Chapter Twenty-Eight: Occasionally, I Can Write a Memoir

"I said literary girl, you're a character with no lines, so don't complain and steal the show, okay?" Lin Qing looked at each other with eyes like dead fish, trying to make the girl retreat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I said, I used to be your friend at the fifth level, and you really don't have any impression of me at all?"

"Ahh Lin Qing explained very seriously.

"It's no wonder that you have no friends with this kind of algorithm!" The girl looked surprised, "What if you call?" ”

"That day is not counted as a cooldown day, and it continues to be counted after that." Lin Qing continued to explain.

The girl thought for a while: "Then, according to your algorithm, there will also be a situation where one person calls you one day, and you will completely forget about the other party after only one day?" ”

"Ahh ”

"Yes to what! You're still just going to have a serious look on your face! The girl complained sharply.

"Well, well, I actually have another algorithm for my friends." Lin Qing smiled, "First of all, let's divide all our friends into four types: 'friends with useful value', 'friends who are very fun', 'friends who can find superiority' and 'worthless waste', and then we can treat them differently." Of course, the 'useful friend' must not be forgotten-"

"Wait a minute! It's a big problem from the start! Your psychological problems are so serious that they can't be a little bit or two! ”

"Hmm...... It seems that although you know me very well, you don't know much about me......" Lin Qing groaned for a while, clenched his fist with his right hand, and hit the palm of his left hand, making a look like he had thought of something, "So you are one of the passerby characters I know in the second stage of secondary school!" ”

"What's the role of a passerby...... Have you really left Secondary 2......?"

"Well, it's very likely that at that time, I hadn't mastered the proportions and scales of communicating with people, and the algorithm of familiarity had not been fully formed, and I especially liked to maintain my image in the eyes of others." Lin Qing nodded, "Judging from the fact that you look familiar, and the fact that you didn't walk away even if I said something very annoying, you are probably the dragon suit armor that I saved when I was brave and righteous at that time?" ”

"Although it is true that I was rescued by you, what is the dragon suit armor......" The literary girl frowned, "Okay, then let me tell you about the first time we met, you should remember it, right?" ”…………

The dark night sky will give people a refreshing feeling in winter, and even in the dirty and chaotic city, the dark sky seems to be out of the world and looks extremely clean on the almost starless night...... However, that is only the appearance, under the cover of this darkness, countless filthy evils are rampant, staining this not very pure world more and more dirty......

"Little sister, it's about to be the New Year, isn't it good to go out and play with others?"

In an alley where dirt is hidden, Bai Yue looked at the netizens who seemed to be very kind with some astonishment, and suddenly their faces were hideous, and another gangster with terrible clothes and tattoos who appeared inexplicably also smiled lewdly, but just trembling and curled up, a strange sense of fear sealed her body, not only resisted, not only ran away, but even the courage to shout loudly seemed to be lost.

"This girl's family is very rich, but I still think it's not good, it's not good, it's just a pampered daughter." The netizen's face was distorted so much that Bai Yue felt that it was not human, and suddenly, the netizen let out a "bah-" and spit on her face, "Don't you think that life is very painful?" Today I'm going to let you live a different life, ha! ”

"Miss Daughter? I haven't played anything like this yet. The thug smiled lewdly, "Qian Duo feels painful?" Then give me a little. Forget it, today the big brother will tell you that society is very scary! In fact, your kind of life is so happy that others can't even think about it! Hmph, if you learn this today, your parents will thank me, right? Let me play for nothing, and it will be used as tuition. This way everyone will not suffer, don't you say, little sister? ”

"How can everyone not lose?" The smile of netizens is so terrible, Bai Yue never thought that there would be human beings showing such ugly faces, "This little girl has not only learned knowledge, but also enjoyed the pleasure, taking advantage of us a lot." ”

"Haha, that's right, I didn't even think of it!" "Hmph-" "Hey-hey-" "Haha-"

"Huh? Where is this demon night disturbing the people again? You must know that the villains of the stupidest children's dramas now won't giggle like this......" A somewhat frivolous, but as if hiding a cold voice sounded, as if a sharp, but gentle knife, cut the shackles on Bai Yue's body, making her raise her head and look at the dark, somewhat thin silhouette under the moonlight.

