Chapter 74: Like Me, Mess With Them!
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This much-anticipated final is about to begin!
Because it was the finals, the organizers also deliberately held a grand opening ceremony.
This is not a country, of course, there will be no leader who can't beat the eight poles to come up and give a speech, of course, the bouncing sister paper is essential, and the wonderful cosplay performance is of course not less.
But Coach Xiao didn't want to watch it at all.
"Alas, the quality of these sister paper is not good, you see that the chest is squeezed, and the green tendons are squeezed out, don't they all say that foreign girls have big breasts? Then why squeeze?! And the skin doesn't work, Nima, is that skin? It's just sandpaper! Coach Xiao was very disappointed and put down the high-powered telescope in his hand.
This telescope is not ordinary, it was brought from China by Xiao Zhang's suitcase, the military products of the former Soviet Union, and Xiao Zhang has been with him for many years, and he relied on this thing to peek into the girls' dormitory opposite.
Ahem.
No, no, what kind of "voyeurism", Coach Xiao is actually a serious person, that is to study astronomy.
Seeing the telescope, the beast always red-eyed and wanted to borrow it.
This baby, where can Coach Xiao give it to him, and he refused: "No, I'm doing the right thing!" β
If the beauty is not beautiful, then there is nothing to look at, Coach Xiao turned his gaze to T_S_M.
Especially looking at their top laner, Dyrus.
Dyrus, Xiao Zhang gave him a nickname in private, called "Stupid Fat Man".
This guy is not as "stupid" as he seems on the surface, in fact, this guy is not weak at all, but he is known as a "living fossil" on the list, he is similar to the auxiliary "Yellow Star" (YellowStar) of the European giant Finatic team, his career is extremely brilliant, and it is also extremely long, and the players who are at the same time with him have basically retired, and he is still sticking to it, barely being called "E-sports Duncan".
Coach Xiao was like a, up and down, and carefully looked at this "fat man".
As he looked around, his little eyes were still rolling, and he didn't know what bad intentions he was thinking.
At the end of the performance, the Korean male host appeared.
"IEM World Finals, it's about to start!"
"First Team ......"
"They have created the biggest upset in the history of League of Legends!"
"They defeated the undefeated GE_Tigers Huya team to come to the stage of this final."
"They are the team from China!"
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The brilliant lights danced with the music of the scene, and the promotional videos of several WE players were also played on the big screen.
Smile, Strawberry, Night, Conan, and Spirit are here!
Amid the polite cheers and applause of the audience, they stepped onto the big stage.
The beast always frowned, worried: "The 'children' seem to be a little nervous! β
Nervous indeed.
Especially Xiaoxiye, it seems that I don't know how to walk the road, some "turn around", I don't know where to put my elbows, and my two arms are thrown one high and one low. How weird it is.
In addition to the tension, the lack of run-in and lack of tacit understanding can also be seen in this kind of subsection, and the distance from the backstage to the big stage is less than ten meters, and the five WE people are uneven.
"Little Sprite" suddenly stepped forward, and in the middle of the game of Smile, Strawberry and Conan, after the night dragged on, five people walked out in a "Z" shape.
At the front, the "Little Sprite" man waved his arms at the audience like crazy, showing his clear smile.
As for the other four people in WE, they collectively "paralyzed".
It stands to reason that after the appearance, the five WE should first stand stupidly on the left side of the stage, wait for the T_S_M to be introduced, and then enter the player seat behind them.
This is the "procedure" told by the organizing committee of the previous competition.
But Smile didn't care about this at all, it was like forgetting, and he directly led the players to "go to the table"!
This can't be blamed for the unruly smile, the pot can't let him carry it, the real "behind the scenes" is of course Coach Xiao who is standing in the audience and smiling.
Xiao Zhang looked at the "supervisor" at the scene who was anxious because of WE's unruliness, and smiled: "Hehe, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unruly, you dead foreigners still want to take advantage of this kind of small details to yin Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu won't play with you at all!" β
"Lao Tzu was originally here to stir up the situation, hehe!"
After sitting down, Xiao Xiye slapped "Little Sprite": "Hey, didn't you say that you want to be a 'villain'!" β
"Little Sprite" smiled and raised her fist: "Nest smiling face protection!" Laughing, hungry! β
Xiao Xi was drunk at night.
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WE all sat down, what else can I do, continue to do it.
Next, the only way to do this is to let T_S_M appear.
It's a different treatment.
After the host introduced the T_S_M, the audience stood up directly, frantically waving a small board with the names of the T_S_M team in their hands, and shouting.
βT_S_MοΌβ
βT_S_MοΌβ
That voice is a hundred times higher than the previous WE, and it is estimated that it is more than that.
This game did not have any "glass room" to isolate external interference, so no matter what the audience shouted, even if the audience was a little dirty and shouted trash talk such as "grass mud horse", the players sitting on the stage could hear it clearly.
T_S_M time for the players to stand in the center of the stage and receive the cheers of the audience seems to be extraordinarily long.
Coach Xiao was upset.
He stuffed the telescope into the hand of the beast boss, took his little black notebook, and walked to the stage with his head bored.
Why?
Isn't it time for the coach to B/P yet?!
I can't wait!
Seeing that the coach of WE is also unruly, like a second force is about to break up, the supervisor subconsciously wants to come up and stop.
"you!"
Xiao Er doesn't care about him so much, his physique, after all, he is from a professional sports team, and he really has a lot of strength, he stuffed his head, pretending not to see the supervisor, one sideways, and then the other, he knocked the supervisor to a stumble, and almost didn't fall to the fart!
Of course, the five WE people sitting upright on the player bench saw Coach Xiao's "single kill", and their eyes were shining.
Morale boosted!
Xiao Zhang's body is really not bookish at all, and the "elegance" and "politeness" of traditional scholars have nothing to do with Coach Xiao.
There is a lot of gangsterism. Sometimes it's as arrogant as a square dance aunt.
Today, the organizers made these small moves, whether it was to let WE "accompany the station" or to extend the appearance time of the T_S_M, it was all intentional, and it was clear that they wanted to take advantage of the geographical advantage of the Chinese team, so that they could suffer a dark loss and kill the spirit of the Chinese team.
"Grass mud horse!"
Is Lao Tzu's advantage so easy to take advantage of?
After all, he is a professional athlete, Coach Xiao understands this very well, and on the competitive stage, the "butterfly effect" is very obvious, and an inconspicuous detail can often determine the final result of the game.
Why is it said that "the devil is in the details"?!
Moreover, he is a calf protector! Whoever wants to take advantage of his "child", he dares to wear a suit to do it with whomever he wants, it's a big deal that the suit is torn and then ordered to make one!
In Shanghai, it costs a thousand yuan to order a suit, and Lao Tzu now has money, I'm afraid of you being a chicken feather!
In short, in front of everyone's eyes, Coach Xiao came to the stage with a notebook like a nobody.
The audience below, the commentators above, including the five team members of the T_S_M, were in an uproar.
"It's a stupid lack of coaches...... I guess I'm too nervous, right? You see, like a fool. β
On stage, Xiao Zhang stood directly behind his "children".
He said, "Just like me, mess with them!" Something's going on, I'll take it on your shoulder! β
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