do you believe me?" ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "Letter, what's wrong?" ”

Honey: "Give me your phone." I'll take care of him. ”

Zhen Lang handed over the mobile phone and added with concern: "A bear child of his age is more rebellious, don't let him think about it and do stupid things to take revenge on society." ”

"Don't worry, my sister will fill him with the motivation of life." Shui Mi'er smiled, full of confidence, and took Zhen Lang's mobile phone and sent a message to her cousin: "Stinky boy, polish your eyes." Show me! ”

After speaking, she handed her mobile phone to Ye Yingying: "It's up to you." Here's a couple of cool group photos. ”

"No problem, I'm sure I'll give you the effect of a wedding photo."

Ye Yingying held her mobile phone and slapped at Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er.

The girls with good looks these years are all selfie experts, and it's too easy to take pictures with their mobile phones. Although Zhen Lang's mobile phone was changed when he was just in college two years ago, it is also a fruit 22C, and the photo effect is very good.

I saw Shui Mi'er in various poses. hugged and hugged Zhen Lang in the café.

"Your scale is too small, at least have a kiss photo, right?"

Ye Yingying, as a professional photographer, was very dissatisfied with the two "models" and put forward her opinions.

Shui Mi'er completely entered the play, and turned sideways on the sofa chair to hook Zhen Lang's neck. A wild kiss.

"Call it a day, these pictures are enough to scare the bear boy into peeing his pants."

Ye Yingying shouted to call it a day, but Shui Mier and Zhen Lang had no intention of calling it a day, and continued to kiss for five minutes.

Five minutes later, Shui Mi'er picked seven or eight of the best shots and sent them all to her cousin.

The cousin was shocked: "Brother, it turns out that you are so deeply hidden." This new sister-in-law is so beautiful, and I am starting to believe in love again. ”

Shui Mi'er completely pretended to be Zhen Lang and typed: "Then study hard, enter the Normal University, and there are many girls." ”

I didn't think my cousin would be fooled: "Brother, don't fool me." Even if you have a girlfriend, you may not be able to introduce me to a girl. I know you're very homely at school, and you don't know many female classmates. ”

Shui Mi'er replied angrily: "That's because you don't know your brother yet, I can send you the welfare map of the two girls right away." ”

The cousin refused to give in easily: "Brother, I was deceived by you once, do you think I will still be fooled?" Secondary 2 teenagers also know PS, and I have beautified the selfies of a few girls in our class. If you lie to me with any P photos, we can't be brothers in this life. ”

Shui Mi'er was even angrier, and slapped at Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying, and sent a few photos over.

"Well, it doesn't look like it's P." The cousin was professional for a while, and typed again: "Brother, this is the picture of a beautiful woman you found on the Internet, right?" There is such a powerful beauty around you casually, I can't believe it! ”

Shui Mi'er was about to collapse: "This is definitely the girl in our school!" ”

The cousin was very calm: "Even if it's a girl in your school, maybe it's a photo taken by you secretly." You don't know them at all, do you? ”

"This bear boy, I really want to strangle him!" Shui Mi'er glared at Zhen Lang angrily, venting her resentment.

My cousin sent another message: "I guessed it? Brother, you have deceived me and hurt me again and again! ”

Shui Mi'er went crazy: "How do you want to believe?" ”

Cousin: "It's very simple, you can sit with those two beautiful sisters and take a 30-second video." I strongly demand that there must be a voice, a dialogue. You don't want to pretend to pass by them and secretly take a video that looks like you're together. This old-fashioned method of pretending to be coercive has been used by several boys in our class, and they can't fool me. ”

"Why are the kids in high school so thieves now?" Honey was defeated. Turning his head to Zhen Lang, he said, "You sit down, sit between Yingying and Xiangxiang." ”

Zhen Lang sat down honestly, sandwiched between two hot and sexy stunners, and he was really a little beastly boiling.

"Sit down and don't move. By the way, what's your cousin's name? ”

"Zhen Shuai ......"

