Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Duel of the Otherworldly Toilets!
Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Duel of the Otherworldly Toilet!
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After taking a magic class, Wu Lingfeng was nervous, why, because the girls looked at him differently, yes, he was told by Holira that it was not his idea to beat the girls, it was the girls who beat him.
It seems to be a bit like the ** anime "The Magic of Love" in the previous life, the male protagonist has the highest bloodline in the world and is pursued by a group of beautiful women......
Now Wu Lingfeng has experienced this feeling, Nima, that kind of gaze, almost ate him.
Therefore, in the middle of the course, Wu Lingfeng used the great escape technique that he had used countless times in his previous life, the urine escape!!
"That, there's a problem......" Wu Lingfeng raised his hand and interrupted Holera's lecture.
Holila looked at Wu Lingfeng and said, "That, in class, only teachers and students, you have to call me teacher, do you know the way?" ”
Wu Lingfeng nodded, raised his hand and said, "Teacher, is there a convenient place?" ”
"Convenient?" Holira said suspiciously, "What's convenient?" ”
Wu Lingfeng said: "It's just ......shhh
"What's the shhhhhh......h
Nima? Wu Lingfeng was directly angry, and said, "It's just peeing......"
Holira suddenly understood, took a sip, pointed to the stairs on the side and said, "Upstairs, hurry up and solve it......"
Wu Lingfeng nodded, Nima's, come down and wait......
Wu Lingfeng quickly started his truancy plan, went upstairs, and found that there were still a few floors in this tower, not a direct tower body and a floor, sure enough, there was a so-called toilet on the second floor, but soon he was blinded, he couldn't read the otherworldly characters, which one was male and which one was female? Bastard, why doesn't there be a sign in the toilet in the other world, okay, he's speechless, he can't guess, but, anyway, there's no one now, just take one, squat for a while, and come out again when the class is over......
……
Just after Wu Lingfeng left, the red-eyed elf girl felt a little pain in her belly, raised her hand and said, "Teacher, I want that ...... too"
Holira was puzzled, what's wrong with today, she has a bad stomach, she also had breakfast, okay, the college's diet should be very strict, there will be no problems, the ingredients are the best, how can Nirvana?
"Alright, get back to ......," said Holera.
Belle (the red-eyed elf girl) nodded, trotted up to the second floor, and rushed into the so-called toilet in the other world, in fact, she didn't eat a bad stomach, but the girl always had to come to that thing every month, there was no way.
Belle went directly into a cubicle, took off her pants and small neen, took out a blood-stained scarf, and then began to squat there silently bearing the arrival of the residual pain......
After Wu Lingfeng here finished solving the hush, he put on his pants and walked out of the cubicle, Nima's, you can't keep squatting, otherwise you will have leg cramps, go around, anyway, that Holira won't come up to check his state in progress.
"Shh......h
Wu Lingfeng, who was in a good mood, whistled and walked outside, but when he passed by a soundproofing sound, suddenly, Nima found a little Lori squatting there in pain with a bare little fart, looking at a blood-stained scarf in her hand......
Okay, Wu Lingfeng can now be sure that he really knows two otherworldly characters, one is a man and a woman, why, realistic education, what does little Lori say here? It means that this is the girls' toilet, and the boys' toilets next door are all ......
"You !!!"
Belle was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but scream angrily......
Wu Lingfeng can't wash it away now when he jumps into the Yellow River, illiterate, illiterate, this is the price of illiteracy, although this price is a little fragrant......
Belle directly began to chant magic: "The Sword of Holy Light, carried under the light, Eternal Can, the revelation of the Crimson Crystal, not dark, curse the confinement of darkness, slash - Holy Light Crystal Sword!" ”
Wu Lingfeng obviously didn't expect that Bei Lu would attack directly, okay, he was indeed wrong, but the illiterate did not hide his fault, and whoever asked him to go to the toilet, Bei Lu would follow, everything ...... It's all just a coincidence, isn't it?
