What is the shipment rate of the treasure box of this Children's Day event?

Take a look at the screen swipes of countless players on the World Channel, and you can see it at a glance.

The world channel is full of mourning.

"Nima, the treasure box that Lao Tzu bought with 61 silver coins will produce 20 copper plates?"

"What are you, after the 30 boxes are opened, there will be a bunch of copper coins and a white suit!"

"Lao Ma, you're not a human, you cheated on your father's activities, and you got all your brother's salary this month!"

"Oh my God, the big and small 61 shots in a row, my wife has taken it in!"

"Mr. Ma, do you dare to come up with something good?"

"Lao Tzu swears, spend more money to buy treasure boxes, chop your hands!"

"The last ten treasure boxes, Brother Ma, speed shipment!"

“…………”

The world channel scolded again, and the old horse or Ma brother in the mouth of the players is the boss of Tencent. Tencent's games all have a feature, as long as the player is angry, the cliff will scold Mr. Ma's various relatives.

On this Children's Day, a man with a red hand stands out like that.

maintained the rhythm of opening more than a dozen treasure chests per minute, and after 6 minutes, Zhen Lang just finished opening 61 Children's Day treasure boxes.

Of those 61 sessions, 8 lucky moments were triggered.

Opening an experience item at once automatically increases the experience by 610,000.

Spell out the title of Magic Children's Joy at one time, and it is very easy to use green tea on the street.

I opened a repeat of 610,000 experience items at one time, and I didn't get any benefits.

Once he opened a holiday ornament of the intelligence department, the red hand brother decisively used it for himself.

opened 61 gold coins four times, and got a total of 244 gold coins, and the idol brother is rich again!

The only regret is that I couldn't open a rare holiday pet that summons sacrifices.

"Brother Red Hand, let me touch your hand."

The big sword crowded next to Zhen Lang was messy, and he touched Zhen Lang's right hand, looking indescribably pious.

"Please, let me touch it too." Uncle Glory squeezed to Zhen Lang's left and said weakly: "Brother Red Hand, when I saw Xiao Peach today, I know that it is impossible for me to have a story with you in my life." I'm going to make a request now, let me touch your golden left hand that angrily opened eight of the finest things. ”

"Yes, Brother Red Hand, Sister Xiaomi is so beautiful and temperamental, she broke the Lun family's heart, I want to touch you too." The glory thief also seized the opportunity and pressed Zhen Lang to touch wildly.

Zhen Lang looked at Shui Mi'er for help, how he hoped that the aura of the black-bellied woman would explode and scare away a few livestock.

Unfortunately, Honey was not only indifferent, but also gloated at him.

Next, Zhen Lang realized how salty and wet Uncle Glory was, this obscene uncle even had wet palms, pinched his "golden left hand" and touched it wildly, touching his heart hairy, and his heart was violent on the spot.

That glorious thief who is a bit of a pseudo-mother is not a good thing, and the slender fingers groped around Zhen Lang's shoulder, making Zhen Lang realize for the first time in his life that contact with men is so terrifying.

"Go away, it's my turn, people have to get red hands." Glory Coco saved Zhen Lang, squeezed away the uncle and thief with special sexual orientation, and then looked at Shui Mi'er weakly: "Sister, little sister is purely touching with red hands, there is no other meaning, is it okay?" ”

Shui Mi'er gave the ninth aunt of the internship a face: "Okay, five seconds." ”

Glory Coco was pardoned, grabbed the idol brother's golden left hand, and touched it gently for four seconds.

At the last second, she launched a surprise attack, and the cherry mouth kissed the back of Zhen Lang's hand violently.

Just when Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er were staring, Coco made a grimace and ran away.

This girl deserves to be a famous arcane in the guild, flashing 15 yards like a mage, and she can't catch up.

"It's my turn, don't worry, my sister won't do anything like Coco." The big lady applied to Honey.

Zhen Lang shed tears before speaking, he has no human rights at all, and now everyone has learned to ask the black girl in advance.

Shui Mi'er had a slightly defensive expression: "Sister Qingyu, you are also five seconds." ”

Next, the people of the whole world were shocked.

The big lady did only touch Zhen Lang's red hand for five seconds, but the process of those five seconds was too exciting and fragrant.

I saw her standing behind Zhen Lang, bending down, and posing in a sultry posture close to 90 degrees. Because the backrest of the chair in the game room was relatively short, Zhen Lang's shoulders were exposed outside the backrest, and the big lady's great humiliation of 36E was attached to Zhen Lang's shoulders from behind......

She pressed on Zhen Lang's body like this, and gently followed Zhen Lang's arms until she touched his palm.

Even though it was only five seconds, the process was already spurting blood from the animals present.

"Big lady, don't bring this!" The big sword couldn't hold it, and used the most righteous words to dispel the frenzied impulse in his heart: "Big lady, I have to criticize you twice." Your behavior not only failed to take care of the feelings of Little Peach and Red Hand, but also completely ignored the feelings of our male compatriots! ”

The big lady smiled charmingly: "What can you do to me?" ”

The president was defeated in an instant, and he really couldn't bear the charm of the big lady.

Even if she speaks provocatively, she is so sultry, instantly arousing the most primitive desires of the animals.

"Brother Red Hand, where is Brother Red Hand?"

Jin Dequan's voice came, and the drunk finally woke up at five o'clock.

As soon as he saw Zhen Lang, he shouted: "Listen to Coco and say that you have opened something against the sky?" Red envelope, I want a red envelope! ”

"Yes, red envelopes!" The second fat person picked the door as soon as he heard the red envelope.

