Chapter 6 Staying at the Horse Monkey Shochu House
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Just when Zhao Yan was struggling with the accommodation, he only heard Huangfu Xueli say, "Xiaolian, I'll trouble you tonight." ”
As soon as I heard this, Zhao Yan finally found a solution to the problem of residence, isn't there still a horse monkey shochu Xiaolian, according to the routines in previous novels and anime, the horse monkey shochu Xiaolian is similar to the existence of a tour guide and a nanny, helping the protagonist to get through the initial difficulties, and not long ago she helped Zhao Yan and the two solve language and career problems, which proves this, and now the problem of accommodation will definitely be solved.
"It's okay, it's just that my residence is relatively simple, I hope Xiaoli you don't mind."
"Of course I don't mind, it's better than sleeping on the streets."
Sure enough, tonight's place to stay is at Xiaolian's house. As for what she said, Zhao Yan and Huangfu Xueli only regarded it as modest words. It's just that both of them forgot that the statement of self-humility only happened in the country of their original world, and now the place where they are located is a different world, there is no Confucianism here, and they are not affected by it, so naturally there will be no self-humility and introverted characters.
Therefore, what the horse monkey shochu said is the truth......
Zhao Yan looked at the building-like object in front of him, it was hard to imagine that this was a place where a magician lived, and he had the impression that magicians were not all very rich professions, how could they not even have a good place to live!
"Xiaolian, are you sure you didn't bring the wrong place?"
See, even the Emperor Xue Li doesn't believe that the object in front of him can live in people.
It's just that the horse monkey soju couldn't understand the true meaning of Huangfu Xueli's words, and after looking at the "house", he said seriously: "That's right, this is my house, although it is simple, but it is still very comfortable to sleep." ”
No, Lao Tzu can't bear it, she's forcing me to complain!
"It's not a question of being shabby or not, it's a straw hut at all!"
That's right, the place where Horse Monkey Shochu Xiaolian took Zhao Yan and the two of them was a wooden shed where grain and grass were stacked, the top was made of straw, and the walls were woven with bamboo piles, revealing a fist-like gap, and the wind blew, and the straw in the shed flew in the wind......
"That's right, this is my home, the straw hut." Xiaolian raised her finely crafted face, her eyes flashing smartly, "...... Zhao Yan? ”
…… Well, Lao Tzu surrendered, and he no longer had the strength to complain.
Zhao Yan gave up on himself and walked into the grass hut, which can be regarded as being able to block the rain, which is better than sleeping on the street.
Huangfu Xueli naturally could only follow Xiaolian into the shed, after all, she was going to Xiaolian's house to stay, and now she can't turn around and leave, so she can only endure staying here for one night.
Walking into the grass shed, I found that it was very clean, at least there were no traces of cockroaches, mice, etc., this wooden shed is the home furniture of the horse monkey shochu Xiaolian is extremely rare, only a low table is placed in the middle, there is no chair, looking at the dry straw on the ground, it should be used as a chair.
The three of them sat on the floor at the table, and the atmosphere became silent for a while, and there was still some time before going to bed. Now it's not the beginning of the night, the sky has not completely darkened, quite around seven o'clock in the evening, for Zhao Yan, who is used to the life of a night owl, is the beginning of normal life, although today is a busy day, even if the body is tired, but the spirit is still uplifted, and because of the habit, it is impossible to fall asleep.
Prompted by curiosity, Zhao Yan broke the quiet atmosphere and said: "Xiaolian, the equipment you are wearing is extremely gorgeous, especially the staff in your hand is even more exquisite, your professional level must be very high, it should be easy to earn money, why do you live in a grass hut...... Of course, I mean there are better places to stay......"
"Because I don't have any money."
Before Zhao Yan's words were finished, Horse Monkey Shochu gave the answer he wanted, without the slightest hesitation, and simply succinctly.
"Huh? No money? No, although the mage consumes the most mana, usually the crusade task needs to spend money to buy potions to replenish the mana, and at the same time to carry out various magic experiments, which consumes a lot of money, but the mage is also the most profitable profession, and the mercenary tasks and activities need mages, and it is very easy to make money, and there will still be a surplus when the two are offset, why do you have no money? ”
Zhao Yan analyzed the earning ability of magicians based on novels and anime works, and concluded that magicians, especially high-level magicians, will not lose money, but now Horse Monkey Shochu Xiaolian is in a dilemma of running out of money, which is really unbelievable.
"That...... Ha ha...... That, that, because I'm all in magic...... research, so money is not enough. ”
Looking at the horse monkey soju flickering and wandering around to divert her gaze, as well as the intermittent stammering words, Zhao Yan knew that she must be lying, and it also proved that magicians are a very lucrative profession, and if you study magic, there will definitely be no profit or loss, and there must be hidden secrets in it.
