Chapter 6: Down the Mountain?
"What-"
Suddenly there was a loud roar with great puzzlement in the disciple's courtyard. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ye Jinyan looked at the senior brother of Yuxu who came to inform with an innocent expression on his face.
"Why do you want me to go down the mountain?"
"I haven't been guilty lately!"
Li Qingyou also had a painful face.
"It's not to punish you for going down the mountain, it's not to deny you back, it's just a trial that every qualified disciple will go through."
In the past, when other disciples were informed that they could go down the mountain, they saw their faces full of excitement and excitement.
Who wouldn't be excited to finally be able to enter the rivers and lakes?
But there is such a strange thing today.
For the first time in so many years, Li Qingyou saw a disciple firmly refuse after hearing that he could go down the mountain.
"Don't go!"
"I'm just crouching here! See who can drag me away! ”
Ye Jinyan's expression and words showed an unusual firmness.
Don't go down the mountain even if you die!
The world under the mountain is so chaotic that I still squat at home and become a Taoist priest.
It's no wonder that Ye Jinyan reacted so much.
In the more than ten years since he came to this world, he has gone down the mountain twice.
Something happened both times.
Once he almost died at the hands of the Tangmen assassins, and once he almost died at the hands of the Mingjiao assassins.
And he was only five years old at the time, and he was still very well-behaved.
Never cause trouble.
Well, yes, I didn't mess with it.
But such a well-behaved child was chased and killed all over the street!
The rivers and lakes are too dangerous, if you want to go, I can't swim, I don't go into the water.
This reaction made Li Qingyou's face full of groans, thinking that my master and his old man have worked hard to formulate a series of special targeted trial plans for you.
Whoever wants to take the first step is going to be in the soup.
Ye Jinyan didn't want this senior brother to be wasted here, so he simply loosened the door post, patted the clothes on his body and stood up, he was a pure yang disciple and a child who was playing tricks, and the influence of Lai here was not good after all.
After standing up, he still looked sincere
"Senior brother, I really don't go into this river and lake, the water inside is too deep, I have seen through the red dust, you just let me stay here for the rest of my life."
Looking at Ye Jinyan's pleading face, Li Qingyou was also a little helpless.
Yes, people enter the rivers and lakes to seek fame and wealth, you are good, you have money, status, and girls are shameless, and there seems to be nothing to pursue when you enter the rivers and lakes.
What are you doing in there?
This is to see through the red dust, obviously it should be enjoyed, and it is almost enjoyed, okay?
Li Qingyou looked at Ye Jinyan's pleading expression and wanted to slap him in the face.
However, thinking of Master's earnestness, and his expectations for Ye Jinyan's future, as well as his expectations for Ye Jinyan's quiet and void lineage, he finally suppressed this thought, and said in a gentle tone: "Senior Brother Ye, you see that although you have a lot now, you have to know that there are too many interesting things in the rivers and lakes, beautiful places, delicious things, and beautiful girls. ”
It was not easy for this old virgin who was nearly forty years old to come up with these words, and Ye Jinyan felt sad for him.
However, the things he said are also beautiful places, and they have a bit of a seductive effect on the night Jinyan.
Why?
Ye Jinyan is from that era of information explosion, what nonsense haven't you heard? As for the goodies? Oh, what can be delicious in the era when the iron pot was just invented a few years ago? It can be seen from their Pure Yang underground canteen.
As for the pretty girls?
Ye Jinyan peeked at the room next to him, feeling a little empty.
He's slow, but that's not stupid, okay! The little girl is so shameless and talks to him all day long, what is the matter with him still leaving people aside?
Why do you think of her as a brother?
The distance between confidantes and wives is not that far......
Besides, my own Jiu'er is also a beauty who can be marked with ninety-five points!
It's not a good idea to give up an entire forest for a single tree, but what if you don't have a tree that tall in the entire forest?
Ye Jinyan is a self-aware person, with his height of about seven meters, it is really not easy to find a girl who is blind to him again.
It's better to put out this thought sooner.
Because of this, the night of the night without any desire to go down the mountain is always firm.
Dao Ye, I'll stay here and won't leave!
Li Qingyou can be described as gritting his teeth.
This is a toast and no food and punishment wine!
We have to use some extraordinary means.
Seeing that there was no one around, this old virgin who was nearly forty years old leaned into Ye Jinyan's ear with an obscene face, gathered his voice into a thread with Zhenyuan, and also released Dao Nian to scan the surroundings at all times, extremely careful.
"In the tablet reading scanner, 150 resources! Password xxxx"
Ye Jinyan's face immediately changed from firm to hesitant, and finally regained firmness again, holding his hands, biting his teeth, and stomping his feet.
"Deal!"
was originally as handsome as a woman's facial features, but they were instantly crowded together, how obscene and obscene.
"Hey, hey, hey."
The two old drivers coincidentally sent out lewdness. Laughter.
But I didn't want a clog to fly out of the house and smash it on Ye Jinyan's head, but my head didn't hurt, but I was scared all over.
"It's noisy, I tossed me for a long time last night! It's early in the morning, so don't let the family sleep! ”
A coquettish voice came from the house, making Ye Jinyan's little heart beat for a while.
I'm scared to death.
I thought it was discovered.
Turning his head, the jealousy in Li Qingyou's eyes almost burned through the sky.
Ye Jinyan looked disdainful.
"Look at what, look!"
"That's my house next door!"
"The two of us were cultivating last night! Don't be ashamed! What strange things do you think? ”
"I'm still a kid!"
choked on a few sentences in a row, as if he had been forcibly fed three catties of and poured a catty of phlegm, and he couldn't spit it out alive or dead.
His face turned green.
It took a long time for me to breathe a sigh of relief.
Thinking of the next trial that this kid was going to face, Li Qingyou's heart suddenly felt much better.
"Okay, remember to find me at the bottom of the mountain in five days, and I will take you to complete the trial."
"After completing the trial, you can go up and down the mountain freely."
After speaking, Li Qingyou turned around and left, with a can't help but evil smile on his face.
Charge it now or something, go and die!
It was the roar of an old virgin who was nearly forty years old.
Ye Jinyan looked at Li Qingyou who was far away, and kept smashing it on his lips.
"Tut-tut, Senior Brother Li is so pitiful."
'Smack'
It's clogs again.
Su Yuanjiu had a hazy expression on his face, he was wearing a thin pajamas, and he came out of the house barefoot.
He asked, yawning
"It's early in the morning, what a, so noisy..."
Ye Jinyan didn't think much about it, and obediently took the two clogs and put them in front of Su Yuanjiu, and kept teaching a lesson: "Why did you come out barefoot, I don't know if you put on your shoes, you will catch a cold!" ”
"As for Senior Brother Li? It's nothing, just tell me a little bit about the trial down the mountain. ”
Su Yuanjiu obediently put his feet into the clogs, and when he heard this, he almost touched Ye Jinyan's face with a clog before he could stand firmly.
The two eyes widened, and the eye droppings in the corners of the eyes were clearly seen by Ye Jinyan, but he ignored them, and kept screaming in his mouth
"What! Downhill Trial!! Can you go down the mountain on your own!! ”
The earthquake made both ears almost deaf.
"yes, what's wrong?"
Whoever wants to face it head-on is a fist, and Su Yuanjiu's anger keeps echoing in his ears
"!"
"Why are you cultivating so fast?"
"I want to go to heaven!"