Chapter Thirty-Seven: Too Pure Will Be Laughed Indecently
"I said, boss......" Walking on the road, looking at Lin Qing, who was the leader of the party, holding the bound girl who didn't know where to pick it up, and there was a goth Lori sitting on her shoulder, the knight who had been messing with Dead House No. 1 recently felt a little uncomfortable, and leaned into the ear of Dead House No. 1 and said, "Is this really good?" ”
Dead House No. 1 tilted his head: "What do you mean?" Do we want Lin Qing to pay tribute to those two girls for us to enjoy? ”
"No, I'll go!" The knight chuckled dryly, "I mean, even if we change our strategy and want to participate in the core story of this second phase because we have, we don't have to let this guy lead the way to find 'Valentine', right?" Take 10,000 steps back, even if we really need to find a leading party, I feel that finding any one is more reliable than this guy. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Dead House No. 1 smiled and nodded: "Well, if it's Boss Lu, it will definitely be impossible to honestly bring us to 'Valentine'." But that's what makes it fun, isn't it? I didn't go to the 'marriage ceremony' to get my scores, but since there was a way to beat the boredom of the road, why didn't I do it? ”
“…… Didn't you go to get more points...... "The knight tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I said, boss, you really don't care about this game at all." I'm getting more and more like knowing the boss why you're participating. ”
"Hehe~ If you want to say that you don't care at all, that's impossible, right? Otherwise, why should I score points first and then think about my own security? Dead House 1 said with a smile, "But, I'll say that because the world is so big, I want to come and see it, just for fun - you won't believe it, will you?" ”
"Of course." The knight pursed his lips, "Boss, you don't look like the kind of person who comes in with a lot of longing, only to be scared to move at the slightest threat. Although your actions were unexpected, there is no particular contradiction between your actions and your usual actions. So--boss, you're not going to tell me the reason? ”
Dead House No. 1 spread his hands and asked a question that didn't seem to matter: "Do you know why I chose to team up with you?" Boss Qi? You're not the only option, and as you know, I used hacking techniques to disguise myself as a newbie perks provider online and give fake certificates to quite a few players. At the beginning of the game, you can think of forging documents through the Internet, and there is no one who is not as clear as you, and has the style of becoming the protagonist. ”
"......," the knight thought for less than two seconds, "probably because my special hair color matches your Form 2 aesthetic?" ”
"......" Dead House No. 1 stared at the knight silently, until the knight smiled and raised his hand in surrender, then withdrew his gaze, "It seems that you have figured it out." The biggest difference between you and them is that you don't have a claim about the outcome of the race - you should say, you don't have a claim for the final place in the race, because you didn't play for that purpose. ”
"Hmm. So your reluctance to get a high ranking is a good thing for me, even if you ask, it's just out of curiosity, and even if you don't answer, it won't affect our relationship. The knight nodded.
"Who said that?" Dead House No. 1 rolled his eyes, "It's obvious that I didn't want to get too high a ranking, and I didn't want to embarrass my collaborators, so I chose you as the goal that can get the best of both worlds, right?" How can you interpret such a kind act of mine so darkly? ”
"Hehe-phew." The knight spat out three words with a blank face.
"What." When Lin Qing turned around and spoke, the No. 1 of the Dead House and the knight had already set up their guarded movements, as if they were not talking about each other on the road, but had been staring at Lin Qing all the time, and if there was a slight change, they would solve one first, Lin Qing saw this scene and raised his eyebrows, "What are you two men doing together?" ”
Three seconds later, looking at the two who didn't answer, Lin Qing smiled: "I mean, if you two men are always tired of being together, even if you are originally straight and straight men, you may be accidentally bent." I think that at the beginning, when I had been living alone, Xiao Cang suddenly broke into my life, if it wasn't for Xiao Jin's timely appearance, I might have come out of the closet. ”
“…… Uh......" the knight tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I'll definitely pass on such important news to Pale Flame." He must be very happy to hear that he is so attractive......"
"Ahem." Lin Qing coughed dryly, "In short, in order to prevent you from coming out like this - and because you came out of the closet because you were hungry, and then turned into a social enemy like a pervert, I decided to give you a sister." ”
"Oooh!" Before the knight could react, Dead House 1 had his eyes lit up and screamed like a monkey about to mate.
