"Lin Qing, why are you still hugging, that woman?"

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect you to be so jealous, little gold, I'm so happy, hahaha. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "When Lin Qing was running with a girl who was at least fifty or sixty kilograms, he was able to shout such a long sentence without breathing, which was quite inconsistent with the image of a weak and dead house he usually showed, which also made Golden Libra very unhappy.

“…… No reason? The golden scale was not running, but constantly teleported to Lin Qing's side who was running all the way, that is to say, although her position was moving, she maintained a standing movement, so she was still able to gently pull out the long sword while standing, and stroked the blade with murderous aura......

"How could it be, of course, for a reason." Lin Qing naturally showed a flattering smile, "If there is no reason, what am I holding such a girl who is obviously over 14 years old?" Even in the most lenient requirements, people over the age of 14 can't be Lori - except for idiots who don't know how to talk nonsense......"

“…… Perverted! The golden Libra put away the umbrella surface like a shield in his other hand, turned it back into the shape of an umbrella, and knocked Lin Qing's head hard, "As long as Lori, anyone can do it?" ”

"Of course! Of course, as a loliticon, you must have the spirit of fraternity - how is that possible! Lin Qing smoothly said two very shameless words, and then turned into a very serious look, "This person's ability is very interesting, and if used properly, it will be very powerful, on the other hand, according to my judgment, she is an NPC of the orderly and kind camp who is not interested in the game, and also has an unusually strong sense of hostility towards the player." It's easy for me to take advantage of. ”

“…… What you say is even more shameless. Despite all that said, the golden scales are no longer so tense.

"......" Lin Qing's eyes darkened for a moment, he didn't know what he was thinking, and then he showed a bright smile again, "Xiao Cang will definitely not let that kid face the danger of death when he is surrounded by enemies, that kid has the skill to swap places with his 'companion', and it should be no problem if you want to drag it out for a few minutes and get out safely." ”

"So?" Golden Libra sat on the body of the girl Lin Qing was holding angrily, looked at Lin Qing and asked.

"......" Lin Qing suddenly felt his arm sink, looked at the golden scale in some surprise, and then smiled again and said, "So with these few minutes, we can safely escape from the encirclement of that group of idiots." That kid knows me, and if I choose to run away, it means that there is no way to turn the tables around, so that kid will definitely not run in our direction. ”

"So, as long as our luck isn't bad enough to stuff our teeth when we drink cold water, we should be able to run all the way to relative safety—" Lin Qing said as he ran, his eyes suddenly widened, "...... I'm going to ......."

"Yo yo yo yo ~ look who this is~" The young man with black clothes and blue jeans on the top and blue jeans on the bottom, and his skin was pale like a vampire, walked out from behind a tree trunk sculpture that seemed to be doing something bad, and smiled evilly, "Boss Lu - or do you want me to call you Boss Lin?" Where did you come from, or are you a big and a small sister? ”

"Tsk......" Lin Qing stopped the car with a very anti-human action, and the golden Libra had already come down from his arms, holding an umbrella in front of him in his left hand, waving the long sword in his right hand, and posing in a fighting posture towards No. 1 Dead House, "You really have no aesthetic taste, and you actually look at this disgusting sculpture that can't see human appearance with a blonde weak." ”

"Hey, hey, who's weak! I'm but—" The knight walked out from behind Lin Qing and the others behind an unknown tree, "uh-I'm a straight man!" Besides, he's the only one looking at that strange sculpture, okay? ”

"Cut, straight male cancer is disgusting." Lin Qing turned his head and pouted at the knight, and turned his back to the knight again.

"I-no-hey......" The knight wanted to respond to Lin Qing's speech, but he couldn't speak for a while...... If you want to say that you are not a "straight man", you run the risk of being stigmatized as homosexual; But if you admit that you are a "straight man cancer", isn't that equivalent to admitting that you are disgusting?

No. 1 of the Dead Mansion still smiled evilly, and said to the knight: "Boss Qi, as a civilized person, you don't understand this style of sticking to the bar and tearing up. It's useless for you to want to reason with this kind of nonsense, even if you say, 'What's wrong with straight men!' This seemingly optimal answer will only face the other party's turn to the wind and keep buttoning his hat and finally declare himself victorious. ”

"You can't reason with this kind of person, he wants to tear you up, you either tear it back, or, if you don't want to be at the same level of civilization and intellectual development as him, then there is another way to deal with it." Dead House No. 1 patiently explained like a teacher, Lin Qing and Golden Libra also stood in place and listened, not knowing what to think, "This aspect is a local professional water force - I mean the dead house, I am still very familiar with it, how do you want to respond?" Tear it back? ”

"Uh......" Although the knight wanted to stop talking about it at the moment, since Dead House No. 1 said so, he actually didn't care so much about this game, so he didn't put forward his own opinion, "Don't do that kind of thing." ”

"Okay, then let's deal with it the second way." Dead House No. 1 nodded, the evil smile on his face gradually faded, and looked at Lin Qing's eyes with a serious face, Lin Qing seemed to be infected by this atmosphere, became serious, and nodded at Dead House No. 1.