"This time you have to have a red envelope, Selang, you can't run!" Su Jie was also enthusiastic.

"I won't be soft-hearted when I fight local tyrants, send red envelopes quickly!" The great lady also shouted.

Even Shui Mi'er made up for Zhen Lang: "I want a red envelope, give me a red envelope." ”

"Okay, eight gold coins per person." Zhen Lang doesn't do anything, and Very's boldness.

"That's too much, 1.68G per person." The big sword pinched a sweat for Zhen Lang.

"Yes, brother red-handed, don't be so arrogant, just mean it." The big lady also cares about Zhen Lang's financial situation.

Zhen Lang smiled: "If you don't want to, then I'll go offline?" ”

"I want, I want, speed deal!" Su Jie immediately drove her guardian knight to trade with Zhen Lang.

In addition to himself, Zhen Lang gave each of the seventeen guild men and women present a big red envelope of 8 gold coins, a total of 136 gold coins, which is more than 20,000 yuan. However, Zhen Lang was happy in his heart, he did come empty-handed today, and the big lady took care of all the consumption, which made the idol brother unhappy.

Now that the red envelope has been issued, everyone is happy, and he is also happy.

Of the 244 gold coins that came out of the box today, there are only 108 left, and counting the original inventory, there are still about 110 gold coins. Zhen Lang left 35 gold coins for himself and continued to open the box tomorrow, and angrily hung 75 gold coins in the cash auction house. During the event, the game currency was hot, and it was instantly seconded, earning 15,000 soft girls.

The small treasury rose to 35,000, and Zhen Lang returned from before the liberation to after the liberation.

"Ahahahaha, Brother Red Hand, I was second to me for your 75G." Da Baojian showed a very obscene expression, and laughed: "Don't say anything, today, the big lady invites you to dinner, and the red-handed brother sends out red envelopes, and I, the president, can't express it." Everyone is a backbone member of the guild, and there should have been benefits a long time ago, so I'll give out a guild backbone bonus. Each person will be given 28 gold coins, and everyone will fill 61 boxes, and while the red-handed brother and red-handed sister-in-law are here today, ask them to help open it! ”

This proposal startled everyone.

Give each of the 17 teammates 28 gold coins, that is 476 gold, which is more than 90,000 yuan.

"President, this is a bit bigger, isn't it?" Jin De was stunned for a moment, and then said, "But, I like it!" ”

"It's been ten years, ten years of ups and downs. The president has never given out such a big benefit, and he has never been so happy in his life! Uncle Glory sighed on his face, and he almost cried.

"This is the happiness I look forward to, if Brother Tiger and Sister-in-law Tiger know, they will probably blow up." The glory thief was also very embarrassed, and said: "If the lack of virtue and Xiaofa know, they will immediately cry and faint in the toilet." ”

"They can't blame me because they can't do it themselves. The people present today just need to know about this welfare, don't shout it everywhere. Da Baojian was very sullen and added: "Let's talk about it first, except for the red hand brother, everyone else has to buy a box to open it when they get benefits." If anyone secretly hides the small treasury, my brother will never give him benefits in the future! ”

"Then you're welcome." The big lady didn't plan to save money for the big sword at all, and said expectantly: "Brother Red Hand, you come to help me open it." ”

Then the Great Sword was given benefits, and the brothers and sisters rejoiced.

There is no doubt that the current Glory Guild has become the most joyful, harmonious and loving guild.

Despite the complaints of the World Channel, the eighteen people at the moment fell into a sea of joy and reunited to enjoy the nourishment of the festival.

In the cheers of everyone, the exciting action of opening the treasure box kicked off.

Zhen Lang was forcibly pressed in her position by the big lady, and said weakly: "No, big lady, I will help others open it, and my hands are black." ”

"Yes, lady, I testify. Didn't I ask him once or twice to help me open the prestige treasure chest and prostitute Kelly, his hand, I really don't dare to look at it, it's better for me to open the ...... myself" The second fat stood up and said, and then looked at Shui Mi'er with blank eyes: "Red-handed beautiful girl, can you help me open it first?" ”

Shui Mi'er smiled: "You guys open 41 for yourself, and I'll help everyone open 20." ”

Everyone knows how powerful the red-handed beautiful girl is, and they all agree to this strategy.

Only Qin Wei didn't believe in evil, pressed Zhen Lang on her chair, and said charmingly: "Brother Red Hand, I believe that you have the luck of a prosperous wife, you come to help my sister open, and I don't blame you for having a black hand." ”

"It's you who said it, don't blame me."

Zhen Lang didn't rub it anymore, pulled the 61 treasure boxes on the shortcut bar, and pressed them violently according to his feelings.

The first 10 treasure boxes are all garbage, and the big lady didn't give up, thinking that Zhen Lang hadn't broken out yet.

Then 10 boxes, also scum, the big lady was not discouraged, thinking that Zhen Lang was still gaining momentum.

The following 10 boxes, and I can't see it, the big lady is not discouraged, and I feel that Zhen Lang is still looking for a feeling.

The 40th treasure box was opened, and the eldest lady couldn't stand still, she took a closer look at Zhen Lang's posture of opening the treasure box, and said angrily: "Brother Red Hand, hurry up and do your work, why don't you do it?" ”

Zhen Lang asked rhetorically: "How should I do my work?" ”

"Just like that, I close my eyes, as if I invite God to come up......"

The big lady imitated the appearance of the magic stick that Zhen Lang opened the treasure box before, and made all the men and women present laugh and pee.

・(To be continued.) )