The ...... knight looked at the performance of Dead House No. 1, and suddenly began to wonder if his impression of this guy was correct or not.
Ignoring the knight's disdainful eyes, No. 1 of the Dead Mansion jumped twice with great excitement before saying, "Why, you are finally willing to admit that my wife Yuno is mine?" Or are you willing to give me Enma love? ”
“…… Alas? The knight suddenly felt that something was wrong......
"! How is that possible! Love sauce is mine! Yuno is my wife! No one is allowed to rob me-ah! Lin Qing instinctively retorted, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ears, "Ouch...... Okay, I don't want all of those, only Xiao Jin is my wife, okay? Oops - those people are not real, little gold, don't care so much, forgive me, okay? Forgive me I'll buy you a lollipop - uh, how about a White Rabbit toffee? Oops......"
Looking at the performance of Lin Qing and No. 1 of the Dead House, the knight finally realized where the problem was, stood there stunned for a long time, and finally shook his head, and a thousand words melted into one sentence: "Alas, the Dead House is really disgusting." ”
"Anyway--hey-all in all," Lin Qing finally failed to convince Golden Libra to let go of his ears, so he simply gave up, and said to No. 1 of the Dead House with a pretense of seriousness in pain, "I'm not talking about two-dimensional - don't be too happy, we'll go back to those - hey...... I'm talking about the three-dimensional girl - hey, it's not you, little gold. I'm talking about this one in my arms, do you think you're interested? ”
"Ah, are these meaningless fats and proteins piled up in the third dimension...... "Dead Mansion No. 1 suddenly lost interest and became very depressed, "Boss Qi, do you think you are interested?" ”
"Nope. A gentleman is not confused, but I am not a gentleman, I can't stand the temptation, as a principled person, usually I will avoid letting myself fall into a state of temptation, such as holding a beautiful girl who can't resist and can't know who I am. The knight righteously stated his pure position.
"Boss Qi~" Dead Mansion No. 1 suddenly leaned into the knight's ear, with a **-like smile on his face, and said in a low but very serious voice, "If you refuse here, I'm afraid it will be very troublesome." ”
"Huh?" The knight raised an eyebrow and lowered his voice as well, "Why?" ”
"You can hear that, right? What he actually meant was to give us a hostage - but that meant it didn't matter, because we didn't know if this woman was worth being a hostage. "What Dead House No. 1 said in his mouth was completely different from the expression on his face, just looking at his face, it always felt as if he was giving the knight some novel ways to play for this girl," The key is that he wants to do this. ”
"Purpose?" The knight couldn't see the expression of No. 1 of the Dead House, so he didn't know how to cooperate, so he just looked expressionless, "You mean, is he trying to use this girl to do something?" ”
"That's right, this girl must have some kind of mechanism hidden in her body, as material for his counter-killing."
"In that case, shouldn't you take this girl over?"
"The problem is that with what I know about Boss Lu, he will never have only such a solution to the problem. In fact, as far as I can see, the reason why he just offered to show us the way is because he now has such a possibility of counter-killing, and if we refuse here, he is likely to use some method directly and run away. ”
“…… Back to the original question, boss, do you have to ask this guy to show us the way? ”
"Ten minutes, we need at least ten more minutes. It's ten minutes. Boss Lu has to stay with us. ”
"Ah...... Is there something you don't want to give a reason for? According to the general setting, it is a superior wise man who uses the general trend to break it, and he is a medium wise man who uses yang conspiracy to invite you into the urn, and he always plays with conspiracy, which is a lower-level boss...... Okay. ”
"In that case, let's continue to play according to the script. Repeat my next words out loud. ”
Lin Qing looked at No. 1 of the dead house and whispered to the knight there with an obscene face, while the knight kept nodding with a serious face, looking like a scum who abducted and sold women to introduce goods to the landlord Lao Cai who was pretending to be a gesture, when he had such an idea, Lin Qing also regretted it very rarely, not to mention No. 1 of the dead house, the knight is still a good person in nature, so thinking about him behind his back is not very good, he should tell him in person--When he was entangled, the knight suddenly shouted, interrupting his train of thought.
"What! According to your observation, this girl is a famous weapon?! Good! Greatly good! Lin Qing, present it! ”
Lin Qing's impression of the knight fell to the bottom in an instant......