Chapter 1: In the eyes of NPCs, players are probably not mentally normal
December 12, 2020, 8 p.m. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoAlthough this day should theoretically have a special meaning for the people of Eihei Castle, after all, a great event named after Eipyeong Castle took place on such a date, but in reality people do not pay much attention to it, and few people even think of such an event. Of course, there are already many people and businesses immersed in the atmosphere of festive celebration, but it is another Western festival that will come in ten days.
As an ordinary, relatively homely resident of Yongping City, Lin Qing was neither reminded of anything special about this day, nor was he affected by the pine trees with lamps and the simple songs that were repeated over and over again—speaking of which, the family homes built in the twentieth century with only six floors in the twentieth century, were rarely affected by such things—so he just sat in front of the computer as usual, concentrating, but doing something a little bored.
The corners of Lin Qing's mouth grinned, frowned, stared at the computer with a somewhat irritated look, and then let out a long sigh, as if he had suffered a painful defeat, and put on a frustrated forward posture with a desperate face.
Five minutes later, Lin Qing walked downstairs with a strange expression carrying a black plastic bag containing a round object......
"Yo, isn't this Xiaolinzi? Where are you going to go so late? A mature woman's voice flowed into Lin Qing's ears, Lin Qing looked back, and a familiar figure appeared in front of Lin Qing's eyes-
Wu Yaping, 65 years old, 159cm tall, 75kg in weight, one of the cadres of the neighborhood committee, is enthusiastic and kind, nosy, and has a level of acquaintance with himself about the third level, and likes to take the initiative to talk, but as long as the correct coping method is adopted, he can avoid meaningless in-depth conversations without having a significant impact on the existing state.
After flashing the above information in his mind, Lin Qing briefly summed it up: "An aunt who is familiar but easy to deal with." ”
Thinking like this, Lin Qing lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, the half-dead expression on his face had disappeared, turning into a sincere and somewhat shy smile, and he picked up the bag in his hand and signaled to the other party and said, "Sister Wu, it's morning, I'm just going out to throw away a garbage." ”
Wu Yaping still had a warm and kind smile: "You kid, it's still so strange, it's so dark this day, how early is it." You don't want to stay at home all day long, go out and walk around more, communicate with others more, and you won't be so old and don't have a girlfriend. ”
“…… Ah, I'm only in my twenties...... I don't think it has anything to do with my strange way of talking - it's probably a matter of habits......" Lin Qing silently retorted a few words in his heart, still with a shy smile on his face, "Sister Wu, don't always mention this kind of thing-I'll go back first." Saying that, Lin Qing skimmed the bag in his hand into the trash can, smiled and waved his hand, and walked into the corridor.
“…… It's really not going well, these last few days. It's rare to be accosted in less than two minutes after going out of the door, and-" Lin Qing frowned, and showed a very unusual expression, "I really didn't expect that watermelon, a food with such a thick skin on the outside, would actually go bad, and the taste was unbearable for me...... What was the idea that I had to cut a watermelon that had been sitting for so long......
After three seconds, Lin Qing's mood seemed to calm down, and he turned into a half-dead appearance again, facing the computer again, and muttering while looking at his mouth: "Writing some meaningless opinions and daily events that have no explosion points at the beginning like this, and making some narrative tricks that can't be seen and don't make interesting things without looking carefully and don't give timely complaints, nine times out of ten, it's a street deal." At the very least, there should be a sentence in these places: 'What a mature woman!' Or, 'It's a watermelon!' ''Why is it called sister!'' 'Something...... Also, if you want to write a book about the protagonist who is so hypocritical, lazy, and has a twisted personality that seems to have a serious social disorder, it is simply a desire to pull a lump of something out of the toilet down the drain pipe and is as annoying as it is against the general trend. And self-complaining is a stuff that's been played badly—"
Suddenly, Lin Qing stopped complaining, because he heard an abnormal, normally unheard sound from the corridor. knocking, opening, talking, slamming; Knocks on doors, conversations, roars; The sound of the door slamming...... The voices were getting louder and louder, and it sounded like someone was knocking on the door from house to house, saying something that would be annoying, or at least rather inexplicable.
