Chapter 5: The Smell of Toilet Chips
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Sun Ce, whose eyes were red, glared at Zhang Yi angrily, he was eager to kill Zhang Yi alive now.
In the face of Sun Ce's sharp knife, Zhang Yi smiled coldly, but he didn't make any moves, because he knew that he was actually not Sun Ce's opponent, and he could beat Sun Ce down, completely because Sun Ce's previous kick had already determined that he was a powerless scholar, so he was too arrogant, plus Sun Ce was not an adult at this time, which gave him the opportunity to sneak attack, but if he fought with a real knife and a real gun, he was not Sun Ce's opponent nine times out of ten, so he didn't move, and there was a scene where he had just beaten Sun Ce. I've earned enough.
Zhang Yi glared back at Sun Ce without any fear, and said coldly: "Kill me? Do you have the guts? ”
Zhang Yi is really not afraid now, he still subconsciously thinks that he is in the game, and it is just at the beginning, it is a big deal to stop playing when he dies, there is no need to show cowardice and fear death.
"I ......"
The furious Sun Ce suddenly raised the knife in his hand and slashed at Zhang Yi's head, but at this time, Sun Jian appeared in time and held up the ring hand knife that he was about to fall.
"Ce'er, don't be rude!"
As he spoke, Sun Jian shook Sun Ce's wrist hard, and then with a flick, the knife in Sun Ce's hand fell to the ground with a "clang".
"Father! I ......" Sun Ce, who was unwilling, roared loudly.
"You're not as good as others, what else is there to say? Don't think it's shameful enough? Retire! After scolding Sun Ce, Sun Jian turned his head violently, staring at Zhang Yi with tiger eyes: "Zhang Xian's nephew is really worthy of being the queen of the Zhang family, and he also has the style of respecting Confucian generals, although my son is defeated today, but in three years my son will win!" ”
"Hmph," smiled coldly, Zhang Yi said noncommittally: "That's not easy to say, I'm afraid that it will be worse than today's defeat at that time!" ”
"Really? Then we'll see," After smiling coldly, Sun Jian turned his head and arched his hand at Old Man Qiao in the main hall: "Gong Qiao, are you going with me all the way?" We're good to have a baby! ”
Although Sun Jian has no face to continue to stay now, he is very afraid that the Zhang family's marriage will continue as soon as he leaves, so he wants to take Qiao's father and daughter with him.
"This ......" looked at Mrs. Zhang, and then at Sun Jian, Old Man Qiao felt that it was boring to stay any longer, so he said to Da Qiao: "Daughter, since you have a three-year appointment, let's go home with my father first?" ”
Listening to Old Man Qiao's words, Zhang Yi turned his head to look at Da Qiao behind him, and Da Qiao also looked up at him at this time.
With tears in his eyes, Da Qiao stepped in front of Zhang Yi and stood still.
Gently stroking Zhang Yi's face, Da Qiao said resolutely: "The period of less than three years, the concubine would rather die than marry anyone, but you have to remember that you must come to marry me!" I will definitely wait for you too! ”
After speaking, Da Qiao wiped a handful of tears and put on the tulle again in front of Zhang Yi.
"Bi'er, Huan'er, Yongbo, Ancheng, let's go!"
While speaking, Da Qiao took off the red robe on his body and returned it to Zhang Yi, and then raised his feet and walked out of the main hall, when passing by Sun Ce's side, Da Qiao glared at Sun Ce fiercely, and then walked out of the main hall of the Zhang family without looking back.
Da Qiao is gone, and the old man Qiao, the old man, naturally doesn't want to stay longer, and after he and the old lady confessed, they also left in a hurry with someone.
"Old lady......" Sun Jian wanted to say goodbye to Mrs. Zhang, but when he saw that the old lady twisted her head to the side and didn't look at him, he had to turn around and leave with his son and a few domestic servants in a stupid manner.
The people who should have left left, and the people watching the ceremony in the main hall all left after looking at each other, leaving only Zhang Yi's friend Situ Wei, who had been together since childhood.
Situ Wei's family is a big businessman in Lujiang, this time Da Qiao married far away thanks to their caravan and guards, now Da Qiao is gone, the guests are also gone, but Situ Wei stayed, he stayed not for anything else, just to accompany his own hair and comfort him.
That night, Zhang Yi and Situ Wei drank a lot of wine, and they drank until the second half of the night, and then the two helped each other back to Zhang Yi's new house.
Lying on the bed, Zhang Yi thought about everything that happened today, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong, subconsciously Zhang Yi touched it in his arms, took out a cloth bag from his clothes, and Zhang Yi turned out two pills from the cloth bag, looking at the two pills, Zhang Yi's memory was clearer.
There are three tests before you enter the game, not the strength test, the endurance test and the intelligence test, because your intelligence test is the first player to get a perfect score, the system rewards you with a skill choice, and you also get a gold chest.
There are not many things in the golden box, there are only four kinds of pills, and you can choose two different pills at will.
The first is called Long Wu Dan, which can increase the force value by 5 points after taking it, the second is called Tianfeng Dan, which increases the intelligence value by 5 points after taking it, and the third is called the Soul Returning Pill, which can resurrect any character including the player after taking it, and the fourth is called Miao Ling Dan, which can reduce the age of the character after taking it, and after thinking about it for a long time, he chose Miao Ling Dan and Soul Returning Pill, and after he chose it, the golden box disappeared.
After thinking of the skills, Zhang Yi subconsciously called the system menu, but the system menu that should have appeared did not appear, but Zhang Yi had all his skills in his mind.
Active skill divination: You can divinate good fortune and evil, calculate the past in a small range to predict the future, no cooldown, and consume 10 points of stamina and 100 points of hunger at a time.
Passive Skill Benevolence: 5% increased chance of subduing Generals, Strategists, and Bandits.
Passive Skill Recovery: When resting, the recovery speed of stamina is increased.
Passive Skill Loyalty: Players, Generals, and Strategists under your command will not betray you.
"These four skills are also the previous skills, but why is there no system menu?" After drinking, Zhang Yi's mind was confused, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt a headache, and gradually, Zhang Yi fell asleep.
"Goo-goo~"
With the sound of chickens, Zhang Yi sat up from the bed suddenly, and the sharp pain in his stomach made him sit still.
"Gollum~"
The sound from his stomach made Zhang Yi understand that it was time for him to go to the toilet, so he subconsciously took a bamboo strip from under the bed, and then ran to the toilet in a hurry.
Squatting in the latrine, looking at the small bamboo strip in his hand, Zhang Yi knew that it was called a toilet chip, which was used by the ancients to wipe their butts after going to the toilet, and now Zhang Yi is almost certain that he is not in the game, who is peeing and shit in the game? Surely not, right? That's right, I just and, so it's definitely not in the game.
"It's not in the game, where is that?" Thinking about things in his head, Zhang Yi subconsciously put the toilet chip in his hand into his mouth.
"Phew"
After spitting a mouthful of foam, Zhang Yi wiped his mouth depressedly, feeling a tumbling stomach for a while, almost not vomiting, he had the heart to throw away the toilet chip in his hand, but when he thought of throwing it, he couldn't wipe his buttocks, so after thinking about it, forget it.
"Where the hell are you?" Rubbing his head, Zhang Yi thought of a possibility: "Could it be that after sucking into the black hole, he will pass through?" Also crossed over into the game? ”
Zhang Yi was thinking about it, and Situ Zheng's voice came from outside.