"Such an indebted name?" Honey pouted. said to the two Lala: "Two girls, it's time for you to show your acting skills, just say a word about the enrollment advertisement of Normal University." ”

Under the camera, Mo Xiang really showed her acting skills, she waved her hand at the mobile phone camera, she looked intellectual and elegant, and even her voice was so warm: "Classmate Zhen Shuai, you are welcome to Normal University." ”

Ye Yingying's acting skills soared even more, and she held Zhen Lang's arm with one hand. The other hand gestured with a V, posing a playful and cute look, and his voice was very sweet: "The future Zhen Shuai junior, the senior sister is waiting for you at the Normal University." ”

This 30-second video was sent, and my cousin was completely silent.

Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Shui Mi'er typed and asked, "What about you?" ”

After a long time, my cousin finally reacted.

This time, he didn't speak. It's a direct WeChat voice.

My cousin's voice trembled incessantly: "Brother." I love you, I adore you, I ...... I'm ...... Brother, I like that big one. ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned: "Which one is big?" ”

The cousin voiced again: "...... with big breasts"

The WeChat voice played by the mobile phone was heard by a man and three women.

Zhen Lang is full of black lines, and he really wants to go home and kick this bear child away.

"Now you know the benefits of big breasts, right?" Moxiang milk is capricious. A smug face.

Zhen Lang said with a bitter face: "Let's lie to him like this, I won't be able to explain it in the future." ”

"It's okay, just leave a back hand." Mo Xiang Very was calm, facing the camera of the mobile phone, and asked Shui Mier to take a short video. There is also a special line: "Zhen Shuai, if you are admitted to Normal University, the senior sister invites you to eat in the No. 1 canteen with the most people in our school, so that you can be majestic in front of thousands of freshmen." As for the future, it depends on your performance. ”

"Don't say anything, don't say anything. Senpai, wait for me! ”

My cousin uttered this voice and disappeared completely.

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At the gate of a community in N City, Zhen Lang's brother-in-law and his wife chased after a teenager who was having fun.

The young man had two toilet paper strips rolled into the shape of cigarettes on his nose, and his expression was indescribably hot.

"I said what are you kid doing so fast, you forgot to bring your schoolbag." The uncle said angrily and funny.

"Son, your forehead is so hot, do you have a fever? Don't go to the evening self-study today, go to the clinic with your mother. The little aunt touched the young man's forehead, a worried face.

The boy tore off two balls of paper from his nose, and two lines of nosebleeds flowed down again.

He stretched out his hand to wipe away the hot nosebleed, and his voice became even hotter: "There is no time, time will not wait for anyone!" Ah, youth, I don't understand the meaning of youth until today. Dad, Mom, I can't afford to delay for a second, let me go to school! ”

"Dog's day, if you are like this two years earlier, Lao Tzu can count on you to be admitted to Peking University." The uncle scolded with a smile, he didn't know what his nephew Zhen Lang said, which made his son so excited.

"Dad, I used to be ignorant and wasted a lot of precious time. Today, I finally understand the meaning of youth, please let me light up my eighteen years of dull youth! The young man's whole body burned, as if he had inexhaustible strength: "Dad, Mom, don't send me, I won't take the car today, I will go directly to school." ”

The little aunt scolded: "You stupid boy, did you burn your brain?" It takes more than half an hour to walk to school. ”

"Mom, I'm talking about running, not walking. A wind-like man like me would have run over in fifteen minutes at most. Don't worry about me, I'm the most motivated high school student I've ever been! The boy was even more enthusiastic, more enthusiastic than Xiao Li in Naruto, and after saying that, he took his schoolbag and ran away.

While running, he also shouted joyfully, and the whole street echoed with the impassioned voice of the young man: "Ahhhh Let me let me enjoy the sweat of youth, and let me unleash the excitement of youth~! Senior sister, I'm here~! Shida, get ready to welcome the most arrogant blue beast from the fourth class of the 2030 class of the first middle school in N City~! ”

・(To be continued.) )