Zhao Yan plays Sherlock Holmes and begins to speculate on the hidden secrets of horse monkey soju. First of all, it makes the prisoner nervous, and uses it as a breakthrough to knock on the side and learn the secret.
"You're lying! It's definitely not a study of magic, although we only met today, but I'm thinking about you, Xiaolian told me if someone forced you to give him money, is that person your brother or father? ”
According to the romance drama routine, if a woman with excellent earning power lives in extreme poverty, then all the money she earns is given to relatives or boyfriends. It's too early to raise a boyfriend, so it can only be a relative.
It must be Xiaolian's parents who are addicted to gambling, lost all their family property and then forced Xiaolian to be a horse monkey soju, and then earn commissions to continue to gamble for them, Xiaolian is so kind-hearted and can't bear to refuse, so she is so poor.
As the imperial fu Xueli, who was deeply "poisoned" by romance dramas, naturally thought of this possibility when she heard Zhao Yan's words, so she cared: "Xiaolian, did your parents take away your money?" No, take us to your parents and we'll help you persuade them not to do it again. After speaking, he took Xiaolian's hand and prepared to leave.
Horse Monkey Shochu Xiaolian was so frightened that she immediately spoke out to reassure: "Xiaoli, you guessed wrong, my parents didn't take my money at all, on the contrary, they would send me money every month, and I would use it elsewhere." ”
In an instant, Zhao Yan thought of the scene of Xiaolian shouting loudly in the casino with her bare arms.
"I don't know what you're thinking, but it's definitely not what you think."
Zhao Yan showed a shocked expression when he heard this, he never thought that he, who had been in charge of complaining, would actually be complained about by the horse monkey soju, which was really shocking, even more terrifying than when he traveled through another world!
"Xiaolian, tell me the truth, where is your money spent? The money earned according to the ability of the magician must be a lot of money, and your parents send you money every month, which is a huge amount of money, how can you end up in such a grass hut if you have money left over to buy a three-story hotel? ”
What the? Horse monkey shochu is actually a magician! This news surprised Zhao Yan even more than the previous incident, you must know that the magician is almost the strongest mage profession, only weaker than the great magician and the magic god, she is obviously just a young Lori, how to become a magician.
Zhao Yan is already confused, is he still the protagonist? A little protagonist bonus is not!
Do you really want to commit suicide again to see if there is an immortal aura of the protagonist?
Horse Monkey Shochu Xiaolian hesitated, and never told the truth, but her eyes peeked at Zhao Yan from time to time, and it seemed that it was difficult to speak beside the man. Seeing this, Huangfu Xueli opened her mouth and said, "Zhao Yan, you leave for a while, I have something to discuss with Xiaolian." ”
Zhao Yan also knew that his existence was in the way, so he got up with his head and prepared to leave the grass shed.
At this time, the feet may be the cause of kneeling, so that the blood circulation is not smooth, the phenomenon of cramps, the feet are uncontrollable, one stumbles, and falls to the side.
The person sitting next to Zhao Yan is Huangfu Xueli, according to inertia, he will fall on Huangfu Xueli, this scene seems familiar...... That's right, Zhao Yan knocked down Huangfu Xueli at the beginning, and the two of them crossed into another world together, and now there is no danger around, so there will be no more crossing.
Zhao Yan recalled the incident in the previous scene, at that time, he had not carefully felt the feeling of hugging a girl, and now he must take a good look, if he is blessed with the "Pear Fighting God Fall" skill, the combination of the two complements each other, and he will definitely benefit a lot!
However, Zhao Yan's idea has not been realized, the tested Huangfu Xueli's potential has been stimulated, at this time she is no longer Wuxia Ameng, with a higher than average agility, Huangfu Xueli can easily dodge Zhao Yan's sudden pounce even if she is sitting, and at the same time, she stretches her long legs and accurately hits Zhao Yan's ass.
Huangfu Xueli's strength is full value, this seemingly ordinary kicking force is actually very large, Zhao Yan's seventy-five kilogram body was kicked into the air, flying towards the pile of straw piles of rice, fortunately there is this pile of grass buffer power, otherwise Zhao Yan will definitely fall and be seriously injured.
"Ah...... No! "Horse monkey shochu makes a sound of fear!
Zhao Yan, who was flying in the air, turned his head to look at Xiaolian and showed a reassuring smile, grateful to her for worrying about herself. However, after a while, Zhao Yan immediately retracted this gratitude, and listed the horse monkey soju as a dangerous element!