A crystal sword that refracted blazing light attacked Wu Lingfeng, and the surrounding air was a little stagnant, and the scorching breath made the temperature of the entire toilet begin to rise.
"Bastard!!"
"Jump back!!"
Wu Lingfeng didn't pay attention for a while, how could he have the strength to fight back, although he started the back jump, but his arm was still rubbed a little bit of skin, and a burning sensation came from his arm, as if he lost consciousness in an instant......
"Boom !!"
The crystal sword grazed Wu Lingfeng's body and knocked the ground of the toilet into a head-sized hole, and the whole body slid deeply into the ground, but the strange thing was that the cracked pit actually slowly recovered, as if it was alive, and it was gradually returning to its original state, it must be a kind of power of a super artifact, and the seven magic towers were a super artifact.
Wu Lingfeng covered his arm, waved his hand to Bei Lu and said, "Don't be impulsive, I didn't mean to, and I came first, you calm down......"
"Die, Blank ......"
An emerald green bow and arrow directly appeared in Bei Lu's hand, and an energy arrow was condensed in his hand, and he was about to shoot at Wu Lingfeng......
"......"
The energy arrow quickly slammed towards Wu Lingfeng, aiming directly at his head......
"Since you don't want to talk about it, then don't blame me, I'm going to make a move......"
"Magic Whirlwind!!"
Wu Lingfeng was also helpless, so he had to resist Bei Lu's attack, and a magic whirlwind knocked out Bei Lu's energy arrow.
Bei Lu snorted coldly and began to cast spells again, and the bow and arrow in his hand turned into a green vine and attacked Wu Lingfeng......
"The glimmer of the holy light, the words of the morning, the wind of the mist, the wind, the glory of the rhythm, the eight directions of heaven and earth at the beginning, imprisoned - the eight spears of light!!"
The little green snake was very annoying, and Wu Lingfeng couldn't help but jump back one after another to dodge, but then eight white spears of light shot at him, coming from eight directions, as if they wanted to block his way to death.
"Teleport!!"
As a last resort, Wu Lingfeng had no choice but to activate the teleportation, but what about the direction......
Then Wu Lingfeng teleported in the direction of Bei Lu, originally wanting to subdue her, but ......
But Wu Lingfeng directly pushed Bei Lu down, Bei Lu's delicate body was also exposed under Wu Lingfeng's body, and the pure girl's forbidden land was directly exposed in front of Wu Lingfeng, okay, Wu Lingfeng really didn't mean to, he didn't want to push Bei Lu down, he just wanted to subdue her, he didn't expect to create a bigger misunderstanding and see part of Bei Lu's identity......
"I apologize, I'm just dodging your attack, I really didn't think about it, you listen to me......" Wu Lingfeng also saw the girl's body for the first time, and couldn't help but blush, woo......
"Pervert, I'm going to kill you, kill you......" Bei Lu suddenly looked crazy, and didn't care about anything, she directly opened her mouth and bit Wu Lingfeng's hand, and the little silver teeth bit fiercely......
"Whew......"
Wu Lingfeng let out a hoarse roar in pain, Nima, you are a dog, bastard, Wu Lingfeng pulled out his hand hard, and two rows of small tooth marks were clearly engraved on it, and a little blood seeped out of it, woo, injured Nirvana......
"Ah......" Beilu still has to open her mouth to bite, she has fallen into madness, she must give this color blank a good look, woo, people's pure body has actually been looked at, so ashamed......
As a younger sister, Bei Lu is not as open-minded as her sister, if it is Bertha, maybe hey, maybe she will really become another girlfriend of Wu Lingfeng, but Bei Lu, Ya's iceberg little beauty is very high, even if the bloodline of Nima God is good or not, she doesn't care, she was looked at by Wu Lingfeng, and forcibly pushed to the ground, she must kill him, woo, poor first time, it's gone, the soul is faint......