"Maybe it's a drunk? But not everyone is so angry with drunks, right? Wait, I think I'm at the right door—"
"Don't you have any assignments for me?" The voice of a clear, energetic young man said.
“…… it? What is he saying? Doesn't you sound drunk, this guy? So it's just a simple psychopath? Or is it neuropathy? …… It looks like it's fun, this guy. Lin Qing opened the door, and the young man also happened to turn around, and the two looked at each other and fell into a brief silence.
Lin Qing's eyebrows raised slightly, revealing an expression of surprise and surprise, and he spat violently in his heart: "Wearing a white coarse linen robe, carrying a peachwood sword on his back, and stepping on grass shoes, I haven't seen this style of painting for many years...... Teenager, you must be in the second year of junior high school, right? Poisoned by online games and online game novels to such an extent, you can't stop taking medicine! And you're wearing a newbie suit? It's stupid to play an online game in reality in the second year of secondary school.,If you have to start from scratch, your education level is still in the prenatal education stage, boy! There is also this set of shapes - "Legend" is a fairly old game, and legendary online game novels have been eliminated from the world for many years! You should keep up with the trend of the times! And...... Take a closer look, young man, your white robe is plastered with lime! What's the situation? Don't tell me your clothes are white with lime! ”
The second middle school boy - although he seemed to be about twenty years old - also showed a slightly surprised look at first, but soon showed an enthusiastic smile and expectant eyes, looked at Lin Qing and said, "You- do you have any tasks to release to me?" I promise it will be done well! ”
"There's one more word to me! Is it because I took the initiative to open the door and he felt hopeful? Well, look at the boy's stupidity - let's tease him and try the bottom line first. Lin Qing immediately showed a smile that seemed to be a little stiff, and in a strange and exaggerated tone, supplemented by zombie-like stiff and abnormal movements, he said to the second middle school boy, "Oh, this young and promising warrior, I am really very happy to see you!" I need your help with one thing, in fact, my meat reserves are depleted! It's a terrible thing to know! Rice without meat is unimaginable! But as you can see, I'm only one at home, so I can't go out and shop with confidence. So could you please help me get some pork? I'll pay you -- some valuable information here and five hundred -- not a hundred. ”
"I will be glad to serve you, my dear sir." The second-year boy bowed slightly, pressed his forehead with his right hand, and ran downstairs excitedly after a very strange understanding.
Lin Qing hurriedly shouted at him: "By the way, have you heard?" The mountains to the south seem to have been rumored to have wild boar activity recently. ”
"Got it, got it!" The middle two responded with a smile and waved his hand to Lin Qing, and then continued to run away.
"This guy...... This kind of task that is very troublesome and not very profitable will be accepted? Is it a fool? Lin Qing stood in the corridor for a long time, and finally shook his head and sighed, "I think it's just the kind of guy who talks and plays, he doesn't take anything seriously, he basically does everything on a whim, and he encounters a little difficulty - even if he gets tired of it for a short time and gives up, most of them are such guys...... I probably won't see him again......"
At 11:37 that night, Lin Qing, who was still sitting in front of the computer reading a novel, suddenly heard a knock on the door.
The following message is a system prompt and will not be explained again.
"Congratulations on becoming the first NPC in the region to successfully post and complete the complete quest, and receive the following excess rewards: '500 yuan', 'Skill Book: Gathering', 'Skill Book: Theft', and get the system evaluation 'NPC that can send quests'."
A piece of information poured into Lin Qing's mind, making him stunned in place, shocked, surprised, excited, incomprehensible, a little fear and confusion and other complex feelings entangled, and finally only made a sentence in his chest: "! ”