"Let me tell you, the villains of these years are either beautiful or cool, and at the worst they must have a tragic and sympathetic past, or a five-star good man with a lot of money and stupidity." The man said, twisting his body in a weird manner, and there was a crisp sound of "click" on his neck, "Pathetic miscellaneous fish like you who want to have no good looks, no cars, no cars, no money, at most, can mix two to three seconds of mirrors at the beginning, and then fight the street sadly, and there will be no more opportunities to appear." ”

"I said, are you talking about the standard of a villain or the standard of a blind date?" The bastard spat out a very delicate groove.

"Who are you?" The "netizen" came over with a terrible look, "I'm telling you not to meddle." ”

"You're the most miscellaneous fish...... the man shook his head with some regret, sighed, and then cheered up, and said in a voice full of vitality, "Since you sincerely asked—"

"Then you will be merciful to tell us?" The thugs also leaned over, playing with knives in their hands and sneering.

"You know...... Didn't your mother tell you that it was dangerous to carry a knife? The man seemed a little disappointed.

"You talk a lot of nonsense! Lao Tzu is in a good mood today to spare your life, hurry up and get out of the way for Lao Tzu! Netizens roared.

"Cut-" The man seemed to be frightened and took two steps back, and the netizen sneered, turned around and walked towards Bai Yue again.

"Stop! Put down that girl, let me first- this is too old......" The man shouted first, then fell silent, and then roared in a very passionate voice, holding his hands up as if holding something, "Holy light! That evil is worth fighting! ”

"Hah!" The thug sneered, "Interesting, why don't you say, 'Give me strength!'" I'm Ciri! 'Ahh ”

A light suddenly flashed in front of Bai Yue, and the man's hand really emitted an orange-yellow, warm light, and the evil and very terrifying little gangster was really burned by the light, and shouted in pain. At this moment, Bai Yue gained strength out of nowhere, stood up, and ran away desperately......

"Want to run? Stinky- huh? The netizen grabbed Bai Yue, but Bai Yue did not panic, on the contrary, she felt that she was full of strength now. Because that person, I don't know when he has stood behind netizens.

The smile on the corner of the man's mouth was as sharp as a knife, as if it was about to tear through all darkness: "I say, believe in the Holy Light." ”

"Huh? What are you talking about? The netizen's face twisted, and he suddenly took out a knife and crossed Bai Yue's neck, "What do you want to do?" Now put down what you have in your hand at once! ”

"I want to ask, what are you talking about?" The man's voice was still relaxed, as if nothing would shake him, "You want to take a woman I have met as a hostage and threaten me?" Sure enough, those who reject the light have a problem with their brains......"

"Then, Holy Light, will sanction you!" The man's hand shone brightly again......

"Well, do you remember when I said that?" After Bai Yue, a literary girl, told a story that was not short, she looked at Lin Qing with an expectant expression, "Although it is told in the first person, you can remember such a romantic thing as soon as I mention it, right?" ”

"Hmm...... It's a little impressed......" Lin Qing nodded, "Are you called Bai Ri or Bai Shang?" ”

"What a horrible joke you're talking about! How could anyone have a name like that! My name is Bai Yue, Bai Yue! Bai Yue puffed out her mouth a little angrily, and her chest, which was larger than the original, also trembled, "What you said seems to be very indifferent!" Don't you have any idea about such a thrilling and romantic event? ”

"Okay...... Lin Qing pondered for a while, "I've been thinking since then, I should be very compatible with the gangster brother......

"What did you say?" Bai Yue's expression suddenly added a gloomy color, "Don't you have any other ideas?" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, girl, don't be so excited...... Lin Qing hurriedly stabilized the other party's emotions, and then pondered for a long time, his eyes lit up, and said, "Ah! That's right! Bright long-range flashlight, you deserve it! ”

“…… You were weird then, but now you're a complete tease......"

"Still can't you?" Lin Qing's expression showed doubts from the bottom of his heart, and said tentatively, "Of course, I used it with black bricks at that time, and it may not be suitable for girls...... I personally recommend anti-wolf spray, the electric shock stick or something is too popular, basically it will become a face-painted character all of a sudden, and from then on become a member of the harem, and there will never be a day. ”

"......" Bai Yue was silent for a while, and sighed, "Thank you so much for thinking about me, thank you so much......"