I only heard No. 1 of the Dead House say very seriously, word by word: "You are right, in fact, I have been dating Boss Qi Shi for a long time, and just now we hid together under the tree that represents the sincere feelings of the two of us and gave birth to the crystallization of our love." I didn't expect that even this kind of thing could be seen through at a glance, worthy of Boss Lu. ”

"Whereever, I'll just say it casually. I wish you two a hundred years together. ”

"Boss Lu, you are too polite, then I will accept Boss Lu's good words."

………… Guests and hosts have a great time..................

"Guests and hosts are happy! What a situation this is! When the hell did I have a relationship with my boss! You're kidding me, hey! Your second way of coping is to simply admit it! The knight finally got out of his stunned and speechless state with his mouth wide open, and shouted hoarsely, "me! ”

"First, you're not my father." Dead House No. 1 was still talking crazy nonsense with a serious face, "Second, you're right, the second way to deal with it is to first admit the other party's slander, and then-"

"And then stand in this position and reach a settlement with the other party?" The knight said with a sneer.

"Oh, it would be nice if it could be like this, but most of the time the other party will change the style of painting in order to continue to tear up, and then stand on the position that the other party originally admitted, even the onlookers who don't know the truth will think that the truth is on our side." Dead House No. 1 nodded, "Perfect coping, isn't it?" Both retained the elegant image and achieved complete victory. ”

"But the special one has become a base, and the soul is faint!"

Dead House No. 1 shook his head, like a teacher who teaches stubborn students, and said kindly but with dignity as a teacher: "Boss Qi." If you want to get anything, you have to pay something, don't you understand such a simple truth? ”

"I know a hairy, I'll go! I sacrificed my precious reputation for the sake of a meaningless victory! This may not only affect my future sexual well-being, but also directly affect my current job! The knight shouted in pain, "That is, it will directly affect my income!" Directly affect my livelihood, I'll go! ”

"What, Brother Knight, did you turn out to be a cowherd?"

"Boss Qi, this kind of work that relies on youth and body to eat is not done for a long time, and it hurts the body very much, when you really want to show your strength for your true love in the future, but you are faced with the desperate situation of not being able to stand up, what can I do! For your own sake, you might as well find another way out as soon as possible! ”

“…… What are you talking about? The knight looked at these two people, not knowing what kind of expression to use, "Lin Qing can still touch the edge of what he said, boss, your divergent thinking is a little too much, right?" As a star player, as a handsome star player, eating with your face is also a matter of responsibility - but there is still a difference between a cowherd and a duck! ”

"Let's get down to business." Dead Mansion No. 1 said to Lin Qing with a serious face, "It sounds like you didn't come to this woods on your own initiative - but that kind of thing is fine." ”

"Hey! It's all good, what a serious matter! I'm not doing that kind of thing! ”

Dead House No. 1 coughed: "The problem now is that you are from the 'lover' camp, and I and Boss Qi are true love, as people from the hostile camp, after seeing that the two of you are in a state of running away that is obviously inconvenient to react, the most correct choice for me and Boss Qi should be to hide and give you a hand and send the two of you directly out of the game." Why didn't we do this-Boss Lu, you, you should understand, right? ”

"Hey! Who is true love with you! It's both of us in the 'true love' camp, okay! Let's make it clear! ”

Lin Qing nodded, and suddenly showed a flattering smile: "Taijun, the little one understands." ”

"What do you know! Instead of playing dumb riddles there, why don't you help me prove my innocence! ”

Dead House No. 1 nodded and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is worthy of Boss Lu." It's good that you understand. ”

"Hey—"

"Shut up! Straight male cancer is disgusting! Dead Mansion No. 1 and Lin Qing both turned their heads at the same time, showing disgusted expressions at the knight.

The "......" knight opened his mouth wide, and once again fell into a miserable state of not knowing how to react, and finally hung his head in frustration, feeling that his future good life of brushing his face and eating was completely hopeless...... The aura of frustration exuding from his body was as strong as a rabbit that had been robbed of a radish from its mouth, so much so that the golden scales teleported over and touched his head......