Chapter 17: Bet on the ass of a donkey
"You kid finally answered the phone, why did you call me and your mother back so late?" Ye Feng's father, Ye Tianhao, saw his son's call and hurriedly answered it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hehe, our teammates made a late fuss together yesterday, and when we got home too late, we just turned off the phone and went to sleep!" Ye Feng said.
"You kid pay attention to me in the United States, don't get AIDS or anything, you see how powerful that one named Elvin Johnson was at the beginning, and in the end he didn't have to retire because he contracted this disease, don't think that I can't control you in China, you just go out too casually, I don't care about anything else, anyway, you must clean yourself!" Ye Tianhao warned Ye Feng extremely seriously on the phone.
"Okay, why do you say that your son loves so much?" Ye Feng's mother, Lin Rou, snatched the phone from Ye Tianhao's hand: "Son, don't be angry, your father is also well-intentioned, you didn't know how well you performed yesterday, your father and his friends didn't know how to show off when they played golf!" ”
"Well, Mom, I understand what my dad meant, don't worry, I'll pay attention, when I make a name for myself in the NBA, I'll get you a beautiful daughter-in-law!" Ye Feng replied to Lin Rou with a smile.
"Okay, okay, you're only twenty-one, your parents don't force emotional things, as long as you like it!" Lin Rou said with a smile.
"Mom, then I won't talk about it for now, I still have training later, and I'll call you again when I have time, by the way, you just watch CCTV5, basically our games are live, we have a game against the Cavaliers on January 14th, and then you can watch me play!" Ye Feng said confidently.
"Okay, your dad and I are cheering for you in the country, so you can train quickly!" Lin Rou hung up the phone happily, Ye Feng was attacked by many domestic black fans when he was in the NBA before, Lin Rou was even more distressed by Ye Feng, and wanted to go to the United States many times, but was stopped by Ye Feng and Ye Tianhao.
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On January 14, 2013, the Cavaliers challenged the Lakers away, the Lakers just ended a five-game losing streak, and this game is still more likely for the Lakers to win in the eyes of everyone, because the Lakers' super center Howard returned from injury in this game, and the inside line with Howard is definitely different, coupled with the comeback of Ci Shiping, the rise of Ye Feng and the stability of Kobe, it is impossible for the Cavaliers to lead the Cavaliers to defeat the Lakers alone.
Today, TNT TV in the United States also specially sent their ace commentator group Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Shaquille O'Neal to specially explain the Lakers' home game against the Cavaliers, which was specially designated by Stern, in order to use the sensation caused by Ye Feng's previous game to expand the influence of the NBA in China.
Kenny Smith took the lead and said: "Shaquille, I think today's game is still very interesting, the sudden rise of China Ye in the last game is facing the champion show Kyrie Irving, who is also playing the position of point guard, who of the two of them can be better?" ”
"Kenny, you don't think that Chinese Ye can perform so well under the defense of Kyrie Irving, the champion show, right?" Charles Barkley said disdainfully on the side, this is also to highlight the effect of the show, what the audience is willing to watch is the tearing war between the hosts, so of course these old fritters have a good way of how to arouse the audience's interest.
"Charles, I'm very optimistic about this Chinese defender, I feel that he is much better than the guy who has been playing iron!" Shaquille O'Neal interjected on the side, although he and Kobe Bryant later felt that the two had reconciled in the eyes of outsiders, in fact, O'Neal has always been very angry at Kobe's behavior of driving himself to the Heat for the position of boss.
"Oh? Shaquille, you agree with Kenny too, well, it seems that I am the only one who does not approve of this Chinese kid! Charles Barkley then said, "Kenny, Shaquille, why don't we make a bet?" Kyrie Irving will definitely play against that Chinese guard in today's game, and I bet that this Chinese kid won't score 20 points today, and if he scores more than 20 points, I'm willing to kiss the donkey's ass! ”
Kenny Smith on the side was the first to laugh out loud, but he didn't expect Charles Barkley to be really serious today, and the events of nearly eleven years ago appeared in front of Kenny Smith again.
In 2002, Yao Ming, the pride of all Chinese people, joined the NBA Rockets as the champion show, because Yao Ming had just come to the NBA and was not very comfortable with the way the NBA played, so Yao Ming had been not performing well in the first half of the season, and Barkley bet with the show's partner Kenny Smith on TNT TV's "Barkley Talk Show" program.
Barkley said that if Yao Ming could score 19 points in a game, he would kiss a donkey's butt, and Yao Ming quickly made Barkley's "dream come true" with his performance, and Yao Ming scored 20 points on 9-of-9 shooting in O'Neal's absence, allowing Barkley, who underestimated himself, to kiss the donkey's butt firmly.
At the beginning of entering the NBA, Yao Ming's personal ability was questioned by some so-called "NBA experts" in the United States, through this Barkley kissing the donkey's butt incident, Yao Ming refuted the "wrong view" of many skeptics with his own practical actions, which not only made Yao Ming feel "relieved", but now in retrospect, many fans will shout "enjoyable".
After Yao Ming's wonderful performance, a female reporter from TNT TV also took a video of Barkley kissing the donkey's butt and waited for Yao Ming at the door of the locker room, after Yao Ming came out, the female reporter showed Yao Ming the video of Barkley kissing the donkey's buttocks, and Yao Ming responded in a very humorous way after watching it: "Then if he sees me in a game where he scores 36 points, should he take a big image to him?" ”
In fact, Barkley didn't want to kiss the ass of a donkey, and people who didn't know English spread like that. Ass means donkey, but in colloquial language, it means ass.
It's a bet to kiss the ass, but if the bet is lost, people will be embarrassed for Buckley, and they deliberately make a fuss literally, so it becomes a pro-donkey, even if it's a kiss on the ass, you don't have to take off your pants, just kiss it through your clothes, it's people who let him kiss the donkey, so Barkley is a very heroic person.
The past was unbearable, and when they thought of it, Barkley, Smith, O'Neal and others all laughed.
Kenny Smith: "Hey, my brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, the Chinese feel very soft, you should be careful of being planted in the hands of the Chinese again today!" ”
"Thanks, man, but I trust my judgment, Kyrie Owen will definitely restrain China Ye!" Barkley said indifferently.